#barty crouch junior hc

[crescenthistory]

hi babycakes i LOVE!!!! your fics. every single one of them. and i’ve been thinking…

klepto!barty!!!! klepto!barty!!!!!

barty who just can’t resist taking those cute little bracelets reader wears!!!! barty who’ll steal the occasional polaroid photo from readers dorm!! barty whos not as sneaky as he seems to think… in regards both to his thieving and his feelings…

and you know what? i love YOU baby, thank you for sharing such a beautiful thought

klepto!barty is so real to me, very much in the same way that pyro!barty and compulsive liar!barty are so real to me

in general, i fully believe that barty has self-destructive coping mechanisms and impulse control issues. together, that creates a very spicy and spiky mental health and public persona.

however, it's so interesting to consider how those affect his relationship(s) -> familial, platonic or romantic

i believe he is all-or-nothing in how he loves, and that often involves becoming rather obsessive in both positive and negative ways

and this is at every stage in the relationship – prior, during and after (though the last one will never apply to us ofc...)

he will remember everything you ever tell him. your favourite colour? he wears it. favourite scent? he sprays it everywhere. best memories? he tries to recreate them.

and god forbid you ever rant to him about someone or something that annoys you, because he will fix it. in whatever way suitable.

so yeah, he is not good at hiding his feelings

i think that when he knows about his feelings himself he doesn't really try to hide them either though, he owns them (and you) loudly and proudly

but this boy has a THICK skull and wouldn't know before you two kiss honestly

everytime you walk together he slips something in or out of your purse/pocket/bookbag

slips in something he knows you might like, whether it's a trinket or a crystal for whimsy!reader or a new pen or ink for studious!reader

and he takes whatever feels the most like you, something that gives him that warm rush

like a bracelet, a hairtie, chapstick

(don't even get me started on the obsession he has with your chapstick and lipgloss or lipstick. very much a "i'm jealous of the rain that falls upon your skin" type of man)

in general, it's that rush he chases in everything in life – he needs to feel and he needs to do so intensely

barty was repressed and suppressed by his father for so long, that now if he gets the urge to scream at the top of his lungs, he cannot deign to deny himself that. it fosters chaos for sure, but it is also a quality that will allow you to experience radical comfort in a way you never thought you could.

when he takes something or does something he shouldn't have, it's like he can hear barriers and rules breaking around him like glass, and this little bitch loves it

he might even giggle especially if you enable him

this mf would not be above taking your journal and reading through it either – but he wouldn't even be sneaky or hide it then, he might even do it in front of you

barty always appears VERY comfortable in his own misdoings and chaos. he will just openly take the notebook from your bag, cross his legs and begin reading in front of you as you stare at him affronted.

you might say "excuse me?!" to which he furrows his brows in confusion and asks "what?"

when you become official, your closet is raided on the daily

no matter what house or dorm you're in. barty finds a way.

it is not uncommon for him to walk around in your jumper, but he much prefers when it's something more intimate and discreet that he can carry with him everywhere

like wearing your t-shirt or top beneath his school uniform – he loves knowing that it's there and it's yours and no one else knows

suffice it to say he never cleans your clothes before he takes them either; this is a man that's obsessed with pheromones

nsfw: he is without a doubt an underwear stealer, he hoards them away in his bedside drawer for when he misses you. and to just keep you close.

it's practical for you too, because there's always underwear ready for you at his place! no need to bring any yourself 🙃 end nsfw

he will wear your jewelry too, he absolutely loves seeing a piece of you on his skin

barty is for sure the type to get tattoos of and for his partner. again – all or fucking nothing. and with you, he always goes for all.

klepto!barty is so fun, but so is everything beneath it and what it represents 🤌 thanks for joining me in my brainrot

[curiouslymyown]

Barty: I’m not in love with Evan

Regulus: okay?

Barty: I mean, just because I think about him all the time, and want him to kiss me, and have him do disgusting things to me-

Regulus: ew

Barty: -doesn’t mean I’m love with him!

Regulus: okay..

Barty: and just because he’s perfect and smart and funny and so fucking attractive doesn’t mean that I want to be his boyfriend

Regulus: okay??????

Barty: anyway this is ridiculous, why are we talking about this?

Regulus: I DONT KNOW BARTY YOU STARTED THE CONVERSATION

[accio-sriracha]

September 19th ~Rosekiller ~ Word Count: 316 ~ Prompt: Cheek @rosekillermicrofic

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Evan stopped Barty in the doorway, “You're drunk. Stay somewhere else.”

Barty recoiled, “Excuse me?” 

“You need to go.”

“Don't tell me what to do.” He shot back.

“You know, maybe I’d be nicer if you weren’t drinking yourself to death.”

“Oh, fuck this. I'm leaving. I’ll be the good guy and turn the other cheek.”

“The good guy? You're always manipulating me!”

“Bullshit! I’m not the one kickin’ you out!”

“You just always need a reaction from me. Why? Does it get you off? Is that it? Is it some sick fantasy of yours?”

“Shut up!” Barty shouted.

Evan kept going, “Why me, huh? I'm the only one you do this to. Does making me angry turn you on? Did it finally click that you're just a pathetic, sadistic, closeted little-”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Barty's words echoed in the silent room. He sighed, “You're right. I- I don't know how to... I'm in love with you, okay?” He blurted, "And I hurt you because it was easier than facing the truth."

It was a while before Evan managed to speak,

"You love me?" He whispered. Barty nodded,

"I always have."

Evan blew out a breath, “I love you too... Even though you’re a fucking maniac.”

Barty snorted, his eyes filled with tears, "Like you aren't just as crazy."

They jumped when a voice came from nowhere,

“Finally.” Regulus groaned, “I’ve been waiting for three years.”

“When the fuck did you get here?”

Regulus rolled his eyes, “I’ve been here all morning, nitwit. I’m still waiting for you idiots to kiss.”

Evan looked back to find Barty was already staring, he looked nervous. 

Evan didn’t hesitate, surging forward to kiss the absolute mess of a fucking man that he loved with all his heart.

Sure, they were toxic, maybe even a little insane. But somehow, they worked. And what kind of love isn’t a little crazy?

[fae-whispers]

evan “go fuck yourself” rosier and barty “fuck me yourself” crouch jr

[orchideous-nox]

hi hello, just your friendly reminder that barty has only ever bottomed for evan because he's the only person he trusts enough to give up control. cool, k bye.

[a-great-tragedy]

Bartylus but they meet at a psych ward and do arts and crafts together

[treintar]

Regulus mixes his tea with energy drinks.

Evan mixes his coffee with vodka.

Barty mixes his energy drinks with tequilla.

Dorcas mixes her beer with other beers.

Pandora drinks lemonade.

[thorn-rosed]

i genuinely ship barty with everyone. i hear "barty x [insert name]" and instantly its canon to me. he is such a fuckboy. no option is too absurd, he can make everyone fall for him. through it all, in reality he's just a lonely boy with no reason to live trying to get all the love he never got as a child. hes precious.

[sweetnnaivete]

headcanon that barty crouch jr is like a magpie. he finds these random trinkets everywhere and gifts them to all his friends, and somehow they're always perfect for whoever he gives them too.

[florsial]

Let's be honest, in an AU, Regulus, and Barty would be those parents with whom you have the most insane late-night talks in the kitchen with only a single light on.

Like Bartylus' kid would definitely walk into the kitchen for a glass of water at like 12 am and see Regulus and Barty drinking at the kitchen table with a single light on. They would call their kid over and just start dropping insane lore bombs that they've never told their kid before. Like:

Barty: Me and your baba used to be in a fascist cult you know, interesting times honestly Bartylus kid: *chokes* Regulus: Ah yes, I remember. It's actually why I wasn't able to testify at your uncle's trial Bartylus kid: I HAVE AN UNCLE??? Regulus: Oh yes, and he's in prison. Did I never tell you that? I could've sworn I did...

And they would be doing it while hugging their kid and being all sweet as if their kid isn't like stretching their mind trying to process all of it.

[rioofdreams]

Barty “you are so short” Crouch Jr and Evan “put some inches in me then” Rosier

[crescenthistory]

I'm on a Barty brainrot these past 2 days and I can't stop thinking about Barty who grew up somewhere in eastern Europe or just generally in a culture that has a very rich and flavorful cuisine being absolutely appalled at the 1970s bland British horror of a cuisine. Imagine everyone else is just, vibing eating their half salted mashed potatoes and beans and he's like ??? where's the personality guys?? where's the flavor where's the boom what the fuck???

oh absolutely !!!

i usually hc barty as eastern european, specifically romanian, as i touched upon here (and in general under the romanian!barty tag) and this is so something i can picture. especially because i think it was his mother who was eastern european and he adores her and truly loves his heritage because of her — so to be not only without her home cooked meals but with only “british” meals?? my man is in hell

i can imagine this being particularly rough around christmas times, as i don’t think barty ever goes home for christmas (i usually hc his mum as dead, or his dad is just too awful to be around for the visit to be worth it. or even granted? i can see senior just demanding barty stays put.) when he is used to having lavish and flavoured christmas dinners, something of true cultural importance, only to be presented with dry turkey and mashed potatoes must be rough

this also applies to latino!barty — if i got minced pie for dessert instead of natillas i would riot

[curiouslymyown]

Touch starved Barty finally finding the comfort he needed in Evans arms

[lifeisbetterinmydreams]

i feel like in the past few weeks rosekiller has started to seem like a basic golden retriever/black cat vibe and i just want everyone to remember that they are both freaks. they’re both insane. that’s why they’re great, they’re not like every other ship. they’re insane.

[lienspien]

"What is your favourite colour?"

Marlene: "oh i fucking love red, not only is it 80% of my wardrobe, but also Gryffindor pride!!!"

Lily: "either green or brown, i can't decide because i like both"

Mary: "Pink"

Pandora: "the colour that exists in the souls of screaming children" (its blue)

Dorcas: "Perhaps pistachio green or mauve"

James: "Yellow, it's my mother's favourite"

Sirius: "Black like my name" (it's red)

Remus: "Black like my soul" (it's orange)

Peter: "Maybe beige? Or blue like blueberries? Or just red for gryffindor. But yellow is cool too." (Too indecisive)

Regulus: "Pardon me, I do not have time for useless questions." (It's white)

Barty: "The gorgeous colour of your irises" (Evans irises actually, which is blue)

Evan: "#bb0a1e or #9a6559"

[orchideous-nox]

Barty 100% greets Evan by slapping his ass. No matter where they are, who else is around or what they're doing. They could be in front of Evan's boss, visiting family, hanging out their friends, in a museum, a bar, at a funeral. Barty sees an opportunity and he takes it with a smile.