#platonic bartylus

[moonyswarmsweaters]

They can only agree on one (1) thing:

Bart: you don't want Regulus to die

Barty: and i don't want Regulus to die

Barty: so now we gotta make sure Regulus doesn't want Regulus to die.

Sirius: fantastic plan but have you met Regulus

[rudamaruda520]

[first day of school]

Introvert Regulus: 😒

Extrovert Barty: Oh, you're cool. You're mine now.

[not-rab]

Regulus: *wears dark grey*

Barty: I see you’re breaking out the spring colours

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Barty and Evan sitting in jail together:

Evan: so who should we call?

Barty: I'd say Regulus but I feel safer in jail.

[moondustinfj]

*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

[themarvelmarauder]

Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor

Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James

Regulus: ha ha ha

Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?

Regulus: see another bed in here?

Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever

Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people

Barty: hey, you know me

Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother

Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me

Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*

Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!

Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?

Sirius: Barty duh!

Regulus: that gossipy bitch

Barty: you know me

Regulus: BARTY!

[noblehouseofgay]

I think

Ship whatever you want (within reason, don't be disgusting)

But

I also wish we focused on platonic ships more sometimes yk

Give me two people who are just super close friends. They don't fuck. They don't kiss. They're just super super close in a different way. They're just friends. And sometimes its ok for that

All kinds of love are important <3

[birdieardley]

Real footage of Barty adopting Regulus the first time they met.

[orchideous-nox]

Everyone should have a Birds of a Feather friend, someone you're sure you must have known in another life, who you were always meant to find in this one.

Think James and Sirius, Lily and Mary, Regulus and Barty.

[yourgalgremlin]

🐈‍⬛

[deathnguts]

Even non endgame Bartylus is still a soul deep bond. Yes they were each other’s first kiss, and no they will never regret it even if they grow up to be with other people. Yes they will always feel most at home in each other’s arms, even if they marry other people. And no, it’s not in an infidelity way, they just mean literally eveyrthing to each other. They just are soul bound. *vomits and dies on the ground with a foaming mouth and rolled back teary eyes*

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Barty: give a man a fire and he'll be warm for one day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Regulus: Barty-

Evan: Smart

[etherealriver]

*On a plane*

Flight Attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure before take-off...

Barty: *turns to Regulus* Do you feel secure, Reg?

Regulus: Fuck you.

Regulus: ...no....

[silverameco]

A conversation that I believe happened at some point, probably more than once :

Barty : *talking about Sirius* what a fucking cunt

Regulus : Fuck off Barty, nobody but me insults Sirius

Barty : but a hot one

Regulus : ......what

Barty : still an asshole though *sigh that is unclear if annoyed or dreamy*

Regulus : I'm going to murder you.

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Regulus: if I ever wanted to kill myself, I would jump up to Barty's ego,

Regulus: and down to his IQ

[themaraudersconstellation]

barty crouch jr