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yuri scorbus found dead on aug 19
sigh. what to do. *opens my yuri scorbus simulator*
#that stupid fucking aug 19 update bro#compulsory update. mind you.#fly high every single sim i have ever created 😒 and FUCK ea bitchass#reblog
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The only time people like playing games with Scorpius and Albus is when they are in the same team, cause if they are in separate ones, Scorbus SABOTAGE each other. They might be playing Mafia, and one "Scorpius, I swear I'm innocent🥺" from Albus makes Scorpius defend him till the end, making everyone loose in the process. The "Albus, you would never betray me, right?😔" from Scorpius and Albus is self-sabotaging himself to make him win.
#they are horrible at mafia or werewolf or jeruselum wtv the game is called#and AMONG US#especially scorpius like he always believes and voiches for albue ten toes down#at least when scorpius is the mafia/werewolf/judas/imposter thingy hes obvious about it#like hes a terrible liar even albus vouching for him cant save him#albus on the other hand is a sneaky little rodent#scorbus#reblog
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My fave Wealeys
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me and the gang hating on every st ship besides lumax 🥹 i’ve truly curated my safe space
name a popular ship you hate and it cant be from harry potter (im bored and like controversy)
#i want to bring back me yapping abt fandoms i have no business being in#bc i misss it i missss when i complained about t*ylor sw*ft and had swifties in my inbox yelling at me#not hp#reblog#stranger things
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everyone praying for a byler endgame meanwhile im praying that they KILL will in season 5 because fuck anything with noah schnapp in it
NEED TO KNOW UR THOUGHTS ABOUT BYLER !!!!!
nothing spectacular. im so so sorry.
#the whole show is dead to me by virtue of having brett gelman and noah schnapp in it. FUCKKKK THEMMM#especially that bald headed ugly ass freak#u don’t understand will used to be my fav before i…. i knew what i knew.#i called byler before ANYONE i swear in like s2. but fuck anything with noah schnapp in it KILL WILL KILL WILL KILL WILLK PLEASEEE#anti zionisim#stranger things#reblog#byler mutuals look away pls
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Happy yuribus everybody
#yuribus is making such comebacks guys i love it sm#fem scorpius who wears bows in her hair on topppp#rbf fem albus on toppppp#n her baggy ass pants too 😮💨#scorbus#reblog
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Sad Scorp
Sometimes I think about Scorpius during the summer before 3rd year, and then I don’t want to think anymore 😞 (RIP Astoria. If only the writers cared enough to actually add you to the plot instead of killing you off)
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sigh. what to do. *opens my yuri scorbus simulator*
#graphics so ahh on a mac. pls mod creators... pls make a mac friendly reshade plsss.#scorpius is in her pink era#harry potter#rewriting#hp#hpcc#cursed child#scorpius malfoy#scorbus#albus severus potter#hpng#hp nextgen#hp next gen#this is part of my game file titled 'yuri heaven' in which every in world townie is a hot lesbian and its like a damn reality show#highly rec
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an irl has found me on ao3. expect me to never update again
#the ghostbus wip has been shot down before it was even born bc i am NOT posting smut now that my friend can see what i write#yes yes yes whatever kudos to those who can write smut shamelessly and unabashedly and stand by their fanfiction. I CANNOT#i cannot even standby my original fiction like help me#this is the worst possible outcome eeeeee#harry potter#hp#rewriting#13b#my fics#scorbus#im kidding btw. days after death… i haven’t forgotten abt you…
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stop talking!!!!….. youre going to get us killed….. (someone posts the directed tags i have hating on a popular creator for a popular ship)
#like my tags is my inside voice not my out loud voice#also i use the word ‘hating’ very loosely. im being bitchy but i dont hate anyone. its all fiction at the end of the day. do whatever#rewriting#harry potter#hp
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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream
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Silly matching Scorbus drawings
Also emo Albus and goth Scorpius am I right fellas?
#LMFAOOOOOOO#‘told to kms THRICE’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭 brother the type to put ‘thrice’ and ‘kms’ and ‘7 eggs’ in the same sentence 🥀#THIS IS EXACTLY THEMMMM IN CRIYYINNN#albus when huge supportive family 😡 albus when very loving bf 😡 albus when having a huge fortune 😡 albus when hes a nepo baby 😡 albus when 😡#bro is never pleased i love him down bad#ALSO#HAPPY GOTH SCORPIUS I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE#scorbus#reblog
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controversial (??) but i think scorbus is like one of the ONLY ships that are in its peakest form by being mlm
usually any ship can get 10x better when its yuri-fied and dont get me wrong yuri scorbus issss so peak. but scorbus is soft masculinity and insecure boyhood to the tee 😭
#very few mlm ships are better than their yuri versions and i have a working theory for that#scorbus is manly in the way cavetown is manly#still love wlw scorbus down bad though#rewriting#hpcc#cursed child#hp#scorpius malfoy#scorbus#albus severus potter#hpng#hp nextgen#hp next gen
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like give dramione an oc baby or something dont take the drastoria child and repurpose him 😭 everything everyone likes about scorpius is astoria’s personality come AWF it #notmyscorpius #notmyhermione #whereisroseandwhyissheneverthedramionebaby #weallknowwhy
nothing is worse ragebait than seeing art of astoria with baby scorpius only to realise thats not astoria at all. its HERMIONE
#hermione and scorpius and astoria get behind me#reblog#it doesnt help that i forget the majority of the fandom views hermione as a wh*te woman 😭
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nothing is worse ragebait than seeing art of astoria with baby scorpius only to realise thats not astoria at all. its HERMIONE
#i think one time i saw art of them for MOTHERS day 😭😭 likeeee stop playing where is that boys actual mother#dr*mione is such a weirdo ship and i’ll stand by that 😭 because whyyyyy#its such the type of ship you ship when youre 13 and never experienced shipping before pleaseee#coming back to be on my hater shit one day i will post something original about scorbus again#harry potter#rewriting#anti dramione#astoria malfoy#astoria greengrass#scorpius malfoy#hermione granger#the filter option on ao3 is a saviour when youre going through the scorpius malfoy tag
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Dick Grayson 🤝🏻 James Sirius Potter
Eldest Daughter Syndrome
#BITCH HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE YOU#they are the same to like the tee#dick grayson is also how i imagine teddy lupin too#he kinda is the movement#james sirius potter#reblog
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Working with Lockhart.....poor Severus.
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