#barty crouch jr hc

[fae-whispers]

evan “go fuck yourself” rosier and barty “fuck me yourself” crouch jr

[thorn-rosed]

i genuinely ship barty with everyone. i hear "barty x [insert name]" and instantly its canon to me. he is such a fuckboy. no option is too absurd, he can make everyone fall for him. through it all, in reality he's just a lonely boy with no reason to live trying to get all the love he never got as a child. hes precious.

[stxrrnightjxr]

Barty Crouch Jr. has greened skin on his fingers from wearing cheap rings until they oxidize.

He never takes them off, because why would he? He likes things on his hands, likes being able to fiddle something around in his fingers when he didn’t have anything else.

Yeah, he had plenty of money to buy real metal, that wouldn’t stain his skin, but the trashy jewelry matched his punk style.

And maybe he liked the look of disdain his father shot him over the table at dinners, where Winky had told him ‘Master Crouch, your father said you must look tip-top. None of these,’ before removing his rings, leaving the lingering green, the remembrance of the ring still there.

(So maybe that’s why Barty hates the ring Evan gave him, now. It doesn’t leave marks, like Evan used to. When he takes it off, it’s like it was never there, gone… Just like Evan himself.)

[crescenthistory]

your last animagus fic was so sweet! it even made some ideas popped in my mind. i was thinking about feisty (gn) reader being a crow animagus accompanying barty into his mischief, which could be scaring the skittles or pranking people in general. if you could write this, it would be wonderful 💞

(fun fact: crows can mimic sounds such as ambience noise or even human voice, this is so amazing and a bit scary, imagine encounter one while you walk in the woods AAAAAKXNSM!!! i love them so much, thx for reading me yapp xx)

hi lovely<33 thank YOU for yapping to me, i find it very endearing and entertaining 🤲 people who are passionate about what they love>>>>

now, i personally don't think i would be able to write this as a full-length fic, as pranking and mischief is not reallyyyy within my toolbox BUT this is very cute so i'm giving you some belated headcanons 🫂 if anyone's able/willing to write a longer version, please do share with the class and tag me!!

i present to you my thoughts of crow!animagus!reader x barty:

i imagine you become an animagus before you and barty get together

(because if you wanted to do it while the two of you were friends/dating he would INSIST on doing the transformation process with you)

and i think deciding when your relationship is at the point where you can/should divulge that part of yourself would be difficult to pinpoint

so what happens is that you would be laying on the floor beside each other in the astronomy tower, stargazing together. a date of sorts, in the way every second you spend with barty somehow feels like a date as he is fully, wholly dedicated to you.

the later it got, the more you two would switch between genuinely trying to find and remember constellations and just goofing around

those type of late night conversations where you seem to get to know someone 100x more in just a few hours than you otherwise could over the spans of months

asking each other increasingly deep questions

"tell me something about you no one else knows"

when else would you get the perfect opportunity to reveal your animagus status to your boyfriend?

stupidly, you feared his reaction. would he be upset with you hiding it for so long? would he think your animagus form was silly? would he look at you differently?

but when i tell you this man shrieked with excitement

"show me, show me, show me"

when you turn into a crow and fly around him in circles, he genuinely would jump up excitedly and twirl in the same direction you're flying so that his eyes never have to leave your form, laughing and screaming

the only thing on his mind would be how spectacular and remarkable you are, excitement and love filling any space that the hostility you feared might have fostered

not to mention; "that's bloody badass, treasure"

you would land carefully on his shoulder and barty would scoop you up close to his body, almost squishing you and making you squeak

"we're gonna have to perfect the art of cuddling with crows," he would say gravely

barty, the secret academic weapon and swot that he is, would SO do his due diligence with research immediately upon the discovery

we're talking library trips, tomes and scrolls purchases, books upon books of muggle literature on crows and wizard literature on animagi that he chases through faster than you could imagine

when he learns of crows being able to mimic noises, including human voices, his mind floods with ideas

"oh, we are going to have fun baby"

that's how you start accompanying him into his many tirades and mischief

most of the time it is just as a companion, the crow sitting on his shoulder as he runs around the castle wreaking havoc

it adds to barty's general intimidating aura and the reputation that just barely proceeds him — the crazy guy with the facial piercings, acid green streaks in his hair, punkish style, chokers and a volatile wand now also has a crow with him everywhere? hell no, people steer clear of him

it doesn't help that many students swear he talks to the crow and seems to hold an entire conversation with it, based solely on its body language and occasional caws

"i swear to bloody merlin, the crow looked at me when i spoke badly of junior. it's like it understood, some human-like capabilities or what not, fucking scary."

it doesn't take long before you become a more active partner in his shenanigans, though

you will call out people's names to get them to enter a room barty needs them in (because let's be real, if barty called for them, nobody would be stupid enough to fall for it and go to him)

you deliver letters and packages for him, you caw behind first years so that they jump in fear, you borrow people's clips and rings and pens

poor regulus and evan get the most shit from you among the skittles, while dorcas finds the most amount of entertainment through it

i imagine it's through your animagus form that the skittles learn that when pandora talks to animals she actually does understand them -> you two have lengthy conversations, much to everyone's eventual chagrin

and while the skittles of course all learn you're an animagus, no one else in the castle does

(though i imagine the marauders have their strong suspicions from early on)

barty was already showering you in gifts — "my father's outrages amounts of money should be put to good" — but now he has taken it upon himself to get you anything and everything shiny he sees

"you're a literal crow and i'm your dutiful partner. i have to contribute to the nest."

(mind you, this would likely be a thing even before he ever sees you seek out something shiny while in animagus form; he just assumes)

ironically, barty starts behaving like a crow himself in how he seeks out shiny trinkets for you

and while you try and tell him you don't have those instincts when outside of your animagus form... you actually really do and you revel in the love and attention

after a while, i do believe he would attempt to become an animagus too

honestly, he would begin getting on your case about it every single day from finding out. same way he would immediately learn his s/o's native language imo — he needs to be included.

especially if regulus is a cat animagus in this universe, because his two favourite people simply cannot have something in common that he is excluded from. this man is the epitome of fomo

my default animagus form for barty is a raccoon, but i think he would also make a lot of fun as a bat animagus which fits perfect with you as a crow

can you imagine, just you two flying around on school grounds and later on in your neighbourhood when you move in together?

the crow and the bat<3(shit crazy boy who loves them)

[rioofdreams]

Barty “you are so short” Crouch Jr and Evan “put some inches in me then” Rosier

[rosekiller-addict]

okay but Barty Crouch Jr who originally supported his dad. Barty Crouch Jr. who was horrified when he got put in Slytherin. Barty Crouch Jr. who was even more horrified when he found out he would be sharing a dorm with children of death eaters. Barty Crouch Jr. who didn't know that the emotional and physical abuse he was going through at home was n't normal. Barty Crouch Jr. who stayed up at night wondering why he wasn't put in ravenclaw. Barty Crouch Jr. who hated himself for not being good enough for Ravenclaw. Barty Crouch Jr. whos dad encouraged that self hatred. Barty Crouch Jr. who didn't eat or sleep so he could study so he could get good grades becaude he wasn't good at anything else. Barty Crouch Jr. who played quiddich even though he hated it.

Barty Crouch Jr. who was a "good kid"

[orchideous-nox]

Barty would get annoyed at Evan when he's meeting his basic needs like eating instead of paying him attention

[binvibin]

dumb barty has to be my least favorite headcanon. we have got to stop this himbo agenda for half of the marauders

[damnpotatoe]

what if barty was half filipino? hear me out it makes so much sense. his father is a rich white man that married a sweet younger filipina who wont leave him even tho hes abusive cuz filipinos dont believe in divorce. ik a lot of halfies that have absent fathers. and barty has intense daddy issues. oh and he definitely would call reg/evan mahal(precious) or tanga(stupid) and he also had a yaya (filipino nanny/maid) that basically raised him. he loves turon and speaks both tagalog and bisaya fluently (unlike me)much to his father’s disappointment.

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

Barty always worships the people he's with. They mean the world to him. He'd die for them. He'd kill for them. Whatever they want, they get.

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Barty drinks so much energy drinks his piss is literally radioactive btw

[nikholascrow]

Barty canonically makes so many fucking your mom jokes

[thorn-rosed]

nsfw!rosekiller

rosekiller doesn't have sex with each other. they have sex, but it's different than the norm.

evan is asexual, so he doesn't like fucking someone OR getting fucked very much. he likes the concept of it, he loves getting barty off and is very pleased barty's pleasure. i can only imagine evan doing things to barty, degrading him, maybe working with dildo's or vibrators... but he would never fuck barty. so usually barty is the receiver, while evan still is in complete control. if barty wishes for something specific, he'll do it, but he also loves making him work for it. so if barts wants to give evan a blowjob (the only kind of "receiving" evan truly enjoys), he first has to be faithful to evan and do what he says.

so when i talk about "rosekiller fucking" i mean them making out while evan gives barty handjobs or stimulates him another way, and after that getting a blowjob from barty as a way of saying thank you.

[stxrrnightjxr]

Hc that Barty’s not much of a talker after sex. Maybe it has to do with his trauma, or his lack of mental stability, he’s got no clue why. Doesn’t see much of a reason to have to explain why he just resorts to nonsensical mumbles and grunts to get his point across. While he was usually such a chatterbox, he was just sort of quiet, after sex.

Of course, Regulus doesn’t mind- fares rather well for him, as he prefers silence after a bit much of overstimulation- a fact that applies to everyday situations, and… other situations.

That goes to say, it’s pretty much a staple in their relationship to just simply lie there with eachother after whatever passionate act they committed. Simply skin-to-skin, stillness, in silence. It relaxes both, and makes them feel closer, in a way.

[lilyystarr]

hmm what are your some of your barty hcs? literally about anything i love love love that man

thank you so much for asking !! i also rlly rlly love barty

so i mentioned this not long ago but i feel like hes lowkey genderfluid. he has no connection to any gender or pronouns and he isn't bothered by what you call him, its all pretty "meh, whatever"

he barks at ppl :/ he started doing it ironically in like 5th year to rando's then he started doing it unironically to ppl he or his friends dont like.

he likes sour lollies :D the skittles think its so gross cuz he'll down like a packet of war heads then complain that he burnt his tongue. he never learns his lesson tho, maybe cuz he's a bit of a masochist

he. cannot. dance. like that white boy is so lanky and spindly but he insists on dancing anyway

he got so excited when evan first called him b. it made him all giddy and eeee and he was like obsessed cuz it just itched his brain so well, maybe bc it's not smth his father gets called, maybe its cuz he gives all of his friends nicknames and that was the first time someones given him one !! (barty doesnt count) and and and!!!

speaking of nicknames he likes calling evan, rosie

he has so many stick and pokes :( and they're shitty, stupid and faded but he refuses to get them covered or anything professionally bc memories and shi

he was that kid to moan in the middle of class and act like its the funniest thing ever

so many piercings, jesus christ. too many (not rlly its fine). hes got his ears filled with piercings, snake bites, stretched ears, dick piercing. he has it all.

i’ve also said this before but he vapes rather then smokes. he likes to find the grossest flavours like pickles, cheesecake ice

umm i could go on but most if this is just small little things that dont rlly matter lmao

also does anyone have any thoughts abt the tongue flick canon barty does in the movies? do u think its tourettes or ?

[rioofdreams]

biker Barty asking med student Evan to hold his hand while they take his blood for tests