#barty and evan

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Barty who has the biggest sweet tooth known to mankind and can't survive a day without sugar

And Evan who can't handle a whole sugar cube in his black coffee

[not-rab]

*at a death eater meeting*

Barty: They hate our strategies because we're dating!

Evan: …

Evan: We’re not dating?

Regulus: YOU’RE NOT!?

Barty *getting off Evan’s lap*: We’re not?!

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Barty is missing, can you find him?

Evan: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Regulus: Well, do you?

Evan:

Evan: Yeah, hang on

[sunseekerchild]

Barty: I’m going to do something stupid.

Evan: Don’t you mean we?

Barty tearing up: We.

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—

[nixnight1]

The Marauders but with Friends' quotes (with a few changes)

Barty: 2024, the year of Barty!

Regulus: Ha ha we are very happy for you *standing next to James*

Barty: What's the matter? Why the long face?

James: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so, you know...

Barty: Alright. I'll take care of it

James: Wait!

Regulus: Barty!

Barty: Sh sh sh let me

*Goes straight to Sirius*

Sirius: Thirty three, thirty two...*while jumping*

Barty: Black, Black, Black, listen. Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Lupin or Evan?

Sirius: What?

Barty: Well, you gotta kiss someone. Can't kiss your brother.

Sirius: Well, who's gonna kiss my brother?

Barty: Potter

Sirius: Oh, man! Really? 🤢

Barty: Mate, mate, who would you rather kiss your brother? Me or Potter?

Sirius: That's a good point

Barty: Yeah

Sirius: Uh, well, since I have that whole history with Rosier, I guess Moony

Barty: Okay, great!

Sirius: Allright

*Barty goes to Remus*

Barty: Hey, Lupin! Listen, Black wants to kiss you at midnight

Remus: Regulus? Why would he?

Barty: No, silly, your Black

Remus: My Black. It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?

*Barty goes to Evan*

Barty: Ev, Ev, Listen. I'll kiss you at midnight

Evan: Finally

[regulusblock]

Barty: bro i think we committed the perfect crime

Evan: what do u mean bro

Barty: i stole ur heart and u stole mine

Evan: bro

Barty: bro

[evyltalks]

sharing is caring

[chasingthestarss]

Barty: point is, we need to try it.

Regulus: but that’s illegal.

Barty:

Evan:

Regulus: I’m just fucking with you, I’m in.

Evan: I was in when I heard illegal.

[oh-phoenixx]

Revising for my exams

Revising for my exam

Revising for my exa

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Revising for my e

Revising for my

Revising for m

Revising for

Revising fo

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Revisin

Revisi

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Ros

Rose

Rosek

Roseki

Rosekil

Rosekill

Rosekille

Rosekiller

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Hc that Barty is the coldest little bitch ever but he refuses to wear jumpers because, and I quote, "I can't serve cunt in a jumper."

And every time Evan holds his hand he almost dies because it's like holding onto ice.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 12 - Wand

@rosekillermicrofic April 12, word count 393

Previous part First part Wolfstar series part 1

“Nah, they do this sometimes. Come on, you can help me chop peppers and tell me all about this cat that Barty won’t stop raving about,” Remus said, clapping him on the back as he stepped over the pair on the floor. Evan followed him, skirting around Barty and Sirius as Barty continued to try and get a cushion over Sirius’s face. There was already a chopping board with three bell peppers on it. He washed his hands and picked up the knife, begging to chop the vegetables into thin strips while Remus busied himself with everything else.��

“Mmm that smells good,” Sirius said from the doorway, crossing the kitchen to steal a kiss from Remus and snag some grated cheese out of the bowl. 

"Oi,” Remus slapped his spatula on the back of Sirius’s hand. 

“Ouch!” Sirius exclaimed, rubbing the back of his hand that had already begun to turn red. 

“Out!” Remus ordered, brandishing his spatula at Sirius. “And take giggles there with you,” Remus turned his attention to Barty, who was trying to hide his giggles and failing miserably. Remus waited for them to leave before he started talking to Evan. 

“So you let Barty into your house?” Even let out a sigh as he finished chopping his last pepper. 

“Er, yeah. He didn’t look like he was doing well, and I couldn’t let him go off on his own like that. Not that it helped because he ran out of mine even worse off,” Evan passed Remus the peppers. Remus took them off him and put them back on the side. He put his hands on Evan’s shoulders and stared deep into his eyes. 

“Evan if you hadn’t shown him that little bit of kindness he would have gone home to his father and who knows what would have happened. Instead, he came here and we’ve got him now. You did good Evan,” Remus’s genuine smile sunk deep into Evan’s soul. He’d missed these guys, and he even added Barty in there. He was starting to see there was so much more to Barty than all that bravado and him being a pain in the arse. 

“Hey, Barty, that’s my magic wand! Put it down!” Sirius’s sudden shout made them both jump. They raised their brows at each other and went to see what all the fuss was about. 

Next part

[not-rab]

Pandora: The floor's lava!

James: *helping Regulus onto the table*

Barty: *kicks Evan off the sofa*

Dorcas: There are two types of boyfriends

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Evan: why is Regulus crying?

Barty: well, James got drunk at a party so Regulus took him to their room

Barty: When he asked James to come to bed with him, James said “No, thanks. I’m sure you’re lovely but I have I boyfriend and I love him very very much” and went to sleep on the floor

Evan: so he’s crying because his boyfriend is too good?

Regulus: shut up you wouldn’t know about good boyfriends

Barty (said boyfriend): *Offended*

[jxmimac]

Guys I found them

It’s Barty and Evan

[pandoras-boxs-world]

Rosekiller, but their not dating yet, and their pretending to be a toxic married couple in the IKEA show rooms and actually end up actually arguing, and Evan confesses his love for barty by accident and they end up getting together.

(Regulus was filming the whole thing)