#platonic bartylus

[famouscrusadeluminary]

Barty teaching me how to live my life, is something I didn't know I needed

Barty: give a man a fire and he'll be warm for one day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Regulus: Barty-

Evan: Smart

[rudamaruda520]

[first day of school]

Introvert Regulus: 😒

Extrovert Barty: Oh, you're cool. You're mine now.

[not-rab]

Regulus: *wears dark grey*

Barty: I see you’re breaking out the spring colours

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Barty and Evan sitting in jail together:

Evan: so who should we call?

Barty: I'd say Regulus but I feel safer in jail.

[moondustinfj]

*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

[themarvelmarauder]

Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor

Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James

Regulus: ha ha ha

Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?

Regulus: see another bed in here?

Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever

Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people

Barty: hey, you know me

Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother

Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me

Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*

Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!

Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?

Sirius: Barty duh!

Regulus: that gossipy bitch

Barty: you know me

Regulus: BARTY!

[birdieardley]

Real footage of Barty adopting Regulus the first time they met.

[noblehouseofgay]

I see bartylus as exes, ok I'll admit it. I'm not an endgame bartylus type. But. I think their relationship is so special. I think even after they broke up, they are such good friends. They trust each other more than anyone. They can communicate with a single look.

They helped each other figure shit out. Regulus knew he was gay early on, and he nudged (occasionally shoved) barty in the right direction to figure it out for himself.

They definitely fucked and made out and experimented bc it was a safe space

They'd kiss and cuddle and then talk about Evan and james, still finding comfort in each other all the same

When barty is about to go off the rails, regulus touches his shoulder and brings him back to earth

When regulus is spiraling into his own head, barty holds him together

And when they finally get with james and Evan, they get to see each others partner learn to do those things

Regulus gets to see Evan calm barty down

Barty gets to see james hold regulus tight

They get to watch each other heal

[yourgalgremlin]

🐈‍⬛

[deathnguts]

Even non endgame Bartylus is still a soul deep bond. Yes they were each other’s first kiss, and no they will never regret it even if they grow up to be with other people. Yes they will always feel most at home in each other’s arms, even if they marry other people. And no, it’s not in an infidelity way, they just mean literally eveyrthing to each other. They just are soul bound. *vomits and dies on the ground with a foaming mouth and rolled back teary eyes*

[etherealriver]

*On a plane*

Flight Attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure before take-off...

Barty: *turns to Regulus* Do you feel secure, Reg?

Regulus: Fuck you.

Regulus: ...no....

[moonyswarmsweaters]

They can only agree on one (1) thing:

Bart: you don't want Regulus to die

Barty: and i don't want Regulus to die

Barty: so now we gotta make sure Regulus doesn't want Regulus to die.

Sirius: fantastic plan but have you met Regulus

[silverameco]

A conversation that I believe happened at some point, probably more than once :

Barty : *talking about Sirius* what a fucking cunt

Regulus : Fuck off Barty, nobody but me insults Sirius

Barty : but a hot one

Regulus : ......what

Barty : still an asshole though *sigh that is unclear if annoyed or dreamy*

Regulus : I'm going to murder you.

[themaraudersconstellation]

barty crouch jr

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Regulus: if I ever wanted to kill myself, I would jump up to Barty's ego,

Regulus: and down to his IQ

[give-me-a-username-plz]

why is no one mentioning that Barty is to Regulus what Lily was to Remus? “(Lily) was there for me at a time when no one else was” from PoA like ?? this is literally so bartylus ??