thebiscuiteternal
thebiscuiteternal
Cosmic Pastries
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Serving case is open and Anon. Note: Writing Jams / Story Requests are held at my discretion, but questions and/or just chatting always allowed. Won't you come have tea and sandwiches with me? Favorite Fandom Sweets With Shipping Sprinkles On Top AO3 Works
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thebiscuiteternal · 12 hours ago
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question for people more knowledgable than me:
is there an equivalent for -zi or -xiong for younger siblings/younger friends, or do they automatically get the -mei and -di diminuative by virtue of being younger?
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thebiscuiteternal · 14 hours ago
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"Why do you look like me?!"
based on @/timballisto's tags on this post about canon!rumi meeting golden!rumi
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thebiscuiteternal · 17 hours ago
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Fun Fact: The Museum of the Bible was founded and is still owned by the same family that owns Hobby Lobby craft stores, and they got caught illegally smuggling thousands of artifacts thought to have been looted during the invasion of Iraq.
Among other scandals, they also got in hot water for refusing to cover reproductive health in employee insurance plans and for refusing to follow Covid protocols, hiding behind the banner of religion for both.
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This piece of shit
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thebiscuiteternal · 18 hours ago
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Picture Perfect
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thebiscuiteternal · 24 hours ago
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Having a thing you can't reschedule on a day you feel like shit isn't the worst thing about chronic illness, but it's definitely one of the most annoying.
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thebiscuiteternal · 1 day ago
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nothing like being on the phone with fraud detection in the middle of the night because the candy store in washington state you tried to order from inexplicably routes payments through hong kong and your order got flagged due to technically being international.
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thebiscuiteternal · 1 day ago
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aldi says this is supposed to be a dog toy but it's going to be mine.
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thebiscuiteternal · 2 days ago
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i will try just about any flavor of soda at least once as long as i'm not allergic to anything in it, and this ice cream sundae thing a&w's put out is definitely one of the weirder ones, especially the zero sugar version. i think i like it tho.
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thebiscuiteternal · 2 days ago
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Pondering my orbs.
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thebiscuiteternal · 2 days ago
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thebiscuiteternal · 2 days ago
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I'm sure somebody's already written this but like a transmigrator pile up where Cucumber and Airplane are supposed to be carrying out the story, (Shen Yuan ending up as a different Peak Lord this time, but arriving when they're all disciples), but.... Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu never show up??? And the System doesn't seem to know why???
And it turns out another transmigrator crash landed in a different sect and it caused their System to glitch, so they've gone totally off the rails and yoinked a couple of slave kids away from a shitty gentry family. They don't even know who they have or why they're important to the story because they don't know the canon as well as Cucumber Bro and Airplane Bro, they just acted on impulse.
But, like, the story has to go on! Airplane Bro and Cucumber Bro have to make it happen! But... that would mean having to give Yue Qi and Shen Jiu back to Qiu Jianluo to set up the backstory and...
Okay okay okay, surely there's a way to get around their Systems if this other person could do it accidentally. Maybe they can work something out.
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thebiscuiteternal · 2 days ago
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thebiscuiteternal · 2 days ago
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looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame
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thebiscuiteternal · 2 days ago
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watching a first person horror game right after eating was a bad idea, but it's the camera bouncing that's got me about to hurl, not any of the scares or gore.
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thebiscuiteternal · 3 days ago
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Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”
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