#scorpius malfoy

[asstroyess]

pt2!!

(pt 1)

[blue--ingenue]

if al and scorp went to a pub, i feel like scorp would want to start dancing when the band plays something fun and al would be super hesitant and glued to his seat

but then he’d see how excited scorp is to experience a live muggle band and he’d relent. and when he realized that nobody recognized him he’d start letting loose and genuinely enjoying himself

[rewritingcanon]

what are some popular hp nextgen headcanons you dislike

idk if this fandom is big enough but i’ll take my stab at some stuff, although i do think i’m more open to fanon when it comes to nextgen so this is more stuff that i disagree with rather than dislike (so pleaseeee no one take offence)

any fic that portrays victoire as a bitch. i dont know nothing about her but ik she wouldnt act like that

scorpius and albus being in any other house besides slytherin. its just odd to me

albus with glasses

similarly, lily without glasses

redhead james sirius. just seems wrong idk.

when james sirius acts like SATAN to albus without any redemption arc. he’s got two loving parents btw 😭 i can believe him being hella mean but ive read fics where this loved child has committed crimes against albus for the sake of…. irdk actually

a BIG one i have is any other wotter besides albus being sorted into slytherin. most of them gotta be in gryffindor for me to believe it, maybe sprinkle a token ravenclaw or hufflepuff in but albus is THE slytherin. no one can take that away from him 😡😡 grr

i’ve mentioned it before but portrayals of scorpius and albus having large or even medium-sized friendgroups. i can see them having casual friends (like work friends) but not close friends outside of each other mainly. its not that i dont like when they do i just dont believe it lol.

any portrayal of james sirius potter as bitchless. again, dont know much about him but i do know he’d be getting huzz

one i actually do actively dislike because its rampant in fics but i dislike when harry is portrayed as an the Devil and draco in turn is the best father albus never had. bro wasn’t even that nice to scorpius, what makes people think albus is gonna jump at the opportunity to replace harry with him 😭 ? i get the vision but it seems disingenuous to the characters

any fic where scorpius is mean to rose. or women in general but especially rose. its irrespective if the woman in question actually deserves it, i dont think scorpius would ever raise his voice at a girl lol

ok the “albus is bisexual” headcanon is NOT something i disagree with but i do disagree with a popular reason why people headcanon it and thats that he had a crush on delphi so he must be bi. like bro was fourteen and GROOMED chat.

this one less so because i go back and forth with it, but albus as a potioneer. irdk, im on the fence but theres a very strong breeze yk

[satisfactionlevel]

Drawing this CLASSIC EXCHANGE because they’re definitely like that 💅

Two days after the Gingerbread Scorbus™ incident, Albus makes an announcement to his family. Absolutely no one is even slightly surprised by it.

Lily and Rose are chuffed to bits because THEIR PLAN WORKED; James is like, “why are you interrupting my video game to tell me something I already know?”

Meanwhile, Albus and Scorpius are having a joint existential crisis. They feel their cheeks BURNING, and their clasped hands are all of a sudden hot and sweaty. Despite this, they refuse to let go of each other’s hand, obviously.

Also, when Albus and Scorpius tell the rest of their family and friends, everybody basically reacts in some small variations of this. It makes them question their entire life (while holding hands).

[shrimpalbuspotter]

I was up at the Hospital visiting someone for a few hours and decided to draw while they napped. I swear Scorbus wasn't meant to be the end result for both drawings but they just infect my brain sometimes

[myartcloudsstuff]

Worlds best dad

[inverted-typo]

Family Malfoy: The Next Generation

[amberstruck]

even though nobody gaf here are my potter-malfoy family headcanons… partially inspired by scorpius in the fic ‘a big black sky’ bc he’s literally the babyest baby to ever baby

reblogs would be sooo cool maybe.. aha ha..

[frm9pm]

[ivmaruva]

“Hermione’s Little Helper” 🦂

Another “Measure Of A Man” by Inadaze22 fanart because there will never be enough art for this fic!

[asstroyess]

finally completed this compilation 😭

it’s a long one and tumblr hates long videos so there’s a part 1 and part 2 both with being 6 minutes (not lined up with the actual acts of the play though)

[taylersketches]

The Malfoy men hard at work 🫡...😴

[lilbeanz]

This meme wouldn't leave me alone.

[leiascorpie]

[blvnk-art]

tiny and scary!