#evan x sirius

[c4mrynp]

I've come to the conclusion that no matter what ship (as long as its gay) Sirius likes his men tall.

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

want a lobotomy, baby girl?

[lady-stardust-sirius]

Me, Evan and Barty

credits to our amazing boyfriend Remus for taking it <3

@free-dissections @free-executions @remus-moony-lupin2034

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

okay need to say that i'm addicted to your intro post.... sirius is brat & u get it. also rosebitchkiller?????? your mind. you've opened my eyes to something. pls yap on it

hi i literally love you youre so cool SO

this made me think bc i usually think of them in a au-ed world ? not a canon thing. but i like making canon things. sawr.

established rosekiller

rosekiller isnt exclusive exclusive . theyre like friends w benefits atp

evan's had a crush on sirius since he like saw him and it never went away

barty thought regulus was cool and when he met sirius he started harboring a small obsession over him

evan and barty are toxic and bad-with-feelings and just generally horrible people (x) and they fight a lot and break up a LOT

while the prank is happening in the marauders' pov, evan and barty break up

sirius comes home for christmas that year even though he usually spends it at hogwarts and barty is haha also there

-i feel like sirius def pities barty. i mean he does canonically yes, but in-school, he just sees a kid who fucking hates his stuck up dad with stupid high expectations who's never content? that w how he hates regulus and projects his worry for regulus onto barty is .

barty gets Attention from Cool Older Brother who's all suave and idgaf and mean and his little obsession turns bigger

sirius "ive never seen healthy forms of romantic love" black is . relishing in barty's obsession.

he hates barty obviously, because what's a good kid doing hanging out w dark art kids ?? but like also Mmm Attention <3

when he's not with his mother, he's with barty

they also like fuck btw like yuckily too bc theyre fucked up

(this all happens over the . like . two week? idk/ christmas break)

when they get back to hogwarts - that's when things get interesting

rosekiller get into a rather violent fight bc evan is like "not only did you commit to another person, its SIRIUS BLACK????"

(barty did not commit . but thats for the bitchkiller post.)

and while this little thing is going on the marauders have healed and sirius is like "bartemius who 💀💀"

uh barty is Angry and Evan is kind of jealous and kind of relieved and kind of horny

evan and barty competing w each other to get sirius' attention

(barty usually gets it, but like it's nothing special)

(the sexual tension is great on e&b's part sirius is just "what do these horny fucks want")at

uhh it turns into three-way flirting

also i didnt metnion but like all three of them HATE each other like evan finds barty obnoxious and sirius a faker (he loves them both) sirius finds evan ew because dark arts and barty a loser because... well. he is. and barty finds them both irritating but unfortunately the pinnacles of male beauty (hes really horny i fear)

uhh smoothly turns into a threesome by the very end of sirius' fifth year

sirius runs away over the summer

back at hogwarts, he doesnt really want to go back to that weird toxic-threesome-thing he had w rosekiller because, again, he doesnt really like them and they dont really like him and they dont even really like each other and maybe sirius likes someone else? remus or james or whoever? and sirius wants to build Healthy relationships?

sirius clings to james a more at the start of hogwarts (naturally) and barty is who sirius is more averse to talking to because he's usually harsher and gets angry easier and is less easier to intimidate

so evan and sirius talk a bit, for once, like have. real conversations. and get to know each other.

sirius has a buzzcut btw (i have STRONG feelings about this) so evan gets one too

evan is Weird and knows in detail about very obscure things and sirius is and always has been attracted to knowledge. while w barty it was more of a debate thing, w evan he can just spill information and listen to evan's too without it being competitive

also evan is more of a bitch so sirius doesnt deem him a threat to his mental health

ALSO !!! barty flips between hypersexual and sex repulsed like a light switch so evan and sirius are used to fucking, like just the two of them, a lot

but barty has fomo so they dont really hangout alone yk

oh and also barty and sirius dont really 'hangout' alone either because evan is very possessive

uhh but like yes they fuck again

its a not-really-friends with benefits situation

no feelings involved !! haha !!

till evan gets the dark mark :3

(barty does too, but sirius doesnt know)

umm !! big !! fight

theyre very violent i didnt mention this but rosekiller have BLOODY fights. sirius isnt very prone to throwing a punch, he usually does enough damage by his tongue alone, but like he gets dragged into it sometimes

(and then JAMES gets involved too because of course he does...)

but like this fight is final and sirius is like "why are you guys even upset were just fucking 💀💀"

and uh btw barty and evan litr never stopped being obsessed w sirius and are just now realizing that sirius just does not gaf like FR how down bad they are (sirius doesnt know theyre like fr in love but like it wouldnt make a difference sawr)

uhh yeah so sirius breaks it off

and barty and evan are like fuck him

but also like i miss fucking him 💔💔

wait a minute we could just ... fuck eachother

for ever

hence rosekiller is birthed

then sirius graduates and literally never thinks about them again

well maybe he does

but only like "god they fucked good i need dick rn" and "i still scars on my waist tf"

and barty and evan are like resentful but also like ugh he doesnt gaf... thats so hot... but also like they found someone who matched their freak (each other) so theyre content

yerp

i hope this makes sense ☹️💔

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RoseStar Microfic:

Word Count: 329

“Sirius!”Evan scolded in a hushed voice as Sirius crawled into his bed beside him. “You could have gotten caught.”

“I wanted affection.”Sirius replied, smiling at his boyfriend.

“You could at least warn me before you sneak in here.”

“But that isn't as funn.”Sirius whined playfully.

Evan chuckled and held his arms out for Sirius. Sirius wiggled into them, cuddling up against Evan’s chest.

“I'm so in love with you, dumbass.”Evan said.

“I know you are.”Sirius replied.

“Do your friends know you do this?”

“They know I sneak out to see you, yeah.”

“And they don't care?”

“I'm happy. So it doesn't seem to matter who I'm happy with.”

“So you sleeping with a death eater is completely fine with them?”

“Mhmm.”

“Your family probably cares.”

“They’d be more than happy actually. For once I'm dating a pure blood. They just don't like that it's a guy.”

“It's a mystery to me how they can look at you and think you're not a flamboyant gay man.”

“Eh, they're just blinded by their stupid rules.”

“Yeah. How do James' parents feel about it?”

“They support whatever I wanna do. My mother calls them pretty often to warn them that they’re cultivating a horrible heir. She can piss off though. I don't need her money. She already threatens to disinherit me anyway. Maybe she should just do it already.”

Evan sighed softly and ran his fingers through his boyfriend’s hair. “You could have told me you were having a bad night, love.”

“Seems so… vulnerable. I'd rather just cuddle you and ignore all that shit.”

“Did Walburga write you another letter?”

“Yeah. Happens a lot. I should just get used to it.”

“Can I read it?”

“Just go to sleep, Ev. No point in any of that.”

Evan shook his head but took the hint not to push Sirius any further. He stayed up that night, making sure that Sirius would at least get a little sleep.

[resident-gay-bitch]

May 29; Rocky Horror

Ship; Sirius x Evan (rosestar/sevan)

@marauders-rarepair-fics MATURE THEMES! +18

"Oh, come on, Ev!" Sirius begged, already down on his knees and begging like a dog. Which Evan supposed was rather appropriate, but that's beside the point. "You'll look so good!"

"Sirius, I love you, but..." He muttered, holding up the costume his boyfriend was desperate for him to wear to this party, "I mean, this covers nothing."

"It covers the important bits!" Sirius insisted, "It's not like my costume covers much more."

"Yes, but you like being slutty." Evan glared at him, "I need trousers at all times."

Sirius huffed, pressing his face into Evans stomach with a groan, "But I've already got the image in my head, you'll be so sexy. Please, please, please! Just for me?"

Evan poked his boyfriend in the head, pushing him back enough to look in the eye, "I'll tell you what. You let me wear something with a little more coverage to the party, I promise I'll wear this underneath, and we can have our own party later."

Sirius was smiling immediately, clapping his hands together excitedly before planting a wet kiss on Evans mouth, running off to get ready.

Evan looked back at the tiny golden "shorts" that looked more like underwear than anything and sighed. He quickly changed into them, looking himself over in the mirror, noticing how they barely held anything in, the meat of his arse falling out. He's quick to put some trousers back on over the top, but happily putting the matching gold boots on his feet to appease his lovely boyfriend.

--

Evan certainly does not regret putting these gold little things on, when Sirius is in his own little get up, makeup smudged across hos face, sparkly black panties and a goddamned corset, crawling up the bed between Evans legs with a sultry shake of his tattooed hips.

"Hey, Rocky." Sirius mutters, voice so low it's all scratchy in the way that drives Evan insane, leaning down to lick right over Evans shiny, golden crotch, "Ready to get thrilled, chilled and fulfilled?"

Oh, thank Merlin for the the mans Rocky Horror obsession, Evan can't wait to get eaten alive.

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

sirius: i want to be with you for the rest of my life

evan: damn sounds like a marriage proposal

sirius, getting down on one knee: that’s ‘cause it is

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

bunny animagus!evan being chased by padfoot after he's been avoiding sirius all day

[mundrakan]

Ficrec

Look, @meloms-ao3 wrote a sweet little rare pair for me. I love some unexpected pairings, so this is pure gold, and she can write so much softer than me... give her a read, kudos, comment, it's really sweet :)

[del-stars]

some evan and sirius for the soul ...

slightly nsfw

ughhhhh THEM 💜

minus barty the sanity of their relationship simultaneously both radically increases and decreases (this is known as the crouch paradox). like sirius is def way more capable of a friends with benefits with evan but also the shit they get into is like. wowzers. evan has very little respect for sirius (bc evan is a proper pureblood heir and sees sirius as incapable of doing that and therefore less than) so they’re getting into some rly freaky stuff. like walking into the dorm and sirius is sat on the floor in a leash that evan holds the end of while he idly does homework type shit. also evan ‘weird about his twin sister’ rosier is 100% having weird thoughts about sirius and regulus. he sees sirius as an outlet for his depraved sexual fantasies and sirius who is desperate to be desired in any form is accepting what is offered mhmyup

relationship dynamic wise i feel like they would lowk work well… the true big silent one + shorter overexcited yapper duo. they’re that situationship that would kinda be a rly good couple but genuinely neither of them have feelings. with no barty to be weird and possessive over….. they could kinda make it

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

AND IS FUCKING ALL 3 OF HIS BEST FRIENDS AND HALF OF HIS LITTLE BROTHERS

Sirius being the first Black in history not to be in Slytherin but in Gryffindor and the first person ever to have escaped Azkaban is just so iconic and babygirl of him.

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

Sirius Black during pride month:

[flow33didontsmoke]

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

Rosestar headcanons??? 🙏🤲

hi i love you i love rosestar ummm im not very good at non-specific hcs but uhh ill try <3

evan had a crush on sirius since he was like. six. when he first saw sirius at some stuffy ball and sirius flipped druella off

evan saw glimpses of sirius when he stayed over for summer break at regulus' and turned into a teenage girl

(he talked regulus' EAR OFF and regulus wanted to cry)

they got together around evan's sixth year (sirius' seventh)

friends w benefits type of situation

hate sex but like. they actually hate each other.

actually, sirius hates evan and himself, evan is just kinda there ("why the fuck am i fucking a death eater what the fuck is wrong with me what the fuck what the fuck what the fu-")

evan's dyslexic and sirius' bedside is basically a library

evan gives sirius a tattoo (himself), something edgy (they're both, like, 16/17/18-ish,) like a serpent, wilted flower or black star or something

they had matching buzzcuts

evan's six ft and BUILT sirius is six ft and lean and they both share clothes so often they forget whose is what so sirius still has baggy jeans that don't quite fit and evan has shirts that stretch on his chest too tight

it's very slutty.

i dont wanna make this nsfw but like ughh they fuck NASTY

sirius is literally an asshole to evan 24/7. like . he hates him.

evan is like wowzers thats hot!

evans had certain dreams about reg and sirius both which he will never tell another soul about

(except barty. because barty is a freak.)

sirius plays instruments and evan does ballet

[cinnamoodles]

smut is great but do you know what’s better? heart wrenching, soul twisting angst that makes you want to cry (take my money)