#drarry headcanon

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stalker harry 🤝 attention seeker draco.

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Things Draco Malfoy has Done in the Muggle World During His Postwar Probation

Attempted to order from a menu by speaking to it

Almost breached the Statute of Secrecy due to mistaking someone using clap-on-clap-off lights for a muggleborn using wandless magic

Got into a heated argument with the actors in a commercial because he thought the people in the tv were talking to him

Refused to walk in front of a car for fear of bumping into the invisible animals that obviously pull it

Panicked and responded "I have no idea what you're talking about" when asked what the "magic word" is

Complained that his telephone is broken because it periodically emits a loud ringing sound for no apparent reason

Run into Harry Potter unexpectedly in a pub, dropped everything he was holding, and automatically caught it with wandless magic without thinking, thus breaching the Statute of Secrecy in front of 47 muggles and the most famous Auror in Britain

Run into Harry Potter again in the same pub, thanked him for getting him out of those misuse of magic charges and apologized (again) for all of the more unpleasant bits of their history

Accidentally on purpose run into Harry Potter yet again in the same pub to find out why he comes to muggle London so often and how he's doing and to let him know that he's not remotely interested in whether the rumors in the Daily Prophet that he's split up with Ginny Weasley are true (they are)

Met Harry Potter in a pub for drinks to chat about old times except not the sad bits at least until they've had a few

Taken his muggle friends out to a pub that he definitely chose at random but which coincidentally Harry Potter also happens to be walking into so they might as well all sit down together

Had to admit that he may have mentioned him a few times when Harry is shocked to discover that all of Draco's muggle friends seemingly know his name despite the fact that he isn't famous in the muggle world

Met Harry and Harry's friends for drinks and somehow actually had a good time and not been vengefully poisoned by Ron Weasley or cursed by Hermione Granger or stabbed by Neville Longbottom or anything else dreadful

Had to explain to several bemused people that when Luna Lovegood says that they used to live together she doesn't mean they were involved romantically

Invited Harry Potter back to his flat and proudly shown him that he now knows how to make a telephone stop ringing (you just lift it up for a moment and then slam it back down and that fixes it) and then told him off for laughing

Visited Harry Potter at his flat, also in muggle London though protected by the Fidelius Charm for extra privacy, met a very small and excitable owl and had a protracted but good natured argument about which of them was actually better at Quidditch (because obviously if Draco had had a Firebolt he would have won every match)

Got his wand back and immediately transfigured everything in his flat just because he can and because it feels so good to use magic again and then cast Rictusempra on Harry because clearly Draco is the superior dueler and also because he likes the sound of Harry's laugh

Kissed Harry Potter.

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Weird headcanon but Jegulus and Drarry parallels will always be my favorite thing.

Like James and Harry would probably always sign off on love letters as "Yours, J.F.P." and "Love, H.J.P."

And then Regulus and Draco most likely signing off like "Regards, Regulus Arcturus Black." And "Sincerely, Draco Lucius Malfoy."

It's such a random detail but think about it.

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draco and harry

were even more competitive during quidditch matches after they started dating

never went on dates in public - partly because of the reporters but mostly because it was more intimate, they were shy and they could cuddle without getting teased by their friends (who were definitely spying on them)

every time someone would say even the slightest thing about draco harry would start a huge fight with them

especially since draco loves himself a protective, chivalrous, big intimidating guy who with defend him with his life

draco doesn't like saying nice stuff too much (he's a baddie) so he'd show his love by doing little things like making the tea everyday

draco always complained about seeing harry's friends but loved playing chess with ron and would talk about stuff with hermione for ages while ron and harrry relaxed

draco would randomly come up to harry and give him kisses and shit in front of everyone and harry would be embarrassed but draco never cared

plus he loved embarrassing harry lol

draco always said he hated the way harry dressed and tried to buy him lots of designer clothing and fancy robes, until he realised that harry actually likes his clothes and doesn't just dress like that because he's clueless

then draco didn't stop buying harry clothes, but instead bought ones that were his personal style

the first time harry proposed to him draco started crying, not because he was happy, but because he had spent so long planning the proposal and harry had just randomly pulled out a ring and popped the question out of nowhere

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Ron and draco play chess whenever they come to visit. It’s an odd view for harry whenever he watches them.

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ok but imagine Draco looooves to sing (and he’s actually got a good voice too)

But he’s shy about it

So when he and Harry first start dating, Harry’ll hear Draco humming all the time, whether he’s cooking, reading, working, etc

Harry tells him he can sing aloud, if he wants, he doesn’t mind

Draco just shoots him a small smile

But one day Harry comes home early and Draco doesn’t hear him, so Harry walks in to find Draco blaring Hamilton and singing along at the top of his lungs, dancing around the house as he cleans

He freezes when he sees Harry

So, before he can do anything stupid (he knows Draco), Harry strides forward and kisses him, then starts singing along, plucking the feather duster out of his hand (shh Draco likes to dust) and using it as a microphone

After that, Draco bursts into song whenever he pleases, he even makes it a game to see if he can scare Harry with it

Harry never, ever tires of listening to Draco’s voice

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sometimes these are too funny to leave in the gc

[nathancomet]

Drarry/Harco Headcanon #4

When Draco finds out that (besides his robes,) all Harry has are hand-me-downs that don’t fit he makes it his mission to fix it. Openly horrified, Draco drags a protesting Harry to Diagon Alley for a major shopping-spree.

Cut to Draco being a Drama Queen about fashion while Harry tolerates his boyfriend spending ridiculous amounts of money on him.

“That thing’s hideous.”

“Just try it, Potter! Stop arguing.”

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Draco's Sectumsempra Scars

Cw: mentions of scars and sex (independently and with respect to)

Draco's sectumsempra scars on closer inspection will read 'HARRY' spanning from the dip of his collarbone and the Y curves around his waist, like a possessive lover holding him.

Snape, when he invented this spell, intended for his 'enemies' to look at their bodies and be reminded of him for as long as they lived. (The name is legible only to the spell caster and castee.)

Spent, sweaty and out of breath, Harry would trace his name on Draco's chest, decorated with hickeys in all its spunk-soaked glory.

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harry james potter

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White cat animagous Draco

But he has black patches on him from his tattoos

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Harry "If the world was ending I would love you until it stopped" Potter.

Draco "It doesn't have to get that far, I've loved you for as long as I can remember" Malfoy.

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drarry headcanon where draco, for the first few months they started living together, thought that harry secretly hired a house elf because every time he leave dishes in the sink or leave clothes lying around it disappears in an hour or so. after a few months he casually brought up the fact that he has never met their house elf and the conversation goes like

draco: why havent i met our house elf

harry: what house elf?

draco: the one who’s been cleaning our house?

harry: we dont have a house elf

draco: then who’s been cleaning our house?!?

harry: me you fucking slob

draco: oh

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harry is Auror and he’s absolutely miserable about it. so he quits. there’s an open spot as a defence against the dark arts teacher at his formal-post-war-post-everything home. and he hesitates. he hesitates until draco tells him to stop and just bloody do something for yourself for once you git.

So he does.

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More Drarry Headcannons

Harry and Ginny end up friends eventually (whether their breakup was messy or not) but Draco will always be at least a tad jealous of her

The friend groups collide, maybe they don't mesh the best at first but they do learn to get along and enjoy each other's company even if it's a frenemy situation

Draco is a worrier just in general about nearly everything but especially about Harry's wellbeing and their children

Draco would be absolutely appalled at hearing Harry tell their kids about his time at Hogwarts because don't give them ideas on how to misbehave

Harry is the fun dad while Draco is the strict dad so they have to balance each other out

Pansy is 100% the cool wine aunt

They were each others first boyfriend

People obviously weren't very pleased to find out about their relationship but Harry is always ready to go to bat for Draco (verbally or physically) but no one wants to upset the Boy Who Lived Twice