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being alive……….. is a lot

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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So I'd like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.

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my watchlist is over 1,000 films and rapidly climbing. i scroll through my watchlist and 90% of the titles i’ve never even heard of. i see a single frame from a movie that looks cool or 1 review (that i didn’t even read) from someone i trust and Boom it goes on the watchlist. why? like at this point why even have the list. who am i kidding i love my watchlist i want it to be 1 million movies long

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sighs sadly

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french lesbians??

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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At least there's always transmasculinity and Arizona green tea for $.99

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*drops head onto the table* wilson’s got a girlfrienddddd

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*white-knuckling the table* am i funny yet? guys? am i funny yet?

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every post i make could be the incomprehensible german-english-every-language-i-know-how-to-swear-in smoothie it is in my head, but for the sake of being understood i shall rede klartext, mon dieu, scheiß die wand an το δια. dat sollt ned sin müsse. opp kölsch weil why the fuck not

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so do i rewatch conclave now or what

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i have sinned dear father, father i have sinned

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once again reminded of how good a song liar is

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new blog theme!!

you used the gif in the header before right? is it from a show or movie?

old recycled blog theme!! i hated the other one lol

yup it’s from back to the future