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Crying in the corner because I made an edit of Laszlo and Nadja to "My Love Mine All Mine" and now I feel painfully single because I have nobody to call me "my darling" and love me the way Laszlo loves Nadja 😭

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hey so those of y’all in the marauders fandom who are saying you’ll watch if ben barnes plays sirius and andrew garfield plays remus… better take those anti-JKR disclaimers out of your bios!

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I'm going to choose to not take offence that it's our wedding anniversary next week yet somehow this is more important but yesss we love Bottom Barty and all of my creations that have come from it

It’s officially been a year since I convinced @orchideous-nox that bottom Barty is the way to go (and also we agreed that he’s Scouse) and never before has there been a more important anniversary. Oh the things we’ve gotten as a world from Katie understand Barty and his full bottoming potential,,,, 🛐🛐

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"I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more" - R.A.B.

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Barty: well you see jim-

James: it's James.

Barty:

Barty: uh huh. Anyways Jimmy-

Regulus: *cackling like a freak in the background*

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what if i said crownest edit.....

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Regulus: seems like I’m always saving your ass

James: well it is an ass worth saving

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James, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Remus: You're kinda ugly.

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Evan Rosier mapping out the exact spots he can stab Barty so that he’d still live.

Barty’s whole-heartedly into it.

(That’s it, that’s the post)

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one of the mauraders losing an argument to sirius but bring up that he's literally a product of incest

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no context quibblernox #020

Alex (in a voice note): How much incest do we allow before it goes from vague incest to just regular casual incest? Like, where do we say "stop, no more incest, that's enough"? Like when does it become casual fun acceptable incest, and when does it become Black family?

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Get a spouse who sends you voice notes where they're laughing so hard they're wheezing and it makes you laugh too when you're trying to work on an angsty edit 😂

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charity x aurora or charity x igor

I can't say I give Charity x Aurora much thought, I'm not like against them, they've just not crossed my mind particularly.

Charity x Igor though has crossed my mind a significant amount as we know. I am a seabunny shipper through and through, I love them

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CON FUCKING O'NEILL SHARED MY IZZY HANDS EDIT ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORY AHHHHHHH

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Yesterday-Katie who decided to make a Nandor edit consisting of 65 clips that are 0.4 seconds long and all need transitions adding and shortening manually is a little fucking bitch 😭

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We need to get more hot women on Strictly Come Dancing over here because I just watched Ilona Maher's paso doble and ugggghhhhhhh I could watch that shit for hours I'm not okay

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Lowkey stuck thinking about Remus bottoming,,,, just that lanky man spread across Sirius’s bed with limbs too long for anything and his cock twitching against his scarred stomach. Sirius is looking down at him like the teasing little shit he is and urging him to tell him how badly he wants to be fucked and all Remus can do is get red in the face and rut against him,,, ahhhhhh 😮‍💨