#quibblernox

[orchideous-nox]

Everyone should have a Birds of a Feather friend, someone you're sure you must have known in another life, who you were always meant to find in this one.

Think James and Sirius, Lily and Mary, Regulus and Barty.

[futurequibblerjournalist]

There’s nothing better than talking about marauders while you’re on a dinner date. Very fun stuff, can confirm

[orchideous-nox]

Shout out to my favourite person in the whole entire world @futurequibblerjournalist on our wedding anniversary < 3 we are no longer divorcing!!!!

When my sanity has been holding on by a single thread he has helped me put myself back together one stitch at a time. Throughout the last year I have had times where I have felt so lost and he's been there to help me while I figure it out. He knows me better than I know myself and there are moments where I have needed this. As a very legitimately married couple, we truly meant it when we said for better or for worse.

Quibblernox jokes aside (this is very serious), I have so much love for Alexander and there is no-one I'd rather call my best friend and life partner. Whether I'm on the brink of breakdown or stuck on the characterization of Edmund Avery Jr, he's there. From Barty's whorish waist, to summoning dilfs, from goldenshower anons (which totally aren't me) to concerning others with our Rosekiller kinning. You are the Barty to my Evan, the quibbler to my nox, my birds of a feather and my true blue, I don't know what I'd do without you. I never used to believe soul mates could exist, that there's someone who you technically should never have met but who you were always meant to find, and then I met Alex and I think that says it all.

Counting down until I get to see you again next year, gonna peg you so hard < 3

[orchideous-nox]

I have a calendar in my living room stuck on September 10th. The last day before I got to be in the same place my best friend for the first time. At first is was an accident, I didn't change it before I left for my flight at 6am, then I was gone for a week so I couldn't do it, and I kept forgetting for a while afterwards. My mum - who had bought it for me - pointed it out when she visited a few weeks ago, told me I'm a few months behind. I guess it’s a thing now, it stays on that date.

[orchideous-nox]

ROSEKILLER SMUT ON HALLOWEEN????

hold on one second lemme get a ring-

A Halloween proposal? Damn, @futurequibblerjournalist isn't gonna be happy about this

[orchideous-nox]

My husband just called me a freak and not in a fun hot sexy way. On our anniversary.

: (

[orchideous-nox]

@futurequibblerjournalist love you really 😘

[orchideous-nox]

I posted a tiktok 11 months ago and someone commented on it and now I'm in a different country sat on his couch

the internet is crazy cause a year ago i commented on a fanfic i enjoyed and now me and that author watch tv together from opposite coasts every single night

[orchideous-nox]

I am being asked for Rosekiller headcanons because my opinions are so correct, I have such a burden of responsibility but I will do what I can for my loyal fans < 3

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Had a pretty shitty evening but it's okay, I have edits of Peter Capaldi as The Doctor and a mug with my long-distance bestie husband's face on it crying at my angsty fics so I'm good

[orchideous-nox]

I went to another country to go see some guy who commented on my tiktok a year ago and I stayed in his guest room for a week. I'm going back to spend my birthday with him next year like.....what do you mean he knows exactly how tall I am and I've met his mum???

if i think too long abt how ive made friends through writing fanfic and have since seen friends who were once just online mutuals,,,, in person and like they’ve seen my face and apartment and like ,, we’ve hung out ,,, i throw up

[orchideous-nox]

Sometimes marriage is not as great as people make it out to be. Sometimes your husband ends the phone call because he's tired and needs to sleep, only to immediately text you and say he's meeting up with his side chick 😭😭😭

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Isnt that literally what u did w Snape tho?? /gen

Actually no lol, I avoided talking about anything Snape's gang related to Katie for so long cause I knew they didn't give a shit,,,, I was slipping a few things in here and there but even then I was actively trying to shut up about it. The floodgates kinda opened a bit when I started posting on tumblr but Katie made it clear that they were more open to hearing about it before I went at it.

But also Katie's said in general that they just like hearing me talk lol so I get to ramble about stuff because it's me talking and Katie just happened to get interested in some of them,,,, but now that I know that they don't care about Tiberius I'm not gonna throw it in their face like that, yk?

[orchideous-nox]

my husband is lost at war😭(he ended our call because his grandma was calling him and he hasn't come back yet its been like 20 minutes)

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Coming off anon to assert my dominance seeing as there is an imposter in our midst

goldenshower.

Lmaoooo this is so funny 😭 I’m still not over us being on call yesterday and me just squinting at the phone when I got the other goldenshower asks like did you send this?? And for once you could say no lmao