#dinah lance

[astriddestelle]

Headcanon back when DC was fun and Ollie used to make his five alarm spicy hot chili the only people who could handle it was

Dinah real non chalant about it too

Roy bro can’t handle it stomach wise everytime he eats it he’s in the bathroom for days but he can eat it without his mouth burning and does it cause he’s that petty and for coolness factor.

Justice League Members:

Superman can’t taste the spiciness cause bros kryptonian

Batman actually likes it and devours it. Bro killed his tastebuds as part of his training.

Dick is masochist enough said

Hal can not handle it and cries every time, neither can Barry but his reactions are so quick it looks like he can. Wally calls him out. Wally can handle it…for a couple seconds longer than Barry

Wonder Woman loved it unironically, welcomes the spice. Donna hates it.

Martian Manhunter refuses to try it.

Aquaman and Garth both can’t handle it and will pass out. Atlantean problems.

[alicepooryorick]

Wait so if Dinah said Steph reminded her of herself, and Barbara and Shiva both being into Dinah is to be believed, that has hilarious implications for Cass inheriting a love of blondes.

[violent138]

Their dynamic is so, so good. I like how simultaneously natural Dinah is at being there, but also how much she struggles (with Roy in a flashback and then she messes up a couple times when it comes to Lian).

I like how much Roy is slightly unnatural/off at "father"-ing, but how little effort it takes him to slot into the role and make it his own.

[dc-megatournament]

Batman VS Everyone

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else

[evilhorse]

Listen, last time I got you folks out of a diamond, I was on the outside. This is no bueno.

(Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #32)

[frownyalfred]

reactions to Batman coming up to the Watchtower for a JL meeting without his cowl just wearing a domino mask, in order of hilarity:

oh no he’s hot (Clark)

he’s older than I thought he was (Diana)

he’s younger than I thought he was (Hal)

he has hair??? (Barry)

why do I recognize that scar above his left eyebrow? (both Dinah and Ollie, simultaneously)

good lord how is he so hot (still Clark)

[bruciemilf]

The Wayne spectrum has two ends: Sugar baby or sugar daddy. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

In a context where Batman is known and seen through his public League appearances, the misogynistic, homophobic, "alpha male" guys start using his image to illustrate their discourse of going to the gym, and seeking submissive women. They admire and misinterpret his traits as endorsements of their toxic masculinity. Online, they share images of Batman with stuff like "Be the Alpha, Be the Batman". They even use the word Batmen as a synonym to Alpha Male. "Real Batmen don't show weakness".

When Bruce becomes aware of this, he hates it. He despises them for all their messed up views, knowing they completely misunderstand his principles. Batman's true strength lies in his commitment to justice, empathy, and respect for all individuals, values that are fundamentally opposed to the toxic masculinity they promote. Bruce is determined to distance his image from their rhetoric, seeing them as nothing more than sexist and homophobic idiots.

So he decides to be a tiny tiny bit more Brucie when they appear in public. Not in form, but in substance :

When he's asked a question, he tries to go "I have no clue, I'd have to ask Black Canary.", or "I'm not sure, I'd have to see what Wonder Woman thinks about that", or "This time, we really couldn't have done anything, anything at all, without Supergirl."

Also, Batman becomes more visibly affectionate with Superman. During public appearances, if he senses a camera on them, he makes sure to be seen clinging to Superman. He would rather face dating rumors every day than be associated with those idiotic discourses.

(It's also a good premise for a superbat fake-dating fic !!)

[daemonmage]

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Roy, let me ask you something. What was the first thing you did after the battle?

Roy: I called Ollie and Dinah to tell them I was okay.

Bruce: And what was the first thing Jason did?

Roy: He ate a banana.

[lovesick-joey]

happy holidays!!

[wise-blue-cookies]

All members of the batfam share their taste in partners -

Goddess like dangerous knife woman who u wish to have ur neck snapped between their thighs

Pathetic mew mew men

[superbat-love]

Dinah: Bruce, wouldn’t it be more comfortable for you to take off your cowl during combat training? We all know each other’s secret identity here.

Bruce: I have a no-kill code.

Dinah: What does that even mean?

Bruce: [takes off his cowl in the training room]

Trainees: *died from lethal face card*

Dinah: Okay, that makes sense. Has anyone ever survived your bare face during training?

Bruce: Clark.

Dinah: He wasn’t affected?

Bruce: Worse.

[yrkhn]

Ollie and Dinah

22

[galaxy---ghost]

teeny dinahbabs

[frownyalfred]

Green arrow, getting into a fight with batman because he insulted bruce

“No, I want to hear you say it again,” Ollie said, leaning over the conference table and past Dinah to jab a finger in Batman’s face. “Insult him again, I dare you.”

Batman, for his part, looked entirely unperturbed by Ollie’s chest puffing. “I said, Bruce Wayne isn’t exactly known for being intelligent. That’s common knowledge, Green—”

“Do you know what he’s been through?” Ollie exploded, “Do you know how fucked up his childhood was? It’s a miracle he’s functioning as an adult. I knew him in school — do you know what he was? Sad. And you have the nerve to sit in your stupid little angst suit and lecture me about Bruce Wayne?”

Dinah swallowed, giving up on holding Ollie back. She glanced at Batman out of the corner of her eye, prepared to size up an opponent, but the other man’s posture was still relaxed.

He seemed…taken aback, if such a thing was possible for the Batman.

“I…apologize,” Batman said quietly. “I hadn’t realized the extent of your feelings toward him.”

“Pick on someone your own size next time,” Ollie grumbled, as close to an apology as he would get. “Bruce does so much for Gotham. More than you’ll ever do. So yeah, if he’s a little air-headed sometimes — that’s fine with me.”

With that, Ollie turned on his heel, exiting the conference room with a huff. Batman stared after him for a long moment, steeped in stillness.

“He cares about his friends,” Dinah offered, breaking the awkward silence. Batman gave her an odd look, jaw tensing.

“I know.”

“Now you do,” Dinah said, putting enough emphasis on the first word for him to look up at her, acknowledging the hint. “I’d better go check on him.”