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Peter who always slept with a stuffed animal gifting Sirius a stuffed animal to sleep with becuase he knew Sirius had a hard time sleeping alone a lot of the time..

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Saw someone say that they were making out with someone and stopped to whisper "kachow" in their ear before continuing on and... guys that's literally James Potter.

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Peter is so out of pocket and funny. When I say he is the funniest in the group I mean it. Telling you he has them near death from laughing too hard. He's a great story teller and he can turn a random conversation/event from his day into the funniest thing y'all heard.

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Barty and Evan are the kind of people to take literal centuries to realize their feelings for each other and then get married the day after having their first kiss/confession.

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This is canon to me now 1000000%

imagine this:

Barty’s anigmus form is a bat and whenever he gets really tired during the day, he’ll turn into his anigmus form and shove himself into Evan’s hoodie pocket

everyone asks Evan, “what’s with the lump in your pocket? What’s in it?” And Evan just pulls out his sleeping bat boyfriend and the people get scared bc what kind of freak just has a bat?

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Barty is so Insane Clown Posse coded and I have no one to speak to about this.

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Strange Magic by Electric Light Orchestra playing when James lays eyes on Lily the beginning of third year.

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Making my friends take "which marauders era character are you" quiz's even though they have no idea who the marauders are is my favorite thing. This is how I get to know them.

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Something about barty with a THICK Irish accent really does it for me.

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I love being a multi shipper. Remus and Evan?? I live for it. Every ship prior? I continue to live for it. If you're not shipping everyone with everyone you are doing yourself and injustice.

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In my mind both Mary and Pandora collect calico critters (sylvanian families) and even have little play sets like the homes and vehicles.

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Cried happy tears watching Heartstopper when Isaac came out as Aromantic and Asexual. It feels good to have representation in media.

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Please someone Lily ad Mary as vampire lovers

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It's so cool that people think Jily and Jegulus can't work without villainizing Lily or Regulus. YOU'RE NOT FUN!!! (Let's normalize multi shipping without tearing characters down for absolutely no reason whatsoever)

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Football? FOOTBALL? NO! James Potter is a soccer player through and through! I will die on this hill!

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Dare I say You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette is Jegulus?

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When someone asks me who my favorite fictional character is but they haven't watched Monster House, or diary of a wimpy kid, or SuperBad, or been inside my brain to see how I imagine Peter to be as a person who didn't betray his friends.