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the fanon, though, is actually based on the episode when Lydia spiked the punch at her birthday party with wolfsbane and both humans and werewolves drank it and "got drunk" (they all just had crazy hallucinations of their worst fears, like Stiles saw his drunk father blaming him for his mom's death and Scott seeing Allison making out with Jackson). The takeaway was that Scott, a werewolf, consumed wolfsbane without dying and could get fucked up.

So if alcohol doesn't affect werewolves, does that mean werewolf parents wouldn't care if their werewolf kids drank alcohol?

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Happy new year guys, I hope 2019 will be good to all of us ^^

Also this my gift to the sterek SS event, I wanted to expand more on this HS!AU but I’ll post that some other time

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My followers asked me || bamf!Stiles or nerd!Stiles? || Stiles badassmotherfucker Stilinski.

“We’ll do the alphabet. Start with F and end with U.”

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Snoozing

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Stiles is standing there in his uniform, hair long and hands behind his back. There’s a blush on his cheeks and he can barely look Derek in the eye.

Stiles nibbles his lip. He’s wearing the medal Derek had presented to him. “Hey,” he whispers.

Derek stares. He doesn’t think he’s breathing anymore.

A modern day prince!Derek and soldier!Stiles AU by matildajones

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jotting down ideas

dereks face here pleases me

also must learn to better draw eyebrows derp

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A piece for one of the winners of my art raffle on Patreon. :)

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sheepgoat and bunnywolf - #inktober2017 - 10.06.2017

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Calling all LINE users~

I’m so happy to announce that my Sheepgoat AU stickers are now live! You can purchase them over here.

[Commission Info | Storenvy | RedBubble | Society6]

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do prefer bottom!derek to bottom!stiles? curious anon is curious

do i prefer bottom!derek to bottom!stiles?

do i prefer the thought of stiles sliding in bed behind derek, wrapping his arms around derek’s waist so derek’s back is all along stiles’s front? do i prefer stiles slowly running his hands down derek’s sides, down from his waist to his hips, waking him up with long, slow sweeps over derek’s relaxed, pliable body? do i prefer stiles pressing his face to the sensitive spot just behind derek’s ear to whisper him into full consciousness with teasing little pet names and lewd suggestions about the stuff stiles wants to do before his morning coffee? do i prefer slow, sleepy intercrual sex in the morning, with stiles’s cock sliding between derek’s thighs, nudging the underside of derek’s ballsack as derek grabs feebly at stiles’s forearm (still thrown over derek’s waist, anchoring him down as they both writhe)?

or do i prefer it being stiles’s birthday and stiles coming home to derek in their bed, working himself open on two fingers and trying so hard to get a third in that he’s completely unaware that stiles has even come home at all? do i prefer derek arching off the bed, rolling his hips down and panting heavily as he tries to make the angle work? or thinking about when he’d whine, how he’d get so frustrated because he wanted to be ready for stiles when stiles got back but he’s not going to be at this rate? do i prefer thinking about him full-body-jerking when stiles finally snaps and has to touch that holy god i have to touch that right now? stiles’s hands pushing at the undersides of derek’s thighs, urging derek to roll back fully, to let stiles push his legs back so derek can be fully exposed to him? do i prefer thinking about stiles choosing to start his official birthday celebrations by rimming derek so thoroughly that derek cries?

(“i wasn’t crying.”“oh, dude, you were totally crying. there were tears. i know because i didn’t let you come until i saw them.”)

do i prefer derek being greedy about it? spending hours or days (or weeks, when they have to be apart that long) wanting nothing more than to push stiles down so derek can take his cock? in a slow, agonizing ride that has them both sweating and clawing at each other, stiles’s mouth never closing even once as he pants and begs for derek to go faster, to ride him harder? and maybe derek does - maybe he’s feeling charitable and doesn’t want to drag it out so much - but sometimes he doesn’t listen and guides stiles’s hands to his hips so stiles will fucking hold on while derek takes his sweet time fucking down, dragging it out? do i prefer thinking about neither of them coming like that, when derek rides stiles so slow, but instead derek exhausting himself that way so that in the end, he has to roll over and give the reins to stiles - let stiles fuck into him hard and sweet, saying things like “jesus - christ - finally” and “been wanting to fuck you into this bed all day“ ?

anon, i don’t prefer bottom!derek to bottom!stiles

i prefer bottom!derek to breathing

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The Stilinski Timeline

“I saw an MRI that looked exactly like my wife’s…and it terrifies me…”

Inspired from the quote above (and the many events in 3b), decided it was high time to create some sort of family history of the Stilinski’s. Try to catch some of the symbolism I put in :)

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Scott: You say you're creative Stiles, but what do you create?

Stiles: Problems.

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Campfire tales

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‘cause Derek Hale will always be the one true alpha in my mind))))