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Bellatrix had a full, thick and luscious bush. Voldemort loved it so much.

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Voldemort has never had a sexual thought about anyone except Bellatrix before

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The hottest character was the one described as retaining her great good looks even in Azkaban. What was her name again?

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NO BELLATRIX WAS TALLER THAN THAT. SHE WAS NOT 172. SHE WAS 175, THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME.

Bellatrix was 172 cm, Narcissa 170 cm and Andromeda 171 cm. Tall women riseeee

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Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

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Actually if James has any sort of vibe is of a short insecure pathetic man seasoned with short prick vibes 👨🏻‍🍳

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I hate it when people think Harry is tall and athletic or Hermione is smart or Ron is attractive. No, no, and no. Harry is below average in stature and that's obvious in the books. He didn't even tower over a little wizard and was shorter than every adult man except Pettigrew and Mundungus, even Fred and George who take after short and fat Molly. He isn't athletic and flying on a broom doesn't make you buff. Hermione is average but studious and can't think critically. She's never able to connect dots and never questions what she reads. Ron is average looking. One horny teenage girl crushing on him doesn't make him handsome.

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I truly think Voldemort should have won the war.

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"She devoted herself to being a theatre actress, and everybody always said, 'Oh, well, of course, he [Laurence Olivier] taught her.' She was too bloody beautiful. She'd had to have worn a mask." -Judy Campbell "She was often underrated because she was so beautiful. She was a consummate actress anyway, hampered by beauty- and as a person the complete romantic. She had this great talent for creating beauty around her, she made these exquisite gardens, dressed ravishingly, she had true breeding, and when she invited you to dinner, the food and everything was perfect...[yet] there was something tragic even when she was at her happiest. Somehow, I wasn’t surprised when I heard she died. And Kate Hepburn said, 'Oh, thank God!' because she’d suffered so much and was so miserable, really, from the time her marriage with Olivier broke up to the end of her life. Although most of the time you’d never suspect it. She was Rabelaisian, this exquisite creature." -George Cukor "Something else Vivien had to fight as an actress was her quite incredibly beauty. In Streetcar she wore an unflattering blonde wig, and covered her face with garish make-up; but I, who sat beside her on a bench for twenty minutes every night while she poured out Blanche’s story, could see through the make-up, and there were evenings when, knowing the script as well as she did, the only way I could pretend hearing it for the first time was to concentrate on the line from the bottom of her chin down to her throat. How I wished I was Michelangelo." -Bernard Braden

VIVIEN LEIGH in THAT HAMILTON WOMAN — 1941

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I read your links and I find them all to be reaches. It's obvious he was talking about her teeth here, so why are you bending over backwards to justify something that doesn't even need justification? It's funny. It's hilarious. You continuing to accuse me of being a Marauders fan is also hilarious when if you take one look at my blog you'll see I'm a Bellatrix and Voldemort fan who even approves of their actions, so do you think Snape mocking Hermione's teeth is going to make me clutch my pearls? I find that hysterically funny. I love him for that.

It seems I like Snape even more than an actual Snape fan because at least I'm not ashamed of his actions and actually accept him for who he is. You just like fanon Snape.

The best thing Snape ever did was bullying those kids.

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Ugh. I just want this woman to step on me, I think.

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Especially incest, murder, and torture.

I condone and endorse everything in every fic I've ever written. I think it should all happen in real life

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I like that too, and I do think he bullied the kids and I find that delightful. Mocking Hermione's teeth was definitely bullying and I approve of it. I loathe Hermione, Ron, and Neville so I love that Snape bullied them. I don't hate Harry but it's still hilarious to see Snape bullying him. I really like his mean side and goodness is meaningless.

Why would it be a Marauders headcanon?

The best thing Snape ever did was bullying those kids.

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Michèle Mercier Angelique and the King, 1966