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Evan pierced himself first and barty got soooo turned on he said he wanted one too

Thats why barty got his first piercing.

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i’m proud of you for facing the days you really don’t want to face

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but can i be your favorite sad little freak???

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Evan calling Barty b and Barty calling Evan Rosie is literally my favorite thing ever

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Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

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poetic wanking that is lol

hate it when jerking off doesnt make me sleepy. what was the fucking point

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I deeply believe sirius would be obsessed with the rocky horror picture show. He saw it for the first time with remus at a drive-in during the summer after they finished school and that was it. Bonded for life. Time wrap sung in the shower. Dr frank n furter costume for Halloween and all that.

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i am 100% sure that rosekiller would do the “everywhere i go, i keep her picture in my wallet like, take a look at my girlfriend” trend. i know it, i just know.

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I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

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Sirius was a deep sleeper. Nothing could wake him in the middle of the night. He would sleep like a fucking baby.

But then he got together with Remus, and whenever Remus would wake up in the middle of the night, so would Sirius. It started as concern of Remus with things like "Is he okay?" "Should I bring water?" "Is he in pain? Does he need something?" and so he developed a sixth sense to whenever Remus would wake up only at night, so would Sirius.

Of course they would end up cuddling back to sleep.

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rosekiller have each other’s mugshots in their wallets

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towel - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 255

Remus knew he should stop staring. It wouldn’t be easy to explain, after all, if Sirius caught him. But the fact that his roommate (and best friend) had developed the habit of simply exiting the bathroom in a towel after taking a shower was doing horrible things to Remus’s mind. Namely, all thoughts seemed to disappear as soon as he took in the image of pale, tattooed, muscular skin against soft white cloth. 

But he did his best to hide his hungry gaze. Because Gods, what would happen if Sirius saw? He’d been able to avoid his feelings throughout all of their years at Hogwarts, and now that they were living alone in a flat, he wasn’t going to give in. Sirius was too important to him. So that morning, when Sirius opened the door, steam curling sensuously around his body, single piece of fabric knotted low on his waist, Reus gritted his teeth and did his best to look away. 

Until Sirius cleared his throat and said, “Morning, Moons!”

And then Remus’s eyes locked on Sirius’s before slowly moving downward, gazing at the trail of hair below Sirius’s bellybutton and licking his lips despite himself.

“M-Moony?”

Remus knew he’d fucked up before he even looked up. “S-sorry,” he mumbled, blushing and turning away.

But Sirius didn’t reply. Instead, there was just the sound of a soft thump.

And when Remus turned to figure out what it was, he saw it: Sirius had dropped the towel to the ground, a questioning smirk on his face.

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called - March 2 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 258

“James?” Regulus called, walking into their shared flat and dropping his things on the table by the door before taking another few steps down the hall. “Jamie?”

There was a thump! followed by James’s voice saying, “shit, shit, shit!” and Regulus frowned, a bit nervous about what he was about to walk into. Slowly moving towards the kitchen door, Regulus steeled himself, trying to imagine what his boyfriend could possibly be doing. But as images of food on the ceiling or James and Sirius hanging from the walls flashed through his mind, he just continued forward, knowing whatever he found would probably be ten times worse.

Of course, James surprised him, as usual, when Regulus entered the room only to see the man in question standing precariously on a chair, hanging a giant banner that said ‘Happy 1000 day anniversary!’

“James…” Regulus murmured, bringing a hand over his mouth to hide his smile, “what is this?”

“Oh!” the taller man twisted on the chair, losing his balance a bit and dropping what seemed to be his second roll of spell-o-tape, if the earlier noise and the roll on the floor were any indication. But after he settled himself, he shot Regulus a blinding grin. “Hi, baby! Did you know we’ve been together for a thousand days?”

And all Regulus could do is laugh before sending a spell towards the banner to stick it to the wall. “You…are ridiculous,” he murmured, helping James off the chair. 

But his huge grin was enough to show James how happy he was.

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pretend - march 2 - black brothers - background jegulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 285

Regulus couldn’t help but stare as James grinned at Sirius, pulled him into a hug, and bid him goodnight. James’s smiles, his laughter, the way he radiated good…it was entracing. 

“Goodnight, Reg,” James said, throwing Regulus a little wave and a smile that made Regulus’s stomach flip-flop, before turning toward the hall that led to his bedroom.

“Night, Potter,” he murmured, biting back his own smile and fighting his instinct to go bright red. Gods, he wondered what it was like to hug Potter, too. Suddenly, he wanted nothing more.

As soon as the Gryffindor left, Sirius turned to Regulus and rolled his eyes at him pointedly. “You two can stop pretending, you know,” he scoffed, relaxing on the couch in the Potters’ sitting room. “You’re dead obvious.”

“Obvious?” Regulus demanded, trying to keep a straight face.

“How long have you two been snogging?” Sirius asked, narrowing his eyes.

“Sn-snogging? We haven’t!” he answered truthfully, though he’d been wanting to snog the other boy for longer than he cared to admit.

“Liar,” Sirius said confidently. “The way you both look at each other? The way he won’t stop going on about you? Like I said, neither of you are good actors. Really, the fact that you two haven’t told me…”

But Regulus was too busy having an existential crisis to keep listening. James Potter went on about him?”

“...I mean, practically drooling the other day, and–” Sirius continued, oblivious to Regulus’s realization.

“Sirius, we really haven’t kissed,” Regulus interrupted. “We–I thought he didn’t like me. Like that,” he admitted softly.

Sirius’s eyes grew wide. “Oh…well…oh. Well, I guess….damn, you two’re even stupider than I thought,” he said, grinning. “Guess now you can kiss, eh?”

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Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.