#rosekiller headcanon

[keksikart]

OMFG

oh, tell me about your rosekiller headcanons

I need inspiration :(

[percesdead]

barty "lmao lets go fuck on my dads grave" crouch jr

evan "lmao lets do it" rosier

[bri-cheeses]

Evan and Barty randomly deciding to start acting like a couple as a joke and also partially to fool their friends, and they’re giggling about it for a full week because did their friends really accept that without comment and move on just like that??

Except what they don’t realize is they’re literally just acting the exact same as before, just with like maybe 30% more pet names than usual

[padfootsaphrodite]

Barty and Evan are the kind of people to take literal centuries to realize their feelings for each other and then get married the day after having their first kiss/confession.

[accio-sriracha]

Barty "Insanity can only exist if there is enough humanity left to fear it" Crouch.

And Evan "Dude, what the fuck" Rosier.

[fae-whispers]

evan “go fuck yourself” rosier and barty “fuck me yourself” crouch jr

[orchideous-nox]

hi hello, just your friendly reminder that barty has only ever bottomed for evan because he's the only person he trusts enough to give up control. cool, k bye.

[novvabee]

ok loved the poly!marauders bedroom thoughts, could you maybe write one for poly!rosekiller? ❤️

Alright alright y’all know the drill this is 18+ MDNI

I present to you: poly!rosekiller bedroom thoughts!

Alright first up, I think that Barty is a switch through and through. He loves to be in control, absolutely, but the second you wanna take over, he is willing and ready for whatever. If you are more on the dominant side, he would practically beg for you to let it lose. I feel like Barty has no shame whatsoever letting you do anything and everything to him. We all know he would literally die on the spot if Evan told him to, and I feel like he would give you that same respect lol. I think that if you and Evan are dominating Barty, he could die a happy man right then and there because that is already his idea of a perfect afterlife. And let’s be real here, I think that Barty is the most down with pegging so if that is your thing, he would be all for it. Now, if you are more submissive, I feel like Barty would be the overly caring and nurturing one out of the two. I think that Barty would take the BEST care of you because you are his baby, his love and life. Whatever you ask for, it is done, no questions asked. He would quite literally worship you and his favorite way to show his dedication would be none other than burying his face between your thighs for hours. If he could, Barty would eat you out all day long, not coming up for air, food, water, or rest. This man is devoted to his loves and will lose himself in your pleasure. Barty enjoys you riding him no matter if you’re more in a dominant or submissive mood, so that he could watch your tits so close to his face. He would also LOVE making you into a pillow princess. Now this is one thing that he and Evan disagree on, Evan believes that you should have to work a little bit for your pleasure, but as said before, Barty is willing to give you everything you want and need, all you have to do is lie back and take it. I feel like Barty’s favorite form of punishment/torment is overstimulation, making you cum over and over again until you are literally pushing away from him and Evan tells him it's enough.

Now Evan is also a switch, but I can see him leaning more on the dominant side. I think that he would love to watch you and Barty, no matter who is in control. He takes pleasure in seeing not only one but both of his partners in complete ecstasy. If you are more dominant, Evan would give in, not as quickly as Barty, but wouldn’t put up too much of a fight. I think that he would rather share Barty, allowing you both dominate him (which Barty is completely on board with by the way) rather than have you in control of them both, but if that is what you prefer he will absolutely give in. he will just push Barty down a peg on the totem pole so that he feel slightly more in control. And if you are on the submissive side, Evan is a little more hard on you than Barty. Evan loves seeing you on your knees for him, like I said before, he believes that you should work a little bit for your pleasure, and this is his favorite way to put you to work. He loves threading his fingers through your hair or pulling it up for you so that he could get a better hold to fuck your throat. Evan, like Barty, would also worship you, but his preferred method is to sing your praises; “fuck baby, your mouth is so good” “you’re so tight baby, making me feel so good” “I love when you look at me like that while I fuck you/your mouth��. Now one of his favorite things to do is team up with Barty on you, he’ll play the ‘bad cop’ while Barty plays more of the ‘good cop’ and he would relish in the confusion it causes you, not knowing who to listen to but trying your best to please them both. Usually this ends in Evan giving in and finally give you what you want, usually just joining in on whatever Barty is already doing to you. Evan’s favorite form of punishment/torment is orgasm denial. He would love to build you up then pull away and hear you whine for just a moment before going back and then actually giving you what you want. If he is feeling particularly mischievous, he will watch as Barty is eating you out and when you are right on the edge, he will distract Barty by shoving his cock in Barty’s mouth or simply by pulling him away from you to shove his tongue in Barty’s mouth to get a taste of you for himself.

...wow

[lavenderstarsomg]

What do we think? Which one are we choosing??

Rosekiller where Barty is taller than Evan

Rosekiller where Evan is taller than Barty

Rosekiller where they are both the same high

[idesperatelyneedtoworkonmybook]

No no you are wrong I don't ship rosekiller I worship rosekiller.

[curiouslymyown]

Barty is the kind of guy to steal a raccoon and hide it in his and Evans apartment

[thorn-rosed]

barty (insane, paranoid and violent) in the mental hospital x evan who is his doctor.

barty doesn't think that evan is real at first, thinks he's just another illusion of his fucked up brain, and the more they get to know each other, the less barty wants evan to be a fantasy. evan is the first one to make barty feel safe and at peace since he got taken in.

[binvibin]

you’re telling me evan and barty didnt have tattooed rings on their fingers?? they said till death do us part and they meant it

[bri-cheeses]

Pandora definitely makes flower crowns and hands them out to everyone. And “everyone” obviously incudes her twin brother, so there are plenty of days in the spring and summer where Evan’s just walking around with a flower crown on his head. If you comment on it, though, you will be hexed. Except for Barty, because he has special privileges. And because his comments are just saying how pretty Evan looks in his flower crown and how badly Barty wants to kiss him :3

[padfootsaphrodite]

The first time Evan had said "I love you" to Barty he had thought Barty was asleep when Barty was still conscious enough to process what he said, he paid little mind to the fact that Barty held on to him tighter after he spoke those three words. The next night Barty said he loved him back and Evans eyes flew open to stare at him in disbelief. Barty just smiled at him softly and asked if he was alright.

[accio-sriracha]

September 19th ~Rosekiller ~ Word Count: 316 ~ Prompt: Cheek @rosekillermicrofic

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Evan stopped Barty in the doorway, “You're drunk. Stay somewhere else.”

Barty recoiled, “Excuse me?” 

“You need to go.”

“Don't tell me what to do.” He shot back.

“You know, maybe I’d be nicer if you weren’t drinking yourself to death.”

“Oh, fuck this. I'm leaving. I’ll be the good guy and turn the other cheek.”

“The good guy? You're always manipulating me!”

“Bullshit! I’m not the one kickin’ you out!”

“You just always need a reaction from me. Why? Does it get you off? Is that it? Is it some sick fantasy of yours?”

“Shut up!” Barty shouted.

Evan kept going, “Why me, huh? I'm the only one you do this to. Does making me angry turn you on? Did it finally click that you're just a pathetic, sadistic, closeted little-”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Barty's words echoed in the silent room. He sighed, “You're right. I- I don't know how to... I'm in love with you, okay?” He blurted, "And I hurt you because it was easier than facing the truth."

It was a while before Evan managed to speak,

"You love me?" He whispered. Barty nodded,

"I always have."

Evan blew out a breath, “I love you too... Even though you’re a fucking maniac.”

Barty snorted, his eyes filled with tears, "Like you aren't just as crazy."

They jumped when a voice came from nowhere,

“Finally.” Regulus groaned, “I’ve been waiting for three years.”

“When the fuck did you get here?”

Regulus rolled his eyes, “I’ve been here all morning, nitwit. I’m still waiting for you idiots to kiss.”

Evan looked back to find Barty was already staring, he looked nervous. 

Evan didn’t hesitate, surging forward to kiss the absolute mess of a fucking man that he loved with all his heart.

Sure, they were toxic, maybe even a little insane. But somehow, they worked. And what kind of love isn’t a little crazy?