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Sirius: Moony and I are no longer friends.

Remus: That is literally the worst way to tell everyone we’re dating.

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McGonagall: Alright, how are you two gonna explain yourselves?!

James: Um…

Sirius: Well I’m going to say verbally, because judging by your tone you might not be in the mood for the dance we’ve prepared.

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Sirius: *walks in on James and Regulus kissing*

Sirius: This is incest!

James: No it’s not.

Sirius: Yes it is, James!

Regulus: We’re not related.

Sirius: Oh, and that makes it OK, I suppose?

James: Well, it makes it not incest.

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My name is Anas Al-Sharfa. Since October 7, 2023, we have been suffering from a brutal war that has destroyed our dreams and hopes, exceeding the limits of human comprehension. During this savage war, we have endured hardships that mountains could not bear. We are facing severe water shortages and a critical lack of food and nutrition due to the blockade in northern Gaza for the past 10 months, preventing essential supplies like meat, vegetables, and fruits from entering. This situation has forced us to eat animal feed, leading to weight loss, various diseases, and a significant weakening of our immune systems.

We also suffer from severe water shortages, often walking nearly 1 kilometer to obtain a single gallon of water, which is approximately 16 liters, barely enough for five family members. As a result of the war, our home and agricultural land, which used to provide our daily sustenance, were destroyed and completely bulldozed, leading to major disruptions in our lives. We have also suffered from repeated displacement, moving from one place to another and from one area to another due to the horrific and brutal bombings.

Additionally, we have been deprived of education and the opportunity to build a future. I was studying to become a doctor to help people, but fate did not allow this as my university, where I dreamed of studying, was destroyed. I have been overwhelmed with thoughts during this war—how will I build my future? How will I complete my studies?

We also suffer from fear and terror due to bombings, fire belts, and explosives. Hospitals, which are the lifeline for every sick and needy person, have also been destroyed. We face a shortage of medicines and vaccines while diseases increase and ravage us, with no solution in sight as there are no hospitals or medical supplies available here in Gaza. We live in constant fear for my younger siblings because they haven't received their general vaccinations, particularly after the widespread outbreak of polio due to the lack of cleaning supplies and the massive accumulation of waste in the streets. The streets are also flooded with sewage, posing a grave threat to our children. My brother suffered from jaundice, battling it for about two weeks with fatigue, dizziness, and other symptoms. It's a deadly disease, and as mentioned before, there’s no treatment available due to the destruction of hospitals and health centers.

We are also suffering from the absence of cooking gas, forcing us to use wood and plastic to start fires, which could lead to poisoning. We've been without electricity since October 7, spending days in darkness, causing immense fear in my younger siblings. This has also made it extremely difficult to charge our phones and batteries for lighting at night. We had to travel kilometers from our home to find places with electricity, incurring high costs to charge our phones and batteries.

Moreover, we have had no stable income since the beginning of the war after our agricultural land was destroyed.

I kindly request assistance for my family so that we can live a better life.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/7fn48y-gaza-palestine

https://www.tiktok.com/@anas.alshrafa8?_r=1&_d=eegd1e4bgd3b6m&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAsV6ZBEz6iF1rqntC6MpuWHuPJiIQPYdXX0aAH-pYWmrFXwLlIRmO02n7dFU1mFVM&share_author_id=7405660048045556753&sharer_language=ar&source=h5_m&u_code=efla4echdd989m×tamp=1724864658&user_id=7405660048045556753&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAsV6ZBEz6iF1rqntC6MpuWHuPJiIQPYdXX0aAH-pYWmrFXwLlIRmO02n7dFU1mFVM&utm_source=copy&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=android&share_iid=7402927531621926663&share_link_id=002275c1-795d-4f6c-9a63-20dc58e8fe46&share_app_id=1233&ugbiz_name=ACCOUNT&ug_btm=b8727%2Cb0229&social_share_type=5&enable_checksum=1

https://www.instagram.com/anas.2007667?igsh=eXZrcDg3ZXYzbXNr

❣️

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Sirius: Everywhere I turn, BAM, there's Moony

James: That's because you're following him around...

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Fleur: What’s wrong?

Tonks: I’m having girlfriend problems with you.

Fleur: What?! But I’m not your girlfriend.

Tonks: I know. That’s the problem, right there.

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Ted, running into the room: HEY HEY-

Andromeda: shh! Dora is sleeping

Ted, whispering: oh, sorry

Andromeda, whispering: it's alright, what's up?

Ted: the kitchen is on fire

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Sirius: Do you want to shag? As friends?

Remus: You shag your friends?

Sirius: Well, it’s a recent thing. It started today when I realised that you are my friend and I want to shag you.

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young Tonks: I need help with this homework. Can you give me an example of a metaphor?

Sirius: Hmm… “my life is a trainwreck.”

Tonks: I know, but will you help me or not?

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James: Don’t worry, we’re perfectly safe.

Remus: Yes, a phrase I find is usually followed by a lot of screaming and running and bleeding.

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Random Marauders headcanons generated with this generator 🤪

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Peter: Is that gasoline?

James: Pretty sure it’s water.

Sirius: Only one way to tell.

Sirius: *sets it on fire*

*an inferno breaks out*

Remus: THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO TELL!

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James: Everybody likes me.

Lily: I don’t.

James: Oh, Lily, you just say that.

Lily: Repeatedly.

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Ted: hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?

Tonks: microwave for 40 minutes.

Ted: why were you microwaving a lemon?

Tonks: I read that boiling lemons helps cover up the smell of burnt oranges, but I couldn’t find any clean pots.

Ted: did you burn an orange too? How??

Tonks: microwave for 40 minutes.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Sirius: Shit.

Remus: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

James: OH MY GOD PETER FELL OFF!!!

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Narcissa: Bella isn’t talking to me.

Andromeda: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Remus: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.