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Star "you said this could've been the best thing that ever happened to you so you decided not to do it" Chaser.

(The Bomb by Florence + The Machine)

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Barty and Evan being clingy with each other and telling each other "I miss you" every second they are apart and then claiming to not be clingy at all.

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Evan telling barty "you were made for me" and Barty just kissing him like he is his source of oxygen because he was never one to voice his love out loud but he could show it and Evan understands him and what he feels with every little movement he makes.

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I don't know something about Teddy calling Remus "papa" is making me emotional.

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Sirius is Bauhaus vampire. Regulus is Cocteau Twins vampire. Bella is Siouxsie and the Banshees vampire. Andy is The Cure vampire. Cissa is Kate Bush vampire. I don't know, I'm correct about this.

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I got a lot of music I think Evan and Barty would listen to but I feel strongly about them screaming the lyrics to FACK by Eminem... I mean come on those two are freaky of course they'd enjoy that song.

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Remus: "don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you"

Lily: "well I hope not cause I'd fcking kill your family"

*awkward laughter*

Remus: "what?"

Lily: "sorry.. that was an exaggeration"

*moment of silence*

Remus: "it's okay..."

And that folks is how Remus and Lily became best friends!

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Why is Norman Fucking Rockwell by Lana giving Jilly? And Cellophane by FKA is so Jegulus. Give me messed up James Potter who is tearing the loves of his life apart... actually no don't do that I'm too sensitive and will go into a depressive episode over it and I care enough for myself to know I don't actually want that.

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Remus Lupin being his own personal cock blocker (god he's just like me)

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Okay Remus Lupin listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd because I listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd. Trust the first song he learned to play was Simple Man (twinnn)

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I love listening to playlist dedicated to what people think a character would listen to... I'm either in full agreement or I'm arguing with the air about how wrong it is and how said character would absolutely not listen to this or that artist.

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"Andrew and Neil would be very rough in bed" no I think they'd be very gentle actually. Maybe eventually down the line there is trust built between them in these moments where they'd become comfortable enough to get frisky but I'd like to believe it's all very sweet between them.

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Pandora and Regulus dancing around his dorm while Cocteau Twins plays. Dorcas laying on Evan's bed giggling at them as she flips through a muggle magazine. Barty rolling a blunt to share with Evan and Evan watching him fondly as he rambles on about something that everyone occasionally chimes into.

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They're so fucking cute I'm gonna cry

the pair of two slytherins - one a heavily traumatised, glare-till-you-drop goth and the other a batshit-crazy drug addict on the brink of collapse - seem significantly less intimidating when you find out that they call their boyfriends 'jamie' and 'rosie'

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James and Regulus laying face to face not wanting to do anything but map each others faces with their fingertips and lips until sleep catches up to them.

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Regulus who's afraid no one will love him but James loves all of Regulus unconditionally. He loves his sudden quietness when he's upset or around others and his passionate talking when he's comfortable enough to speak. He loves when Regulus zones out because his scowl softens and his eyes become a bit large. He loves that Regulus freckles darken across his cheek bones during the spring and summer. He loves how his words are sharp and quick with others but soft and sweet when they are alone. He loves all the sounds Regulus makes in his sleep and how they slowly ease when James holds him and how he clings back fiercely. He loves every roll of his eyes and he knows the meaning behind every single one. He loves that Regulus is brave enough to correct someone's incorrect answer or to instruct a class but that he is too shy to ask for help so he always asks one of his friends to play dumb and ask instead so he can follow along to clearer instruction that everyone is unaware is for him. He loves that Regulus always brushes the feather of his quill along his lips when he's in deep thought. He loves that Regulus mindlessly plays with their hands while James speaks and how he always listens entirely, never interrupting. He loves that Regulus has the patience of a saint but can't stay still long enough when James is near because they crave each others touch. He loves that Regulus hands are always ice cold but the rest of him is warm. He loves that Regulus whole body trembles when he wakes up and immediately stretches before rolling himself back into a ball. He loves that Regulus hair always smells of lavender and pine and splays out upon pillows like ink spilled over. He loves that Regulus always washes his hands after smoking a cigarette. He loves that Regulus is completely silent in thought while he showers but hums to himself his favorite songs while he is in the bath. He loves that Regulus has a smile that he only ever lets James see, full of teeth and a faint blush but he especially loves that he has let Sirius see this smile once before as well. He loves that Regulus messes with the rings on his fingers when he's nervous and how he rubs his chest with his palm when he's anxious. He loves that Regulus whimpers into every kiss and how he tugs on James hair somehow both firmly and gently. He loves that Regulus sounds commanding or mean when he's trying to be helpful. He loves how Regulus says his name and how his tone is different yet still powerful over James in different situations. He loves that Regulus hands are delicate when playing an instrument yet rough when holding onto his broom. He loves how Regulus purrs when James plays with his hair, massaging his scalp. He loves how Regulus grows increasingly louder in bed though he tries very hard not to. He loves that Regulus hates eye contact but can never take his eyes off of James' eyes. He loves that Regulus eyes appear green in the sunlight. He loves that Regulus bottom lip is fuller than his top lip. He loves that some of Regulus scars turn pink when he's either cold or hot. He loves that Regulus is physically stronger than he looks. He loves the way that he and Regulus seem to fit together either in each others arms or each others hands. He loves that Regulus moves around so elegantly and quietly even when he is in a rush. He loves how pale Regulus skin is and how he can trace every vein in his hands and up his wrists. He loves that Regulus rarely says "I love you" but he shows his love loud enough for James to know it is not one sided. He loves how Regulus will sometimes bite him gently and lovingly and go on as if he had not done so. He loves how Regulus and Sirius share the same birth mark on the side of their stomachs and how Regulus birth mark is easier to make out than Sirius. He loves how Regulus has back dimples that he can drool over just as he drools over his waist. He loves how Regulus teases him and how he giggles when he gets James flustered... (I proceed to reach the word limit though I was not yet finished.)

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Guys what if I said Nosferatu but Reg as Ellen, James as Thomas, and Barty as Count Orlok? What if?!