#harry james potter

[blueberrycasanova]

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

[sailforvalinor]

The most hardcore thing that Harry James Potter ever did was not, contrary to popular belief, the “there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor” incident, but instead was either the time that he

a) laid into one of the people he respected most in the world (and the only authority figure in his life offering him help in one of the most desperate situations he’d ever been in) for leaving his pregnant wife, going “man, you’re inhibited by your own self-loathing and fear? That’s rough. That really sucks. But you know what trumps that? RESPONSIBILITY. You brought a child into the world. You’re a father now. You’re scared? Walk it off. Walk it off AAAAAALLLL THE WAY BACK HOME. And say hi to Tonks for me.”

or

b) he willingly let himself be murdered, came back from the dead, walked back onto the battlefield, stared his own killer dead in the eyes completely unimpressed and called him “Tom”

[sixthcloud3]

Some doodles I made past few days

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[sparsilees]

hjp propaganda i’m not falling for—

he’s a playboy

he’s brown-haired (that’s hermione)

he’s a certified loose cannon

he’s a whiny jellyfish

he tends to look scrappy and dishevelled (dud’s rags aside, he uses/appreciates nice stuff)

he’s a dynamic, hyper energetic golden retriever

he enjoys the spotlight

he usually brute-forces his plans (it’s also often instinctual or quick thinking)

he can’t cook a decent meal

he’s got chicken scratch handwriting

he’s got poor table manners and a habit of stuffing his face (sorry ron, that’s more you)

he’s vocal and demonstrative in his display of emotions (again, that’s ron)

he struggles badly in potions and only managed proper brews bc of snape’s book

his temper ignites at the slightest provocation and manifests overtly (mainly traumatised ootp harry)

he’s a delicate, dainty orchid (i mean, his personality traits are clearly traditionally masculine: he’s assertive, athletic, action-driven, competitive, and militant—he’d rather confront & get physical than retreat)

[lilyevanssupporter]

Harry Potter has big doe eyes that he inherited from his father send tweet

[annabethsbbg]

harry potter

“wow, i wonder what’d it be like to have a difficult life.”

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[yumeurl]

harry with long hair

[daiziesssart]

baby harry’s halloween costume 🫶

[descenderintofantasy]

This is something I could never get over as well! Like okay even if Sirius/James/Lilly kept the secret keeper switch well secret.

Your telling me that dumbledore did not stop to think for ONE SECOND that something ELSE might be going on here?!

As said he KNEW Sirius and James at school he KNEW how close they were. Yet he ALLOWS him to be thrown in prison without a trial. dumbledore is Chief Warlock and Head Mugglewump. He HAD the position/power to get Sirius a trial. Yet he DOESN'T. He lets him rot for twelve years nor does he try and get a hearing after Sirius is on the run/ in hiding in OOTP.

Honestly the fact that dumbledore never questioned Sirius being in Azkaban/what happened. Is the biggest piece of evidence to me. That SUPPORTS the theory I've seen. That dumbledore WANTED Sirius in prison/a wanted criminal. So that he couldn't contest Harry going to the dursley's/fight for custody of Harry...because dumbledore NEEDED Harry to be raised unloved so that he could have influence over him. So that HE could be the main authority/father figure for Harry. He NEEDED Harry to feel unloved so that he would feel like his life didn't matter much. So that Harry would be more willing to die for the 'Greater Good.'

dumbledore saw Sirius as a THREAT to his plans for Harry. So he discarded him and left him to rot and be miserable so he wouldn't get in the way.

i know dumbledore has a lot of flaws. like a LOT. but one of the very, very big ones i cannot get over is his silent prejudice.

sirius black was sorted in gryffindor, the first black to do so in, like, ever. sirius black became best friends with james potter, a part of one of the most openly Light families; peter pettigrew, a half blood who really just followed him around, and remus lupin, a half blood werewolf. sirius black played pranks on the school and became an animagus when he found out remus was a werewolf instead of abandoning him. sirius black was kicked out and disowned when he was 16- he lived with james potter and his parents.

sirius black and james potter were ‘thicker than thieves, closer than brothers’. they lived together for most summers even before sirius was kicked out and were joined at the hip, even after james and lily got married. sirius black was a hit wizard who killed death eaters, he was the godfather to james potter’s and lily evans - a muggleborn- son.

and albus dumbledore did not give him a trial.

dumbledore gave snape a trial and then a position as potions master at one of the best magical schools in the world, despite the fact that snape had literally been a death eater for YEARS, something he CHOSE to do, before he turned. for Lady’s sake, bellatrix and the lestrange brothers got a trial.

the thing is, if sirius had had a different last name, one more associated with the Light - perhaps if he were called Mckinnon, or Meadowes, or Longbottom, or even Potter - than dumbledore would have helped him.

but albus dumbledore had never been able to look past sirius black’s last name.

[maxdibert]

is it possible for women with the same personality traits as Ginny to exist for you, or are they just there to serve men's purposes?

Characters like Ginny have no independence, they’re written by and for men. They exist to fulfill the desires of the male characters; they have no autonomy of their own. Hermione has autonomy, for example. Luna has autonomy. Cho has autonomy. Ginny doesn’t, because she’s entirely constructed to be the “perfect girl” for Harry.

It’s not that Rowling created a character and then paired her with the protagonist, she designed the ideal girlfriend for her protagonist: someone who doesn’t challenge his shitty behavior because she shares it, someone who’s no real emotional threat because she’s already obsessed with him, someone who doesn’t force him to grow because she literally lives to impress him. She’s a made-to-order accessory. And this is something that happens a lot in fiction. These kinds of female characters exist to sublimate male fantasies, nothing more.

[godricgryffinsnore]

Can you write some tragic with a happy ending? I want to sob :)

Harry/reader

Where It Hurts, Where You Are ♡ | H.Potter ᯓ★

He was the war, and still—when he held her—she felt peace.

pairing : Harry Potter x fem!reader

summary : In the heart of a shattered world, love, rage, and hope collide as she fights to hold on to what matters most—when the light feels lost, and the heart remembers where home is.

warnings : Graphic descriptions of battle/violence, Intense grief and emotional distress, War themes and character death (temporary), Screaming, crying, and feral rage, Mentions of blood and injuries, Hurt/comfort, Slight language, Emotional whiplash (angst to fluff). Please let me know if I missed any.

author's note : English is not my first language, so please forgive me for any grammatical errors or spelling errors. Re-blogging is completely fine with me, but please don't copy my work. I love you all. Enjoy <3.

della's note : Thank you so much for requesting, lovie!!! I hope you enjoy this fic!!

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The scream that tore from her lungs wasn’t human.

Not even close.

It ripped through the ruins of Hogwarts like an arrow on fire, bouncing off shattered stone and blood-streaked banners. It was the sound of a soul folding in on itself. It was raw, unfiltered heartbreak, and it was hers.

Because Voldemort had just said it.

He’d said it like it meant nothing.

“Harry Potter is dead!”

The words echoed. They ricocheted in her chest, rearranging her bones and scraping her lungs raw. Hagrid’s sobs were muffled under the weight of the Dark Lord’s voice, and Harry’s still body lay limp in the half-giant’s arms.

He looked like he was sleeping.

He always looked like he was sleeping when he stayed up too late studying in the common room, drooling into a book about defensive spells, glasses half-falling off his nose.

He couldn’t be dead. He couldn’t be.

But then again, he could.

He was Harry. He always had to save the world. He always had to be the first in, last out. The boy with the burden. Her boy with the brave, ridiculous smile and the thousand scars he never talked about.

Her knees hit the dirt. And she—

She remembered.

The way his hand trembled when he held hers for the first time after the Battle at the Department of Mysteries. The way he had whispered, “It’s not fair you have to be brave too.” The time he found her crying in the library during sixth year and just sat with her, wordless, until she fell asleep against his shoulder. The night he told her he wished they’d met before the war—before everything. "Then I would’ve known peace,” he said. “I think it would’ve sounded like your laugh.”

She remembered all of it.

And then she stood.

“Ron,” she said, voice like a snapped wand, barely her own.

“I’m with you,” he replied immediately, already adjusting his grip on the sword of Gryffindor like he was born for this.

Hermione didn’t even wait for orders. “We make them pay,” she said, her voice shaking but eyes sharp with fury.

The three of them—the core, the heart of the fight—stood shoulder to shoulder. Neville, bleeding from the temple, stepped beside them, chin high.

They were shaking.

But she was burning.

The spell that left her wand was meant to stun, but it broke a Death Eater’s shield and flung him against a pillar with a crack that wasn’t magical.

She didn’t stop.

Flick. Flashback.

“Promise me,” Harry whispered once, forehead pressed to hers, “you’ll live. Even if I don’t.”

Flick. Another flashback.

“I don’t think I’ll ever get used to being this lucky,” he said after their first kiss, grinning like an idiot. “You sure you like me? Like…really like me?”

Flick. Another.

“If anything ever happens to me,” he’d said, holding her in the Room of Requirement one night before the final stand, “you can cry, but only for a little while. Then you find someone to hex the hell out of.”

She did cry.

And then she hexed the hell out of them.

She wasn’t thinking. She was feeling. Every curse that ripped from her wand was a memory.

One for the time Harry wrapped his arms around her after Dumbledore died. One for the way he made her tea with shaking hands after nightmares. One for the way he never stopped trying.

A green-robed Death Eater lunged at her.

“DON’T—” she screamed, voice cracking as her spell hit him in the chest, “—TOUCH—ANYTHING—HE—LOVED!”

She was feral. Her magic didn’t flow; it surged.

Ron and Hermione fought beside her, perfect in their chaos. Neville disarmed three in a row. Ginny flung spells like throwing knives. Luna weaved between curses like light itself.

They fought.

And then—

“HARRY?!”

Ginny’s voice rang from the edge of the Forbidden Forest. She pointed, gasping.

He was walking.

Covered in ash and blood, but alive.

She couldn’t move. Her legs gave out again. Ron caught her. Hermione gasped.

Harry.

Harry, alive.

He looked around until he found her—and then he smiled, just barely, like even he couldn’t believe it.

She didn’t know who screamed his name louder—her or Hagrid—but suddenly the air was electric again.

Harry's duel with Voldemort wasn’t flashy. It was precise. It was strategic. And she understood why he’d let Voldemort think he was dead.

The horcrux.

The sacrifice.

She was going to kill him herself for that.

But when it ended—when the wand snapped, when Voldemort collapsed, when the sky seemed to exhale—

She was already running.

She didn’t care that everyone was watching.

She slammed into him like a tidal wave, like gravity remembered him too.

“Hi,” he whispered, dazed.

“You—absolute—freaking—idiot,” she sobbed, cupping his face, kissing his cheeks, his brow, his eyelids, his nose. “I thought—I thought you were gone!”

“I had to—” he began, but she shook her head.

“No more plans without me. I’m serious. You die, I haunt you.”

“I didn’t die,” he whispered against her forehead.

“I almost did,” she snapped, half-hysterical, curling into his chest. “From heartbreak, you dramatic git.”

The Quiet After the Storm.

Later—after the dead were honored, after the injured were healed, after Molly Weasley had crushed Harry and Ron into the world’s most suffocating hug—they sat on the front steps of what was left of Hogwarts.

Hermione leaned her head on Ron’s shoulder. Neville was snoring three feet away, a sandwich half-eaten in his hand. Luna was braiding Ginny’s hair with wildflowers.

And she sat between Harry’s knees, his arms around her like he couldn’t let go. He wouldn’t.

“Do you forgive me?” he whispered.

“For pretending to be dead?” she asked, glaring up at him.

He winced. “Y-yeah.”

She sighed. “You’re lucky I love you.”

He beamed.

“…And you’re lucky you’re cute. Otherwise I’d have to hex you into next year.”

Harry laughed—loud, sharp, real.

“You kissed my eyelid,” he teased, burying his nose in her hair.

“I was distraught!”

He pulled her tighter.

“I missed you,” he said, softly.

“I never stopped missing you,” she whispered back.

And there, beneath the stars and the rubble and the ghosts of every battle they’d ever fought, Harry Potter held her like a prayer answered too late but just in time.

Because even in war—

Some hearts find their way home.

And hers had always, always been his.

[ravensincowboyhats]

Garry you will always be The Example for me <3

[pangaeaseas]

this is a really interesting breakdown, thank you for doing it! and yeah it does seem that a lot of the gryffindor/slytherin aspect of snape's favoritism is related to the harry/draco feud: he probably does know draco outside school, I wonder if he somehow mannaged to project his memories of his own feud with james onto harry and draco to igonore all the times draco instigates something and should have been dealt with. It also seems like he mistreats low-performing students like Neville; I wouldn't be surprised if Hufflepuffs or Ravenclaws who were also not doing well might have a similar relationship, though there's also evidence he just dislikes Gryffindor as a whole that makes it worse for Neville, and maybe he also dislikes Neville because of the prophecy but that's very much headcanon. His attitude towards disruption seems to be either shutting it down with threats and yelling which is often too harsh or when it involves harry and draco to insert himself on draco's side. and he doesn't really favorite the non-draco slytherins! like a non-draco Slytherin who isn't performing well might not be publically chewed out all the time and isnulted like Neville, but they still wouldn't have a great experience, likely being ignored or just snapped at--and likely wouldn't improve.

“Snape’s Head of Slytherin House. They say he always favors them — we’ll be able to see if it’s true”

An In-Depth Examination of Snape as a Teacher (Part 1 - Books 1-4)

All right, I’m game. Let’s do this properly.

(McGonagall will get her own companion breakdown after this, and maybe Dumbledore too - but he definitely sees his job as “prepare Harry to fight Voldemort” first and “Be a good headmaster” like. Fourth or fifth? I’ve heard the argument that he only hires Lockhart (who he 100% knows is a fraud) so Harry can learn some abstract lesson about the perils of fame. RIP to the fifth years taking their OWLs that year. He also makes Ron a prefect based on vibes. The eighty-billion-points-to-Gryffindor thing is part of the “mad” Wacky Dumbledore persona, and is just been memed to death.)

But Snape vs McGonagall - that's an interesting question, and I'm very interested in how it breaks down.

Snape's Reputation

In book 1, Ron and the Twins think that Snape favors Slytherin - it's one of the first things we hear about him - and Hagrid thinks that Snape just hates everyone (but Harry doesn't quite buy it.) Quirrell's position is that Snape uniquely hates Harry:

“But Snape always seemed to hate me so much.” “Oh, he does (...) Heavens, yes. He was at Hogwarts with your father, didn’t you know? They loathed each other.”

And Harry is inclined to agree.

At the start-of-term banquet, Harry had gotten the idea that Professor Snape disliked him. By the end of the first Potions lesson, he knew he’d been wrong. Snape didn’t dislike Harry — he hated him. - PS

[The expression] was beyond anger: It was loathing. Harry knew that expression only too well; it was the look Snape wore every time he set eyes on Harry. - PoA

By Book 2, Harry agrees with Ron that Snape hates everyone except the Slytherins (but hates him The Most):

Harry also happened to be Snape’s least favorite student. Cruel, sarcastic, and disliked by everybody except the students from his own House (Slytherin). - CoS

Oliver Wood also seems to agree:

"Snape’s refereeing this time, and he’ll be looking for any excuse to knock points off Gryffindor!" - PS

“We’ve just got to make sure we play a clean game, so Snape hasn’t got an excuse to pick on us.” - PS

"Finish the game before Snape can favor Hufflepuff too much.” - PS

We DO know that Snape likes to spam-book the Quidditch pitch to make it harder for Wood to schedule practice, and overwrite already scheduled practices with his teacher's authority. So it makes sense why Wood particularly wouldn't like him.

But that's the question isn't it: what do we see Snape actually DO?

Class #1 - "Little foolish wand-waving here"

Snape asks Harry three trivia questions he doesn't know the answers to. Harry's embarrassed, Draco thinks it's hilarious. Harry hasn't done anything to Snape at this point, but Snape has latched on to his fame and decided he needs to be... taken down a peg. Harry is "our new celebrity" and "Fame clearly isn’t everything.” Snape also doesn't call on Hermione - who hasn't had enough time to earn her know-it-all, why-don't-you-let-one-of-the-other-students-try reputation yet. So... the purpose of this little exchange isn't to move the class along, it is to embarrass Harry.

“Thought you wouldn’t open a book before coming, eh, Potter?” Harry (...) had looked through his books at the Dursleys’, but did Snape expect him to remember everything in One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi?

I'm on Harry's side here. Snape's being unreasonable. This is also the first point where Harry bites back:

“I think Hermione does [know], though, why don’t you try her?” A few people laughed (...) Snape, however, was not pleased.

This also loses Harry his first point, and... it's not over nothing.

"a point will be taken from Gryffindor House for your cheek, Potter.”

Class continues, and Snape goes around "criticizing almost everyone except Malfoy, whom he seemed to like," even "telling everyone to look at the perfect way Malfoy had stewed his horned slugs." Which is interesting: "almost everyone" probably includes some Slytherins, so so far Snape's bias doesn't seem to be house-centric: He dislikes Harry, and likes Malfoy

(In later books we learn that he is a friend of the the Malfoy family, and knows Draco outside of school. But in Books 1-4, the implication is more that he likes Draco because Draco is a suck-up.)

“Sir,” said Malfoy loudly. “Sir, why don’t you apply for the headmaster’s job?” “Now, now, Malfoy,” said Snape, though he couldn’t suppress a thin-lipped smile. (...) “I expect you’d have Father’s vote, sir, if you wanted to apply for the job — I’ll tell Father you’re the best teacher here, sir —” Snape smirked as he swept off around the dungeon - CoA

Then Neville manages to melt Seamus' cauldron, and Snape responds...okay.

“Idiot boy!” snarled Snape, clearing the spilled potion away with one wave of his wand. “I suppose you added the porcupine quills before taking the cauldron off the fire?” Neville whimpered as boils started to pop up all over his nose. “Take him up to the hospital wing,” Snape spat at Seamus.

So... he's clearly competent. He gets rid of the dangerous potion easily, knows exactly what Neville did wrong, and sends him off to the hospital wing. However... he's also insulting his students, which isn't great. And like, this is not a teachable moment. Neville's in pain, he's not paying attention. The time to correct his potion making would have been earlier, when you could have headed off the mistake. Or later, once he's physically in decent shape again and can like, listen.

Then Snape decides this is all Harry's fault. Somehow.

He rounded on Harry and Ron, who had been working next to Neville. “You — Potter — why didn’t you tell him not to add the quills? Thought he’d make you look good if he got it wrong, did you? That’s another point you’ve lost for Gryffindor.”

Snape. Snape. You're projecting. You have this little James jr. child-star version of Harry in your head that just isn't real. You've already established that Harry knows nothing about potions.

Also like - yes. Harry's fame absolutely gets him special treatment (in Book 3 especially, it seems to be why the Aunt Marge thing is completely covered up.) Snape picks up on this, and in his head is maybe trying to correct the imbalance?

“Ah, well, Snape . . . Harry Potter, you know . . . we’ve all got a bit of a blind spot where he’s concerned.” [said Fudge] “And yet — is it good for him to be given so much special treatment? Personally, I try and treat him like any other student." - PoA

But I think we've established that he absolutely does not treat him just like any other student.

STUDENTS INSULTED: 2

"Idiot boy" (Neville)

"Fame clearly isn't everything" (Harry)

POINTS TAKEN: - 2

Disciplinary Action #1 - Confiscating Harry's library book

This starts a recurring pattern: Harry and friends are doing something they're not supposed to do... so Snape picks up on a guilty vibe... and just finds some random way to punish them. Which Harry thinks is unfair.

The trio are in the courtyard using Hermione's portable flames to stay warm, something they don't think is technically allowed:

Unfortunately, something about their guilty faces caught Snape’s eye. He limped over. He hadn’t seen the fire, but he seemed to be looking for a reason to tell them off anyway. “What’s that you’ve got there, Potter?” It was Quidditch Through the Ages. Harry showed him. “Library books are not to be taken outside the school,” said Snape. “Give it to me. Five points from Gryffindor.” “He’s just made that rule up,” Harry muttered angrily. - PS

I think I believe Harry. Hermione will go out and read down by the lake and no one cares, and even if this is a rule - this is a 'go back inside' moment, not a 'confiscate the book' moment. Harry specifically goes to the staff room to ask for it back, because "Harry had an idea that Snape wouldn’t refuse if there were other teachers listening."

POINTS TAKEN: - 5 (TOTAL - 7)

Disciplinary Action #2 - Ron + Draco Fight

The first instance of the Draco Malfoy Special: Provoke someone else into throwing the first punch as a way to get them in trouble.

“WEASLEY!” Ron let go of the front of Malfoy’s robes. “He was provoked, Professor Snape,” said Hagrid, sticking his huge hairy face out from behind the tree. “Malfoy was insultin’ his family.” “Be that as it may, fighting is against Hogwarts rules, Hagrid,” said Snape silkily. “Five points from Gryffindor, Weasley, and be grateful it isn’t more.

Works like a charm. And Snape (as we see) is very happy to turn a blind eye to Draco's antics.

POINTS TAKEN: - 5 (TOTAL - 12)

Disciplinary Action #3 - Quidditch Fouls

Snape had just awarded Hufflepuff a penalty because George Weasley had hit a Bludger at him.

Fair.

Snape awarded Hufflepuff another penalty for no reason at all.

Possibly an instance of Snape being biased against Gryffindor in general... or else Harry not paying close enough attention.

Disciplinary Action #4 - The Flying Car

Snape generally goes to expulsion as a threat, even though if you take the series as a whole there's no way Dumbledore is ever letting that happen.

"Be warned, Potter — any more nighttime wanderings and I will personally make sure you are expelled." - PS “Most unfortunately, you are not in my House and the decision to expel you does not rest with me. I shall go and fetch the people who do have that happy power.” - CoS

But this is still the first time Harry is in real trouble. I do think he gets off kind of easy (detentions and letters home - Harry talks McGonagall out of taking away points.) But McGonagall and Dumbledore are not happy.

If Snape had gone to fetch Professor McGonagall, head of Gryffindor House, they were hardly any better off. She might be fairer than Snape, but she was still extremely strict.

There was a knock on the office door and Snape, now looking happier than ever, opened it. There stood the headmaster, Professor Dumbledore. There was a long silence. Then Dumbledore said, “Please explain why you did this.” It would have been better if he had shouted. Harry hated the disappointment in his voice. 

Disciplinary Action #5 - Mrs. Norris' petrification

This is actually a really interesting little interaction because like... everyone involved is half-right.

“I suggest, Headmaster, that Potter is not being entirely truthful,” [Snape] said.

Absolutely correct. Harry is hiding the fact that he found Mrs. Norris because he was following the basilisk's voice.

“It might be a good idea if he were deprived of certain privileges until he is ready to tell us the whole story. I personally feel he should be taken off the Gryffindor Quidditch team until he is ready to be honest.” “Really, Severus,” said Professor McGonagall sharply, “I see no reason to stop the boy playing Quidditch. This cat wasn’t hit over the head with a broomstick. There is no evidence at all that Potter has done anything wrong.”

McGonagall is also right - Harry hasn't done anything wrong - and even if he had, taking him off the quidditch team is an extreme punishment that won't even have the desired effect. When Umbridge tries this exact thing, it just makes Harry's behavior worse.

Dumbledore was giving Harry a searching look. His twinkling light-blue gaze made Harry feel as though he were being X-rayed. “Innocent until proven guilty, Severus,” he said firmly.

Dumbledore absolutely knows more than he's saying. But, he's going to let Harry come to him on his own terms ("Is there anything you wish to tell me, Harry?") - otherwise Harry is never going to trust him, and that is the most important consideration here. So... Severus gets low-key gaslit.

“Midnight,” said Harry. “We’d better get to bed before Snape comes along and tries to frame us for something else.”

The first time that the text *explicitly* gives us Unreliable Narrator Harry. We know that Snape didn't try to frame him... but that's still how Harry thinks about it.

Class #2 - Hermione Steals Ingredients  

During this class, Snape does seem to be coming for the Gryffindors in general, not just Harry:

Snape prowled through the fumes, making waspish remarks about the Gryffindors’ work while the Slytherins sniggered appreciatively.

We also get a causal "Snape turned and walked off to bully Neville." And he does continue let Malfoy get away with stuff - Malfoy is of course trying to start something to get Harry and Ron in trouble, like he does.

Draco Malfoy, who was Snape’s favorite student, kept flicking puffer-fish eyes at Ron and Harry, who knew that if they retaliated they would get detention faster than you could say “Unfair.”

Harry throws a firework into Goyle's cauldron to create a distraction for Hermione. Snape handles the situation honestly pretty well:

Snape was trying to restore calm and find out what had happened.  “Silence! SILENCE!” Snape roared. “Anyone who has been splashed, come here for a Deflating Draught — when I find out who did this —” “If I ever find out who threw this,” Snape whispered, “I shall make sure that person is expelled.”

He doesn't come directly for Harry, which is actually a little surprising. But this class (and this book) is more about the Slytherin/Gryffindor divide, so I guess that does make sense.

Class #3 - The Dueling Club

Snape showed up to cause problems on purpose. He's pairing up Harry and Draco because, it would be funny. The Slytherins are cheering him on during his one-on-one with Lockhart. We get one more snipe at "the famous Harry Potter." (again, fixated on that whole 'fame' thing.) And then he's able slide one more insult at Neville.

STUDENTS INSULTED - 1 (TOTAL - 3)

“Longbottom causes devastation with the simplest spells. We’ll be sending what’s left of Finch-Fletchley up to the hospital wing in a matchbox.”

Class #4 - Malfoy's "Broken" Arm + "Poisoning" Trevor

Malfoy staggers in late because of his "injury," and doesn't get in trouble.

Harry and Ron scowled at each other; Snape wouldn’t have said “settle down” if they’d walked in late, he’d have given them detention.

They're basically correct about this. Snape never gives out detention, but over the course of the series Harry will lose 70 points for being "late."

Then Snape has Ron cut up Malfoy's roots for him, trade roots when he does a bad job, and make Harry skin his shrivelfig.

Malfoy had always been able to get away with anything in Snape’s classes; Snape was head of Slytherin House, and generally favored his own students above all others.

But it's really Neville who is having a bad time in class today.

Neville regularly went to pieces in Potions lessons; it was his worst subject, and his great fear of Professor Snape made things ten times worse.

And I really don't blame him:

"Tell me, boy, does anything penetrate that thick skull of yours? Didn’t you hear me say, quite clearly, that only one rat spleen was needed? Didn’t I state plainly that a dash of leech juice would suffice? What do I have to do to make you understand, Longbottom?” Neville was pink and trembling. He looked as though he was on the verge of tears.

Making a student cry is... not great. And I don't think we ever get a reason for why Snape seems to hate Neville so much in particular. A little later on we're told "he was bullying Neville worse than ever" and when Snape's leaving the staff room before the Boggart lesson he's says - “Possibly no one’s warned you, Lupin, but this class contains Neville Longbottom. I would advise you not to entrust him with anything difficult.”

“Please, sir,” said Hermione, “please, I could help Neville put it right —” “I don’t remember asking you to show off, Miss Granger,” said Snape coldly, and Hermione went as pink as Neville. “Longbottom, at the end of this lesson we will feed a few drops of this potion to your toad and see what happens. Perhaps that will encourage you to do it properly.” Snape moved away, leaving Neville breathless with fear. (...) "If he has managed to produce a Shrinking Solution, it will shrink to a tadpole. If, as I don’t doubt, he has done it wrong, his toad is likely to be poisoned.”

Probably one of Snape's cruelest moments - especially the bit where he's forcing Neville to poison his pet. It's super plausible that he was always planning to save Trevor (he does have antidote in his robes). But Neville doesn't know that. And it's like... does Snape think this is motivating? Because it doesn't work, Hermione has to bail out Neville, and then gets punished for it. (Also, remember back in Book 1 where Harry got punished for not helping Neville? There's just no way to win with this guy.)

Five points from Gryffindor,” said Snape, which wiped the smiles from every face. “I told you not to help him, Miss Granger.

STUDENTS INSULTED - 2 (TOTAL - 6 )

"thick skull" (Neville)

"I would advise you not to entrust him with anything difficult" (Neville)

CRYING STUDENTS - 1

(Neville)

POINTS TAKEN: - 5 (TOTAL - 17)

Class #5 - Subbing Defense Against the Dark Arts

Harry starts off by losing points for being late, and I guess nosy? (or conscientious.)

"This lesson began ten minutes ago, Potter, so I think we’ll make it ten points from Gryffindor. Sit down.” “What’s wrong with him?” Snape’s black eyes glittered. “Nothing life-threatening,” he said, looking as though he wished it were. “Five more points from Gryffindor, and if I have to ask you to sit down again, it will be fifty.”

Then we learn that Lupin keeps bad class records. Which is honestly ... in character, and doesn't have anything to do with Slytherin/Gryffindor bias. I'm just throwing it in because it IS really annoying when other teachers don't leave you good sub notes.

Professor Lupin has not left any record of the topics you have covered so far —” “Please, sir, we’ve done boggarts, Red Caps, kappas, and grindylows,” said Hermione quickly, “and we’re just about to start —” “Be quiet,” said Snape coldly. “I did not ask for information. I was merely commenting on Professor Lupin’s lack of organization.”

Then... Snape makes another student cry:

"That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.” Hermione went very red, put down her hand, and stared at the floor with her eyes full of tears.  “You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don’t want to be told?” The class knew instantly [Ron] had gone too far. Snape advanced on Ron slowly, and the room held its breath. “Detention, Weasley,” Snape said silkily, his face very close to Ron’s.

And Ron ends up in detention.

STUDENTS INSULTED - 2 (TOTAL - 6 )

"insufferable know-it-all." (Hermione)

CRYING STUDENTS - 1 (TOTAL - 2)

(Hermione)

DETENTIONS GIVEN: - 1

(Ron)

POINTS TAKEN: - 20 (TOTAL - 37)

Class #6 - Malfoy at it Again

Malfoy spent much of their next Potions class doing dementor imitations across the dungeon; Ron finally cracked and flung a large, slippery crocodile heart at Malfoy, which hit him in the face and caused Snape to take fifty points from Gryffindor.

That plausible deniability is cracking a little, Snape. Dementor impressions?

POINTS TAKEN: - 50 (TOTAL - 87)

Disciplinary Action #6 - Post-Hogsmeade Check-In

Malfoy tells Snape that Harry snuck into Hogsmeade - which he absolutely did do. Snape starts off pretty reasonable and then goes... off script...

“Everyone from the Minister of Magic downward has been trying to keep famous Harry Potter safe from Sirius Black."

Like this is the same point Lupin will make (more effectively) later:

"I cannot make you take Sirius Black seriously. But I would have thought that what you have heard when the dementors draw near you would have had more of an effect on you. Your parents gave their lives to keep you alive, Harry. A poor way to repay them — gambling their sacrifice for a bag of magic tricks.” He walked away, leaving Harry feeling worse by far than he had at any point in Snape’s office. “It’s my fault,” said Ron abruptly. “I persuaded you to go. Lupin’s right, it was stupid, we shouldn’t’ve done it —”

BUT Snape just starts spiraling about fame and James:

"But famous Harry Potter is a law unto himself. Let the ordinary people worry about his safety! Famous Harry Potter goes where he wants to, with no thought for the consequences.” “How extraordinarily like your father you are, Potter (...) He too was exceedingly arrogant. A small amount of talent on the Quidditch field made him think he was a cut above the rest of us too. Strutting around the place with his friends and admirers . . . The resemblance between you is uncanny.” “Rules were for lesser mortals, not Quidditch Cup-winners. His head was so swollen —”

Until Harry snaps at him, and Snape calls in... Lupin. I honestly have no idea why he calls in Lupin. He certainly doesn't believe "the dark arts are your area of expertise." It does lead to a very funny showdown over the map where Lupin knows he's "Moony," Snape knows he's "Moony," Lupin knows that Snape knows he's Moony... but isn't allowed to call him on it, so he just placidly lies his way through the interaction, and Snape gets nothing. Dumbledore actually hits him with a very similar sort of gaslighting at the end of the book:

“YOU DON’T KNOW POTTER!” shrieked Snape. “HE DID IT, I KNOW HE DID IT —” “That will do, Severus,” said Dumbledore quietly. “Think about what you are saying. This door has been locked since I left the ward ten minutes ago. Madam Pomfrey, have these students left their beds?” “Of course not!” said Madam Pomfrey, bristling (...) “Well, there you have it, Severus,” said Dumbledore calmly.

STUDENTS INSULTED - 2 (TOTAL - 8 )

"exceedingly arrogant" (Harry)

"[thought he was] a cut above the rest of us" (Harry)

Class #7 - Neville Melts Another Cauldron

The next two days passed without great incident, unless you counted Neville melting his sixth cauldron in Potions. Professor Snape, who seemed to have attained new levels of vindictiveness over the summer, gave Neville detention, and Neville returned from it in a state of nervous collapse, having been made to disembowel a barrel full of horned toads.

I do think the fact that Neville has a pet toad adds another level of meanness to this detention. Snape's detentions tend to be both sensorially and psychologically unpleasant. He has Ron scrub bedpans, he has Harry copy the files Filtch keeps about the Marauder's rulebreaking, at one point he schedules detention over quidditch practice on purpose, and has Harry pick out dead flobberworms without using gloves.

DETENTIONS GIVEN: - 1 (TOTAL - 2)

Class #8 - Hermione's Teeth Incident

Double Potions was always a horrible experience, but these days it was nothing short of torture. Being shut in a dungeon for an hour and a half with Snape and the Slytherins, all of whom seemed determined to punish Harry as much as possible for daring to become school champion, was about the most unpleasant thing Harry could imagine.

Harry is correct about Snape blaming him for being Champion. Snape absolutely thinks he puts his own name in the Goblet ("Don’t go blaming Dumbledore for Potter��s determination to break rules. He has been crossing lines ever since he arrived here —”)

He shows up, and Malfoy's outdone himself with the SUPPORT CEDRIC DIGGORY/POTTER STINKS badges. (Got to maintain that plausible deniability...) Then Malfoy provokes Harry - their spells meet in the middle and ricochet. Harry's boil charm hits Goyle, and Draco's teeth-growing charm hits Hermione.

Goyle bellowed and put his hands to his nose, where great ugly boils were springing up — Hermione, whimpering in panic, was clutching her mouth. “Hermione!” Ron had hurried forward to see what was wrong with her; Harry turned and saw Ron dragging Hermione’s hand away from her face. It wasn’t a pretty sight. Hermione’s front teeth — already larger than average — were now growing at an alarming rate; she was looking more and more like a beaver as her teeth elongated, past her bottom lip, toward her chin — panic-stricken, she felt them and let out a terrified cry. “And what is all this noise about?” said a soft, deadly voice.

Snape gets Malfoy to tell him what happened, and addresses him in a way that seems unusually harsh -

Snape pointed a long yellow finger at Malfoy and said, “Explain.” “Potter attacked me, sir —” “We attacked each other at the same time!” Harry shouted. “— and he hit Goyle — look —”

Which kind of suggests that Snape (who is very capable when it comes to magical accidents) is about to sort this out properly.

Snape examined Goyle (...) “Hospital wing, Goyle,” Snape said calmly. “Malfoy got Hermione!” Ron said. “Look!” He forced Hermione to show Snape her teeth — she was doing her best to hide them with her hands, though this was difficult as they had now grown down past her collar. (...) Snape looked coldly at Hermione, then said, “I see no difference.” Hermione let out a whimper; her eyes filled with tears, she turned on her heel and ran, ran all the way up the corridor and out of sight.

Presumably "I see no difference" is Snape making comment about the fact that Hermione has large teeth, normally. Which... isn't good. She's clearly panicking and crying, and he dealt with Goyle appropriately (and Neville, when he was also hit with splashes of boil-potion), so why not Hermione? Not one of Snape's best moments.

At which point, Harry and Ron start swearing at him.

“Let’s see,” he said, in his silkiest voice. “Fifty points from Gryffindor and a detention each for Potter and Weasley.

STUDENTS INSULTED - 1 (TOTAL - 9 )

"I see no difference" (Hermione)

CRYING STUDENTS - 1 (TOTAL - 3)

DETENTIONS GIVEN: - 2 (TOTAL - 4)

POINTS TAKEN: - 50 (TOTAL - 137)

Disciplinary Action #7 - Yule Ball Chaperone

Snape had his wand out and was blasting rosebushes apart, his expression most ill-natured. Squeals issued from many of the bushes, and dark shapes emerged from them. “Ten points from Ravenclaw, Fawcett!” Snape snarled as a girl ran past him. “And ten points from Hufflepuff too, Stebbins!”

POINTS TAKEN: - 10, -10

Class #9 - Rita Skeeter's Interview

Snape starts off reasonable, by asking the Trio not to talk about Rita Skeeter in class:

“Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger,” said an icy voice right behind them, and all three of them jumped, “I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor.”

But then he finds the magazine, and starts reading "Harry Potter's Secret Heartache" aloud. This situation is just really well set up to ping all of the baggage Snape has around Harry being "famous." Unfortunately, once again it seems to be Hermione who is caught in the crossfire.

“You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire Wizarding world is impressed with you,” Snape went on, so quietly that no one else could hear him (...) “but I don’t care how many times your picture appears in the papers. To me, Potter, you are nothing but a nasty little boy who considers rules to be beneath him.” “So I give you fair warning, Potter,” Snape continued in a softer and more dangerous voice, “pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —”

Which (this time) Harry did not actually do. And then the class ends with Snape threatening him with Veritaserum.

So, final tally:

STUDENTS INSULTED: 2 (TOTAL - 11 )

"nasty little boy" (Harry)

"considers rules to be beneath him." (Harry)

CRYING STUDENTS: TOTAL - 3)

DETENTIONS GIVEN: TOTAL - 4)

POINTS TAKEN: - 10, -10, -10 (TOTAL - 147)

As things stand (stay tuned for part 2) - Snape has never punished a Slytherin, has never scolded or criticized a Slytherin - unless you consider Slytherins to be included in the single sentence "criticizing almost everyone except Malfoy." He also lets them get away with behavior like talking and laughing in class, being late, and general messing around that he does not tolerate from Gryffindors. So, as it stands I do have to conclude that yes, he does favor them.

I was surprised with how often this preoccupation with Harry being famous comes up, and how it's Harry, Hermione and Neville that get the bulk of his attention during class. (Ron manages to stay out of it - except when he's defending Hermione, or his family.) Draco's tactics are also EXTREMELY consistent, and he and Snape (Teacher and Teacher's Pet) seem to low-key reinforce/enable each other's bad behavior.

I think Snape might be a little fairer in this regard during books 5-7, but we will see.

[queerlybelovedwerewolf]

The Order wants Remus to “manage” his wolf better.

Wants Sirius to be “stable.”

But something in both of them is howling.

Remus stops taking Wolfsbane.

Sirius stops pretending to be “healed.”

They start sleeping in animagus form — curled together, limbs tangled, fur against fur.

They forget how to be human on purpose.

They bite when they fuck.

They love without language.

They run the forest at night, laughing with blood on their teeth.

Sirius says one night: “You don’t have to be a person. You can just be mine.”

[pangaeaseas]

i do think the canon characters are pretty accurate children! harry and ron and hermione have stupid petty fights and enjoy shenanigans and often have terrible judgement and skydive to conclusions and are sweet to each other in a very kid way. they talk like kids! but fics often make them, and other first year characters, wayyyyy too smart and savvy and very much adult in a kid's body for plot reasons.