#quibblernox

[orchideous-nox]

Everyone should have a Birds of a Feather friend, someone you're sure you must have known in another life, who you were always meant to find in this one.

Think James and Sirius, Lily and Mary, Regulus and Barty.

[futurequibblerjournalist]

There’s nothing better than talking about marauders while you’re on a dinner date. Very fun stuff, can confirm

[orchideous-nox]

I posted a tiktok 11 months ago and someone commented on it and now I'm in a different country sat on his couch

the internet is crazy cause a year ago i commented on a fanfic i enjoyed and now me and that author watch tv together from opposite coasts every single night

[orchideous-nox]

ROSEKILLER SMUT ON HALLOWEEN????

hold on one second lemme get a ring-

A Halloween proposal? Damn, @futurequibblerjournalist isn't gonna be happy about this

[orchideous-nox]

I am being asked for Rosekiller headcanons because my opinions are so correct, I have such a burden of responsibility but I will do what I can for my loyal fans < 3

[orchideous-nox]

1 week until I get to yap with my best friend in person AAAHHHHHH

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I went to another country to go see some guy who commented on my tiktok a year ago and I stayed in his guest room for a week. I'm going back to spend my birthday with him next year like.....what do you mean he knows exactly how tall I am and I've met his mum???

if i think too long abt how ive made friends through writing fanfic and have since seen friends who were once just online mutuals,,,, in person and like they’ve seen my face and apartment and like ,, we’ve hung out ,,, i throw up

[orchideous-nox]

I've just realised, I don't think the people know this but they deserve to. When I went to visit @futurequibblerjournalist in his natural habitat (I stayed with him for a week last month, but you guys knew that already), he gifted me a mug with pictures on it of him crying while reading my fics with the words "Angst Monarch" on it. It's my favourite mug and I drink my morning coffee out of it. I think that says a lot about our friendship.

[orchideous-nox]

My husband has left me for The Sims : (

@futurequibblerjournalist I was going to tell you about Igor in my Pirate AU but not anymore.

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Katie loves my asshole and they can’t live without it. You heard it here first, folks

[orchideous-nox]

The excitement is so real, sat in the airport knowing I get to see my best friend for the first time in just a few hours and he's fucking asleep. It's 9:20am and I've been awake for 4 and a half hours already, I'm so tired 😭

[futurequibblerjournalist]

To anon, as someone who is regularly in VC with both of them, I can confirm Nox and Quibbler are in fact the same person. Why else would their blogs are exactly the same down to the timestamp of the reblogs?? Not to mention the fact that they have the very same goal in life: populating the bottom barty tag on ao3

I've yet to figure out how they managed that visit though. But there is definitely something sus about it going on

GODDAMMIT WILD

[orchideous-nox]

Favourite Quibbler post?

tw: dead animals

People might not realise that me and Quibbbler inspire each other's posts a lot so some of his posts come from us yapping in DMs and I mean like copy and pasted.

One time I had texted him about a dead bird in the road when I was on a walk and we both posted something about Evan and his love for roadkill and Barty bringing him roadkill and someone replied or reblogged my post while I was in VC with Quibbler like "this post was 2 above yours" and it was his post 😂

[orchideous-nox]

You ever so excited for something that you just 🧍

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Whoever has given @futurequibblerjournalist an existential crisis through an ask, I love you

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no context quibblernox #008

Alex: I'm very disappointed that we can't get a toilet