#sirius and barty

[moonyswarmsweaters]

They can only agree on one (1) thing:

Bart: you don't want Regulus to die

Barty: and i don't want Regulus to die

Barty: so now we gotta make sure Regulus doesn't want Regulus to die.

Sirius: fantastic plan but have you met Regulus

[crimsonlovebartylus]

bartylus and wolfstar groupchat:

barty: can somebody sneak out at 2am with me this week?

regulus: i would love too but your bed 2 comfortable

remus: no

sirius: me! me! me! i will

regulus: oh pls don't get arrested again

remus: lord not this again

barty: this is why your my favorite black

regulus: HEY?

sirius: suck it reg

barty: jk, but please sneak out with me

remus: just dont call me daddy again when you call me from the police station.

sirius: but daaaadddy

[silverameco]

A conversation that I believe happened at some point, probably more than once :

Barty : *talking about Sirius* what a fucking cunt

Regulus : Fuck off Barty, nobody but me insults Sirius

Barty : but a hot one

Regulus : ......what

Barty : still an asshole though *sigh that is unclear if annoyed or dreamy*

Regulus : I'm going to murder you.

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

sirius: can you take some constructive criticism

barty: sure

sirius: people find you unpleasant

barty: hm

barty: thank you

[addsalwayssick]

Azkaban

Sirius let his head rest against the cold walls of Azkaban.

He looked at his wall of tallies and scratched another one into the muddy stone. He looked at the moon. Night 726. Full moon 23.

He heard a small knock from the other side of the stone walls, and a hushed “Sirius!”

Sirius fought back (Very hard) a groan. “What Barty?” He said, exasperated.

“I was talking with the new person on my left, and he has some new gossip!” Barty whisper-yelled.

Now Sirius was interested. “What about?”

“You know Janet Young? She was a Hufflepuff.” Barty continued.

Sirius nodded, though Barty couldn’t see him. “Yeah, what about her?”

“Apparently she cheated on her boyfriend…with his sister!”

Sirius gasped dramatically. “Her sister? Bloody queer.”

“Aren’t you queer? Don’t you have a bloody boyfriend?” Barty asked.

Sirius sighed. “I used to. Moony was lovely. Was about you and Rosier.”

“I dunno. Obviously we can’t talk”

They both heard a shrill scream from across the Azkaban building.

“Shut up Bella!” Sirius said. “Putain de merde! She can’t ever shut up can she?”

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Sirius, turning to Barty: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

[samynnad102687]

Started a new little detective Regulus and Sirius fic.

Without A Trace

[number1abbasupporter]

Barty, pulling down the collar of his shirt: i got a new tattoo do you like it?!

Evan, stifling a laugh: no regerts?

Barty, looking down: shit.

Sirius: I GOT THE SAME ONE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

James, looking to Evan: i would say they had to be drunk, but at this point i’m not sure

Sirius, pulling the back of his shirt up: Barty, be honest is it really bad?!

[mael-jeevas]

– А это в связи с чем?

– Чтобы ты помнил, что пока я жив, я всегда рядом и всегда поддержу. Одно твоё слово – и я сделаю всё, что в моих силах, чтобы помочь.

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[rosieandthethorns]

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

[beataylorsversion]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Bartylus and Wolfstar playing Fornite (Mic):

Sirius: *running around carrying remus in circles* I AM THE STRONG ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP NOW.

Remus: SIRIUS PUT ME DOWN REVIVE ME REVI-.. *dies* oh my god.

Regulus: guys do you think if I walk around here in the open i'll di-.. *gets snipe* oh..

Barty: ILL AVENGE YOU BABY. *rushes towards a full squad, while the only ones alive are sirius and him*

Remus: we are fucked

Sirius: *knocks down two people* OH MY GOD REMUS

Remus: OH MY GOD

Barty: *does finally kill, jumps around in circles with Sirius* WE CARRIED THEM

Regulus: i'm-

Remus: no

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Because almost everybody is doing this:

if this gets 100 notes, I’ll finally clean my room

if this gets 200 notes, I'll go on a long walk

if this gets 300 notes, I’ll post a picture of something artsy I made and proud of

if this gets 400 notes, I'll make marauders fanart ( I have been scared to do this to not dishonor them with my sucky skills)

if this gets 500 notes, I’ll post a link to one of my marauders era inspired playlists

if this gets 1000 notes, ill try to make sure I drink enough water (for at least a week, let’s not aim too high)

if this gets 5000 notes, within a month, ill try coming out to my best friend

edit: I did it! She just pretty much said “that explains a lot” and asked some questions. Overall great. Fuck you and thank you all for making me do this to

[addsalwayssick]

there are 3 types of marauders stans

1. The immature gifted and talented person. The type of person to still have my little pony curtains in their room. they read fantasy books and lotr from the ripe age of 8. they probably read the harry potter books when they were 10 and was a hermione fan. they probably had her wand and a gryffindor robe and tie and the only get up. they only read fantasy and romance. they haven’t read any poetry like ever and are very childish in the sense of young. say they’re gryffindor but are probably hufflepuff or ravenclaw. came to the marauders because of lily. Kins Pandora, Mary, or Peter,

2. the mature gifted and talented person. their room is probably decorated with books. they probably had a mermaid or a wolf phase as a kid (or both) and their room is still suffering the consequences with teal walls or something. They started reading harry potter at 8 and as the kid before, probably loved hermione. They definitely thought they were a ravenclaw or slytherin as they grew up before taking the potter more quiz and it saying they were Gryffindor. burnt out. probably bi but only found out when they were like 20 because they kissed someone their own gender. they have books scattered across their house and probably have records in their room. people always say they are old souls. they came into the fandom because they saw wolfstar fanart. probably was a percy jackson kid. they either would die for snape or torture him to death. kins james, remus, regulus, or lily,

3. the people who are not gifted and talented and are neither mature or immature. they act exactly their age. they probably read the harry potter books at 13, and watched the movies with them. Liked Harry or Ron growing up and probably always identified as either slytherin or gryffindor. they probably are indifferent towards snape but might have a liking towards him. came to the fandom because they liked sirius black and thought he looked kinda gay. (like them.) their rooms probably have merch from other fandoms whether it be anime or a tv show. they might be gay or pan or anything really. they probably kin Sirius, Marlene, Evan, Barty, or Dorcas.