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Flynn: On the scale from "Damn Daniel" to "Fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Julie: In between "It's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a coat hanger." How about you Reggie?
Reggie, unbothered: Probably "Road work ahead"
Luke, mad that he doesn't understand: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Alex, visable confusion: How does Reggie even know all this?
#jatp#julie and the phantoms#alex mercer#reggie peters#julie molina#luke patterson#jatp incorrect quotes#julie and the phantoms incorrect quotes#flynn taylor#jatp memes#julie and her himbos#julie and the phantoms meme
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*dusts off this blog because i rewatched jatp yesterday and have been looping the soundtrack all day today*
#hello can anyone hear me#fantoms where are you guys#jatp#julie and the phantoms#julie and her himbos
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iâll never forget that the first time i watched julie and the phantoms, during the last episode after they became corporeal and hugged i just shouted âTHEY CAME BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIPâ and immediately burst into tears
#and i was real for that#i cry every time i watch that scene#and every scene in that episode#and in the episode before#and the first episode#and every time julie or someone else mentions her mom#and during bright and finally free and edge of great bc those songs have helped me through so much#and every time friendship#like flynn and julie being cute#and every interaction between julie and her dad bc my dad died and i miss him#and luke birthday parent scene#i also laugh at everything anyone says or does especially luke#heâs so fucking ridiculous#laughing and crying my way through the show#there can be two#jatp#julie and the himbos#julie and the phantoms#jatp spoilers i guess#will forever be sad about no season 2 we couldâve had it all#julie molina#luke patterson#alex mercer#reggie peters#sunset curve#yeet my deet#julie and the fat ones#stand tall
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don't think I'll ever get over how tickled I was watching JATP for the first time during Edge of Great and how Luke kept expecting Julie to interact with him in that special way during the song and she was trying so hard not to and they had him so intentionally want it and notice it not happening and keep trying to get it. like I think about that all the time. it was so juicy. so fun to be in agony for their lil teenage romance during one song in her driveway. Perfect Harmony was nice but. I need more delicious experiences like that in shows
#I truly do remember it often#sometimes at random#what a good way to do that scene#what a good way to show 'teenage girl tries to go cold turkey on showing her crush attention'#what a good way to show 'teenage boy notices lack of attention from pretty girl and insists on getting it back'#jatp#julie and the phantoms#julie and the himbos#julie molina#luke patterson#julie and luke#juke#julie x luke#luke x julie#JATP#netflix#opinion piece#doverstar's thoughts
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Mistakes were made and the GPP?
Willie was with Carrie and the Candis when they got the call. Well, Carrie got the call. They'd been doing each other's nails, not really watching Magic Mike except for the Good Parts. Kayla had gotten some fancy foaming face mask for them to try and it was ridiculous and fun. Willie wasn't sure if it actually did anything but he liked the way it poofed up.
"You what?" Carrie asked, pressing the phone to her ear. The foam was flaking off her face because of her frown. Uh-oh. "Fine. When my nails are dry. No, you sit and think about what you did."
"Uh-oh," Heather said, echoing Willie's thoughts.
"Do we want to know?" Kayla asked.
"The himbos got arrested," Carrie said, sighing. "They want me to come bail me out."
"I'll come with," Willie volunteered. Carrie drove scarily when she was annoyed. Also, she would totally forget to take pictures of them in jail to share in the group chat.
"Let them wait," Carrie said, leaning back to watch Matt Bomer shake his groove thang on stage. "Maybe that will teach them."
"Have you met them?" Kayla asked, which was a fair question.
By the time their nails were dry, their face masks were washed off and they got to the station, over an hour had passed. As Carrie paid for the bail, Willie had his camera ready. The hangdog expressions as first Reggie, then Alex, and then Luke came out were hilarious.
He wasn't expecting the last person.
"JULIE?" he shouted. "You got Julie arrested? And I wasn't even along for the ride? How could you?"
"Please don't take a picture," Julie begged. "If that somehow gets out to my TĂa I won't be able to leave the house until I'm sixty." Even though she didn't even live at home anymore. Willie had met Victoria. She'd find a way.
"Well, we wouldn't want that," Willie said, because he wasn't an asshole. He put the phone away, opening his arms for a hug. Baby's first arrest was always a little scary. He remembered the first time he and Alex were arrested, the guy had been in tears. Julie burrowed into his cozy sweater, letting him wrap her in a hug.
"So what happened?" he asked.
"There was a cat," Reggie said like that explained it all.
"We thought it was in trouble," Alex added.
"We got arrested for trespassing," Julie mumbled into Willie's chest.
"Mistakes were made," Luke ended.
"You four owe me so hard," Carrie said. "I'm not doing the dishes for four months."
"That's fair," Reggie agreed. Luke shrugged, and Alex looked properly chastised. Julie nodded, still not coming up for air. Willie gently patted her head.
"How about we go home and you can tell us all about it," he suggested.
Eventually, the charges were dropped when Reggie sincerely described the owner's cat back to them, down to the little black spot under its eye, and they realised that the four really had just been trying to help. Turned out Fluffy was kind of a murderer, and the blood on her paws had definitely not been hers but some poor squirrel or something.
And Julie's mugshot ended up on the fridge with the others, though carefully hidden whenever Victoria would be over. After all, Willie didn't want to miss her until she was sixty.
#julie and the phantoms#the greater polyphantoms polycule#fanfic#I wrote a thing#when reggie calls Carrie like 'we've been arrested' she just assumed he meant just the himbos minus Willie because he was with her#Flynn is also a little offended Julie got arrested without her#Julie doesn't leave Willie's arms until she is safely in Carrie's car#and doesn't live it down for like a year
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Poor Sheridan. He keeps sending Ivanova on missions with someone whoâs madly in love with her, and she just keeps interrupting every single romantic endeavor of which he ever finds himself to be a part.
#babylon 5#b5#for once it's not an incorrect quote#john sheridan#susan ivanova#again: older brother and younger sister#himbo and the bi tale as old as time#susan x marcus#john x delenn#and Julie Mustante that one time#âJohn x Delennâ x a very tired and exasperated Susan Ivanova#I love Susan Ivanova. I despise her timing in Sic Transit Vir.#Susan Ivanova can do no wrong. that being said⌠how dare she abruptly end such a tender moment between John and Delenn#and on the other hand#here we have John J Sheridan: Wingman Supreme#Susan and Marcus keep going on adventure after adventure together and Susan still has enough time to go interfere in her C.O.âs love life
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Okay I finally gave in to the pressure and started watching JATP (which I'm sure I'll regret cause I'll get pissed they cancelled it) BUT YOURE TELLING ME ALEX IS CANONICALLY GAY AND THATS NOT JUST A HC?!?!
#i just assumed this whole time#julie and the phantoms#julie and the himbos#also considering its JULIE & the phantoms i know shockingly little about her#literally all the videos ive ever seen have been about the guys
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Reggie my love
Once again, i miss him
#Reggie peters#Reginald Peters#itâs reggie hours guys đĽ˛#reggie hours#jatp#julie and the phantoms#i miss the girl and her ghost himbos#i love him#reggie jatp#my beloved
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hey baby... i was uh wondering....
if you could do geto x reader x gojo for me đ
i would love it as a birthday gift !!!
mwah xoxoxo
- big daddy
Three's A Crowd (Geto x Reader x Gojo) Pt 1
*rubs hands together and does the DreamWorks face and laughs like a witch* yessssssss.... yessssssssss!!!
everyone say hi 2 my roommate (the ask) đđž love her im her biggest fan
a/n: *kills self* I AM SO BACKED UP WITH THESE ASKS BRO THIS ONE WAS DUE LAST YEAR... IT'S FAWKING JULY đđ im so sorry y'all so much has happened in my life im not even in my home country rn yall... yea... the good news is that I TOTALLY GRADUATED COLLEGE EARLY WHIPPEEEEE!!! joining the dreaded workforce come August, but for now... enjoy my works. I promise y'all, I see your asks, im working on them. jus a lot going on rn but I WILL DELIVER I PROMISE!
summary: you and gojo are friends with benefits... sorta. but why's geto, gojo's best friend, paying you extra close attention lately? (basically my REALLY self-indulgent studentbodypres!geto x dom!bimbo!reader x sportyclassclown!gojo fic)
cw: MINORS DNI, fem!reader (im sorry! i had to do fem for this one,,, a gift) dom!reader (my pref + my roommate's pref đđž she gets me fr), gojo is a sporty himbo, submissive!gojo, smut, mentions of penetration, sexual acts, gojo whimpering, reader is a bimbo bc i said so (very little dialogue so they don't talk much but just trust me), fem undergarments mentioned, some choking, NOT PROOFREAD (there may be some mistakes), perhaps slightly ooc? andddd idk what else.
NO MINORS ARE ALLOWED TO INTERACT! PLEASE RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES!!
The two of you never really hung out in public, at least not on campus. It was an unspoken rule. He was the campus wrestling star, huge class clown, but overall popular nice guy. You were the rumored slut with an enormous body count. Gojo didnât mind, of course, but you did, fearing how your reputation could bring down his with you. So you insisted on being separate on campus. He was fine with that, if a little reluctant. Besides, not only was he the most attractive guy on campus, he was also best friends with the student class president and other most attractive guy on campus! No way could he ruin his rep by hanging out with you; or at least thatâs what you deduced.
The student class president was Geto, probably the other most popular guy among college campus. He was a little self-righteous and airy, but he had his down-to-earth moments, and made an effort to be sweet when it mattered. So, of course, when running for pres, all it took was the sweet charm and he won in a landslide. You didnât know him, not like Gojo did, but recently you had become curious about him. Youâd had your fair share of run ins with him, like in the hallways, or in the cafe, even passed by him in your dorm once. Gojo had been talking about him a lot recently, and that sparked your interest. You had to admit he was strangely attractive. Not conventionally, like Gojo, but rather mysteriously. Maybe you just had a thing for guys with long hair, or maybe you liked his slim eyes? Who knows. Regardless, most of campus agreed with you.
Geto seemed to be all you could think about as you headed to Gojoâs apartment, just across the street off campus. It didnât make sense. Youâd only had a few run ins with him, but then Gojo starts running his mouth, and now heâs all you can think about? You shake your head, and decide to just wait out front; Gojo would come down soon.
It was a lukewarm night in mid September. The cool wind cut through the warm temperature and humid air. It was comfortable enough for you to wear something nice; a cute hot pink crop top, low enough to show off a leopard print bra. It matched with your leopard print boots with hot pink laces. A simple jean skirt worked today, but of course, you had a sparkly, cute pink belt to match. Not your best outfit, but cute. Besides, it was all going to be tossed around anyway.
Your earrings and bracelets make little clinking sounds as you look around for Gojo, and your nails tap against the screen of your phone as you text him. Finally, he arrives, wide goofy smile spread out across his face as he held the door open for you. Heâs wearing a light blue oversized jersey with navy cargo shorts. Sorta matches, but anything worse and you wouldnât want to be seen with him. You step inside and he leads you to the elevator.
âSo how are you, Pink?â He calls you by your endearing nickname, one he very proudly came up with. Youâve been friends with him for years, and were pretty close, at that⌠But it was only recently when this new development happened.
You shrug in response. âLike, I'm fine. As fine as ever.â You jokingly motion to yourself exaggeratedly, and Gojo laughs.
âI can see that!â He quips, his eyes taking you in over his sunglasses. âNever a day where you aren't dressed to impress!â
You laugh and wave him off. âWhateverrrr.â
You and Gojo had met in high school, and had been good friends ever since. You were both now juniors in college, studying in your own respective fields; him in Kinesology and you in Fashion and Design. Despite such differences, his sense of humor and some shared interests kept you around. You werenât close with him like Geto was, though⌠The two of you were close in a different way.
Really, it started in freshman year of college. The two of you had attended a party, gotten a little tipsy, some hidden truths were shared and after one night, it kept happening, even sober. You were just friends, as that was what was comfortable⌠but, the benefits werenât ever undesirable.
As you finally reach his apartment, he lets you in with his usual dramatic flair, and you laugh at the familiarity. Upon reaching his room, you both know what youâre here for, but it doesnât feel awkward anymore. It stopped feeling awkward after the first five times. Now, it was as normal as ever.
As soon as you step in and Gojo closes the door behind him, you set down your purse and start taking off your boots. He follows suit, slipping off his shoes as well. As you both get undressed, he asks, âHow were your classes today?â
You laugh and say, âSatoru, we donât need to catch up, like, allllll the time, you know? Youâve already heard about my classes over text anyway!â You shake your phone in hand while undoing your belt and slipping down your skirt, reminding him of how often the two of you talk in a day.
He nods, smiling. âTrue, true. But I do like to hear it from you directly. I prefer your voice anyways!â He pulls his jersey over his head, revealing his bare torso before unbuttoning his shorts.
You roll your eyes, smirking. âYou could literally just call me, you coward.â You slip your top off, trying to pull it over your hair without ruining your style or makeup. Thankfully, your bracelets and nails donât get caught on the fabric.
He visibly pouts, moving to pull off his black boxers. âI donât see why I canât just talk to you on campus⌠In real life⌠As friends do!â He complains again, kicking his boxers to the side and approaching you, his ridiculous circular sunglasses still on.
You shake your head, slipping your bra off and quickly sliding out of your panties. âYou know why.â You move to approach him in turn, smiling familiarly. You reach up and pluck his sunglasses off the bridge of his nose, placing them on his desk behind you. His blue eyes gaze at you softly, and an equally soft smile graces his features. You trace your fingers under his chin and walk towards his bed, sitting on the edge. âCome on, hotshot.â You call to him, smirking. âDonât tell me you arenât horny after a rough week.â
He shakes his head, sighing. âCanât deny that.â He approaches you, pressing a knee into his comforter and curling an arm behind you, trapping you on the bed. You lean back, allowing him to hover over you on the bed. âWrestling has been tough lately.â
You fling your legs around him and grab his arms, rolling over on the bed and pulling him with you until you were positioned over him. He simply smirks, rolling his eyes. âYou know, if I were to ever use my wrestling techniques, Iâd win.â
You roll your eyes. âWell, sure. You have the strength advantage here. But I know you wonât do that.â
He narrows his eyes, goofy smile spreading on his face. âAnd? What makes you so sure that I-â You cut him off, running one of your long nails down his throat. His adamâs apple bobs under your touch as he swallows harshly, his eyes widening and breath catching. His eyes flick between your face and your nails, as though waiting for you to do something more. When it became apparent that was all you were going to do, he whines, pouting. âCome on, you canât just do that! Totally unfair, especially when you have the advantage.â
You smirk. âSure, but itâs not my fault you react like this every time. At a certain point, I just find it funny.â
His pout turns into a slight frown, though you can tell heâs exaggerating to get what he wants. âYouâre just making fun of me.â
You decide to lay into him, biting back just as well. âWell, duh!" You laugh in his face, and he only pouts further. âIt's no fun if I can't make fun of you."
You laugh, shifting position a little. As you do, he grunts, and you feel something press into your thigh. You suppress a giggle.
âHard already? Loser."
âShut up. You're naked and on top of me." His eyes narrow as he says this, and you can tell he's trying to look serious, but then he bites his lip, betraying himself. He huffs impatiently and grips your hips, digging his fingers into your soft flesh. You simply smirk and stay over him, waiting for him to cave. âCome onnnn!" He whines at last, twitching impatiently. âIt's been a whole weekâŚâ
At his exaggerated pout, you finally relent. You stroke his cheek with your hand and with the other, you trail your long nails down his neck to his collarbone to his chest. You lean in and gently kiss him, his mouth opening excitedly the second you swipe your tongue on his lips.
You pull away and whisper in his ear, âGood boy."
He whimpers again.
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You spring upwards, suddenly waking up after your deep sleep. You blink blearily a few times, making sense of your surroundings. You were not in your own bedroom, but you knew this room. This was Satoruâs room, and the soft snoring next to you was evidence of that. You turn to look at him, and there he lies next to you, oddly positioned with his mouth wide open, snoring muffled in his pillow. Shaking your head amusedly, you yawn and stretch, slipping out of bed. You were naked, but it's not like Satoru cared if you went around his apartment naked. Sunlight streaked through the windows, but it wasn't quite early morning. If anything, it looked to be noon, the sun high in the sky, bathing everything in even sunlight. You pad over to your purse, where your clothes from last night still are, and rummage around, pulling out the spares you packed. A cute bodycon dress. Maybe you'd wear this next time you came over. Satoru suddenly grunts, and you turn, seeing him twitch his arm before blinking awake and looking around for you. Upon spotting you, he plops back down on his bed, humming in satisfaction.
âVery glad you havenât left yet. I wanted to at least give you something to eat before you go this time.â His voice is thick and heavy with sleep, and he rubs his eyes, rolling over and forcing the sleep from his limbs.
You smile at him, placing your spare clothes on his bed and heading for his shower. âYeah, yeah. Donât get too excited though, Iâm hanging with friends today.â You close the bathroom door behind you, very aware that he could still hear you.
You hear some shuffling, assuming Satoru is getting out of bed. âWhat, and Iâm not âfriendsâ?â
You roll your eyes at your reflection and sigh, wrapping your hair up for your shower. âNot today you arenât!â
A wounded sound comes from the other side of the door, and you hear dramatic stumbling and a final collapse on the bed. You bite back a laugh. âOne day⌠One day I'll permanently be your friend.â He fake sobs for dramatic effect.You give an audible pity laugh. âHa! Sure.â
You turn on the water and you are about to step in before you notice an unfamiliar hair comb sitting on Satoruâs bathroom counter. For a moment, youâre puzzled, until you recognize the few, barely visible black strands in the comb.
Geto.
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For the rest of the day, as you hang around friends, you do your best not to think about it. But unfortunately, even the brand new pink and highly-decoâd acrylics you got with friends on your spa day do nothing to soothe your thoughts. Geto visiting Satoru was not remotely the problem. The problem was seeing Getoâs comb and having to repress the flaring heat that seared through your body all at once. You imagined him in that same bathroom, just as naked as you were, smirking at you in the mirror, alluding to the night before. You imagined him picking up that comb, watching as he runs it through his uneven black strands, smoothing it out after youâd spent most of the night pulling at it. The thoughts nearly sent you over the edge. You plop down onto your dorm room bed that night, wrapping yourself in your blankets and squeezing your legs together, trying to distract yourself from the thoughts. You hadnât even thought of him in that way before. Why did it have to happen when you were naked, in Satoruâs bathroom? How embarrassing is that? You kick your feet and audibly groan, pulling the blankets around you tighter. This wasnât working. You decide to go for a walk, get some fresh air, grab a snack or something. You hurriedly toss the blankets off of you and scan through your closet, throwing on a see through hot pink sweater dress and your favorite knee-high boots. You only bother grabbing your wallet and keys before walking out of the dorm, too out of it to pay much attention to your surroundings.
You notice itâs cooler than usual the moment you step outside, the cool air easily penetrating your dress. You cross your arms, wrapping your hands around your sides. Barely anyone is out tonight, besides a few stragglers. Not surprising, though. Usually on Saturday nights, everyoneâs at a party or something. You walk in the direction of the campus convenience store, hoping to grab something and head back to avoid being in the cool air for too long.
As you are walking, you notice someone heading the opposite direction on the same path ahead of you. You donât pay them much mind until they pass underneath a street light and you notice their visage looks eerily similar to Getoâs. You squeeze your sides tighter and pray to whatever higher power is listening that that isnât Geto, and that youâre just seeing things because itâs so late. You keep walking, acting as nonchalant as humanly possible, wishing youâd grabbed your phone as a means of distraction before you left the dorm. The person slowly draws closer, and it is all you can do to not freeze in fear, trying to look everywhere except at his face. You breathe heavily, looking to your side as he approaches, and hope this will pass without incident.
âGood evening.â His deep voice greets you, and you know it would be rude now if you didnât look at him, at least. You turn as he says it, and are almost rooted to the ground. It was indeed Geto. He was smiling at you kindly, continuing his pace as he briskly walked past you, like it was nothing.
Internally, you sighed with relief. The danger had passed.
âYouâre Satoruâs friend, arenât you?â
You freeze in place, gripping your sides in surprise. How⌠How did he know that? You turn around, trying not to let the fear show on your face. He was standing some ways away, turned at an angle, as though his phrase were an afterthought. Something told you, however, that heâd been meaning to ask you this in the way he looked at you. While his smile was handsome and kind all the same, his eyes were similarly kind but expectant, like he had predicted several outcomes to this conversation already. You felt seen, and not just because your dress was see-through. It was, for the first time, uncomfortable to be scrutinized. But, some part of you didnât mind it so bad⌠The expectancy in his gaze almost felt like hunger, and to be wanted by Geto, student class president on campus? Well, that wasnât so bad.
âUh⌠y-yeah. Yeah, Iâm friends with him.â Your answer comes out uncertain at first, and you want to smack yourself for it, but soon it comes out even as youâd planned as you gain confidence. Geto probably wasnât here to hurt you anyway, regardless of how intimidating he seemed now. You hesitantly smile back. It was a little awkward, but you hoped the softness of it made up for it. His eyes narrow and he seems to scrutinize you further, his smile widening. Before anything else was said, he turns, and the building heat in your body dissipates as quickly as it appeared.
âHave a good night, Satoruâs friend.â
You couldnât tell if the last part was meant to be a subtle dig, but you doubted it. The teasing lilt in his tone said otherwise.
âYeah, you too!â You say hurriedly, watching him as he continues on his way. You wonder if he will look back, but you decide not to stick around long enough to find out. You continue on your way to the campus convenience store, still determined to get a drink regardless of your mood.
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The following week passes as slowly as ever, but simultaneously super quickly. On one hand, you had to drag yourself to classes this week, your body feeling oddly more run-down than usual. Of course, that only fueled circulating rumors, and no matter how much you tried to ignore them, it just got to you this week. On the other hand, your head swimming with thoughts of Satoru and Geto as you watched them from afar made your week seem to zoom by. Not to mention the few times you passed by Geto and he greeted you with a stellar smile and curious eyes. The building pressure of it all was enough to weigh you down some. You text Satoru that Friday after class to let him know youâre coming by early, to which he excitedly agrees to shoo away anyone he may have over right now. Idly, you wonder if Geto is over, but you shake those thoughts away. No more thinking today. You just wanted to fuck Satoru silly and forget all about this week.
Itâs a bright afternoon, the sun setting earlier as the days pass on. The rumbling dark clouds in the distance signal a rainy evening, which brings you some joy. Even more of an excuse to stay with Satoru. The wind picks up, as though blowing you towards your destination. You wished you had a longer jacket to protect your body from the winds, but unfortunately the cropped brown leather one would have to do. At least you wore your brown knee-high boots with it, keeping at least a part of your legs warm.
When you finally arrive at the apartment building, Satoru is there, waiting for you. Heâs dressed as casually as ever, black tee and grey sweatpants, but you couldnât be bothered to care much past that. He waves in greeting, and as you approach, you collapse forward into his arms, to which he holds you up.
âWoah,â he exclaims, one arm around your shoulders and the other steadying you by your waist. âRough week?â
You lean into him and sigh miserably, pressing your cheek against his chest. His chest rumbles with light laughter, which brings a smile to your face. âYou already know this.â
He simply chuckles and squeezes you close for a moment, before releasing you and heading inside. âSure I do, but itâs always good to check.â He holds open the door for you, trademark goofy smile spread across his face again. âYour Majesty.â
âHa!â You laugh at him and walk past him. ââYour Majestyâ is a new one. Mmmm, canât say I totally dislike it.â
âI was certain youâd like it. It suits your attitude sometimes.â
You scoff, biting your lip to unsuccessfully hide a smile and stifle a laugh. Some of your lip gloss rubs off on your teeth. âFuck you, Satoru.â
âIâd ask when and where, but here we are.â He opens the door to his apartment and steps aside to let you in. You donât even bother going to his bedroom. The tension had been mounting in your body since you saw him.
âHere and now, then.â You announce, dropping your bag beside the couch. You walk back over to him and grab the collar of his shirt, leading him to the couch. He obediently follows, albeit confused. You push him down on the couch, and he falls with an âoomphâ. You give him no time to adjust before straddling his thighs and hugging him, pressing your body flush against his. You hold him like that for a while, before he clears his throat.
âSomeoneâs eager.â He commented, noting how quickly youâd pushed him onto the couch. âDonât you usually like to do this in my bedroom?â There was concern laced in his voice, which you appreciated, but you glossed over it rather quickly.
âOh, who cares!â You whine and push yourself away from him, your hands firmly gripping his shoulders. The words start before you can stop them, and you find yourself admitting more than youâd like to. âRough day, rough week, and the walk here was cold. I donât want to do anything except fuck you silly and stay wrapped up in your warmth for the entire weekend. Come on and pull your pretty little dick out so I can forget this week and remember how it feels to have my cervix bruised.â
He stares at you in awe for a moment, blinking rapidly. His lips part to say something, but nothing comes out. He switches between opening and closing his mouth before sighing and laughing at you. He moves his hands to squeeze your hips before reaching for his belt buckle. âYes, Your Majesty.â He teases you, but you canât be bothered to care.
You immediately pull off your jacket, stripping down and maneuvering around your clothes. Having gone braless today, all you do is pull up your leopard print crop top for easy access. If Satoru wasn't painfully hard already from your earlier tirade, he's painfully hard now. He pulls his pants down just enough for his dick to spring free, already twitching in anticipation. You reach down and simply lift your jean skirt and pull your panties to the side, not wanting to waste any time. He squeezes your hip with one hand, cautious. âWhoa, so early?" You get it, he just wants to make sure you're alright. But today, that's not doing you any favors.
You reach out and hold his throat with your right hand, applying light pressure on it. His eyes widen and his breath catches, his eyes rolling back upon feeling the pressure. âAnd who are you to question Her Majesty's judgment?"
He murmurs incoherently for a moment, whispering moans, before he straightens up some and looks back at you, hazy look in his eyes already. âMmmm⌠Nothing but a mere knave, I supposeâŚâ He trails off, biting his lip, looking up at you, his dick twitching fervently for attention and his eyes just as insistent. You canât help but roll your eyes at him. Who knew it only took so little to get him all riled up? Not like you could say anything, though.
You play into it a bit more, teasing him. Besides, you started it. Why not continue this roleplay? âThatâs right. And as a mere knave, you ought to know your place, right, boy?â You release his throat and grab him by the chin instead, tilting his head upwards to directly face you, a small whimper escaping him.
âYesâŚâ He murmured, shivering at the intensity of the moment. His eyes focus on you, but are glazed over. You can tell heâs already partially gone from enjoying this roleplay so much.
âThen, let me show you where you belong, bottom rung servant.â With that, you position yourself above his twitching dick, more than ready to push itself inside you.
He grips your hips, helping you steady yourself directly above him, and he glimpses up at you, eyes still hazed over. âYes, Your MajestyâŚâ He canât help but roll his hips in anticipation, your soft heat only milimeters away from his aching dick. He whimpers, biting his lip impatiently and rolling his hips upwards again. When you donât yield immediately, he whimpers a small âPleaseâ and continues doing it, his voice whiny enough to almost shake your resolve.
Satisfied with his pitiful moans, you took it upon yourself to take up your end of the bargain. You shift closer to Satoru, perfecting your position over him. You reach out to hold his dick in place, and gently lower yourself onto it, feeling the familiar stretch. You never got sick of this feeling. Before you know it, a moan has escaped both you and Satoru, and both of you begin to move in unison: you riding his groin, and Satoru rolling his hips upwards. This particular session was impromptu and messy, so neither of you really cared. You threw your arms around him, giving him no time to adjust before you kissed him deeply. Of course, such an action was welcomed by Satoru, who only whimpered thankfully and continued rolling his hips into yours.
The two of you become so lost in your own world: nails gently scraping against partially clothed skin, lips pressed together as saliva glossed your lips and chins, hips rolling into each other with fervent need, moans loud and muffling everything else that you both fail to notice Satoruâs doorknob creaking open until itâs too late.
âHey, Satoru. I left my-â Geto stops in his tracks, staring at the scene before him. Upon hearing his voice, the two of you snapped out of it and turned towards the door. Satoru is still twitching inside of your heat. The kiss was rudely interrupted and shared saliva coated your tongues. Your tits were out, his shirt was up, and your bodies joined together were only somewhat censored behind the arm of the couch. How do you explain to your FWBâs best friend that sometimes you screwed him? For a moment, that time he greeted you for the first time flashes in your mind. Chilly air, chilly wind, and a chilling, knowing smile. Perhaps he knew then. But, if he knew, why was he so surprised now?
Geto continues to stare blankly for a while, before footsteps down the hall snap him out of it. He hurriedly enters the apartment, securing it behind him. He stands stiffly at the door for a moment, as though nervous to turn around. After an audible gulp, he does, slowly turning to survey the situation. You didnât want to get off Satoruâs dick with Geto present, and Satoru seems equally pleased with that idea, so you stay put, staring at him, quite mortified. Gojo stammers, and you see his eyes flicker from Geto to you, widened with panic. He can't settle on an excuse, but neither can you, staring at Geto wide-eyed like a deer in headlights. Yet and still, even now, despite your mortification, at his shocked yet curious gaze, heat flushed through you once more. You nervously tighten yourself, biting your lip as you curl your nails into Gojo's shoulders and squeeze your insides around his still hard cock. His stammering comes to a sudden halt and he moans pathetically, a tomato red blush spreading across his cheeks before he looks away from the both of you, even more embarrassed than before.
You realize it is up to you to speak.
âU-umâŚâ you pipe up nervously, forcing the words out, and forcing yourself to maintain eye contact. Your voice is shaky and uncertain, the words you've heard it in years. You rack your brain trying to think of what to say, when Geto himself speaks, and the phrase he says makes you tighten again, reliving that chilly night.
"Hello again, Satoru's friend.â
a/n: "everybody say yippee yo or yippee yea!" *mind explodes* holy shit the AMOUNT of EFFORT i put in2 this... brace urself bbys bc im making this multiple parts as a way 2 make up 4 my lateness đ anyways i hope you all enjoyed! please leave a like, comment, reblog, or an ask for more content! I love when you all let me know what you think of my writing!! please do let me know if you liked it!! tbh... im not super confident in this one lol
@maruayase hope ya love it babes đ
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⥠Barbie Girl ⥠| AU!Joel Miller x f! Reader
A/N: this was such a fun lil idea to pursue and I love the idea of Joel wearing pink just cause he knows how happy it makes Sarah âĄ
~word count: 1.5k~
Summary: Joel, Sarah and Tommy go to the Barbie movie opening weekend
Warnings: none, lots of fluff, Joel is a feminist icon, soft dad vibes, Joel is a girl dad himbo, heâll do anything to make his kid happy, Sarah is an icon on her own, Tommy is Tommy of course but heâs so himbo too, AU that takes place in 2023, Joel is a progressive dad, Sarah loves him for it, little bit of flirting with Joel and the reader, no age gap, some spoilers for the Barbie movie! (+18 for language) minors dni.
July 2023, Austin Texas
Joel Miller never would consider himself to be a âgirl dadâ as the younger generation would refer to him as. He had to literally look up what the word âDILFâ meant when Sarah told him one day after school that all of the moms thought he was attractive. He had Google on speed dial just so he could feel like he was âhipâ again. 36 years old and he felt older than ever. Sarah was a big help of course and steered her dad in the right direction political wise. Her dad was a good man of course, but nothing made her happier than when she had his full support as a young woman. Before the Barbie movie came out, Joel and Sarah spent every weekend volunteering at a local womenâs shelter. The bumper of his truck was decorated with women-empowering stickers including a sticker that said, âAbortion is Healthcareâ and âWomenâs Rights Are Human Rights.â He didnât stop there of course. He also had a BLM sticker, âDismantle White Supremacyâ, âEat The Richâ and he still had a Bernie sticker front and center.
The weekend that the Barbie movie came out, Joel had already pre ordered tickets for him, Sarah and Tommy as well who had multiple pink shirts for Joel to choose from. Sarah had insisted that they all had to wear pink and Joel would do just about anything to make his baby girl happy.
âAre ya sure your old man doesnât look silly in this?â Joel gestured to his hot pink tee-shirt with a soft huff as he observed his appearance in the mirror.
âDad, why do you think you look silly? Pink is totally your color!â Sarah responded with a genuine smile as she playfully placed the Barbie baseball cap on his mess of brown curls. âDo you or do you not feel Bonita?â
Joel stifled a chuckle, shaking his head as he fixed the cap on his head. âI feel Bonita.â
The drive to the movie theater consisted of listening to a Barbie inspired Spotify playlist off of Sarahâs phone. Joel and Tommy proudly knew every word to the Barbie Girl song of course. Once they arrived to the theater, Joel was awe-struck at the amount of people who were dressed in pink and he felt less self-conscious about his hot pink shirt when he saw numerous guys and dads wearing pink shirts as well.
At first he was confused when a group of women around his age said, âHi Kenâ to him and Tommy, and âHi Barbieâ to Sarah who immediately responded with a wave and, âHi Barbie!â She gently nudged her dad with her elbow as he stood there blinking, mouth opening and closing like a fish. âDad, you gotta say hi Barbie! Back.â
âOh. OH! Shit, sorry sweet pea.â He cleared his throat under his breath before he raised his hand with a sheepish smile. âHi Barbie!â He was looking right at you out of all of your friends. You were dressed head to toe in pink and you mirrored the same sheepish smile that he did. Joel turned to his daughter afterwards, cheeks feeling inflamed. âDid I do alright? So, I say that everytime someone says hi Ken?â
âYou did great, dad! Yeah, so everytime a Barbie says, âhi Ken!â You say, âhi Barbie!â, and when a Ken says, âhi Ken!â You say, âhi Ken!ââ
âYeah, brother. It ainât that hard.â Tommy chimed in and wrapped his arm around Joelâs shoulders and gave them a light squeeze.
âShuddup Tommy.â Joel grumbled under his breath.
Your friends from your college days insisted that you join them to go see the new Barbie movie. At first you were against the idea until you read reviews and once you saw it was a movie that empowered women, you were all in. It was your idea in the end to dress head to toe in pink and you and your friends each had a comfort Barbie in your purses as well.
When you saw Joel Miller across the way looking confused as all hell when your friends said âhi Ken!â You thought he was adorable for two reasons. One being he clearly was wearing pink to support his daughter and two, he looked proud of himself after saying âhi Barbie!â To you and your friends.
âNow, thatâs a real man if Iâve ever seen one!â Your one friend, Jessica excitedly whispered to the group as if she was back in her highschool days in the passing period hallways.
âOkay, but his brother? Jesus Christ, if I wasnât married I would be all over that!â Avery chimed in with a giggle.
âHow do you know that theyâre brothers? They could be two dads taking their daughter to the movies.â You responded with a shrug as you pulled up the tickets on your phone.
âNah, they look related and besides, the one with the baseball cap was looking right at you babe!â Jaimie commented with a small grin as she nudged your side gently.
âNo, he wasnât.â You responded with a light laugh and shake of your head.
âGirl, he looked like a blubbering fish when he saw you.â Your friends all affirmed.
Your friends were right on the money with that one. Joel Miller was doing his absolute best to check you out in the most respectful way he could while he was in the line for popcorn. Sarah of course caught the way her dad was looking at you, and she was determined to get him to muster up the courage to talk to you after the movie.
The movie was everything Sarah had imagined it to be. She laughed, she cried and Joel and Tommy had teared up during some of the scenes. Especially when Barbie and Ken travel to the real world and the first thing she experiences is being cat-called and objectified by men. The patriarchy was alive and well outside of Barbie land and as a straight man, Joel recognized that he and Tommy had an easy life compared to their female counterparts. This didnât mean that they agreed with it. In fact, Joel and Tommy were fully against the patriarchal system.
Sarah found herself hugging her dad tightly as the credits rolled and he was gently smoothing down her curls and kissing the top of her head. Sometimes Joel felt guilty over the fact that Sarah no longer had a mother figure in her life, but it was moments like these that reminded him that he was just a dad doing his best for his kid who he loved so dearly. âI love you so much, baby girl. Iâll always fight for you. Okay, kiddo?â He whispered softly with his lips against her temple.
Sarah hugged him tighter. âI love you so much dad. Thank you for always being there for me.â
Tommy was tearing up again.
The three Millers took a selfie with the Barbie poster just outside the movie theater with their faces squished into the frame. The picture was being taken while you were standing outside of the womenâs bathroom waiting for your friends. You watched as Joel struggled to get his phone at the right angle, so you took it upon yourself to go over and help. âHi Kens, hi Barbie! Would you guys like me to take a picture of you?â
Joel already felt his cheeks begin to heat up. âHi Barbie. That would be great if ya could. Can never get these damn angles right with this thing. I uhâI like your outfit. Itâs very Barbie.â He commented softly.
âThanks, Ken. I really like your baseball cap.â You responded with a genuine smile as he handed you his phone. You took a few steps back so that all three Millerâs would be in the frame. You took a few photos before handing him his phone back just as your friends were departing from the bathroom.
âHey, Barbie? Before you go, my dad is way too shy to say it but he thinks youâre super duper pretty.â Sarah proclaimed without skipping a beat.
Joel was beet red now as he scrubbed a hand down his face, fingertips scraping across his beard. âSarah! You canât justââ He sighed with a nervous smile. âOkay, itâs true Barbie. I do think youâre super duper pretty. Cats out of the bag thanks to my daughter.â He gave Sarah a playful warning look and mussed up her curls.
âWell Ken, itâs your lucky day because I think youâre really handsome. Do you wanna see Oppenheimer with me next weekend?â
âI would absolutely love to go see Oppenheimer with you next weekend Barbie.â Joel didnât hesitate to respond.
âItâs a date. See you next weekend, Ken.â You exchanged phone numbers before you made your way over to your friends who were waiting for you.
âThis Barbie has a date next weekend!â You told your friends the good news and they all excitedly cheered for you.
As soon as Joel and Sarah got home, Sarah dug out her old box of Barbieâs and brought them down to the living room, while Joel had found all of the Barbie DVDâs that Sarah insisted he keep. They spent the rest of the evening playing with her Barbieâs and watching the Princess and the Pauper; Sarahâs all time favorite Barbie movie.
Tag list: @chaotic-mystery @saradika @cavillscurls @thetriumphantpanda @sinsofsummers @morning-star-joy @cupofjoel @dinsdjrn @korynnekorynne @kirsteng42 @last-girl @tessa-quayle (you will love this one)
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The Don Diaries
Living with Kyle is an experience, I tell you. First of all, I have no idea how he maintains that hunky physique because he is constantly eating junk.
He also keeps drinking energy drinks and I have no idea where he's even getting them from.
He at least tries cleaning up after himself sometimes, but he's also extremely clumsy so he breaks more than he cleans.
Goddammit, Kyle.
After a few days, Dani is getting a bit sick of the smell of spoiled energy drinks everywhere. And that isn't the only bad habit Kyle seems to have...
WILL YOU PUT ON SOME GODDAMN PANTS MAN
Kyle, get your naked ass off my furniture, I swear... where did you get those chicken nuggets? You didn't go anywhere near the fridge???
And where did you keep that energy drink?! Do I even want to know?!?
Oh well, time for the welcome wagon, and we convince Kyle to put on some clothes just in time for everyone to look absolutely thrilled about the fruitcake.
Kyle's a bit miffed about having to wear pants though, so he grabs yet another energy drink and watches tv instead of socialising. (Reader Serviceâ˘ď¸ - Yellow shirt is Julie, Don's first love, teal lady is her sister Toni the bartender and Don's 9th conquest or something, the guy with the blue shirt is one of their random roommates and then there is of course Nathan, Sidney's husband.)
The group decides to join Kyle and watch a movie, but a faint beep is heard from the hallway. And Kyle the Burning Donkey decides to be useful for once, completely forgetting the Love Guru's words.
And also forgetting the fucking lint tray.
THE HIMB, THE HIMB, THE HIMBO'S ON FIRE
The Burning Donkey seems resigned to his fate...
But Dani doesn't give her man up so easily.
Ew, Dani, he's all covered in soot!
(Interestingly, everyone ran screaming out of the apartment except Toni who has probably seen worse as a bartender.)
Finally, the smoke and visitors clear out, and Kyle the Flaming Ass lives to slack another day.
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âUh oh, somebodyâs got a crush on Julie!â
Yes Luke, and itâs you-
Luke Patterson in that purple henley in the locker scene is something so special
#luke patterson#what a himbo#him and his puppy eyes#heâs so in love#julie and the phantoms#forever iconic#luke jatp#julie jatp#the way he teases her#and looks at her in general#gosh heâs obsessed#jukebox#juke
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regular fic rec: Eddie and Robin's Very Real Heterosexual Adventure by captainboomeraangs on ao3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55756411
Eddie and Robin's Very Real Heterosexual Adventure by captainboomeraangs
Rating: Teen and Up
13,055 words, 1/1 chapters
Archive Warning: No Warnings
Tags:
Fake/Pretend Relationship, Mild Angst, Himbo Steve Harrington, Bisexual Steve Harrington, Gay Disaster Eddie Munson, Lesbian Disaster Robin Buckley, everyone is a disaster, Hijinks & Shenanigans
Summary:
Dustin decides since Robin won't date Steve, she should date Eddie. Somehow, Steve talks her into it⸺even though he's the only one who knows she AND Eddie are gayer than the fourth of July.
Thanks for the rec!
Know a fic that deserves extra love? Submit through our asks!
#steddie#steddieunderdogfics#fic rec#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steve x eddie#rated t
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Alright Krispy, what is Ghost Junk Sickness actually about? You keep yelling about it- Tell us the deats!
It's a comic about two bounty hunters with an unstable dynamic who are pushed to pursue the deadly and elusive bounty, The Ghost- it's about owning up and self acceptance- and it's queer AF ---> đ§ľ
We've got our first main player, Alphonse 'Trigger' Elliot, a Bi disaster man who uses a nickname to outrun his exâŚwell, both of his exes! Determined to run away from responsibility, he gets caught up in vicious bounty hunts and taking care of some strange super powered spiky haired amnesiac
In comes Vahn- an overpowered burger loving enby who can't for the life of them remember what really happened 5 years ago- during the apocalypse of course. They're drawn to finding out who that big scary Ghost is, and hey, looks like they pick up a few romance options along the way!
and BUSTIN' DOWN THE DOORS is Boggmouth, Triggers infamous ex- On the hunt for money, fame, and a great pizza place. She gets swept up in this whole Ghost fiasco after catching up with Trigger on a super dangerous hunt to prove a point: Own up to past mistakes or take the L. And boy did Trigger lose
With those three together, navigating the treacherous landscapes of the post apocalyptic-recovering June7, trying to own up to their past, and forge a new future- They encounter many MANY scary and odd things while on the hunt for the ghost. Mainly this guyâŚ. being⌠horror?
Meet The Medium!
The Medium strikes a deal and is also on a war path to get that damned ghost. Why? Well lets just say its a tad embarrassing for an eldritch god to admit!
Together with a pretty confused 4 armed himbo, The Medium and Nowe make their way to get what they want- While avoiding the General, of course
General Raine Fiachra, the Space French Lady who hails from the prosperous galactic capital planet July, wants all of the prize- and that includes traversing several different universes to claim it. She's interested in the Medium, and Nowe is so annoyingly in her way! We love mean ladies
With this soup of a cast makes a rather roller coaster of a ride for the story of GJS. Trigger owning up to his mistakes, Vahn discovering who they are, Boggs getting closure- and of course, catching that damned bounty The Ghost! What galactic crimes has he commited to earn such a bounty on his head
GJS is a story about self acceptance- all of the parts of you that feel unloved, messy, and want to avoid. It's a story crafted about characters in impossible situations just trying to get by, and what it means to move on from hurt.
it's about bounty hunters, ghosts, and love!
You can read it here
You can get the WHOLE set of books on kickstarter right meow, HERE
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Random JATP thought of the day: okay so clearly Ray was the dorky one in their relationship but also Rose named her band with a pun so really what Iâm saying it they were both dorks and deserve each other.
#julie and the phantoms#RoseXRay#rose is the cool one but only because she's in a band#she kind of wins by default#this is why rose sent those himbos back to Julie#she knew her daughter needed Dumbasses to fit with the molina vibe
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Band of Brothers Olympics AU - Chapter One
I don't have a great title for this yet. I was thinking about The Vault in Our Stars, a pun on another Shakespeare quote to go along with Band of Brothers. If you have any ideas, please let me know.
This came out of my Olympic obesession, and I've tried to include a lot of details that came out of the Paris games in the fic.
I can't thank @mercurygray enough for helping me flesh out this story and providing some much-needed details. She deserves co-author credit on this chapter, but any mistakes or sections that don't work are on me. And thanks to @shoshiwrites for beta-reading and telling me it was a fun read. That's exactly what I am going for with this fic.
Hope you all enjoy!
Tuesday, July 23, 2024
Five days before Opening Ceremony
Four of the five members of the United States menâs gymnastics team lounged in the larger of the two bedrooms in their Olympic Village suite after their designated practice time. Harry Welsh texted his girlfriend, Kitty Grogan, a member of the U.S. womenâs gymnastics team and Americaâs current sweetheart. High bar specialist George Luz balanced a plate of French baked goods on his lap. Team himbo Floyd Talbert read the newest issue of Field and Stream. Carwood Lipton, the youngest member of the squad, sat on the floor doing a v-stretch.Â
âMy mattress here is worse than the one in my dorm room,â Carwood lamented, grabbing his foot and reaching his head to his knee.
âYes, but itâs environmentally friendly,â Harry pointed out without looking up from typing. âYou can save the world or save your back, but not both.â
âFuck, this pain au chocolat is good,â George said, his mouth full and his pronunciation terrible.
âYou donât say the last letter of the word,â Tab explained, hardly looking up from his magazine.Â
âWhatever.â George considered the pastry again. âI think Iâm going to record a review and put it on TikTok.â
âYou know French?â Carwood asked Tab. It wasnât impossible, but Carwood didnât take Tab as the ⌠cultured type. He knew Dick and Harry pretty well - he was a few years behing them at Penn State, after all - but he was still getting to know George and Tab. Both men liked to joke, although their senses of humor worked in different ways - in strong contrast to Dick, who didnât really go for jokes when it came to his team and his sport.Â
âKinda. Iâve been doing twenty minutes of Duolingo a day for the past two months. Iâm up to Level Six,â Tab explained proudly.
Harry laughed and shook his head. âAnd here I was thinking the only French Tab knew was mènage Ă trois.â
âI resent that you think that low of me, Harry - and thatâs an important phrase,â Talbert defended, finally looking up from his reading. âSpeaking of, any chance Kitty introduces us to her teammates?â
Harry put his phone down. âKittyâs already told them all about you. And if that didnât scare them off, she threatened that if they so much as shook your hand, sheâd send their names to the doping agency and theyâd have to take extra urine tests.âÂ
âShit, I wouldnât cross Kitty. She scares the hell out of me.â George admitted, brushing crumbs off his chin.Â
âIf only the American public knew about the real Kitty Grogan,â Carwood agreed. Harryâs girlfriend had worked hard for the Americaâs Sweetheart nickname, but George was right. Her tiny frame and blond curls hid a ruthless sense of humor, a deceptively strong arm, and a very, very strong protective urge for the other women on her team. (Necessary equipment, she would have said.)
âWell, thereâs lots of other women in the Olympic Village,â Tab said, unbothered and unashamed. âAnd Iâll need some more condoms, too, since someone -â he glared at George - âwouldnât share.â
âChrist, will you let it go? Harry asked for mine first. And everyone got five to start with. If you need more than that, walk your lazy ass downstairs to the clinic. They have more there for the taking.â
The suite door opened, and team captain Dick Winters walked into the room.
âHey, have you had any of these, Dick?â George asked, gesturing to the remnant of croissant on the table. âTheyâre really good.â
Dick looked at the pastry like George had just suggested he eat something toxic, and gave a brief shake of his head.âI just got through talking with Coach Taylor, and he was really happy with the way practice went this morning.â
âWell, thatâs why I came to France. To make Coach Taylor happy.â Harry rolled his eyes. He wasnât on the best of terms with the national team coach, and he wasnât afraid of letting everyone know it.Â
âHey, Tab, you should ask Dick!â George suggested.Â
âAsk me what?â Dick looked over Tabâs way.
âCan I have the condoms that came in your welcome pack? George already gave his to Harry.â Tab still sounded put out.
Dick looked even more offended about this than he had about the chocolate croissant. âNo!âÂ
âWhy? Did you use them already?â Tab sat up and looked at Dick, interested in his answer.
âNo!â Dick shouted again, even louder this time. âAnd nobody is no going to need the condoms, because nobody on this team is going to have sex until weâre done with the competition.â
âWhat?â Tab asked incredulously. âThere are 5,000 women here. And 5,000 men, if thatâs your thing. Ten thousand people, all of us at the peak of our physical well being. And you want us to refrain from doing anything that requires a condom for a week?â
Dick sighed, more than a little agitated he had to explain this to his teammates. âWe have a chance to do something really special here. I know it's a long shot, but we could medal. It would be huge for menâs gymnastics back home. We owe it to ourselves and our sport to do our best, and that means focusing. Abstaining for a week isnât going to kill anybody.â
Harry shook his head. âLook Dick, I understand what youâre saying, but you know how superstitious I am, and I always sleep with Kitty before a big meet. She does this thing where ⌠â
âSTOP!â interrupted Dick, eyes closed in pain. âNobody is interested in what you were about to say.â
âI am,â Tab answered honestly, and George laughed.
âLook, I didnât come up here to talk about condoms,â Dick said, desperately wanting to change the subject. âIâve been thinking we should skip the opening ceremonies.â
The rest of the team stared at him.
Dick sighed before starting again. âI know weâve all been looking forward to it, but itâs only two days before our qualification round, and weâll be on our feet and it will throw off our sleep schedule.â
âCâmon, Dick. Itâs one night,â George said.
âI know itâs not a big deal for you, being in just one event,â Dick said, sounding judgmental.Â
George sat up straighter. âYeah, I only won the silver medal at last yearâs world championships for the high bar. I have no idea how I even got picked for the Olympic team, because thatâs not a big deal.â
The three other teammates turned their heads back and forth, following the heated exchange.
Dick grimaced. âThat didnât come out the right way, George. Iâm sorry. But you have to see my point. You get it, donât you, Carwood?â
Everyone looked at Carwood.Â
Carwood looked up to Dick, both as a gymnast and a person, so he was slow to voice his dissent. Truthfully, heâd been looking forward to the ceremony quite a bit, and the idea of not going for something like a sleep schedule sounded ⌠well, lame. âI want to do well, too, Dick, but there are so many things about the games that we donât want to miss out on. The opening ceremonies, meeting new people âŚâ
âMènage Ă trois,â Harry added with a huge grin, and Tab threw the magazine his way.Â
âYou know what, forget it,â Dick said, clearly agitated. âLetâs just treat this like one big frat party and forget about representing our country and bringing home a medal.â He walked out of the room.
âAw, Dick, come on!â he heard Harry call out to him, but he didnât respond. Heâd shared his feelings with his team, and theyâd shared theirs.Â
How was a captain supposed to lead when his team didnât want to be led?
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Dick decided to take his frustration out in the weight room, and then he got a massage. Back in the locker room, he checked his phone and saw Harry had messaged him.
Harry: Hey, you okay? Weâre going to grab dinner, but I understand if you need to cool off.
Harry: I donât think that conversation went the way anyone wanted it to.
Harry: Theyâre all good guys and they care a lot, but we all need a little fun, too.
Harry: You donât have to be perfect, Dick. Youâre already a good leader.
Harry: You know I love you, man. Kitty says she loves you, too (but not like she loves me).
Dick smiled briefly at the words on the screen. Harry was more than just a long time teammate. Heâd been his freshman year roommate, one of the first friends heâd made at Penn State, and the guy on the team who understood him the best. They had shared wins and losses and ups and downs. Dick was even there the first time Harry laid eyes on Kitty, and she quickly became one of Dickâs people, too.
Thanks. Dick texted back. Grabbing dinner with Lew. Appreciate the invite, though. Iâll catch you before lights out.
He would need to apologize to them all later - he could see that now. Sometimes he forgot that other people saw the world a little differently than he did. But that was part of being a leader, too.Â
Itâs good to have people who care about you, he thought.
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An hour later, Dick took the Metro and walked a few blocks to meet team sponsor Lew Nixon at a bistro. A second-generation tech titan, Lew and his sister, Blanche, needed a way for their fatherâs software company to save face after Stanâs headline-making fourth divorce. Blanche suggested adopting two Olympic teams that needed financial support and didnât mind the backing of NixWorks, despite the reputation of its founder.Â
So Lew met with menâs gymnastics, promising free housing for its national team members, as well as covering travel expenses and extensive social media coverage. Blanche did the same with the womenâs rugby team, and both teams were happy to accept.Â
Nix hated athletics - his idea of weight training was 12 ounce curls - and Dick had nothing in common with the San Francisco tech bro. But in spite of their differences - or maybe because of them - the two had become close friends during the past year. Dick appreciated having someone he could talk to outside of the gymnastics bubble he placed himself in leading up to the games.Â
Dick spotted Lew sitting at a table for two on the outdoor patio, looking at his phone, a glass of red wine already in front him.Â
âDick!â Lew said, greeting him a little too loudly. Dick thought the glass of wine may not have been Lewâs first of the evening.Â
âHave you seen the new dating app we created for the Olympians?â Lew turned his phone around so Dick could see it.
âYeah. Light My Fire. Great name,â Dick said.
âI know, right?â Lew missed the sarcasm from Dick. âYou know, because the torch and everything.â
âI get it,â said Dick.
âAnd my dad is a huge Jim Morrison fan. Once I told him the idea and the name, he had the programmers start working on it right away.â The waiter came over to go over the specials and take Dickâs drink order. Lew translated and answered back in perfect French.
âDick, it wouldnât kill you to try some new things while youâre here,â Lew said, considering his friend over the candle in the middle of the table.
âI donât like sparkling water. I just want tap. And whatâs wrong with ranch dressing?â
Lew tried to hold in his smile.âThey call it still water here, Dick. And nothing is wrong with ranch dressing ... if youâre in State College, Pennsylvania. But you happen to be in the culinary capital of the world, and Iâm going to let you in on a little secret,â Lew said conspiratorially, leaning a bit closer to Dick across the table. âChampagne vinaigrette wonât get you drunk.â
Dick rolled his eyes.Â
Over the meal - Lew had steak frites, rare, and another glass of what Dick learned was Bordeaux, while Dick stuck to water, still, and a grilled chicken salad - Dick shared what had conspired earlier in the day. Dick would have never guessed it when they first met, but Lew was a good listener, always taking in facts and asking pertinent questions.Â
Lew took a long sip of wine before sharing his conclusion.
âListen, I know you donât have beaches in Pennsylvania, but Iâm sure youâve held sand too tightly before,â Lew said. âI donât think I need to tell you it usually doesnât work.â
Dick couldnât help but laugh. Lew was right.
âIâve seen all five of you work hard, make sacrifices. Youâre all ready for this. Give them a little space, a little freedom. This thing only happens every four years - enjoy it a little!âÂ
Dick nodded.
When he got back to the room, the team was half-watching an action movie dubbed in English on the television while Kitty was recording George eating another one of those chocolate pastries. Several sets of eyes swung to him and the door as he came in, just as quickly going back to the movie.
He looked down at his feet for a moment. âI owe you all an apology. I came on a little strong earlier, and Iâm sorry. Iâve ⌠got a lot on my mind at the moment.â The group continued to watch the movie, but Georgeâs frown had softened a little.
âHereâs the deal,â Dick said in such a way that everyone turned around and stared at him intently. âWeâre going to work like hell for the next two days. Then weâll go to the opening ceremonies. And then weâll kick some ass.â
His teammates look stunned. They never heard him swear once before, let alone twice in one speech.Â
âFuck yeah,â George answered back, smiling.
âFuck yeah,â Harry and Tab said at the same time.
Carwood took his time. He didnât swear much, either. âFuck yeah,â he finally said, and Harry patted him on the back.
As Kitty recorded the moment on Georgeâs phone for posterity, she knew this group was something special.Â
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