rewritingcanon
rewritingcanon
astoria greengrass supremacy
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rewritingcanon · 1 day ago
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yuri scorbus found dead on aug 19
sigh. what to do. *opens my yuri scorbus simulator*
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rewritingcanon · 1 day ago
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The only time people like playing games with Scorpius and Albus is when they are in the same team, cause if they are in separate ones, Scorbus SABOTAGE each other. They might be playing Mafia, and one "Scorpius, I swear I'm innocent🥺" from Albus makes Scorpius defend him till the end, making everyone loose in the process. The "Albus, you would never betray me, right?😔" from Scorpius and Albus is self-sabotaging himself to make him win.
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rewritingcanon · 2 days ago
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My fave Wealeys
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rewritingcanon · 16 days ago
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me and the gang hating on every st ship besides lumax 🥹 i’ve truly curated my safe space
name a popular ship you hate and it cant be from harry potter (im bored and like controversy)
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rewritingcanon · 16 days ago
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everyone praying for a byler endgame meanwhile im praying that they KILL will in season 5 because fuck anything with noah schnapp in it
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NEED TO KNOW UR THOUGHTS ABOUT BYLER !!!!!
nothing spectacular. im so so sorry.
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rewritingcanon · 19 days ago
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Happy yuribus everybody
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rewritingcanon · 19 days ago
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Sad Scorp
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Sometimes I think about Scorpius during the summer before 3rd year, and then I don’t want to think anymore 😞 (RIP Astoria. If only the writers cared enough to actually add you to the plot instead of killing you off)
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rewritingcanon · 21 days ago
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sigh. what to do. *opens my yuri scorbus simulator*
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rewritingcanon · 23 days ago
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an irl has found me on ao3. expect me to never update again
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rewritingcanon · 24 days ago
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stop talking!!!!….. youre going to get us killed….. (someone posts the directed tags i have hating on a popular creator for a popular ship)
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rewritingcanon · 26 days ago
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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream
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rewritingcanon · 1 month ago
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Silly matching Scorbus drawings
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Also emo Albus and goth Scorpius am I right fellas?
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rewritingcanon · 1 month ago
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controversial (??) but i think scorbus is like one of the ONLY ships that are in its peakest form by being mlm
usually any ship can get 10x better when its yuri-fied and dont get me wrong yuri scorbus issss so peak. but scorbus is soft masculinity and insecure boyhood to the tee 😭
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rewritingcanon · 1 month ago
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like give dramione an oc baby or something dont take the drastoria child and repurpose him 😭 everything everyone likes about scorpius is astoria’s personality come AWF it #notmyscorpius #notmyhermione #whereisroseandwhyissheneverthedramionebaby #weallknowwhy
nothing is worse ragebait than seeing art of astoria with baby scorpius only to realise thats not astoria at all. its HERMIONE 🫩
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rewritingcanon · 1 month ago
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nothing is worse ragebait than seeing art of astoria with baby scorpius only to realise thats not astoria at all. its HERMIONE 🫩
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rewritingcanon · 1 month ago
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Dick Grayson 🤝🏻 James Sirius Potter
Eldest Daughter Syndrome
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rewritingcanon · 1 month ago
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Working with Lockhart.....poor Severus.
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