#barty crouch junior hc

[crescenthistory]

hi babycakes i LOVE!!!! your fics. every single one of them. and i’ve been thinking…

klepto!barty!!!! klepto!barty!!!!!

barty who just can’t resist taking those cute little bracelets reader wears!!!! barty who’ll steal the occasional polaroid photo from readers dorm!! barty whos not as sneaky as he seems to think… in regards both to his thieving and his feelings…

and you know what? i love YOU baby, thank you for sharing such a beautiful thought

klepto!barty is so real to me, very much in the same way that pyro!barty and compulsive liar!barty are so real to me

in general, i fully believe that barty has self-destructive coping mechanisms and impulse control issues. together, that creates a very spicy and spiky mental health and public persona.

however, it's so interesting to consider how those affect his relationship(s) -> familial, platonic or romantic

i believe he is all-or-nothing in how he loves, and that often involves becoming rather obsessive in both positive and negative ways

and this is at every stage in the relationship – prior, during and after (though the last one will never apply to us ofc...)

he will remember everything you ever tell him. your favourite colour? he wears it. favourite scent? he sprays it everywhere. best memories? he tries to recreate them.

and god forbid you ever rant to him about someone or something that annoys you, because he will fix it. in whatever way suitable.

so yeah, he is not good at hiding his feelings

i think that when he knows about his feelings himself he doesn't really try to hide them either though, he owns them (and you) loudly and proudly

but this boy has a THICK skull and wouldn't know before you two kiss honestly

everytime you walk together he slips something in or out of your purse/pocket/bookbag

slips in something he knows you might like, whether it's a trinket or a crystal for whimsy!reader or a new pen or ink for studious!reader

and he takes whatever feels the most like you, something that gives him that warm rush

like a bracelet, a hairtie, chapstick

(don't even get me started on the obsession he has with your chapstick and lipgloss or lipstick. very much a "i'm jealous of the rain that falls upon your skin" type of man)

in general, it's that rush he chases in everything in life – he needs to feel and he needs to do so intensely

barty was repressed and suppressed by his father for so long, that now if he gets the urge to scream at the top of his lungs, he cannot deign to deny himself that. it fosters chaos for sure, but it is also a quality that will allow you to experience radical comfort in a way you never thought you could.

when he takes something or does something he shouldn't have, it's like he can hear barriers and rules breaking around him like glass, and this little bitch loves it

he might even giggle especially if you enable him

this mf would not be above taking your journal and reading through it either – but he wouldn't even be sneaky or hide it then, he might even do it in front of you

barty always appears VERY comfortable in his own misdoings and chaos. he will just openly take the notebook from your bag, cross his legs and begin reading in front of you as you stare at him affronted.

you might say "excuse me?!" to which he furrows his brows in confusion and asks "what?"

when you become official, your closet is raided on the daily

no matter what house or dorm you're in. barty finds a way.

it is not uncommon for him to walk around in your jumper, but he much prefers when it's something more intimate and discreet that he can carry with him everywhere

like wearing your t-shirt or top beneath his school uniform – he loves knowing that it's there and it's yours and no one else knows

suffice it to say he never cleans your clothes before he takes them either; this is a man that's obsessed with pheromones

nsfw: he is without a doubt an underwear stealer, he hoards them away in his bedside drawer for when he misses you. and to just keep you close.

it's practical for you too, because there's always underwear ready for you at his place! no need to bring any yourself 🙃 end nsfw

he will wear your jewelry too, he absolutely loves seeing a piece of you on his skin

barty is for sure the type to get tattoos of and for his partner. again – all or fucking nothing. and with you, he always goes for all.

klepto!barty is so fun, but so is everything beneath it and what it represents 🤌 thanks for joining me in my brainrot

[curiouslymyown]

Barty: I’m not in love with Evan

Regulus: okay?

Barty: I mean, just because I think about him all the time, and want him to kiss me, and have him do disgusting things to me-

Regulus: ew

Barty: -doesn’t mean I’m love with him!

Regulus: okay..

Barty: and just because he’s perfect and smart and funny and so fucking attractive doesn’t mean that I want to be his boyfriend

Regulus: okay??????

Barty: anyway this is ridiculous, why are we talking about this?

Regulus: I DONT KNOW BARTY YOU STARTED THE CONVERSATION

[starrysillhoutte]

rosekiller would be the type of people to adopt a pit-bull and then name it sprinkles

[axxio-sriracha]

September 19th ~Rosekiller ~ Word Count: 316 ~ Prompt: Cheek @rosekillermicrofic

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Evan stopped Barty in the doorway, “You're drunk. Stay somewhere else.”

Barty recoiled, “Excuse me?” 

“You need to go.”

“Don't tell me what to do.” He shot back.

“You know, maybe I’d be nicer if you weren’t drinking yourself to death.”

“Oh, fuck this. I'm leaving. I’ll be the good guy and turn the other cheek.”

“The good guy? You're always manipulating me!”

“Bullshit! I’m not the one kickin’ you out!”

“You just always need a reaction from me. Why? Does it get you off? Is that it? Is it some sick fantasy of yours?”

“Shut up!” Barty shouted.

Evan kept going, “Why me, huh? I'm the only one you do this to. Does making me angry turn you on? Did it finally click that you're just a pathetic, sadistic, closeted little-”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Barty's words echoed in the silent room. He sighed, “You're right. I- I don't know how to... I'm in love with you, okay?” He blurted, "And I hurt you because it was easier than facing the truth."

It was a while before Evan managed to speak,

"You love me?" He whispered. Barty nodded,

"I always have."

Evan blew out a breath, “I love you too... Even though you’re a fucking maniac.”

Barty snorted, his eyes filled with tears, "Like you aren't just as crazy."

They jumped when a voice came from nowhere,

“Finally.” Regulus groaned, “I’ve been waiting for three years.”

“When the fuck did you get here?”

Regulus rolled his eyes, “I’ve been here all morning, nitwit. I’m still waiting for you idiots to kiss.”

Evan looked back to find Barty was already staring, he looked nervous. 

Evan didn’t hesitate, surging forward to kiss the absolute mess of a fucking man that he loved with all his heart.

Sure, they were toxic, maybe even a little insane. But somehow, they worked. And what kind of love isn’t a little crazy?

[a-great-tragedy]

Bartylus but they meet at a psych ward and do arts and crafts together

[fae-whispers]

evan “go fuck yourself” rosier and barty “fuck me yourself” crouch jr

[orchideous-nox]

hi hello, just your friendly reminder that barty has only ever bottomed for evan because he's the only person he trusts enough to give up control. cool, k bye.

[treintar]

Regulus mixes his tea with energy drinks.

Evan mixes his coffee with vodka.

Barty mixes his energy drinks with tequilla.

Dorcas mixes her beer with other beers.

Pandora drinks lemonade.

[thorn-rosed]

i genuinely ship barty with everyone. i hear "barty x [insert name]" and instantly its canon to me. he is such a fuckboy. no option is too absurd, he can make everyone fall for him. through it all, in reality he's just a lonely boy with no reason to live trying to get all the love he never got as a child. hes precious.

[novvabee]

ok loved the poly!marauders bedroom thoughts, could you maybe write one for poly!rosekiller? ❤️

Alright alright y’all know the drill this is 18+ MDNI

I present to you: poly!rosekiller bedroom thoughts!

Alright first up, I think that Barty is a switch through and through. He loves to be in control, absolutely, but the second you wanna take over, he is willing and ready for whatever. If you are more on the dominant side, he would practically beg for you to let it lose. I feel like Barty has no shame whatsoever letting you do anything and everything to him. We all know he would literally die on the spot if Evan told him to, and I feel like he would give you that same respect lol. I think that if you and Evan are dominating Barty, he could die a happy man right then and there because that is already his idea of a perfect afterlife. And let’s be real here, I think that Barty is the most down with pegging so if that is your thing, he would be all for it. Now, if you are more submissive, I feel like Barty would be the overly caring and nurturing one out of the two. I think that Barty would take the BEST care of you because you are his baby, his love and life. Whatever you ask for, it is done, no questions asked. He would quite literally worship you and his favorite way to show his dedication would be none other than burying his face between your thighs for hours. If he could, Barty would eat you out all day long, not coming up for air, food, water, or rest. This man is devoted to his loves and will lose himself in your pleasure. Barty enjoys you riding him no matter if you’re more in a dominant or submissive mood, so that he could watch your tits so close to his face. He would also LOVE making you into a pillow princess. Now this is one thing that he and Evan disagree on, Evan believes that you should have to work a little bit for your pleasure, but as said before, Barty is willing to give you everything you want and need, all you have to do is lie back and take it. I feel like Barty’s favorite form of punishment/torment is overstimulation, making you cum over and over again until you are literally pushing away from him and Evan tells him it's enough.

Now Evan is also a switch, but I can see him leaning more on the dominant side. I think that he would love to watch you and Barty, no matter who is in control. He takes pleasure in seeing not only one but both of his partners in complete ecstasy. If you are more dominant, Evan would give in, not as quickly as Barty, but wouldn’t put up too much of a fight. I think that he would rather share Barty, allowing you both dominate him (which Barty is completely on board with by the way) rather than have you in control of them both, but if that is what you prefer he will absolutely give in. he will just push Barty down a peg on the totem pole so that he feel slightly more in control. And if you are on the submissive side, Evan is a little more hard on you than Barty. Evan loves seeing you on your knees for him, like I said before, he believes that you should work a little bit for your pleasure, and this is his favorite way to put you to work. He loves threading his fingers through your hair or pulling it up for you so that he could get a better hold to fuck your throat. Evan, like Barty, would also worship you, but his preferred method is to sing your praises; “fuck baby, your mouth is so good” “you’re so tight baby, making me feel so good” “I love when you look at me like that while I fuck you/your mouth”. Now one of his favorite things to do is team up with Barty on you, he’ll play the ‘bad cop’ while Barty plays more of the ‘good cop’ and he would relish in the confusion it causes you, not knowing who to listen to but trying your best to please them both. Usually this ends in Evan giving in and finally give you what you want, usually just joining in on whatever Barty is already doing to you. Evan’s favorite form of punishment/torment is orgasm denial. He would love to build you up then pull away and hear you whine for just a moment before going back and then actually giving you what you want. If he is feeling particularly mischievous, he will watch as Barty is eating you out and when you are right on the edge, he will distract Barty by shoving his cock in Barty’s mouth or simply by pulling him away from you to shove his tongue in Barty’s mouth to get a taste of you for himself.

...wow

[sweetnnaivete]

headcanon that barty crouch jr is like a magpie. he finds these random trinkets everywhere and gifts them to all his friends, and somehow they're always perfect for whoever he gives them too.

[crescenthistory]

my lovely carinaa, i'm so happy for youuu!!💫

for this celebration, could you analyze barty and how he feels around divination? wich could be if he's good at it (tarot reading, chiromancy, tea leaves reading, astrology...), or how he would interact with a friend/lover who practices it.

anyways, i want to congratulate you again for being so amazing xx 💓

hi my darling<333 thank you so so much, you are amazing and a real day 1er for me mwah

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i will ANALYSE barty crouch jr. and his relationship with divination

carina's 2k celebration

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i think barty is really into divination ironically

by the time he got to his first divination class, he was already rebelling against his father and trying to create as sharp of a contrast between them as possible

considering his father is a politician who is swept up in paperwork and logistics, being a divination "fanatic" is a great way to achieve that

i mean, barty gets top grades in genuinely every single subject, i think he is the type who just puts everything together with zero effort, in that way that frustrates the academic overachievers like regulus to no end

but he rarely participates in class or use his knowledge unless it is to prove a point

so when he really throws his whole theatrical self into divination, it stands out to both students and professors alike

whether it is professor trelawney or someone else in this time period, i don't think they would be able to tell that barty is 1) bullshitting or 2) taking the piss

while evan and his other friends can clearly tell and are snickering in the background

barty would make up these elaborate stories about what he sees in the teacup or what he reads on someone's palm, gasping at what is "revealed" to him – if he was bored, he would maybe even fake cry

even though he doesn't really see anything or care all that much

his engagement and passion gets to the point where the professor invites him to have tea privately and discuss more advanced divination regularly

and barty will always commit to the bit, happily becoming the professor's favourite student and doing all the research

it was all for the act of rebellion and shits and giggles, barty's core motivations in life – until he begins to grow up a bit

as he gets towards fifth year and his perception of the world begins to even out and grow with him, i think he begins to have some change of heart

firstly, this boy has mummy and daddy issues, so being the professor's favourite would eventually do something to him

being loved? remembered? thought of? praised? validated? trusted? it was exactly what he needed

at some point, he starts viewing them as a parental figure, and quiets down on the mockery of it all

but it's not like he can just back out of how dedicated he was when he no longer wants to make as obvious of a joke of it, so instead he begins to become more earnest in his approach

especially as he learns more and more, he realises that divination is not just looking into an orb and making up random shit the way he has been approaching it; there is a method to the madness, an infinitely deep approach to this unique way of magic

while i don't think he would become a divination freak overnight, this respect would slowly be building within him as he comes to appreciate the professor more and more

made especially worse by the fact that his father got worse and worse the older he got

and as this respect grows, of course the rebellion against senior becomes more effective too, so in reality, barty still achieved what he wanted

then, if he around sixth/seventh year would begin falling for someone who is genuinely passionate about divination (whether that is whimsical!reader, spiritual!reader, etc.) that would be the final nail in the coffin

if you were to use divination in some capacity to understand him better and unpack the mystery that was barty crouch jr., he would feel so painfully seen

to have someone make an effort with him is not something he is used to

the fact that he knows so much from having weekly tea with the professor is something for you to bond over

and you get to teach barty what this form of magic means to you and how you make active use of it in your life

while barty stands by committing to bits and taking the piss out of any- and everything he can, i think he would truly see the value in it

having you hold his hand and analyse it would feel so intimate to him, and the fact that he even understood what you were saying when you read it would be something he was so grateful for

now, the joke would be less so "oh wow lads i love this useless type of magic" and rather more "i am a divination expert and i know better than all of you bigots"

(because while his affections may have changed, his personality obviously has not)

also the professor would so attend the wedding

[curiouslymyown]

Touch starved Barty finally finding the comfort he needed in Evans arms

[florsial]

Let's be honest, in an AU, Regulus, and Barty would be those parents with whom you have the most insane late-night talks in the kitchen with only a single light on.

Like Bartylus' kid would definitely walk into the kitchen for a glass of water at like 12 am and see Regulus and Barty drinking at the kitchen table with a single light on. They would call their kid over and just start dropping insane lore bombs that they've never told their kid before. Like:

Barty: Me and your baba used to be in a fascist cult you know, interesting times honestly Bartylus kid: *chokes* Regulus: Ah yes, I remember. It's actually why I wasn't able to testify at your uncle's trial Bartylus kid: I HAVE AN UNCLE??? Regulus: Oh yes, and he's in prison. Did I never tell you that? I could've sworn I did...

And they would be doing it while hugging their kid and being all sweet as if their kid isn't like stretching their mind trying to process all of it.

[rioofdreams]

Barty “you are so short” Crouch Jr and Evan “put some inches in me then” Rosier

[lifeisbetterinmydreams]

i feel like in the past few weeks rosekiller has started to seem like a basic golden retriever/black cat vibe and i just want everyone to remember that they are both freaks. they’re both insane. that’s why they’re great, they’re not like every other ship. they’re insane.