#quibblernox

[orchideous-nox]

I am being asked for Rosekiller headcanons because my opinions are so correct, I have such a burden of responsibility but I will do what I can for my loyal fans < 3

[futurequibblerjournalist]

There’s nothing better than talking about marauders while you’re on a dinner date. Very fun stuff, can confirm

[orchideous-nox]

1 week until I get to yap with my best friend in person AAAHHHHHH

[orchideous-nox]

The excitement is so real, sat in the airport knowing I get to see my best friend for the first time in just a few hours and he's fucking asleep. It's 9:20am and I've been awake for 4 and a half hours already, I'm so tired 😭

[orchideous-nox]

Favourite Quibbler post?

tw: dead animals

People might not realise that me and Quibbbler inspire each other's posts a lot so some of his posts come from us yapping in DMs and I mean like copy and pasted.

One time I had texted him about a dead bird in the road when I was on a walk and we both posted something about Evan and his love for roadkill and Barty bringing him roadkill and someone replied or reblogged my post while I was in VC with Quibbler like "this post was 2 above yours" and it was his post 😂

[orchideous-nox]

You ever so excited for something that you just 🧍

[orchideous-nox]

Whoever has given @futurequibblerjournalist an existential crisis through an ask, I love you

[futurequibblerjournalist]

To anon, as someone who is regularly in VC with both of them, I can confirm Nox and Quibbler are in fact the same person. Why else would their blogs are exactly the same down to the timestamp of the reblogs?? Not to mention the fact that they have the very same goal in life: populating the bottom barty tag on ao3

I've yet to figure out how they managed that visit though. But there is definitely something sus about it going on

GODDAMMIT WILD

[orchideous-nox]

i get to go visit my best friend for the first time in september 🥺

i am going to be so annoying about this

[orchideous-nox]

I love that there are people out there that potentially think me and my beloved dickhead Alex are actually married because of some of our posts. I'm happy to keep fuelling those rumours. For better or for worse, bitch < 3

[orchideous-nox]

Does that mean you have mututal in laws?

We have many, me and Alex follow a lot of the same people and we have friends who joke that our blogs are just us reblogging the same content. When I was at his place it was worse because we'd be sat on the same couch reblogging posts within seconds of each other from the same person or each other.

[futurequibblerjournalist]

How is the QuibblerNox visit?

It was really great!! I drove Katie to the airport a few hours ago tho and they’re on their way home now 😭 I’m making them come back in a few months tho hehe

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Meant to send you and ask about your shitty gay dad but I fucking launched it at your homoerotic moot OOOH MY GOD Im going to kms AHHHH

This is the funniest thing ever,,, Katie even messaged me and was like "I think this was supposed to be for you" but the confirmation and the homoerotic moot has killed me

[orchideous-nox]

no context quibblernox #006

Alex: be quiet, my penis

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Are you sure that you and Nox are different people?

Pretty sure lol, I do not have the time to run both our blogs nor do I have the ability to come visit myself lol

[orchideous-nox]

Thoughts on Quibbler's less common ships (like Seabunny!!)? :3

I've been here since before he was yapping about them publically, I was getting all this stuff in my DMs months ago so I've had a while to take in his headcanons and yapping.

That being said, I think I generally feel quite similarly to Alex but he is much more passionate while I appreciate them quietly because I'm still learning and figuring them out.

Anyway, I checked with him and these are the ships that Quib-bitch (< 3) wants me to talk about!

Seabunny - I really enjoy Igor as a character, I always thought he was interesting from what we know about him canonically, so I like the idea that Charity sees this guy and wants to find some good in him and bring out something that he's buried deep down perhaps, but is also just like "he's never going to be perfect, so I'll also just take him as being a piece of shit because he fucks good". He also likes that there isn't pressure to be who he is expected to be with her, he can be gentle without judgement if that's what he chooses.

Starrynight - I have less opinions about this ship. It took me a while to come around to seeing Severus as more than just how a majority of the fandom sees him. That being said, I do enjoy starrynight, I think they're two people who have a great appreciation for each other that spans throughout their school years and into their teacher years. Aurora is so cool to me, I lowkey love her and the way Alex drew her in his yearbook is like chef's kiss. I think they're two people who seem very 😐 to everyone else but they understand each other's tiny little intricacies that other people don't bother trying to learn.

Wiseprince - Okay this was the OG ship that Alex would yap to me about which made me be like "ohhhhh okay this could be cool". Edmund Jr is so closeted and he only lets himself accept that part of him when it's just him and Sev and even then he hates it and doesn't fully understand what the feelings are. They're an awkward mess of unarticulated angsty yearning and deep deep denial and for some reason I vibe with this dynamic.

Crownest - The cupboard scene in GoF. That is all. Like how can you watch those two in that film and not see two exes who are forced into being in the same place after years and spend most of their time talking shit about the other and glaring at each other. I don't see any tenderness between them, it's not some gentle fluffy love, it's low-key toxic and they're not in it for each other specifically, Severus doesn't sit there fantasizing about Igor and Igor isn't writing "Mr Igor Snape" in the margins of his notebooks.

Goldenshower - Sorry Alex, but if you're not coming up with a better ship name then I will continue to call them this. These two are not good for each other. There is a reason Gilderoy (my boy Roy) is the golden part of the ship and it's not all piss related. He doesn't want his reputation tarnished. Igor also doesn't want people thinking he's going to become someone like Gilderoy and actively teases him for being a pristine posh-boy. That being said, I think there is a dirty side of Gilderoy that he only lets out around Igor. But they're still not good for each other.

Aurora x Pandora - Alex hasn't come up with a ship name for these two yet so suffer with that. I feel very strongly about cosmiccreation (but this much is probably obvious on my blog), but I kinda fuck with this I think. Like I could vibe with this but there's not much content about them really.

If you want to know about any other ships specifically then let me know! I'm happy to yap, though my headcanons might be limited depending on ships because I base a lot of my knowledge about the Snape's Gang characters off Quibbler's posts and him yapping in my DMs (which I love, makes me feel special that I get some of this before it sees the light of day).