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i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

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the marauders group chat

peter: good night homos!!!

peter: *homies

peter: eh same thing

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“we need more evil female characters” you guys cant even handle a traumatized teenage girl making a mistake

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The marauders as shit my friends have said:

*James interacting with Regulus*

Barty: HEY, BACK UP. HE- HE’S A CHILD, YOU’RE TOUCHING A MINOR!

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i just binged your demon barty au, and it was omg so f good!! i'm a sucker for anything paranormal, alsoo bottom barty, yes please!!! and even though i am a bottom barty truther always and forever, i just couldn't help but notice that he has a....tail. so you know...could he....perhaps..use it? can...evan? it's very important to me that you say yes

Uhhhh he could definitely do something with his tail, i picture it with hair on the end so perhaps not everything but they'd definitely try something 😏😏😏

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I have a calendar in my living room stuck on September 10th. The last day before I got to be in the same place my best friend for the first time. At first is was an accident, I didn't change it before I left for my flight at 6am, then I was gone for a week so I couldn't do it, and I kept forgetting for a while afterwards. My mum - who had bought it for me - pointed it out when she visited a few weeks ago, told me I'm a few months behind. I guess it’s a thing now, it stays on that date.

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ed sr who's feelings are genuinely hurt bc esther said no to letting him eat it three times in a row

How dare she need a break or reciprocate and go down on him, so rude of her. Has she not considered husband's feelings? 😭

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Don't you just looove it when popular tiktok cosplayers delete comments that call them out for supporting jkr by going to the studios and buying merch "in a marauders way" 🙃

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Okay i'm actually actually writing this atm so i should just about have it out before Christmas day, let's goooooo!!!!!!

making myself sit down and write the wolfstar Christmas smut because someone told me that fics don't write themselves?? don't know where they got that idea from but I fear they might be right (shocker)

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“can’t make a wife out of a hoe”

excuse me but have you ever heard of rosekiller

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─ requested by @safarigirlsp | part 1.

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edmund avery jr really puts the homo into homophobia

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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

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ac: @lilyerida

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barty would joke about having an exposed nerve ending and evan would grab it w his whole fist

Yes, your ship would kiss but would they jerk off each other’s exposed nerve ending?? Yeah didn’t think so

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Thinking about Evan balls deep in Barty, fisting his hair as he draws his head back, vampire fangs dripping with blood, whispering in his ear "you can come now, baby."

That's all. Just human sippy cup Barty, and domestic vampires au on my mind.

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I'm going to stay with my parents tomorrow for Christmas and spent today making an AgathaRio edit. Have I done any packing? No. Has my mum replied to my text about what time she's going to come pick me up tomorrow? Also no.