#barty crouch jr hc

[thorn-rosed]

i genuinely ship barty with everyone. i hear "barty x [insert name]" and instantly its canon to me. he is such a fuckboy. no option is too absurd, he can make everyone fall for him. through it all, in reality he's just a lonely boy with no reason to live trying to get all the love he never got as a child. hes precious.

[fae-whispers]

evan “go fuck yourself” rosier and barty “fuck me yourself” crouch jr

[stxrrnightjxr]

Barty Crouch Jr. has greened skin on his fingers from wearing cheap rings until they oxidize.

He never takes them off, because why would he? He likes things on his hands, likes being able to fiddle something around in his fingers when he didn’t have anything else.

Yeah, he had plenty of money to buy real metal, that wouldn’t stain his skin, but the trashy jewelry matched his punk style.

And maybe he liked the look of disdain his father shot him over the table at dinners, where Winky had told him ‘Master Crouch, your father said you must look tip-top. None of these,’ before removing his rings, leaving the lingering green, the remembrance of the ring still there.

(So maybe that’s why Barty hates the ring Evan gave him, now. It doesn’t leave marks, like Evan used to. When he takes it off, it’s like it was never there, gone… Just like Evan himself.)

[rioofdreams]

Barty “you are so short” Crouch Jr and Evan “put some inches in me then” Rosier

[rosekiller-addict]

okay but Barty Crouch Jr who originally supported his dad. Barty Crouch Jr. who was horrified when he got put in Slytherin. Barty Crouch Jr. who was even more horrified when he found out he would be sharing a dorm with children of death eaters. Barty Crouch Jr. who didn't know that the emotional and physical abuse he was going through at home was n't normal. Barty Crouch Jr. who stayed up at night wondering why he wasn't put in ravenclaw. Barty Crouch Jr. who hated himself for not being good enough for Ravenclaw. Barty Crouch Jr. whos dad encouraged that self hatred. Barty Crouch Jr. who didn't eat or sleep so he could study so he could get good grades becaude he wasn't good at anything else. Barty Crouch Jr. who played quiddich even though he hated it.

Barty Crouch Jr. who was a "good kid"

[orchideous-nox]

Barty would get annoyed at Evan when he's meeting his basic needs like eating instead of paying him attention

[binvibin]

dumb barty has to be my least favorite headcanon. we have got to stop this himbo agenda for half of the marauders

[damnpotatoe]

what if barty was half filipino? hear me out it makes so much sense. his father is a rich white man that married a sweet younger filipina who wont leave him even tho hes abusive cuz filipinos dont believe in divorce. ik a lot of halfies that have absent fathers. and barty has intense daddy issues. oh and he definitely would call reg/evan mahal(precious) or tanga(stupid) and he also had a yaya (filipino nanny/maid) that basically raised him. he loves turon and speaks both tagalog and bisaya fluently (unlike me)much to his father’s disappointment.

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

Barty always worships the people he's with. They mean the world to him. He'd die for them. He'd kill for them. Whatever they want, they get.

[thorn-rosed]

nsfw!rosekiller

rosekiller doesn't have sex with each other. they have sex, but it's different than the norm.

evan is asexual, so he doesn't like fucking someone OR getting fucked very much. he likes the concept of it, he loves getting barty off and is very pleased barty's pleasure. i can only imagine evan doing things to barty, degrading him, maybe working with dildo's or vibrators... but he would never fuck barty. so usually barty is the receiver, while evan still is in complete control. if barty wishes for something specific, he'll do it, but he also loves making him for it. so if barts wants to give evan a blowjob (the only kind of "receiving" evan truly enjoys), he first has to be faithful to evan and do what he says.

so when i talk about "rosekiller fucking" i mean them making out while evan gives barty handjobs or stimulates him another way, and after that getting a blowjob from barty as a way of saying thank you.

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Barty drinks so much energy drinks his piss is literally radioactive btw

[rioofdreams]

biker Barty asking med student Evan to hold his hand while they take his blood for tests

[nikholascrow]

Barty canonically makes so many fucking your mom jokes

[orchideous-nox]

Barty in a British High School headcanons

He inappropriately moans during the minute silence

He's in detention all the time and being told about his "wasted potential" but still manages to do good in his exams

He's in isolation for a week of every month

He's stabbed a kid with a maths compass

He's definitely been caught wanking in the toilets before he's with Evan and blowing Evan in the toilets when they're together

He's asked the teachers about smegma

He asks the worst questions in sex ed that he knows the answer to but he wants the teacher to say "no you can't get a girl pregnant from being in the swimming pool at the same time"

There was a guy in my school who gave a girl one direction condoms for Secret Santa at Christmas, that's Barty behaviour

He throws wet toilet roll at the ceiling in the bathrooms so it sticks and dries up there just as an inconvenience for the caretaker

He calls all the teachers by their first names and acts like they're besties when they all hate him (and they all hate him)

[binvibin]

barty “i am my mothers child, and my father’s son” crouch

[rosekiller-addict]

Time for a maybe unpopular opinion:

I don't like when people give Barty a good mother figure.

Obviously, in some sense this makes sense because of different plots and stuff that people are trying to convey but I think overall Barty shouldn't be seen as someone with a good mom if people decide to give a mom at all.

I think the main reason I think this is because, at least for me, a big part of Bartys character is not being understand love because of his childhood.

When you think about the other character such as Regulus, Evan and Sirius, they all had some sort of out lit to show them love. Regulus and Sirius had each other. Regulus had Evan. Sirius had Andromida. Evan had Pandora and Regulus.

Barty had no one. He was stuck alone with his father, having to take his abuse and assume that was normal.

If Barty had a loving mom he would have that out lit for love. It would make him have some sort of highlight of his childhood.

Barty isn't supposed to have that. Barty is supposed to be alone, even in Hogwarts because he'll never be like Evan and Regulus, not completely.

So that's why Barty shouldn't be headcanoned to have a good mom a lot.