#like prongsfoot

[deathnguts]

Even non endgame Bartylus is still a soul deep bond. Yes they were each other’s first kiss, and no they will never regret it even if they grow up to be with other people. Yes they will always feel most at home in each other’s arms, even if they marry other people. And no, it’s not in an infidelity way, they just mean literally eveyrthing to each other. They just are soul bound. *vomits and dies on the ground with a foaming mouth and rolled back teary eyes*

[macaulaytwins]

a loose part 2 to the “Sirius Black killed James Potter” nonsense of 1981

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

James starts fights, Sirius ends them.

James calls the shots, Sirius does the shooting.

James makes the enemy, Sirius holds the grudge.

[coyotelip]

james potter taking 'am I gay' quiz in the middle of the night.

[stareggie]

sirius: my parents didn’t raise no quitter 💪🏼💪🏼

james: your parents didn’t raise you at all 😭

[arsonisticartichokes]

*puts this out to lure prongsfoot shippers to my blog*

[ultravioletbrit]

“miss” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 222 words

James stands with his bag on his shoulder, Sirius has his on the ground at his feet.

“I’ll miss you, Pads.” James tells him solemnly.

“Yeah, I’ll miss you, too.” Sirius looks up from where he was staring at the ground.

“They do know we’re just driving in separate cars, right?” Regulus asks Remus as they’re leaning against one of the cars.

“I’ve seen them do this when one of them has to go to the bathroom.” Remus tells him dryly and Regulus rolls his eyes pushing himself off the car.

“Alright, idiots, let’s go or we’re going to be late.” Regulus yells and gets in the passenger seat of James’ car.

A moment later James gets in the driver’s side and Regulus just stares at him.

“What?” James asks.

“Should I be worried?” Regulus jokingly asks and James rolls his eyes.

“That? That’s all for show. You–” James leans over and kisses Regulus. “–have my whole heart.” James tells him.

“I’m going to tell him you said that.” Regulus says as he turns to grab his seatbelt. When he turns back, James is staring at him with actual fear in his eyes.

Regulus rolls his eyes and shakes his head as he leans in to kiss James. James starts the car and they follow Sirius and Remus, but James sends Regulus nervous glances the entire drive.

[siriusblackdevotee]

Mauraders fandom: Sirius would quite literally die for James and even kill for James

Mauraders fandom: James trusts Sirius the most with his life and the lives of his family

Mauraders fandom: they are so codependent they would literally stop functioning if they weren't around each other

Mauraders fandom: what they have something deeper than best friends, their love transcends even soulmates

Me: nice, oh so we're so shipping them right?

Mauraders fandom: ew what the fuck, no, that's literal incest, what is wrong with you???

Me: wha-you said they were bestfriends???

Mauraders fandom: they are platonic!! Brotherly!! Incest?? How could you ship them?? There's no romance!! Nothing is between them!!

Me: ???

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

having prongsfoot thoughts but specifically how james skews his moral compass wrong for sirius and sirius tries to fix his for james. thinking about how sirius is the 'cruel' one and james is the 'kind' one but sirius tells the marauders about his mother and remus and peter see pure hatred in james' eyes when sirius is bids farewell to them on the train, months later. thinking about how lily makes a remark about sirius' family and james snaps at her, which he's never done before. thinking about sirius sitting idly and chainsmoking as he tells james that regulus is dead and james comforts him while he thinks good riddance. thinking about sirius trying to make conversation with peter because james likes him, so sirius has to too. thinking about sirius slipping chocolate and a sorry note to remus because james said sirius made an insensitive joke. thinking about sirius trying to be nicer and accepting and holding his tongue near certain people because james doesn't like it when he's mean to them. thinking about sirius never not being proud because james never tells him not to be, but only because james had grown to adore it. thinking them both knowing each other's flaws and feeling their depressions and thinking the other is the pinnacle of perfection despite it, that unless he says it's wrong, i'm right.

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

imagine falling in love with your best friend in a gay way and they get married to someone of the opposite sex, have a child with them and die, and you have to be the child’s legal guardian and have mental breakdown because of how much the child reminds you of your dead best friend who you were in love with

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

Sirius and James meeting for the first time

Sirius : I've only had James for a day and half but, if something happens to him I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself

James : I've only met this boy now, but I trust him with my life and, I'll love him so much it'll change his entire life

James and Sirius who are toxic about each other but never to each other

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

My fav dynamic in marauders is the complete and slightly unhealthy codependency James and Sirius have on each other

Like I’m positive when they left hogwarts instead of living with their partners they just owned a seperate house where they could live together

Sure they stayed with their partners sometimes but other times they just needed to be alone together

[enbysiriusblack]

i will, without fail, make sirius jily's biggest fan. he will always ship them more than anyone else.

[roalinda]

French Sirius Black this, French Sirius Black that. What about a posh pureblood British Sirius Black who has been reluctantly homeschooled into learning French and uses it to speak to an equally posh pureblood British James Potter who has been reluctantly homeschooled into learning it as well, just to scheme their private pranks while the whole Hogwarts thinks they are waxing poetry.

[uhhlifeig]

First Divorce - Jan. 15th - word count: 298 - @wolfstarmicrofic

Sirius groaned as sunlight streamed through the window. 

He knew he shouldn’t have gone out. His head was killing him and his mouth was so incredibly dry, and he literally remembered none of the previous night.

He turned to face the floor, catching sight of James sprawled across the carpet.

“Mornin’, Prongs,” Sirius croaked.

“Don’t talk, mate,” James muttered. “Hurts.”

Sirius nodded, and then immediately regretted that decision when his world started spinning. When he finally stopped feeling nauseated, he took a good look around the room.

There was nothing out of the ordinary- except for the marriage certificate on the table.

What. The. Fuck.

Sirius picked up the certificate, noting both his and James’s signatures. 

“James Fleamont Potter,” he screeched, ignoring his pounding headache in favor of being dramatic. “We’re married?”

James frowned, opening his eyes. “Fuck, the light,” he hissed. “Ow, that hurts.”

“We got married?” Sirius asked again. 

“That’s what it says, no?” James answered.

“But we can’t be married!” Sirius yelped. “I want my beautiful Moony and I can’t have him if we’re married! And you have Lily!”

“Yeah, yeah, okay,” James grunted, attempting to sit up. “Let’s get divorced, then.”

Just then, Remus walked into the room. “Hello, Sleeping Beauty,” he grinned. “I see you’ve found the papers.”

Sirius looked at his boyfriend incredulously. “You knew?” he asked, feigning betrayal. “Moons, Moony, my love, why didn’t you stop us?”

“It was funny,” Remus shrugged. “Here’s some water and crackers.”

“Oh, Moony, my lord and savior.” Sirius said, making grabby hands. “What did I do to deserve you?”

“Good question. Now, James,” Remus said, turning and prodding his friend gently. “Get up and share the crackers with Padfoot. Peter and Lily are coming.”

“Mfffgh.” James rolled over so that he was facedown. “Go away.”

[curiouslymyown]

“James would choose Sirius if he had to” SHUT UP I LIVE IN DELUSION I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT