#sirius and barty
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moonyswarmsweaters · 2 months ago
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They can only agree on one (1) thing:
Bart: you don't want Regulus to die
Barty: and i don't want Regulus to die
Barty: so now we gotta make sure Regulus doesn't want Regulus to die.
Sirius: fantastic plan but have you met Regulus
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crimsonlovebartylus · 9 months ago
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bartylus and wolfstar groupchat:
barty: can somebody sneak out at 2am with me this week?
regulus: i would love too but your bed 2 comfortable
remus: no
sirius: me! me! me! i will
regulus: oh pls don't get arrested again
remus: lord not this again
barty: this is why your my favorite black
regulus: HEY?
sirius: suck it reg
barty: jk, but please sneak out with me
remus: just dont call me daddy again when you call me from the police station.
sirius: but daaaadddy
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silverameco · 4 months ago
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A conversation that I believe happened at some point, probably more than once :
Barty : *talking about Sirius* what a fucking cunt
Regulus : Fuck off Barty, nobody but me insults Sirius
Barty : but a hot one
Regulus : ......what
Barty : still an asshole though *sigh that is unclear if annoyed or dreamy*
Regulus : I'm going to murder you.
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reggies-fake-horcrux · 2 years ago
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sirius: can you take some constructive criticism
barty: sure
sirius: people find you unpleasant
barty: hm
barty: thank you
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addsalwayssick · 1 year ago
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Azkaban
Sirius let his head rest against the cold walls of Azkaban.
He looked at his wall of tallies and scratched another one into the muddy stone. He looked at the moon. Night 726. Full moon 23.
He heard a small knock from the other side of the stone walls, and a hushed “Sirius!”
Sirius fought back (Very hard) a groan. “What Barty?” He said, exasperated.
“I was talking with the new person on my left, and he has some new gossip!” Barty whisper-yelled.
Now Sirius was interested. “What about?”
“You know Janet Young? She was a Hufflepuff.” Barty continued.
Sirius nodded, though Barty couldn’t see him. “Yeah, what about her?”
“Apparently she cheated on her boyfriend…with his sister!”
Sirius gasped dramatically. “Her sister? Bloody queer.”
“Aren’t you queer? Don’t you have a bloody boyfriend?” Barty asked.
Sirius sighed. “I used to. Moony was lovely. Was about you and Rosier.”
“I dunno. Obviously we can’t talk”
They both heard a shrill scream from across the Azkaban building.
“Shut up Bella!” Sirius said. “Putain de merde! She can’t ever shut up can she?”
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Sirius, turning to Barty: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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samynnad102687 · 6 months ago
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Started a new little detective Regulus and Sirius fic.
Without A Trace
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number1abbasupporter · 1 year ago
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Barty, pulling down the collar of his shirt: i got a new tattoo do you like it?!
Evan, stifling a laugh: no regerts?
Barty, looking down: shit.
Sirius: I GOT THE SAME ONE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
James, looking to Evan: i would say they had to be drunk, but at this point i’m not sure
Sirius, pulling the back of his shirt up: Barty, be honest is it really bad?!
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mael-jeevas · 1 year ago
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– А это в связи с чем?
– Чтобы ты помнил, что пока я жив, я всегда рядом и всегда поддержу. Одно твоё слово – и я сделаю всё, что в моих силах, чтобы помочь.
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outromoony · 4 months ago
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Me when the slow burn is slow burning
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rosieandthethorns · 11 months ago
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i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
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crimsonlovebartylus · 9 months ago
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Bartylus and Wolfstar playing Fornite (Mic):
Sirius: *running around carrying remus in circles* I AM THE STRONG ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP NOW.
Remus: SIRIUS PUT ME DOWN REVIVE ME REVI-.. *dies* oh my god.
Regulus: guys do you think if I walk around here in the open i'll di-.. *gets snipe* oh..
Barty: ILL AVENGE YOU BABY. *rushes towards a full squad, while the only ones alive are sirius and him*
Remus: we are fucked
Sirius: *knocks down two people* OH MY GOD REMUS
Remus: OH MY GOD
Barty: *does finally kill, jumps around in circles with Sirius* WE CARRIED THEM
Regulus: i'm-
Remus: no
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regulusblock · 6 months ago
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teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?
teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit
also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch
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moonyswarmsweaters · 6 months ago
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Because almost everybody is doing this:
if this gets 100 notes, I’ll finally clean my room
if this gets 200 notes, I'll go on a long walk
if this gets 300 notes, I’ll post a picture of something artsy I made and proud of
if this gets 400 notes, I'll make marauders fanart ( I have been scared to do this to not dishonor them with my sucky skills)
if this gets 500 notes, I’ll post a link to one of my marauders era inspired playlists
if this gets 1000 notes, ill try to make sure I drink enough water (for at least a week, let’s not aim too high)
if this gets 5000 notes, within a month, ill try coming out to my best friend
edit: I did it! She just pretty much said “that explains a lot” and asked some questions. Overall great. Fuck you and thank you all for making me do this to
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addsalwayssick · 1 year ago
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there are 3 types of marauders stans
1. The immature gifted and talented person. The type of person to still have my little pony curtains in their room. they read fantasy books and lotr from the ripe age of 8. they probably read the harry potter books when they were 10 and was a hermione fan. they probably had her wand and a gryffindor robe and tie and the only get up. they only read fantasy and romance. they haven’t read any poetry like ever and are very childish in the sense of young. say they’re gryffindor but are probably hufflepuff or ravenclaw. came to the marauders because of lily. Kins Pandora, Mary, or Peter,
2. the mature gifted and talented person. their room is probably decorated with books. they probably had a mermaid or a wolf phase as a kid (or both) and their room is still suffering the consequences with teal walls or something. They started reading harry potter at 8 and as the kid before, probably loved hermione. They definitely thought they were a ravenclaw or slytherin as they grew up before taking the potter more quiz and it saying they were Gryffindor. burnt out. probably bi but only found out when they were like 20 because they kissed someone their own gender. they have books scattered across their house and probably have records in their room. people always say they are old souls. they came into the fandom because they saw wolfstar fanart. probably was a percy jackson kid. they either would die for snape or torture him to death. kins james, remus, regulus, or lily,
3. the people who are not gifted and talented and are neither mature or immature. they act exactly their age. they probably read the harry potter books at 13, and watched the movies with them. Liked Harry or Ron growing up and probably always identified as either slytherin or gryffindor. they probably are indifferent towards snape but might have a liking towards him. came to the fandom because they liked sirius black and thought he looked kinda gay. (like them.) their rooms probably have merch from other fandoms whether it be anime or a tv show. they might be gay or pan or anything really. they probably kin Sirius, Marlene, Evan, Barty, or Dorcas.
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Sirius: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime… which should I do?
Lily: Please don’t get arrested.
Sirius: No promises! <3
Barty: Why not both? Get creative!
Sirius: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
Lily: Please don’t encourage him, Barty.
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