#sirius x barty

[del-stars]

thinking about post-prank bitchkiller again ugh. thinking about how barty would see it before sirius does: that this is just a phase for him, something he's going through - that once sirius' friends accept him back, he isn't going to talk to barty anymore, he isn't going to want to fuck in empty classrooms where they could get caught anymore, he isn't going to want to fly drunk on his broom or experiment with potions to see how fucked up they can get anymore. sirius' increasingly violent self-destructiveness is the product of a temporary circumstance, nothing more. but this is barty's life, this is the way he's always been, and he has been tricked into thinking he found someone who understood it. that is humiliating. he can see this even when sirius can't, and so he begins to resent sirius, all while clinging more and more desperately onto him because he knows it's fleeting. it's going to end - sirius is going to go back to a more normal and much healthier version of himself, and barty is going to be stuck like this, forever. the only thing he can do is try to yank sirius so far down that he doesn't remember how to climb back up.

[c4mrynp]

I've come to the conclusion that no matter what ship (as long as its gay) Sirius likes his men tall.

[crimsonlovebartylus]

barty and sirius jealous of remus and regulus, thinking they are dating and whole time at their book club they are talking about "do you think he likes me?", "barty look so hot today", "your brother took his shirt off and i almost died.

[junefl0wers]

best friend’s brother trope but it’s moonwater and deathstar (barty x sirius)

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

Marauders incorrect quotes

Barty: you know, I blame james for all this

Barty: and sirius too. I blame him

Sirius: what did I do?

Barty: I’m sure you did something

[le-suspect]

barty is thrown into the cell next to sirius'. they both hate this and appreciate the irony of finding themselves ending up in the same place as the person they despised for years. they spend the first week arguing and insulting and screaming at each other.

and then one particular bad night barty wakes up from a nightmare and found sirius talking to the regulus star. next things you know they're sharing stories about regulus, sirius from when they were children, and barty from when they were teenage boys at hogwarts.

they end up bonding over the person they both love and their grief. they both appreciate the irony in their only source of comfort being the person they despised for years.

[stxrrnightjxr]

What if I said AU with moonwater, sunrose (? James and Evan?), and bitchkiller??

What then??????

[siriusblackdevotee]

what about endgame bitchkiller except it's not really a happy ending because they go on a downward self destructive spiral? Like Sirius never gets better, never gets his senses back, never gets back together with Remus, so all he has is Barty and Barty literally never even wanted to get healthy. I do see Sirius clinging to him because he really has no other option but how would it end with Barty? Barty wins because he gets to have Sirius fully, it's set in stone....but what after that? Is he satisfied with this outcome? Is he happy?

Maybe they'll be happy in their little world of self loathing???

[jeguluses]

sirius and james have been sleeping together for a long while before sirius makes the mistake of calling james his boyfriend. when james insists what they’ve been doing is entirely casual, sirius does what he always does to clear his mind. he goes to get a new tattoo.

but marlene, who usually inks him, is unavailable today and instead, her apprentice will be able to help him. he’s skeptical but he’s already got a few bad impulse tattoos, what’s one more?

barty is crass and insensitive and very fucking smart. he make sirius laugh and sirius finds himself asking about barty’s own tattoos as the man etches into his skin. barty is wicked and he’s damn good with the tattoo gun.

the encounter ends with barty following sirius out for a smoke that has sirius pressed up against the side of the shop in the alleyway, his shirt rucked up and barty’s wicked mouth on his neck.

if sirius didn’t have a boyfriend, then james won’t mind hearing all about this encounter later. maybe james will even want a taste of barty for himself.

[del-stars]

we need more of sirius finally breaking up with remus and being free to be a whore with barty🙏

okay here's the thing. sirius actually WANTS to wait. like wolfstar get together kinda young and for obvious reasons i think sirius would be very nervous to trust someone else with his body. and while sirius knows that he's very classically beautiful he has this aversion to sexualising himself. remus is very patient & understanding & would literally never push sirius to do something he doesn't want to do, so wolfstar have this very nonsexual relationship that is making zero progress on that front.

the problem is that sirius kinda needs someone to demonstrate what normal sexuality looks like. enter barty 'corruption kink' crouch jr stage left. whatever the reason for the wolfstar breakup, sirius is spiralingggggg & determined to like. the most harmful things he can think of, & once barty hears the rumor that sirius black is a virgin he is determined to be the one to take it. this is sirius' first time directly confronting the fact that someone wants to fuck him: remus had never been explicit about it so as not to make sirius uncomfortable, but barty quite literally walks up to him and says i'd like to fuck you. sirius is doing everything he can to distance himself from who he was with remus so he does. they (of course) get veryy toxic once they start having sex: sirius lets barty do whatever he wants because he doesn't care very much about himself and because it's one of the only forms of validation he can get, and barty gets off on turning the former virgin into a slut. they have zero boundaries and sirius def does some things he heavily regrets later, but the sex is good.

meanwhile remus is SUFFERING seeing sirius covered in hickeys and in his third detention of the week for getting caught fucking in a classroom. remus ofc thinks it's because sirius didn't trust him, or maybe he's just sad that sirius has let all of his boundaries go, but mostly he feels possessive. he's always wanted to fuck sirius, but seeing someone else do it drives him insane, because it was supposed to be him. personally i do think remus would be running thru gryffindor tower a) because it's his god-given right as a nerd w a huge dick and b) to prove to sirius that he's a man with needs! it very effectively makes sirius feel bad for not 'satisfying' remus when they were together.

the reality of it is sirius didn't want to give remus the power to hurt him by having sex with him, but he really doesn't care if barty does, because the core act of having sex with barty is harming himself, in a way. if/when wolfstar gets back together sirius wouldn't be the same sexually w remus because he respects their relationship and wants to do it in the non-toxic way

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

barty crouch jr you nasty bitch you wanted to fuck both black brothers at the same time whore !!!!!!!!!!!!

[crimsonlovebartylus]

wolfstar & bartylus on date:

Sirius: so what are YOUR intentions with my brother.

Barty: no. what are YOUR intentions with mine.

Remus:

Regulus:

Remus: what? no? i'm an only child

Barty: *whisper hisses* not anymore, you're my brother now. *turns to sirius and points* now, speak black

Sirius: well uh.. well.. my intentions are to.. be with him forever.. uh.. *blinks*

Regulus: I swear to god.

[lady-stardust-sirius]

Loving my jewellery I may or may not have stolen barty’s shirt

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

barty "baby, I'm yours" crouch jr

[le-suspect]

‘that ship doesn’t even make sense they never even interacted in canon!’ have you considered that i ship characters based on their dynamics and the potential they could have had if they did interact

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

What in the BitchKiller?