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the average comic book artist or colourist has never seen a mixed person in their life

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I fuck with Oracle too, obviously.

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He once threw an abusive husband into the sky, waited to the last second to grab him again, and said if he ever hurt his wife again then next time he'd let him fall. Superman can go hard when he wants to.

The idea that Superman can't do "Hard interrogations" is boring. I think he could definitely hold someone on a building edge, drop them and then fly down to pick them up again and go "Do you feel like talking now?"

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And you have a trans woman, Jenny Blake Isabella, to thank for this character not making it to print and DC’s first black superhero being Black Lightning instead

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the idea of preptime ruined comicbook discourse. bruce ‘terminal back pain’ wayne is not winning a 1v1 against the league no matter how much homework he does. his contingency plan for diana was to try brainwashing and pray. ‘oh he has kryptonite—‘ that he keeps locked in the batcave. clark kent can fly faster than the speed of sound and will fold him into an artisanal flesh pretzel. green lanterns ring can only be removed by hand decapitation. zatanna is going to turn him into a hamster. i am going to kill u

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Wonder Woman by George Pérez

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He canonically spends the whole time getting bullied by his ring whilst the rest of the team laughs at him. It low key seems like Volthoom is considered the actual team member and Harold is his plus one (derogatory).

i like that on earth 3 green lanterns are not only evil but also wimps

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guys u are never going to beat the allegations...

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that's because you've never experienced the epic highs and lows of comic reading

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mushroom chat just dropped

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it's so fucked up how at the time that Ted Kord was murdered Booster Gold was canonically broke and homeless and no one talks about this.

Poor guy cannot catch a break.

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the idea of preptime ruined comicbook discourse. bruce ‘terminal back pain’ wayne is not winning a 1v1 against the league no matter how much homework he does. his contingency plan for diana was to try brainwashing and pray. ‘oh he has kryptonite—‘ that he keeps locked in the batcave. clark kent can fly faster than the speed of sound and will fold him into an artisanal flesh pretzel. green lanterns ring can only be removed by hand decapitation. zatanna is going to turn him into a hamster. i am going to kill u

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there are beautiful comics out there that have very little or even nothing to do with batman. and we can read them.

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@duskdawnallen is live reacting to reading Spectre 2001 and I’m giggling bc all they knew going in is that it’s one of my favorite runs of all time

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