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James "I'm a giver, I would give it all to you" Potter

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I aspire to be the level of unhinged as Barty but then sometimes when I'm crashing out I think I've gotten there and them I'm just like... damn... maybe I need therapy

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"But we're the greatest, they'll hang us in the louvre" but it's all the people I ship but I ship everyone with everyone because the power of free will has achieved and I will ship whoever I want with whoever I want.

(Please I need fics I don't care who the ship is trust I'm sat)

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If Dorcas made music it'd be like Doechii and Pandora would be like FKA Twigs but put them together you're gonna get Azealia Banks.

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Skater Peter, barty, Evan, and Dorcas and James is there with a damn razor scooter.

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Thinking about Jegulus and Wolfstar in Choices... I am a weak man because I will choose Only the Brave every time. I need a happy ending more than pain that leaves me empty for days.

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Nothing just waiting for January 15 so I can light my regulus candle for only a couple of minutes because it's now my little private birthday tradition. (This will be my third year doing this and that candle has been the same height for that long)

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Nothing just Regulus having a crush on Lily and telling himself it's just jealousy because he also has a crush on James and James has a crush on Lily but little does Regulus know James has a crush on him too and Lily finds both James and Regulus extremely attractive.

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I need Sophithil's Evan Rosier biblically. I need him in a way that's concerning to feminism.

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Barty "what's wrong with dreaming of burning it all down" Crouch and Evan "if it's what you want, I will give my life" Rosier

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Sober to Death by Car Seat Headrest is literally so Rosekiller coded. I'm gonna be sick.

"We were wrecks before we crashed into each other"

"I wanna hear you going psycho. If you're ever going psycho I wanna hear"

"You can text me when punching mattresses gets old"

"That final terror is in your house somewhere"

"Don't worry. Me and you won't be alone no more."

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Dorcas and Reg. Mary and Sirius. Lily and Remus. James and Marlene. Barty and Pandora. Evan and Emmeline. Pete and Alice.

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Screaming crying throwing up because I will never have a love like Wolfstars becuase I genuinely never felt anything strong for anyone besides annoyance and physical contact makes my skin crawl and I don't think anyone would handle my crazy well enough to stay.

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*Marlene and James looking at quidditch bats*

"Can I smash James balls with it?"

"So you admit I have balls? Finally!"

"Yeah they hang out of your vagina!"

*Regulus who just wanted to buy a new broom shocked into even deeper silence meanwhile Sirius is crying laughing*

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Loud Bark by Mannequin Pussy is SOOOO Sirius black coded I can't get enough of it. I love him and I love that song. Go listen to that song.

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Okay and what if I said I fuck with barty and Remus as a ship? What if?

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Living life knowing I wear green converse in a Peter way, wear rings in a Regulus way, wear glasses in a James way but the frames are certainly giving sybill, get my nails done in a Mary way, wear my hair shaggy in a Sirius way, born with eyes green in a Lily way, have freckled shoulders in a Marlene way, have chronic pains in a Remus way, wear skirts in a Pandora way, have facial piercings in a Dorcas way, am artistic in an Emmeline way, have gapped teeth in an Evan way, and am mentally unstable in a Barty way.