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Leverage AU where Nate does go into the priesthood … but still ends up doing the same thing.
“Bless me, father, for I have sinned.”
“Go on.”
“I knocked over a liquor store.”
“And why did you do that?”
“Well my mom’s sick. We can’t afford the pain medication, and I know alcohol is a bad pain reliever, but I don’t know how to break into a pharmacy, so …”
“OK, my son, what we’re going to do is, we’re going to get your mom her medicine. But I’m going to need your help. I need you to call the health insurance company, and tell them —“
“Is… is this my penance?”
“Uh yeah. Sure. Penance. Yeah.”
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Out of all the '86 flyboys who became like uncles to little Bradley, it wasn't Mav, it wasn't Slider, it wasn't even Wolf or Wood- who taught him his first swear word, it was Ice He'd done it with his nieces and nephews and little cousins before, so why would Bradley be any different? Of course, he figured one of the others would have beat him to it, but the shocked and speechless look on Maverick's face told him otherwise.
When no one had been looking, he'd quietly beckoned Bradley over with a "Hey, baby Goose, com'ere." When Bradley's little voice had proudly chirped "fuck" over the dinner table, Maverick had immediately choked on his food and dropped his fork while Carole immediately burst out in laughter so contagious, Ice couldn't help but catch on. Mav's pale face and shocked expression only making the situation funnier.
"Carol, I swear- I didn't- I never-" Maverick rushed to defend himself.
"Oh honey, I know. And I know I didn't, which means," Carol turned on Ice then, and damn. He didn't think of that. He figured Maverick would've already pulled the stunt. "Mr. Goody two-shoes, Thomas 'Iceman' Kazansky, is the first person to teach my son a swear word." Carol cackled while pointing and accusing finger at him.
"Ice-" Maverick implored in disbelief.
"Well, I figured-" Ice gestured over to Maverick while struggling to conceal his grin.
The conversation turned from their to all three adult coaching little Bradley on how, yes- that is a word, and no, it's not a very nice one that should ever be used, all while desperately trying to suppress their laughter.
However it was Ice who would suffer the unforseen consequences of his little prank, as over the years, neither Maverick nor Bradley- now proudly Rooster, would ever let him forget that it was Admiral Thomas "Iceman" Kazansky, Commander of the Pacific Fleet who had taught him his first swear word.
#icemav#top gun#maverick#iceman#top gun 1986#top gun maverick#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#baby bradley#carol bradshaw#minific
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Derek's Journey Into House Husbandry
Listen, Derek's inheritance was $117 million, same as Peter's. Derek's childhood was spent in a multimillion dollar mansion, with his multimillion dollar family, and he's had an affinity for expensive muscle cars. Then, all the places he lived in after the fire were decrepit safety hazards.
What I'm saying is this boy was a pampered little rich kid for most of his life before living as a hobo for the rest of it.
I like to think that for the first few months of Stiles and Derek living together, Stiles learns very quickly that Derek isn't exactly well-acquainted with "middle-class living".
Just imagine:
When Stiles gets home from work, he asks if Derek could start boiling two cups of water so that Stiles can make rice for dinner after he takes a shower. To which, Derek says "Um...sure."
However, once Stiles finishes and comes to the kitchen, he's met with this:
So, okay, that's on Stiles. Sure, he noticed Derek ordered food a lot and ate out constantly, but it had never occurred to him that he was literally living on takeout because he could afford to. The only reason he wasn't right now was because Stiles had cracked down on takeout (Stiles still had to stay relatively healthy for his job, afterall).
Unfortunately for Stiles, this isn't a one off.
When it's time to tidy up the place a little bit, Stiles tells Derek that he'll vacuum the carpet if Derek will sweep the hardwood.
Unbeknownst to Stiles, Derek hasn't ever needed to sweep before. So, about a half hour later, Stiles checks in, and Derek is just-
sweeping side-to-side, kicking up dust in the air and just spreading it to different areas of the room like a cartoon character because he doesn't know that you're supposed to use the broom to gather the dust into a centralized area (the dust pan) to be thrown away.
But Stiles doesn't have it in him to find it anything other than endearing. It's hard not to when Derek is so fucking earnest. He wants to be helpful. He wants to know how to take care of a house of his very own. Fortunately, Derek's eager to learn and a very quick study.
He learns that dish soap does NOT go in the dishwasher. He learns about the difference between laundry detergent and fabric softener, about emptying the lint trap, about changing the A/C filter, about ironing, about all the vacuum attachments and how to change the bag.
And every time Derek succeeds a little bit at adulting, Stiles sees this spark of joy and sense of accomplishment that is absolutely adorable.
It's not long before Derek takes to being a house husband like a fish to water. Which, honestly? Suits him. It isn't unusual nowadays to find Derek baking bread and watching telenovelas while Stiles is at work, or comparing cantaloupes at the grocery store in a cable knit cardigan and sweat pants.
Watching Derek do a little fist pump to himself every time he earns gas points on his rewards card at the grocery store makes Stiles want to melt into the floor.
#sterek#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#tyler hoechlin#dylan o'brien#mieczysław stiles stilinski#minific#Derek the house husband
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Oh god I know what we need in the next companion.
A compulsive liar.
I don’t mean like Clara, I mean like that one friend you had when you were six. A born con artist, who maybe even tries not to, but it just slips out. Someone who learns the Doctor’s beliefs physically change reality because whatever the Doctor believes about them is now true.
They tell the Doctor they’ve been a sprinter since they were nine and they were running for the school at eleven, county at thirteen, and they were on track to go to the olympics but decided at the last minute focussing on their A-levels was more important, but they can still sprint at over 24 miles per hour so they’re gonna be able to outrun the crashing ship that’s heading right towards them no problem.
And they do.
#minific#dissociative identity doctor#we don’t do morally sketchy companions enough#even though we love them#if rusty doesn’t do it#big finish you can call me any time
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The library - Lucius Malfoy x Female Reader
Synopsis: You have a slight crush Lucius Malfoy, finding yourself easily flustered whenever he is near. When this starts to bring you unwanted attention, who will stand up for you?
Warnings: none, just slight angst and fluffy stuff at the end
This is just a short little one-shot that I wrote a few years back for my first request. I posted it on my old account but am just in the process of moving all my work over here!
Sighing, you flicked through the charms book laid out in front of you, landing on page 83. You shuffled through a few more pages and paused, frowning down at it.
“This is the right page, isn’t it?” you asked, turning the textbook to show your friend, “Because I could’ve sworn Binns said revision for muffliato was on this page, not self-defense charms.”
Glancing up at you, her eyebrows scrunched together as she reached out to pick up the book, bringing it closer to her bespectacled face, inspecting it.
“Y/n, this is the wrong textbook, you absolute billywig. We’re doing standard charms, this,” she stated, waving the book in your face, “is an introduction to charms book.”
“Oh Merlin, how did I manage that?”
She snorted, “They do look pretty similar I guess, except the one you want is almost twice the size.”
You looked away and laughed dryly, taking the book back, “It’s an easier mistake to make than you’d think. I’m going to go find the other one, I’ll be back in a bit.”
You untucked your chair from the table, trudging through the towers of bookshelves to the section where you had gotten the previous book. Sliding it back into the shelf, you stared around at the masses of similar-looking novels - all worn down shades of brown and thoroughly used. Who on earth thought it was a good idea to make them look practically identical?
After scouring almost every shelf for what felt like hours, you gave up, deciding to ask the librarian if they knew where to find it before the library closed up - which on reflection - you should've done in the first place. Hastily, you raced off around the corner, sending piles of books flying. Without this book, there was no way you’d be able to revise for your upcoming exams, let alone pass them.
As you approached the entrance, you saw a girl from your charms class, Beth, deep in conversation with Lucius; the boy you were absolutely head over heels for. With his smooth blonde hair and shimmering blue eyes, you couldn't be blamed - almost any girl would give up their soul for a chance with him.
You noticed that he happened to be holding a copy of 'Standard charms and spells' - exactly what you had been searching for. Hesitantly, you began to walk up to them, your heels scuffing the stone floor with each step and heart knocking against your ribs.
When you got closer, he turned to look at you, a small smile forming.
"Hi, Lucius," you started, fiddling with your fingers, twisting them into strange positions, "I noticed that you have the charms book I've been looking for, and I was just, uh, wondering if I could maybe, like, borrow it?" As he opened his mouth to reply, you spluttered out a mess of words, which sounded somewhat like an apology for interrupting his prior conversation. At that, there was a subtle flash of an obscure emotion across his features. You felt fairly confident that it was pity.
"Oh, no please don't apologise, I was actually just coming to put it back, but," he paused, his eyes flicking to look at Beth briefly, "I bumped into Beth an-"
"And he's said he's giving the book to me, but don't stress yourself, he wouldn't have given it to someone like you, even if you’d asked before me."
You flinched slightly at the sudden abrasive tone, bottom lip tucking between your teeth as your body froze up.
You stared at both of them for a moment, then scurried away back to where you'd been sat before.
As you retreated, you felt a pair of eyes on your back, no doubt judging you. Thoughts clouded your mind in embarrassment, what if Lucius found that funny? What if they are both doubled over behind you, laughing? You tried tirelessly to shake these worries from your mind as you headed back to the comfort of your friend.
When you got to the table, it seemed as though your friend had left already, as all her stuff was packed up and gone, but honestly you couldn't be mad at her, you had been gone for at least an hour.
So, you started grabbing all your stuff: your quill, parchment, inkpot and wand, and shoved them all into your satchel hurriedly.
You went to turn and sling your bag over your shoulder but found Beth standing behind you, in your way.
"Sorry, Beth, I really have to go, can you move over a bit?" you asked, chewing the side of your cheek.
"It's really obvious you know." she claimed, staring you dead in the eyes.
"What?"
"You always blush and stutter when he talks to you. It's not like he's interested in you, you know? He's a Malfoy, one of the Sacred Twenty-Eight. You're nowhere near as respected as him. In fact, hardly anyone even knows who you are."
With every word, your eyes glossed over more and more, tears welling up, on the verge of pouring down your face. You couldn't think of anything to say, she was right and that was what hurt, Lucius would never be interested in you.
Beth stepped towards you, trapping you between the table and her body.
"Just the other day, I heard him talking about you, I'm only saying this because thought you deserve to know. But he said that you're nothing but a desperate wh-"
"Beth," A loud, assertive voice came from behind a bookshelf, revealing Lucius as he walked over to you both, "Step away from her now."
When she stayed put, he wasted no time in pulling his wand out and pointing it at her. "Move. now." He growled out, stepping forwards and pressing the wand to her neck.
Her breathing sped up and she said nothing, but moved backwards, freeing you from her grasp.
"Now leave us, and do not speak to her that way again," he said, moving to your side, "Do you understand me?"
She murmured a quick yes and snatched up her wand, sprinting out of the library.
Lucius turned to face you, expression full of regret, his hand coming up to gently stroke you cheek. "I am so so sorry, love. I would have helped you sooner, had I known she was going to do that."
"It's okay, but what she was saying, wa-"
He hushed you, cupping your jaw, "None of it was true, sweetheart. For the record, I can definitely like someone as perfect and as lovely as you. In fact, how could I not?"
You beamed, looking up at him and then at his lips, "Can I?"
"Of course you can,” He replied, placing his hand on the back of your head and pulling you slowly into a kiss.
He pulled away, pupils filled with adoration, his warm hand grasping yours, "Now, how about we go to the common room, and I help you with this charms work, hm?"
#harry potter#lucius malfoy#chxrryhxrt writes#Lucius Malfoy x reader#Lucius Malfoy angst#Lucius Malfoy fluff#minific
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Breaking this into two because tumblr is being silly. umm swear warning and blood/injury mention Legend had never been squeamish. He wasn’t afraid of blood. But this was almost too much. The smell of his own blood…the quiet that followed after. The quiet following a fight was always deafening. He looked at his leg, and tested standing on it. His knee gave out from under him. He groaned, and clutched it, moving himself up against a tree. He wasn’t sure where his brothers went. He wasn’t sure if he was safe. The sun was setting. He had to move and he had to move quickly. There were eight of them! Surely someone would notice he was gone. His leg was bleeding badly and it hurt. He looked at it again. His breath left him, and a chill ran from his tailbone right up to the back of his neck. Someone was watching. He knew the feeling. A hand grabbed him, and he looked up quickly. Red eyes bore into his. “Relax, brother.” His voice is…oddly calm. Legend kicks away with whatever strength he can muster. He doesn’t get far, and a claw digs into his bleeding leg. He winces, biting down on his lip to prevent a noise from escaping. “I’m not your fucking brother.” He growls. “You’re…certain about that?” He smirks, looking down at his bleeding leg “Because last time I checked, somebody here has been to the dark world..” “I’m n-not like you.” He stammers. “You sure? Haven’t you been to the dark world yourself, bunny boy? And if I remember correctly, you take the form that, what was it, reflects what’s in your mind and heart? You’re just a little bunny, mind and heart alike. You are prey. All bark, no bite, little wabbit.” He snickers. “You wouldn’t hurt your brother, now would you?” “You’re not my brother.” He insists again. Dark Link shushes him, and his voice takes on a slightly mocking tone. “And yet, I’m just another reflection of you. Hm…who else falls under that category? If you’re not my brother, who is?” His smirk grows into a twisted grin. Legend doesn’t answer, still trying to move. He reaches for his sword, and his hand is grabbed. He’s not quick enough. Not when he’s injured. “C’mon, answer me. Who’s a reflection of you?” Legend’s words get stuck in his throat. The lizard peers into his eyes, and scowls. “Maybe this’ll jog your memory, Mister Hero?” He takes out a scarf. A long scarf, black and blue in color. Legend stiffens, and feels his mouth run dry. “W-where did you get that?” “Where do you think?” Legend grabbed him by the shoulders, a scowl fixed on his face. “What did you do to him!?” “Oh, like you care about that little merchant. You know, he’s just like me. A mirrored version of you.” “No-” “Then how do you reckon I got this?” he laughed. He laughed at Legend, and it…surprisingly…hurt. He felt like a little kid again. A kid too young to know what he was doing, a kid that was just not quick enough. “Did you hurt him?” His voice wavered more than he’d ever want it to. Since when did he care? Why did he care? He was just some freeloader, renting stuff to him, he wasn’t special- “You know, he was a good fighter, actually. Real quick guy. But y’know, not very…” He pauses for a second, mostly to gauge the other’s reaction. “Courageous, y’know.” “What did you do.” It’s a statement, not a question. Legend can feel a stinging in his eyes now, and he’s desperately trying to hold back crying.
“What do you think? You know, he’s got a very high pitched scream. ‘Please, stop it! Stop it!’, funny stuff, you know. Didn’t even have to really convince him to do anything, I took your looks and he bought right into it. I bet he really missed you. He came running to me.” He snickered. There were tears in Legend’s eyes, but he’d deal with that later. “Oh, and…this was for you. I think.” He tossed a ring into Legend’s lap, and he picked it up. Some type of purple gem, the ring made of gold, and Legend almost started crying just holding it. Why was it a ring? Why’d he get him a ring? He slipped it on his ring finger, and he felt something change. That was a powerful ring. Ravio made the ring. He knew magic when he felt it. Of course Ravio did something stupid like that. What an idiot. “Fuck you.” He stared right at him, and grabbed the sides of his head. His head moved forward quickly, and he slammed it into his nose. He pulled back with a hiss, black blood running from his nose. He jumped on Legend, digging claws into his arms. Legend kicked, and his foot connected with the lizard’s chest. His leg burned. For a moment, he was worried he wouldn’t make it. But Dark Link flew back, hitting a tree. He growled. Legend smirked. “You little-” Both their heads snapped to a noise in the bushes. There was a sigh, and then- The captain’s voice. His brothers had come to find him! He knew they’d make it. “Now.” He spoke calmly, and concisely, and Legend honestly expected to see one of his brothers but- a purple hood and a swinging hammer was not the first thing he expected to see coming from the bushes. The hammer connects with the Lizard’s head, and his body goes limp. The man in the purple hood, with a…uncharastically tattered robe, pauses. “Oh goddesses. I killed him. I killed him! He’s dead!” His voice raises quickly, and Legend can’t help but smile. Ravio. Ravio was alive. The stupid merchant was alive! He was so happy he could kiss the man right then and there.
Wait. He just thought about kissing Ravio. Fuck.
“He’s not dead, you probably just knocked him silly.” Wind came out of a bush, too.
Legend chuckled. “Rav,-” He cut himself off. His brothers were here. “-...io.” Great save. Great save, Link. “Ravio. Help me up.”
Ravio rushes over, and yanks Legend up. “Mister Hero, you’re alive!” He nods, groaning slightly, trying not to stand on his leg. “Yes..and..you are, too.” “You know this guy too?” Warriors chuckled. “So you’re the Mister Hero he’s been talking about.” “You know Ravio?”
“Yeah, he was in the war of eras, y’know, we needed wildcards like him.” Warriors motions to the Lizard, whose face is smashed and limp. “Y’know, they work well.” “He- YOU WERE IN THE WAR?” Legend sputtered. “Y’know, that’s a can of worms for later. Does anyone have a potion?” He chuckled dryly. Ravio pauses. “You’re paler than usual.” Warriors mutters before Ravio can say anything. “That’s not a compliment.” Ravio murmurs. “Wasn’t supposed to be, bunny boy.”
#linked universe#lu legend#lu ravio??#lu warriors#lu twilight#lu time#lu wild#lu sky#lu wind#minific
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Corroded Coffin are rehearsing a new, extremely thrashy, purely instrumental song.
Eddie said it didn't need words. They wouldn't do it justice. This was a song that should "Punch you through your chest, grab your spine and tear your skull right out," or at least that's what Eddie said it should do.
Eddie has already nailed the lead, and rhythm guitar parts, essentially thunderous, chugging, down-picked power chords, and a face-melting, ear-splitting solo that sounds like the guitar is howling in pain, screaming.
Gareth and Jeff try their best to replicate the beat Eddie is tapping out and the sounds he's making, and they match it precisely every time.
That's just what you had to get good at real fast when playing with Eddie. He might write down ideas and lyrics, but the music itself...forget about it.
"No. No. No!" Eddie throws himself backward over the empty beer crate in frustration. "Guys, I know it's not you. It's not right. I can't convey what is in my head. I just..." Eddie looks thoughtfully out of the garage, frowning slightly, trying to figure it out.
"How about me and Gareth put our thinking caps on and try to come up with a few things similar to what we already played," Jeff suggests brightly, turning back to Gareth on the kit, who already looks close to exhausted. They had been going at the song all afternoon.
Eddie leaps out of his seat, "What time is it?" he says with urgency looking intensely at Gareth.
"Time you gotta-" Gareth starts before getting cut off by Eddie running around and grabbing his wrist.
"Ok, ok!" Eddie runs into the house.
The band listens at the door.
"Henderson?...*mumbling*...Uh-huh...I just want your opinion on it...oh, I see...noooo, sorry my dude, I can't...oh, he can?...I guess...ok, cool, later" Even though Eddie had made the call to Dustin, his tone was like he was trying to sound as disinterested as possible.
The jangling of chains indicates Eddie is running back to the garage and everyone scrambles back to their original, casual positions.
Eddie bursts back through the door, a wicked grin on his face, "The answer is on the way. Just follow my lead. I need you to say absolutely nothing about it. Just listen and play, alright?"
The band nods. Everyone in Corroded Coffin had their turn to present songs to the band, and each had displayed their fair share of theatrics in rehearsal, so this kind of display wasn't unusual. But this was an Eddie epiphany, and these tended to be the most dramatic. Jeff and Gareth smile at one another knowingly. He had been working on his song since the hospital. He said it was inspired by something he saw when he was on the run.
"How about we take a break, huh?" Eddie says, producing a grocery bag of drinks and snacks for the band, "Take a short rest to max out HP before round 2, yeah?" Eddie unleashes his most charming smile, and of course, the band agrees, even though the practice had already overrun by about an hour.
Twenty minutes later, the familiar BMW rolls up on the driveway.
Dustin stumbles out of the car in his hurry and rushes towards the band, "So let's hear it!" He's totally hyped about being chosen for an opinion on a Corroded Coffin song.
"Yeah, in a minute..." Eddie says, watching the car.
Steve Harrington emerges, nods a greeting at everyone, and the look on his face reads whatever it was, he was over it. He leans back on the hood of his car, arms folded, and waits, occasionally checking his nails or looking around with a bored expression.
Eddie puts down his guitar and walks into the house.
Dustin stands gobsmacked, gesturing with his hands at the spot Eddie was just standing in and turning around, looking completely lost, to the other band members for answers, but they only have shrugs.
Moments later, Eddie re-emerges, but he's sneaking up behind the car. Something in his hands. Some kind of rubber bat or something. He pulls back his arm and throws it at Steve with all his might.
Steve almost leaves his body for a second when this thing makes contact with the side of his face. He hurriedly grabs it and rips it apart. Eddie is standing there, eyebrows raised and mouth slightly agape.
Then, Steve looks into his hands and turns to Eddie, looking less than impressed. Eddie is snickering, no, he's giggling, and walking backwards into the garage as Steve berates him, hand on hip, accusing finger pointing at a grinning Eddie.
Eddie circles around the drum kit, Steve still pacing after him, and he grabs Gareth's hand and puts it to his chest.
Gareth smiles, "Oooooh, I'm gonna need the double kick pedal for this one" Jeff raises his eyebrows and rushes to get it for him, and sets it up while Gareth can't move.
Eddie is still grinning wildly as Steve lectures him on the dangers of scaring someone who has nearly died on numerous occasions.
Dustin still looks absolutely bewildered until Gareth's sticks smack the skins of his drums, and the double kick pedals against the bass drum start to drown Steve out, even though he's still trying to make himself heard.
"Oh fuck yeah!!" Eddie shouts, "That's fucking it" Jeff follows the rhythm on the bass and starts to move around the notes for the scale in the designated key.
"This is heavy as fuck!!" Dustin shouts, causing Steve to focus on him and his foul language, leaving Eddie free to grab his guitar.
As Eddie swings his sweetheart around into position, he drops into a low rock stance, dragging his plectrum along the strings as he and the rhythm guitar play their parts over the new bass and drums.
The whole band is headbanging in unison, as is Dustin, and Steve gives up, shakes his head, and goes back to leaning against his car, tapping his watch at Dustin.
As Eddie launches into the solo, he runs up to the BMW and leaps onto the hood of it, and makes the guitar squeal. Steve is absolutely not ok with this in any way, he's yelling and waving his arms around, but all it does is make Eddie point his guitar at him as he plays and sticks his tongue out of his mouth like a demon.
Eddie jumps back down once the solo is over, leaving Steve to frantically search his car for something to clean the hood with.
Dustin, a little dazed from all the headbanging, is jumping up and down with the band as the song comes to a close.
"That beast is going in the set list, my dudes!" Gareth gets up from his kit and makes his way over to the wall set list, "Er…what's it called, Eddie?"
Eddie looks a little nervous, "Oh…er…I don't know…I hadn't thought of one yet" Dustin sees him sneakily try to slide a notepad off the crate and onto the floor. Dustin grins and intercepts it, and runs out of Eddie's reach before he can grab it
Dustin raises his eyebrows at the pad and giggles, "No title, huh? What about this right here at the top of all your notes? Looks like a title to me" Dustin pokes at the pad with a big smile on his face.
"Er…well…that's just when I've been doodling when I'm thinking," Eddie says, trying his best to look unbothered, but he is edging his way towards Dustin and the notepad.
Dustin laughs again, "So are you saying you were just deep in thought, wistfully looking into the distance, absentmindedly doodling, and this is what was on your mind?" Dustin takes a few steps away again, noticing Eddie's subtle approach.
"No, absolutely not that, I just meant…er…it's a working title…yeah, that's it. Yep." Eddie tries again, but the stress is starting to show on his face. His mouth is tense, and his eye twitches a little, "So, if you'd kindly give it back, Dustin!"
Realising there is a joke happening he isn't the butt of, Steve peers over Dustin's shoulder to read the pad. All he says is, "Huh." He shakes his head, puts a hand on his hip, and approaches Eddie.
Eddie looks like a deer in headlights as Steve reaches for the pen sticking out of his mass of hair and returns to Dustin and the pad.
Steve smiles big and laughs, shaking his head, and glances up at Eddie. as he puts pen to pad, Steve says, "Sleeve has two e's in the middle, you silly goose!"
Steve looks proud. Eddie has never looked more relieved, and everyone else is looking at Steve in shock.
"What? It's an easy spelling mistake to make. Anyway, I've fixed it now. You're welcome." Steve says, looking around the garage with wide eyes because not one of these little shits said thank you.
Eddie walks over and smiles smugly at Dustin, taking back his pad, "Yes, thank you very much, Harrington. None of these goons spotted it"
"Anytime, Munson," Steve claps his hands together at Dustin, "Henderson, come on, the game is gonna start soon."
As Dustin gets into the car, Eddie gives them a little dainty finger wave, the smug grin still on his face.
He's never been more grateful to have forgotten to cross a t in his life.
This song when Corroded Coffin make it big
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#eddie munson#stranger things#eddiemunson#eddie stranger things#steveharrington#steve harrington#steve stranger things#steddie#steddie fic#dustinhenderson#dustin henderson#corrodedcoffin#corroded coffin#stranger things fanfiction#eddie munson fanfic#steddie fanfic#steddie ficlet#minific#madaboutmunsonmini#madaboutmunson
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Momo surprise
“I’m a little worried about Momo,” Aang said to his friends as they gathered around the morning campfire and started preparing for their day. “He’s been acting kind of off lately.”
The lemur in question was fussily nosing around Aang's abandoned bedroll in tight circles. As the group of teens watched, he laid down in a curl, chirped unhappily then got up and resumed tugging and scratching at the bedding. “How can you tell?” Sokka asked. He was by no means a lemur behavior expert. To him all of Momo’s actions were strange. It was possible that Aang's Avatar-ness gave him some kind of spirit connection to flying lemurs. Unlikely, but still possible.
“He doesn’t have as much energy, even though he’s sleeping more.” Aang explained, frowning. “You don’t think he’s sick, do you?”
“Maybe it’s the climate?” Katara offered helpfully. She wasn’t a lemur expert either, but she and Sokka had struggled the first few weeks with adjusting to the Earth Kingdom’s warmer weather. As far as she or anybody else knew, Momo has lived his entire life in the towering, windswept peaks around the Southern Air Temple, so maybe the sudden change had affected him too, she reasoned.
“It’s because you’ve been giving him too many treats,” Sokka told Aang matter-of-factly. Lemurs were outside of his wheelhouse, but he'd helped the older boys with conditioning the polar dogs for sled pulling every fall. Spoiled pups turned lazy and fat, a hard lesson to learn for the littler children who only wanted to express their love.
“You think so?” Aang looked contrite.
“Yup,” Sokka said as he reached to snag a piece of star berry off the board Katara was using to prepare their breakfast. He snatched his hand back with a squawk when she smacked him.
“He is looking a little pudgy, Aang,” Katara said without taking her eyes off the food. Poaching brothers were too wily to be given that kind of an opening.
“Monkey feathers. I just can’t resist him when he gives me The Eyes.”
“I know,” Katara agreed. “He’s weaponized his cuteness.” “You’re going to have to.” Sokka nimbly dodged a sister elbow, but he still didn’t quite manage to snag any tidbits from Katara’s pile of fruit. “It’s for his own good.”
Momo, apparently noticing he was being talked about, finally abandoned the bedding to perch on Katara’s knee. “No, bad lemur!” She snatched her cutting board up and held it over her head. “No more extras for you!”
Sokka whooped in victory as he snagged a slice of moon peach and popped it into his mouth before Katara could adjust her defenses. “You’re on a diet, mister,” he informed the lemur as he sucked the juice from his fingers.
Momo chittered and pinned his ears back.
“Sorry, buddy,” Aang said regretfully as he scooped Momo up and tucked him into the crook of his elbow. “I already gave you a big handful of lychee nuts when you woke me up, you’re gonna have to wait until lunch time for more food.”
Aang could never quite tell just how much human speech Momo understood, but the lemur appeared to grasp something about the situation. He curled his tail around and grasped it anxiously, cooing at Aang with all the force of The Eyes that one tiny flying mammal could muster.
Aang held strong. For all of three seconds. “Okay... well. Maybe a couple berries wouldn’t hurt?”
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“AAAAAANG!”
The young monk bolted upright in his bedroll at the sound of his name, startled out of a sound sleep. Sokka was loud. Loud and very upset.
“What!? What is it?” He blinked several times, then rubbed at his face, trying to get his eyes to focus on anything distinct before he realized the reason he couldn't see anything was because dawn was still hours away. The moon hung in the sky, a crescent barely thicker than a thumbnail, with no light to offer. Hedgegoosebumps broke out across his arms. Aang hugged himself as the night pressed in, suddenly no longer a sheltering veil, but full of hidden threat from enemies he couldn’t see.
The sleeping lump to his right rustled and shifted as Katara sat up in her bed roll. “Sokka-haaah,” her voice stuttered, breaking off with a yawn. “What's wrong?”
“What's wrong? What’s wrong!?” Sokka was rapidly climbing in pitch with each repetition. “Why don’t you look at this situation and tell me, huh?”
“Uhh.” Aang squinted into the dark and tried to make sense of their camp. Appa was still peacefully snoring several yards away, completely oblivious to the sudden chaos. Katara was wiggling and shuffling her way out of her sleeping bag, growling unflattering things at Sokka under her breath, and Sokka. Sokka was standing in the middle of their sleeping circle. He looked like he was holding something, but Aang could not for the life of him see what it was.
“We can't see anything without light, Sokka,” Katara groused. She finally won her struggle with her sleeping roll and started patting around for her bag. “You couldn't have lit a fire before you started yelling loud enough to alert the Fire Lord himself?”
“Oh, gee, why didn't I think of that! Could it possibly be because I'm dealing with Aang's mess over here!?”
Aang didn't remember leaving a mess. In fact he'd been careful to pack up everything before turning in for the night just in case they had to make a quick getaway. A few too many lost supplies had trained him quickly.
“What are you talking about?” He asked while stretching, less alarmed now that he knew Sokka was just. Well, being Sokka. They weren't being attacked, there was no life or death situation he had to fight through in the pitch dark.
Katara, having retrieved some kindling from her pack, scooted over to their banked campfire and began to poke the coals awake. She had apparently given up any hope of going back to sleep until her brother was sorted out. Even Appa was starting to rumble awake with the commotion.
“You said Momo was a boy!” Sokka hissed.
Aang. Blinked. “Yeah?” he said, uncertainty clouding his mind. He must still be dreaming, why would Sokka wake up the whole camp to debate their pet’s gender?
“Then explain this!” Sokka shoved his cupped hands out, away from the protective shield of his body, just as the fire flared with a pop and Katara's satisfied grunt.
Cradled in between his palms, fur still sodden and sticking, was the teeniest, tiniest lemur Aang had ever seen.
#sokka#aang#katara#momo#the gaang#minific#atla fanfic#atla#avatar the last airbender#lizard writes stupid things
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“Can I ask you a question?”
Stiles tried to keep a neutral face but the annoyance blooming on Derek’s expression was enough to make him pop a grin.
“I hate you,” Derek said even though he didn’t mean it. Or at least Stiles hoped he didn’t mean it otherwise the fact that they were dating for almost a year now would be very weird.
“But can I?”
Derek huffed, “yes.”
“Do you think I’m cute?”
Derek rolled his eyes and walked away before Stiles could stop him.
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“Can I ask you a question?”
There was no smiling this time. No mischievous laughter alongside the question. The question so he could ask a question. The infinite loop of everything that scared Stiles.
Derek wouldn’t meet his eyes. Stiles knew why. Knew Derek’s girlfriend was close by, standing by the cheese table chatting with a friend as Stiles watched his heart beat outside of his body in the shape of a grumpy man.
Stiles didn’t mean to bump into Derek like that. He had no idea Derek and whatshername would be there at the party. But looking back at it, he should’ve known. He should’ve felt the dread filling up his body as he made his way into the party hearing the telltale laugh of the man whose heart he’d broken.
“Yes,” Derek said, eyes glued on the floor.
“Are you happy?”
Derek walked away, the silence of Stiles’ unanswered question almost too much to bear.
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“Can I-“
“Shut up,” Derek was looking ahead, hands wrapped around Stiles’ waist as if it was nothing.
“But Derek I-“
“You’re drunk so you should keep your mouth shut.”
Stiles had never in his life kept his mouth shut. Asking permission to ask a question, any question, was just an excuse to talk even more. To see the false annoyance on Derek’s face and know it was nothing more than pure affection. At least it was.
“I still have questions,” Stiles huffed. Maybe he really was drunk.
“Of course you do.”
“You can’t stop me.”
“Of course I can’t,” Derek replied, sounding more resigned than annoyed.
Derek stopped moving and he propped Stiles’ body against a wall. The party was still in full swing outside this dark room and Stiles was feeling brave, especially with Derek’s hands around him.
“Do you love her?”
Derek didn’t reply but it was like Stiles could feel him rolling his eyes.
“Stiles…”
“Derek.”
Derek sighed. “The answer is not what you think it is.”
Stiles frowned, confused.
“Do you still wanna be with her?”
“Fuck me.”
Stiles felt Derek’s grip tightening around his waist. Felt Derek take an impossible step closer until his chest was pressed against his.
“Derek, can I-“
“Just ask the right question, Stiles.”
Stiles’ head was spinning. He was definitely drunk and he didn’t even know there was a right question to be asked. He was just being annoying. Just trying to get Derek’s attention away from that girl and back to him. He had been scared, back then. Of how intense their relationship was. Of how his silly high school crush had become the man of his dreams right before his eyes. Of how everyone was always saying Derek and Stiles were a bad idea up until the moment Derek and Stiles started to seem like a good idea. A perfect one.
Stiles had been scared of how serious everything felt all of a sudden.
“Is she your girlfriend?”
Stiles wasn’t sure why that was the question that popped into his head. He wasn’t sure he was the right one and for a second he thought he was too drunk for this. He felt Derek’s hands leaving his waist and thought that was it. He was done for.
But then Derek’s hands were cupping his face instead and Derek was close. Too close.
“What do you think?” Derek asked.
“Thought I was the one asking questions,” Stiles replied, delighted to see the roll of Derek’s eyes. That meant Derek had come back from his indifference to the affectionate annoyance.
“She’s my cousin, Stiles.”
Stiles’ world tilted. Then went back to its rightful place.
“Can I ask you a question?”
“Yes.”
“Will you kiss me, then?”
Derek huffed but he was smiling. He was pleased. He leaned in and pressed his lips against Stiles’. It was soft and chaste but it was enough to send a jolt of electricity everywhere on his body. Stiles let his hands wrap around Derek so he could pull him close.
There were still too many questions he wanted to ask, but for now, he would keep his mouth busy with what really mattered.
Written for the Spotify Wrapped challenge with the song Question...? by Taylor Swift for @bleedingoptimism (ily)
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Though she'd smiled and waved at Wei Ying as he'd left with her father, once the gate was closed, Jiang Yanli sighed and went looking for her brother.
The errands they were running were the sort of thing that a sect's head disciple should be learning to do, but there had been no reason for A-Cheng to not go along...
...Except for the fact that their mother and father had been arguing again earlier in the morning. And now would be arguing at dinner too, once their mother learned their father had left A-Cheng behind.
The cycle moved ever forward and yet nowhere at all.
She found Jiang Cheng shooting kites with an expression that just said 'concentration,' but a fervor that said 'upset.' The 'upset' part meant his shots weren't as straight as they could be, based on her prior observation, but when he had fired the last one, she clapped anyway.
Jiang Cheng jumped in surprise and turned, cheeks already pink from effort turning red from embarrassment. "Jiejie," he greeted in a mumble.
"I'm sorry to interrupt your practice, but I need some extra hands. Could you help me?"
It was a long-practiced routine. He squinted at her, then shrugged, trying to appear as if he wasn't relieved she had come looking this time, and went to gather his arrows from the target.
Once his gear was put away and he'd followed her to the auxilary kitchen where she liked to practice, she tied up her sleeves and then handed him a bowl with a mound of dough in it.
As she expected, he perked up a little. "We're having noodles tonight?"
"Mmhmm. Would you help me by kneading and cutting the dough while I start on the broth and meat?"
"Yeah!"
She'd found, back when she was first learning to cook and he was just getting old enough to decipher their parents' arguments, that giving him a task where he could quite literally beat his frustrations out without risking getting in trouble was the best way to keep him from bottling them up. Prepping dough had proven to be a particularly good outlet, and by using the auxilary kitchen, they could usually avoid their mother seeing him at it.
Thump.
Thump-thump.
Tha-thump.
Thump.
Looking over from the meat she'd been sliding, Jiang Yanli bit back a smile at the determination on Jiang Cheng's face as he pounded the dough into submission. "Almost ready to start cutting?"
"Just." Huff. Thump. "A little." Huff. Thump-thump. "More!"
She muffled a laugh with the back of her hand, "Okay, let me know when you need the knife and flour," she said, then turned back to her own tasks.
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"Why do you trust him?" Jean finally asks.
"He... he saved my life," Kim responds. There is more, there is always more, board games and dancing and good shots, but it's the only thing he knows how to say.
"He's saved a lot of lives," Jean says heavily, tone implying that his own life was one of them. "When you're backed in a corner, when you're dying? Best partner you'll ever have."
He takes a long drag from his cigarette, then stubs it out. Kim feels almost offended by how much he leaves above the filter. He smokes his down to the stub.
Jean's face is not angry, not like it was. It is instead very deeply sad. He looks like a man in mourning.
"It's when you're not dying that's the problem. Harry's a fucking ace at dying. It's trying to live with him that'll kill you."
He doesn't give Kim time to respond. Before he can even open his mouth, Jean is gone.
#my writing#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#jean vicquemare#kimharry#writing#minific#drabble
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how about a classic "theres only one bed" situation before they really got together?
“Oh. There’s only one bed.”
They both stared down at the single cot with its frayed blanket and rickety frame.
“Well, yeah,” Murph said. “You’re posing as a single traveller, of course they only gave you one bed.” They caught the look on Steve’s face and mistook it for discomfort. “It’s fine, I’ll sleep on the floor.”
Steve glanced around the room doubtfully. Tucked into the rafters of the tavern, there was barely room to turn in a circle let alone lie down on the floorboards.
“I’ll do it,” he offered. “I’m smaller.”
“I’m more used to it,” Murph argued back. Both of them were sidestepping the obvious solution with insistent fervour.
“Or… we could share,” Steve ventured meekly. “It’s just one night."
“Tight fit,” was all they said, eyes fixed on the little bed. A blush began to creep up Steve’s neck.
“I-I don’t mind. Besides, uh- I think it’s meant to rain tonight.” Murph’s ears flicked sharply at that. “I could… y’know. Use the company.”
Murph’s eyes darted to the window, the sky already growing dark, and back to the bed, almost too quick for Steve to notice.
“Fine,” they said after a long pause. “Just one night.”
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((I have written something on this theme before, although it's more like "there's only one sleeping bag" so go and read keep close, stay warm as well!! It's one of my fave fics I've written so far))
#replies#fanfiction#the owl house#toh oc#steve tholomule#murph hearthstone#sturphy#a coven just for two#minific#not a drabble but it's exactly 200 words which is satisfying
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Sterek Rival Lawyers AU
It's A (Court) Date
Imagine, high-class, Ivy League, hot-shot, attorney Derek comes back from New York to the family firm to take over as partners with his sister after his parents decide to step down. He may not be on the level of his mother yet, but he's cut his teeth against Wall Street wolves and ruthless white-collar sharks. Derek's more than proved himself, so he just can't fathom these small criminal court cases his family is making him take "before he's truly ready" to be a part of the family business.
Enter in his first case. Right out the gate, the state assigned defense is, not only late to court, but also arrives in a flurry of limbs and papers, tripping all over himself, and profusely apologizing to the room as a whole. "Sorry! Sorry! Car trouble!"
The guy is out of breath, tie crooked and hair a mess. It makes Derek wrinkle his nose at the unprofessionalism and the blatant disrespect to everyone's valuable time.
The presiding judge, the Honorable Ms. Lydia Martin, only sighs a heavy sigh, as if this sight is nothing new, and says "Mr. Stilinski, I suggest you don't let it happen again."
Derek is honestly getting annoyed by how easy this is going to be. He could've been doing literally anything else right about now rather than being here going against a common rent-a-lawyer with some Podunk community-college degree. The opening statement for the defense is laughably inept. Full of nervous stuttering, backtracking, running tangents, and babbling. He's still apologizing, trying to assure the jury that he's just having an off-day today.
It's embarrassing to watch.
Nonetheless, Derek goes through the motions, practiced and poised. Examines all the evidence, presenting times and dates, prior arrest records, the works.
During this time, Mr. Stilinski is frantically (and VERY LOUDLY) flitting through a cartoonishly large stack of papers and whispering to his client. Derek has to fight to grit his teeth through his presentation.
Finally, it's time for Mr. Stilinski to cross-examine Derek's client and, unbeknownst to him, the beginning of Derek's long, long spiral of madness for the rest of his career.
"Judge Martin, I would like to move to have this case thrown out."
"Oh?" asks Judge Martin. For some reason, there's an amused smirk, almost fond, tugging at her lips "On what grounds?"
A giddy, almost manic, grin takes over the defense attorney's face just then. "On the grounds that the prosecution's client is full of bullshit."
The judge rolls her eyes and an exasperated "Stiles," slips from her lips, seemingly against her will. (Derek's not really surprised by the familiarity between the two of them. With how often state-assigned lawyers are called to the courtroom on small cases, it wouldn't be too big of a leap to suggest they might be chummy.)
"Respectfully, of course." Mr. Stilinski--er Stiles?--winks back at her.
"Objection. Your honor, this is ridiculous."
"Overruled. Make your point, Stilinski."
"Mr. Davis says he saw my client at 12:30 P.M., on August 4th, attempting to take his back-right hubcap outside his apartment. Mr. Davis' apartment complex at that time, on that particular day, would have cast a huge shadow over the back lot as evidenced by the gaudy sundial-art-installation outside the courthouse. Meanwhile, my client's picture, when taken in for questioning, has a sunburn on the entire right side of his face. This would corroborate Mr. Lyle's story of walking home alone, down the upper, unshaded side of Elmore Street, during one of the hottest days of the year, for an hour straight. Also, the fact that Mr. Davis has no realistic idea how long it would actually take a person to steal a hubcap should be evidence enough."
"Uh-huh. And this wouldn't happen to be something you've ever had any expertise in, would it, counsel?"
"I plead the 5th."
And just like that, Derek's case is thrown out so quick, he's still reeling about it all the way home.
For the next two years, this becomes Derek's life. This man, this Stiles Stilinski, keeps showing up like a whirlwind and absolutely puts him in his paces.
Stiles, as he insists Derek call him, is a powerhouse. Relentless and unstoppable. That mouth can filibuster for literal hours (which, for those unfamiliar, is when someone legally cannot be forced to give up their time on the floor as long as they can keep talking), that brain quick as a whip, with a hunger for research, a mastery of the English language svelte enough to trip up even the most well-rehearsed lie, and an attention to detail like nothing Derek has ever witnessed before. It's like he knows every law inside and out. Lives it. Breathes it. It's like he had been raised on the law his whole life. Not only that, it's like Stiles enjoys it. Every case is a new game to get excited about.
All of it makes Derek's blood boil.
However, it's not always about losing to Stiles all the time, because, honestly, that might be less humiliating.
In truth, when faced against Stiles, Derek's bound to win about 60% of the time. Out of that 60%, only 5% of those wins actually feel earned. As for the other 55%?
He knows Stiles is letting him win.
Derek can't prove it, but he knows the asshole is holding back on purpose nearly half the time. Knowing that Stiles could have beaten him if he wanted to, but didn't, is somehow more frustrating than just losing.
He hates Stiles.
He hates that the guy is so chipper and playful all the damn time. He hates that Stiles could probably work at any firm he wanted, could make enough money to get a decent car that doesn't shit out all the time, could buy a proper-fitting suit, but instead CHOOSES to stay here "watching out for the little guy", as he so put it.
He hates that facing Stiles in court is the most challenged, the most motivated he's ever felt in his entire life. He hates that Stiles brings out in him the spark of passion and drive Derek had long thought had died. He hates that Stiles always tries to banter with him during recess or whenever they have to exchange evidence.
He hates finding out that Stiles only loses cases on purpose when his endless amounts of research points to the defendant actually being guilty of horrendous crimes, because Stiles is a good fucking person.
He hates Stiles' constant teasing and he hates that Stiles is somehow able to bring Derek down to his childish level to tease back. He hates how much he looks forward to court-dates with Stiles now. He hates being invited out by Stiles over and over to grab a bite together after a long day, as if Stiles hasn't been wiping the floor with him on this case for the last month. He hates it even more that he always accepts and that now they have their own designated booth at the diner across the street. Derek's so unbelievably frustrated, it makes him want to bite Stiles at the neck just to hear that smartass mouth squeal.
"Hey, I ever tell you I was thinking of quitting before you arrived?" Stiles asks one night as they're walking to their cars.
Derek's head immediately snaps to him at that. "What?"
Stiles smiles distantly at the thought. "Oh, yeah. Things had started feeling like being trapped in a cubicle, y'know? There wasn't any challenge in it anymore."
"What made you stay?"
"Well...you did. You were the first, serious competition I'd faced in a while. It wasn't a matter of winning just to win, anymore. Going against you always reminded me of the reason why it was important for me to win. It gave me stakes, because now there was an actual chance I could lose and an innocent person could go to jail. You, I don't know, kinda reignited my passion for fighting the good fight, I guess."
Derek can feel his heart thumping hard in his chest. He wants to say 'You did the same for me!' He wants to tell Stiles that he didn't think his life could ever be this fun or happy or messy or chaotic or exhilarating or challenging or fulfilling before coming to Beacon Hills.
But just as Derek goes to open his mouth to sing Stiles' praises, he instead finds himself roughly shoving him up against the Camaro and biting hungrily at that mouth and tongue that's been the bane of his existence. There's a surprised little squeak that Derek quickly swallows up, but it isn't long before they're both tearing at each others' clothes and fucking each other dirty in the backseat of Derek's car.
What's crazy is, after they get together, nothing in their careers really changes. The only difference is now they get to fuck each others' brains out after an intense battle in court (and the sound Stiles makes when Derek bites him is exactly what he always imagined it would sound like). They still face against each other on opposite sides in court. They still give it everything they got, no conceding even if they are dating now. Not to mention, Derek wouldn't dream of tempting Stiles over to his firm. Not when he knows Stiles is at his best staying where he's at.
The day Derek's family finally decides it's time for him to take over the firm with Laura is the best day of his and Stiles' lives.
Not only does Derek tell them he's declining, he hires Stiles as his attorney to negotiate terms against his entire family of well-seasoned lawyers.
The entire month-long negotiation results in Derek, not saying a single word, but absolutely beaming as he watches his boyfriend run circles around his mother, his father, his uncle, and both of his sisters on contracts. It's so unbelievably hot, they're banging on whatever flat surface they can get their hands on every time they leave the boardroom. There's even one very memorable blowjob in the empty hall outside the boardroom when Stiles somehow manages to get Peter to agree to a (most likely illegal) clause dictating the firm will pay Stiles a finder's fee for any pro-bono case Stiles takes on outside of Beacon Hills that strikes his fancy.
And, no one says it, but they all know Derek definitely, 100%, dragged his own firm through this negotiation just to show off how incredible Stiles is to his family and preen about it.
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Fast-forward, Derek is going to be in the audience for the first time for one of Stiles' cases.
While waiting in the hall, Derek sees a familiar face from his New York days. The prosecution has hired the eighth best lawyer money can get, Jackson Whittemore. He's sporting a Rolex, sunglasses indoors, and the face of someone who thinks he's above literally every other person in town.
Well, at least until he sees Derek.
For some reason, Jackson seems to think Derek is all the way out in the middle of nowhere to 'watch a master at work' (which...well...is technically true...).
As Derek goes to sit in the audience, Jackson tells him in passing, "This'll be over so fast, probably won't even get a chance to learn the other guy's name."
Derek chuckles and says back, "Ooh, buddy, you have no idea."
Before Jackson can think more on that, a whirlwind of limbs and papers suddenly hurls through the doors.
Derek sits back, gets comfy, and waits eagerly for the show to begin.
My first moodboard. Hope you enjoy. AU based on a discussion with @casually-eat-my-soul (I suggest checking out their version). This was kind of like a divergence from that (the brain juices just started flowing).
#sterek#lawyer au#negotiating terms as a form of foreplay#Derek might have a competency kink#Stiles' contract states the firm will pay his salary without influencing his decisions as a shadow employee and his clients pay nothing#He's also allowed to travel anywhere he wants for a case on company dime#Unbeknownst to Derek most of the Hales had at one point in time all faced off against Stiles in court before#The only reason Derek was called back from New York in the first place was because they consider a 'Stiles Case' a rite of passage#“Getting Stiles'd” is something all Hales must go through to be humbled#The Hales call Stiles The Reaper in private behind closed doors#No one thought Derek would end up marrying the Boogeyman the insatiable nightmare creature that haunts the Hale name#And now they have to live with this court goblin as their new inlaw#For those who don't know pleading the 5th is enacting your right to not reveal information that could get you in trouble with the law#meaning Stiles has definitely stolen a hubcap off a car before which may or may not have been a police cruiser#Also pro-bono means a lawyer choosing to represent a client free of charge as a form of charity#They absolutely fucked nasty after Derek got to witness Stiles smear Jackson's smug career across the pavement#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#tyler hoechlin#dylan o'brien#mieczysław stiles stilinski#minific
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"We are nearly there," said Finarfin. He pulled Findaráto - Finrod, he reminded himself, I must remember, Finrod - into a one-armed hug. He could not stop sneaking glances at his son. His son, his grown son! His returned son!
Finrod was quieter within himself than of old, and his smile was a little lopsided; but he was bright and tall, and gentle, and he raised one eyebrow whenever he had a question in the quizzical manner that was Eärwen’s, and sometimes as they walked he tapped one finger upon his cheekbone absent-mindedly in just the way he had done as a child, and Finarfin’s heart ached with loss and joy both.
He opened the little gate and led the way down the familiar winding path. He and Eärwen had decided, long ago, that it was necessary to have a little space from the palace on occasion - both palaces - and so they kept a small house a little outside Tirion. It was to the door of this house that he led Finrod. He and Eärwen had not wanted to have the duties of rule interfering with this first reunion with their son; nor had they thought that the bustle of palace life would be good for one so newly returned. So it was just them, and Hueleni, who were there awaiting Finrod.
They had found, for the Returned, that too many crowds too early could be painful, even alarming. Finarfin had thought with a pang of his gregarious, kind firstborn, and hoped he would not be lonely. Now, feeling his son lean on him, hesitating before the door, he was glad of the decision.
He fumbled for the keys. Behind the door, Hueleni barked.
"Ah!" Finarfin said, smiling. He remembered Finrod’s tiny sticky hands entangled in the ears of their little dog Aranel, an Age and a half past; then Findaráto, tall and princely, abandoning dignity to chase Aranel down the beach of Alqualondë. "Our new dog, Hueleni. You will like her, I am sure -"
He paused. The warm weight of Finrod upon his shoulder had frozen; and when he turned about his son’s face was bone-white.
"Are you alright?" asked Finarfin in alarm. "Is it too hot? We can go inside -"
"No," said Finrod breathlessly. He was backing away, shaking his head. "No, not - inside -"
"What is wrong -" Finarfin began to ask. Then he knew. He remembered the whispers that had spread throughout the refugee camps, the ragged recruits who had come to join the armies of the Valar: the Lord Felagund’s father; what kind of Elda must he be, to have raised such a king; and no wonder he has gone to war, for his son died so terribly - the wolves -
He had been so stupid. So terribly, irredeemably - foolish -
He reached out. Uselessly, stupidly; his son had not taken his hand on that terrible dark day so many years ago, and he would not take it now -
In the next breath his hand was left hanging uselessly; Finrod’s arms were flung about his neck, his son’s head buried in his shoulder, and Finarfin returned the embrace as fiercely as if by doing so he could tear Finrod from chains that had been broken long ago.
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What are…Stuffed animals?
“They are items made of fabric and soft stuffing” Elisabet explained. “ Oh….when Varl brought it up to me we thought….well..” Aloy cringed, “ No no honey…it’s nothing like that….” Elisabet said. She pulled up images of stuffed animals to show Aloy what they were, “ See? They’re just cuddly objects that are for children and even adults, plushies provide comfort for people who have anxiety” Lis explained. “ And…well….I want to make you one, and I hope it will help you with your nightmares” she said. “ Oh….well it can’t hurt to try that out” Aloy said.
Gaia provided Lis with materials for a plushie, now what was she going to make Aloy? “ Perhaps a machine would be something you can make, well…a simplified version of one at least” Gaia suggested. “ Hmm….I guess…I could make her a Sunwing? Those look easy” Lis said. “ I have the pattern right here for you Elisabet, figured you’d need help with a pattern” Gaia said. “ Thank you Gaia” Lis smiled.
After hours of work, Lis finally finished the Sunwing plushie, she sighed and went to give it to Aloy.
“ Hey sweetie…it’s done” Lis said as she showed off the Sunwing plushie, Aloy’s eyes lit up and she didn’t say a word. “ Do…do you like it? I did my best—-“ Lis got cut off by Aloy hugging her mother and thanking her. “ I love it so much, thank you mom!” Aloy said. “ You’re welcome sweetie” Lis smiled at her.
Aloy had no more nightmares since her Soren plushie came into her life.
Haven’t posted here in a bit, this came across my mind and I wanted to get it out :D
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Hey, want another of my so-called thinky thoughts? This one was inspired by something on the discord. This one also goes under a cut because my hand slipped and I accidentally wrote too much, lol. But anyway.
Alternate universe. Steve and Eddie have been dating for a while, and it's not a secret. All their friends and family know and are supportive. Nancy works as a server in a fancy restaurant. An uneventful job, until she sees Eddie there, seemingly on a very romantic date with... a mystery woman?
What? She's not their server, and hasn't seen the woman's face yet (which will be important later, of course), but WHAT???
She's confused at first, but that confusion quickly gives way to anger. Anger mostly on Steve's behalf. Because she may have broken up with Steve when they were young, but he's still her friend, damnit, and he doesn't deserve this. And the longer the anger stews, the more furious Nancy becomes.
Finally, after one sappy unbroken romantic gaze and delicate hand kiss too many, Nancy storms over. Risking her job to defend the honor of her friend.
"What the actual hell, Munson?!"
Eddie startles, but doesn't let go of his date's hand.
"Oh hey Wheeler! Didn't know you were working tonight." The asshole doesn't seem nervous or worried about being caught. He even smiles at her. The prick.
"Don't you 'hey Wheeler' me, you cheating jerk!"
That finally gets Eddie's attention. His face turns serious, though a bit confused. "What? I'd never cheat on Stevie! Why would you even think that?"
There's a faint chuckling from the other side of the table. Nancy ignores her for now, focusing on Eddie.
"I oughtta punch you in the balls for that, Munson. For lying right to my face. And for what you're doing to Steve."
Eddie's confusion seems to evaporate as he realizes something. "Ah, well. You see Wheeler, the thing is-"
The quiet laughter of Eddie's date becomes too hard to ignore. Nancy spins on her heel, ready to confront this giggling floozy.
"Listen here, you little slut-"
She immediately stops short.
Eddie's date. It's... Steve. But also... not Steve?
"Ah," Eddie says again, a bit sheepish. He's still holding Steve's (?) hand. "You haven't been to one of our group get-togethers in a while.” He clears his throat before continuing. “Nancy, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Stevie."
With her flowing chestnut locks, subtle makeup, and sparkling red dress, Stevie Harrington is absolutely stunning. And she looks more at ease and comfortable in her own skin than ‘Steve’ Harrington ever did. Nancy is entirely taken aback. Stevie's still smiling, but her smile falters a bit at Nancy's silence.
"Nance? You, uh, you okay?" She asks.
Eddie recognizes the fearful undertones of Stevie's question, and gently squeezes her hand. Letting her know that, whatever Nancy's eventual reaction is, he's here for her, always.
Nancy finally blinks, brain having restarted from one of the biggest surprises of her life. "Wuh?"
Oh yeah, real intelligent there, Nancy.
"Buh?"
Oh come on, this is just embarrassing.
She gathers her thoughts, wrestling with them as one might while trying to fold a fitted sheet, keenly aware of the look on Stevie's face. Her friend was growing more and more nervous, and seemed to be bracing herself for something. After a moment, Nancy realizes why this is, and pulls herself together.
"I really haven't been around enough, have I?" She lets her lips curve into a small smile. Stevie relaxes a bit, but still seems guarded.
Nancy's expression softens completely. "It's nice to meet you, Stevie. The real you."
Stevie's smile is so big it must hurt her cheeks, and she looks as if she might cry. "You too, Nancy."
Nancy's expression shifts, turning to shock and embarrassment. "Oh God, I called you a- Jesus, Stevie, I'm so- You're not-" She babbles, face turning red. "Oh god," she says again, hiding her face in her hands. The soft laughter of her friends is simultaneously nice and yet mortifying. Truly this is one of the most embarrassing days of her life.
Gentle hands encircle her wrists. They don't pull, or force her face out into the open. Instead, they just hold, rubbing against her skin. The soothing motion coaxes her into lowering them, and opening her eyes. Stevie's eyes are still watery, but kind. So kind. She's holding Nancy's hands in both of hers.
"It's okay, Nance. Really. You didn't know."
"Still-"
"'Still' nothing. You didn't know. You've been busy. It's not like I couldn't have called you myself, right? That street goes both ways. Besides," She smirks, "the fact that you were so willing and ready to go to bat for me speaks volumes."
"I was two seconds away from punching your boyfriend right in the dick," Nancy reminds her.
"Balls, actually," Eddie mutters, remembering all too well. He shifts his legs under the table. Stevie throws back her head in laughter, drawing a few looks from other patrons. The few that weren't watching the dramatic encounter already, at least. The three friends pay the onlookers no mind.
"I should get back to-"
"Oh!" She lets go. Nancy misses the warmth immediately. "Oh, I'm sorry. We'll let you get back to w-"
Nancy bends and hugs Stevie, who's still sitting at her table. The positioning is awkward, but even so the other woman doesn't hesitate to return the embrace. "We'll talk later, okay?"
Stevie sniffs, holding back her tears valiantly. "Okay."
"And I am NOT missing another family party ever again. Who knows what might happen next time? For all I know, Mike and Will will have hooked up by then."
Her friend giggles in her arms, and she misses the knowing look that passes between Stevie and her boyfriend. Eddie hides his smile with a lock of hair.
She pulls back. Stevie smiles at her, makeup holding strong despite the lone tear that manages to escape. Nancy reaches over and wipes it away. "You look beautiful tonight, Stevie."
She blushes. "Thank you."
"But I really do have to get back. I'll see you two soon. Have fun on your date!" With one final wave, and a smile, she heads back into the kitchen. Every so often, she glances back, seeing them exchange flirty looks, gentle touches, and once, a kiss across the table. It's lovely, and everything she knows Stevie deserves.
On one of these glances, Stevie actually looks her way. She smiles. Nancy smiles back. And wonders, for the dozenth time that evening, what other big developments she might have missed happening in her little group of friends.
#stranger things#minific#inspired by discord#Steddie#nancy wheeler#transfemme Steve Harrington#Nancy as a restaurant server AU#implied cheating#though it’s only a misunderstanding#with implied offscreen Byler#and some subtly lingering Stancy tension?#perhaps?#i didn’t expect that#lol#I should give these their own tag#call ‘em ‘rooster’s thinky thoughts’#or something more dignified
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