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Just found out my favourite shark at the local aquarium died so in mourning I will go and spend an egregious amount of time watching the sharks in the big shark tank

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Evan rocking up to the Crouch household with this when he's invited to meet Barty’s parents

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Just Barty Crouch Jr. Things

I posted this on a community a little while ago but I wanted to bring it on my own blog as well.

as much as I love the idea of him having hair dye and visible tattoos, I don't think he would be allowed to come home if he didn't look pristine. However, I do think he did little things to express himself. Stuff like pins on his book bag and stickers on his trunk. Clip on earrings, press on nails, stuff like that.

Whenever I think of Barty Crouch Jr., I think of another David Tennant character Campbell Bain from Taking Over The Asylum. I like to think that at one point, Barty was as pure and happy and full of life before he grew up a little more and realized how difficult and horrible life can be at times.

I am a diehard Rosekiller shipper but I do believe that they were very toxic to each other. We don't know a whole bunch about the Rosier family but if the Rosiers were anything like the Blacks or Crouches, Evan came from a horrible household as well. And if that is the case, neither one of them really knew how to have a healthy relationship. That doesn't mean that they didn't love each other in their own twisted ways.

No one talks about how smart Barty was. Barty Crouch Sr. told people that his son achieved 12 O.W.L.s which shows very high intelligence. He was being conditioned to be a high ranking politician much like his father was and that means perfect marks, perfect hair, perfect image.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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evan licking the blood clean from barty's knuckles after he’s beaten someone up

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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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Rosekiller in the great hall always acting and sounding like they are in the start of a porno. Everyone sort of stays clear of them fully expecting them to start raw dogging on the table one day.

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06, 51, 55 for the question thing

hi anon, thank you so much for the questions!!

06 - How do you want to die?

I am someone who spends far too much time thinking about death, whether it's my own or the people that I love. I can't help it, it's a thing. But I want to die in the way that I am least aware of, like in my sleep or something sudden. Or like swallowed whole by a shark but I know they don't really do that.

51 - Favourite food?

I always used to say fajitas for so long but I haven't had them for ages, but there's a shop here in the UK called Co-op that does these crisps that are so good and the flavour is called "all dressed seriously saucy" but I could not tell you what they taste like except heaven, so I will say it's them.

55 - Are you mean?

It depends. In general no, I have been told my whole life that I'm too nice to people when they're not nice to me and it's something I'm still told now. But I know there are one or two anons who think differently.

70 horrible questions ask game

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hello friend!! 34 & 59 pls

Hiii thank you for the ask < 3

34 - Who/what was your last dream about?

I can't remember any of my super recent dreams 😭 my most recent one I remember will get me cancelled so we'll go with the one before that where the lovely @futurequibblerjournalist was romancing me just after we escaped a train hijacking which is apparently really effective because then we fell in love. That dream was like a month ago I think? I need to start writing my dreams down.

59 - Do you like the snow?

I think it can be nice aesthetically when it's snowing or when there's fresh snow on the ground and I don't have to leave the house, but other than that it's inconvenient 😅

70 horrible questions ask game

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just heard about communion!! "bred"????? "whine"?????? now thats something i can get behind!!!

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Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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Edmund Avery Jr watching Severus finally ask Aurora out even though he spent hours bitching about her to Sev to make him see sense

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Almost 3 years ago to the day I was referred for an autism assessment, and today I finally got given a date for next month after what feels like the longest wait ever 😭

And to the anon back in September, I'm finally trading in my "TikTok DSM-V" 🖕

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"oh you still use tumblr? can I see?" no. that's where I keep my demons

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no no no you don’t understand i NEED a pet raccoon

like i need one in order to survive

might die if i don’t get one

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continue my saga of sending you snape's gang as paintings of animals, I present to you

✨Igor Karkaroff✨

I can't decide whether Igor would wear board shorts pulled up stupid high looking like an idiot or the most scandalously small budgie smugglers, but I love the vision of him having chicken legs 😂

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I feel like an Arizona peach ice tea would fix about 50% of my problems rn but they are so expensive in some places in the UK and I can only think of 2 shops that sell Arizona where I live, so really it's making my life worse