#Platonic bitchkiller
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moonyswarmsweaters · 1 month ago
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They can only agree on one (1) thing:
Bart: you don't want Regulus to die
Barty: and i don't want Regulus to die
Barty: so now we gotta make sure Regulus doesn't want Regulus to die.
Sirius: fantastic plan but have you met Regulus
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yourlocalbadgerscales · 1 month ago
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Barty: Mrwhehehehehghh 👺 Sirius: That was the most evil laugh I’ve ever heard Barty: Bet. Barty: MRWHWHEHHHEHEHEHEHGHSCHHH 👺👹 Sirius: You sound like you just murdered someone Barty: Fuck, am I that predictable? Sirius:… Barty: What wasn’t predictable was the amount of blood, though Barty: God damn Sirius: *backs away slowly* Regulus, why is he your friend Regulus: *shrugs* Evan: *putting an arm around Barty’s shoulder* How many? Barty: Victims or stab wounds? Evan: Victims. Sirius: *in shock* Barty: 58 Evan: *didn’t hear him* 59? Barty: Yes, if you count the one I’m still planning *shrugs* Sirius: Regulus: If you can’t tell, you’re next- Sirius, horrified: *whispering* I know.
Based on a chat I just had with my best friend 💅 (I’m Barty)
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whydousernamesevenexist · 5 months ago
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How do we feel about (platonic) bitchkiller being besties pre-Hogwarts?
I personally think they would be fucking menaces.
Imagine two intelligent children from old wizarding families. They first met as very young children. But then after some time they met again at some friendly visit between the two families. The adults go discuss something together.
Sirius is about nine and Regulus and Barty are eight (I think those are their age differences, right?). They are left alone together.
At first they just stare at each other, not really knowing how to act because they were trained by their parents for social interactions, but right now there are no parents in sight and none of them actually want to be polite.
Then Regulus picks up a book, because he doesn't really want to interact with either of them, and Sirius and Barty quickly understand that neither of them is a rule follower.
They ask Regulus if he wants to go with them, and when he says no, they leave him alone.
They go around the house, absolutely wrecking anything and everything. They break quills just because they can. They spill potions, or mix them for fun. They draw moustaches and glasses at the portraits despite the portraits' protests. They go to the kitchen and convince the elves to give them sweets.
At some point they go to the piano, but instead of playing it they just smash the keys randomly, and compete over who can make it sound worse.
They're maniacally laughing the whole time.
When they get caught, I think there could be two outcomes:
1. Their parents scold them and punish them, and then have a long conversation in fake-polite voices that is basically just them saying "I'm sorry, Mrs. Black, my son is a menace and a bad influence, I should've kept my eye on him," and "nonsense, Mr. Crouch, it's definitely not Bartemius' fault. Sirius is older and should have been more responsible. I'll make sure to properly discipline him." And they insist on it being their child's fault to the point where they are arguing while fake-smiling and Sirius and Barty are trying not to laugh.
2. Again, they get scolded and punished, but the parents blame the other's kid, and they argue about it. And Sirius and Barty are once again trying not to laugh.
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yourgalgremlin · 10 months ago
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Platonic Bitchkiller
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Padfoot & Risky: Did I make his animagus a raccoon bc I found this raccoon’s insta?? Hell ya I did.
HC: Sirius & Barty barely tolerate each other, but their animagus forms get along like a house on fire 🔥
HC: Risky is a scoundrel & a thief. He’s always on the run from Animal Control & plotting to heist Regulus’ fancy cat food. He’s an arsonist; he’s just a lil guy.
The name: Bitchkiller? RISKFOOT? Suggestions?
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silverameco · 3 months ago
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A conversation that I believe happened at some point, probably more than once :
Barty : *talking about Sirius* what a fucking cunt
Regulus : Fuck off Barty, nobody but me insults Sirius
Barty : but a hot one
Regulus : ......what
Barty : still an asshole though *sigh that is unclear if annoyed or dreamy*
Regulus : I'm going to murder you.
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knockoff-conlon · 8 months ago
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no. the relationships we need more of are the toxic ones. the ones where they really need each other to be there but they resent the fact that they need each other. the ones where they punch each other in the face and then clean their wounds. where they'll rip each other to shreds with their words and then watch tv and eat ice cream together. where they've seen each other screaming and crying and throwing up on their knees and would never tell anyone but don't remember the other's birthday.
i am a sucker for those sorts of relationships. where everything sucks and hurts and they hate each other but they've been around each other too long to leave now.
they just need to hate each other and need each other and really REALLY love each other.
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daddysclownboy · 3 months ago
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WAIT HOW HAD I NOT HEARD OF THIS NAME
I’m not a fan of Barty x Sirius but bitchkiller is the funniest ship name ever
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bartythebabygorljr · 7 months ago
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HEY SHITHEADS
I’m Barty Crouch JR [this is an RP blog]
tag me in any stuff u want me to react to rahhh
I got this weird muggle website bc idk I was bored lmaooooo
it’s kinda cool but the MLP stuff looks like my nightmares came to life, ate one another and threw up again 😇
he/they ❤️‍🔥
student at Hogwarts rahhhh ⛓️
my dad suckssss but unlike ur mother last night he doesn’t swallow 😉
prolly mentally ill but nah 🔥
ultra black monster is my best friend 😈
My friends r cool and also on here bc everyone finds it impossible to say not to me bc im the coolest:
@evanmp3 - Evan - my darling Rosieeeee❤️ MY BOYFRIEND IM SO IN LOVE WITH
@reg-can-swim - Reggie - says I ‘forced him on here’ 🙄🙄🙄 [I love tjat little depressed victorian boy]
@panda-is-pan - Dora💖 - cool ass witch and objectively one of the best people ever
@cas0meadows - Dorcas <333, she scares me but I love her
@prongsieb0y James. Ugh. Yawn. BORING. Hot. Not saying I like him but if it was a party and he asked to kiss me I’d probably fold like a deckchair 🧍
@remus-john-mo0ny-lupin - Remus. HOTTEST MARSAJFER BU FSR U GUYS
@siriuslyhotterthanyou - Sirius 😍😍😍 lowkey enemies 2 lovers - bitchkiller 4 life
@the-one-and-only-lily-evans - Lilyyyyy - I think she’s really cool :D
@mar-lean-into-me - MARLSSSS - chaotic platonic loml
@peterpeterthepumpkineater - Pete - chill chess boy
@maryhadalittlemaggic - MARY ! She seems rlly cool
@emmy-vance333 - Emmelineee - Mary’s best friend and seems chill :3
@alice-f0rtesc - Alice - I’ve heard rumours she’s actually a supernatural being made of never melting ice cream :3
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(OOC again: main blog is @thedvilsinthedetails my personality is…the exact same as on here LMAO)
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orchideous-nox · 2 months ago
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What’s a ship you just can’t get behind and why?
Anything with incest. There are too many people who are chill with shipping siblings and I cannot get behind it.
If we're ignoring the incest and shipping professors with their students (especially while they are children), then I guess there are a few romantic ships I can't get behind that people will be opinionated on like prongsfoot, moonwater, bartylus, bartylily, bitchkiller, sunrose, prongstail, snily and a few others but it could end up being a kinda long list...
I think some ships work so well platonically like prongsfoot, moonwater and prongstail but (and I'm going to be so blunt) friends don't have to put their dicks in each other. I've mentioned this before that sometimes really strong connections can be more powerful if they've never had romantic or sexual interest. Friendships can be so important and making them fuck just kinda takes away from that sometimes. Not everyone can be friends to lovers, I'm so sorry.
I also just can't see several ships working because they would actually hate each other and not in a fun hate sex kind of way. Like I'm sorry, Lily would not be able to stand next to Barty for 5 seconds without wanting to slap him and as much as he would enjoy that it's just not a vibe for me.
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noblehouseofgay · 2 months ago
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Once again ranking ships bc A) I can, B) I've learned of more ships since last time, and C) I'm bored and have opinions
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
1 jegulus (nothing will ever beat them. Ever. Nothing. They are everything to me and the more people hate them the more I love them)
2 rosekiller (my beloved psychos. Nobody matches their freak like each other)
3 wolfstar (duh. I can't imagine someone not shipping them)
4 dorlene (fucking lesbian icons I love them)
5 pandalily (ethereal. Fucking. Ethereal.)
6 moonwater (truly it's growing on me but it's not endgame. But I like the idea of them bonding after the prank)
7 bartylus (I like it but not as endgame. Definitely exes/fwb tho)
8 marylily (They're so sweet together)
9 rosestarsunkiller (spicy)
10 marpanlily (ugh three goddesses im not worthy)
11 sunkiller (I like it when it makes Evan and reg jealous)
12 rosewater (same as the last but reversed)
13 Mary and sirius (I read once in a fic that sirius asked what sucking dick was like while she was sucking his and thats canon to me, aka they both realized they're fruity through each other)
14 jily (I don't like it, we know that. Feels bland and too- idk, stereotypical? Idk, I'll never like it, partly bc I'm stubborn)
15 prongsfoot (it feels too incest-y for me but I think they're not romantic not platonic- but a secret third thing)
16 bitchkiller (I think they've thought about hate fucking but that's it)
17 wolfbucks (I don't have a problem with it but I just don't see it)
17.5 moonrose (same as the last one, I just don't see them being more than friends)
18 blackkinnon (wlw mlm besties. That's a lesbian and a homosexual right there)
19 anything with snape (why is this even on my list ew)
20 literal incest (please fall off a cliff!! What do you mean you ship incest!! Very pureblood of you!!)
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ramblingsfromthytruly · 3 months ago
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Fav character: mary, lily & sirius
Favourite romantic ship: nobleflower, marylily & wolfstar
Favourite platonic ship: prongsfoot & mary-&-sirius (idk what they're called but they're so underrated)
Rarepair i really like: bitchkiller (i THINK that's sirius & barty right?? but why's sirius a bitch omg 😭) & lily-&-barty (i forgot what they're called)
Fav hc: ooh i have SO many but to pick one i'd say marlene being an ultimate simp for effie (technically most of the ships themselves are hcs lmfao)
Character i kin: remus & lily
tagging but absolutely no pressure and i'm sorry if i didn't tag anyone and also sorry if you've already been tagged by someone else: @littlegayduck @all-too-unwell-13 @cressthebest @jess-quillkiller
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favorite character(s): Evan, Emmeline
favorite romantic ship: Rosekiller
favorite platonic ship: Regulus & pandora
a rarepair you really like: Rosestar, Bartylily
your favorite hc for any character: Evan loves anything strawberry (flavored, scented, ect)
what character you kin: Evan
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olivers-cocoapuffs · 1 year ago
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HELLO MY MOON!!
im here to talk about bitchkiller vs. bartylus and why bitchkiller is a much healthier relationship.
(this isnt bartylus slander btw)
okay one of the main differences in bartylus compared to bitchkiller, is communication.
both barty and regulus are not vocal with how they are feeling, and dont express what makes them upset, causing them to blow up over time due to bottling all of their issues and not speaking of them.
WHERE AS BARTY AND SIRIUS ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. i do agree that sirius has difficultys expressing how hes feeling, but he does express when hes angry and hurt. so it would make the relationship a lot healthier because sirius is capable of showing barty what angers him, saddens him or just generally upsets him.
i also believe that sirius would help barty crack out of his shell and show him how hes feeling, where as regulus doesnt know how to express feelings so he wouldnt know what to do or say even if barty showed him how he was feeling.
another point
i feel like there would always be a barrier between regulus and barty, because they were friends prior relationship. like they would be too scared to show affection towards eachothers because they were worried that if they ever split, so would their friendship??
but with sirius and barty, there would be no barriers because if they ever break up, there would be no friendship to salvage. they would be able to show their appreciation and show eachother proper affection. they wouldnt need to fear the thought of their friendship because of breaking up, because there was no friendship?? they would be able to love eachother without thinking they are loving their friend, do u know what i mean??
sorry that was rlly long (like my diq lmao)
okay i js wanted someone to talk to about this.
HELLO MY STAR
I had to put on my glasses for this
(I’m all for bartylus slander so idm either way)
I think that both ships would have very toxic fights?? Bartylus because regulus is very passive aggressive and I don’t think he’d hesitate to bring up topics he knows will hurt barty. Bitchkiller would have more screaming matches though
I can imagine one of either barty or sirius going to slap the other in an argument (w no actual contact, he realised before that) and just broke down and cried :(
Idk I feel like regulus would be too much of a wuss to confess to barty, and barty is just oblivious when it comes to feelings. He’d be like “but in a bro way??” And Evan would want to stab him in his sleep. There’s also the fact that they could be scared to fight, cause they think that one fight will mean the end of their entire relationship (platonic and romantic) so when they eventually fight, it would be really explosive
sirius & barty also don’t have mutual friends (other than reg but I’m not counting him in a canon setting) so they wouldn’t feel pressured by mutual friends to stay together. There’s none of the “but if we break up, what will happen to our group??” And they’re just in love For Them And No One Else
lot less pressure
I enjoyed it (ofc)
always happy to help
The Americans* are awake so I’m off to have my character slandered 🥰
*my stranger things friends
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w-stachu · 3 months ago
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Favorite characters
Regulus Acturus Black
Sirius Orion Black
Remus John Lupin
Pandora Rosier
Lily Jade Evans
Favorite ships
Wolfstar (Remus/Sirius)
Jily (James/Lily)
Moonkiller (Remus/Barty)
Moonwater (Regulus/Remus)
Bartylily (Barty/Lily)
Moonchaser (Remus/James)
Rosekiller (Evan/Barty)
Evan(s) (Evan/Lily)
Pandalily (Pandora/Lily)
Marylily (Mary/Lily)
Dorlene (Dorcas/Marlene)
Favorite platonic ships
Prongsfoot (James/Sirius)
Bartylus (Barty/Regulus)
Lovekiller (Luna/Barty)
Moonwater (Remus/Regulus)
Moonflower (Remus/Lily)
Regulily (Regulus/Lily)
Lilypad (Lily/Sirius)
Fairyseeker (Pandora/Regulus)
Seaseeker (Marlene/James)
Blackinnon (Sirius/Marlene)
Evans Sisters
Black Brothers
Rosier Twins
Bitchkiller (Sirius/Barty)
Regupete (Regulus/Peter)
Wisestar (McGonagall/Sirius)
Suntail (James/Peter)
Peterpan (Peter/Pandora)
Moongift (Remus/Pandora)
Favorite headcanons
French Black Brothers
Polish Remus
German Peter
British James
Czech Lily
Remus, Lily and Regulus owned Book Club
McGonagall is James' Godmother
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sxge-ast3rs · 2 years ago
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platonic bitchkiller would rule the fucking world but have u heard of this crack ship that prongsieboi on tiktok made? Part (peter and barty), then there's also pool party (peter barty regulus), political party (peter barty and Evan I think), roadkill (James and barty), liltemius (self explanatory)
I learned today that there's a ship for barty x Sirius called bitchkiller. do I ship them? absolutely not. do I think that's the funniest thing I've ever seen? yeah
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orchideous-nox · 2 months ago
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Least fav ships? common or rarepair :3
I answered something similar here!
I think there are some ships that are great platonically that I can't get behind romantically like moonwater and prongsfoot, I enjoy them as friends.
But then there's ships like bitchkiller and bartylily and rosechaser (i think that's James and Evan's ship name) that I just don't think could stand being in the same room as one another for more than 5 minutes.
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mi-stress-of-chaos · 3 months ago
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Thanks for the tag 😁
Favourite character: Sirius Black
Fav Romantic Ship: Wolfstar and Rosekiller is a close second
Fav platonic ship: Bartylus and Prongsfoot.
Rarepairs: Omg they are too many. Sunkiller, moonwater, bitchkiller, Evan(s), rosestarkillerchaser (that's technically not a pair), pandalily ( I'm not sure if they are a rarepair cause I see marylily in most fics), blackcest (no I won't explain) etc
Fav headcanon: 1) Bartylus and Prongsfoot were each other's first kiss and gay awakening. Evan and Remus just accepted that their boundaries are thin as fuck and just go with the flow. 2) Desi James my beloved 3) Evan and Barty are freak4freak but people don't believe it cause Evan seems sane on the surface. 4) Rosekiller invited Reg for a 3some but he would refuse. When jeggy happened the invitation changed to 4some and after some talk they did it. 5)Dorlene happened in 3rd year and they watched the rest of the couples flail around each other while laughing at them.
Charecter I kin: Barty Crouch Jr
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marauders fandom get to know me
favorite character(s): Evan, Emmeline
favorite romantic ship: Rosekiller
favorite platonic ship: Regulus & pandora, james & marls & peter
a rarepair you really like: Rosestar, Bartylily
your favorite hc for any character: Evan loves anything strawberry (flavored, scented, ect)
what character you kin: Evan
@aesthetic-writer18 @starcrossedmoony @regulus-smith @accio-atticus @my-castles-crumbling @foxalade @morallyundefined @cheekyboybeth and anyone else!
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