#sirius and james

[outromoony]

Sirius: Hey, Moony.

Remus: Yeah?

Sirius: Can a person breathe inside a working washing machine??

Remus: ...

Remus: Where's James?

[not-rab]

James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

[maiiefizz]

Sirius: Prongs, don't look at my brother like that!

James: I don't just want to look at him.

Sirius: James Potter, don't put a finger on my brother.

James: What about in?

Sirius: In?

James: Can I put a finger in your...

Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER

[moutainrusing]

PA announcement: Would Remus Lupin and Regulus Black please report to Security?

- - -

Remus: We are Remus Lupin and Regulus Black, we were called to Security?

Security officer: Ah, yes, we have some lost... belongings of yours.

James and Sirius, waving: Hi! We got lost.

Regulus: But we didn’t even bring you with us?

[bartycrouchissobabygirl]

Barty hearing that Sirius Black apparently k!lled James Potter when he was subject to seven years of their painful codependency.

[siriusorionblackiii]

james and remus watching sirius and regulus fight because one stared at the other for a bit too long.

james: i don’t get why those two are so angry all the damn time.

remus: short people are closer to hell.

[clumsily-stacked-fandoms]

rip james potter and sirius black you would have loved calling each other pookie at every given occassion

[rhetorical-conscience]

Remus: I don't think Sirius is very happy about you dating his brother.

James: What makes you say that?

Remus, reading a letter aloud: Prongs. I hope this message finds you before I do.

[aejiee]

Humbly requesting James and Sirius doing some silly platonic soulmate shit like karaoke or something

Idk why but I imagine the "OH F- ITS IN KOREAN" "oh my god same" "외로운-" tiktok audio

[that-bitch-kat3]

i hate to say it but in the modern day james and sirius would have a podcast.

[outromoony]

Ac: @silveryones

[not-rab]

*during a prank*

James: What do you think Sirius will do for a distraction?

Remus: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do

*classroom explodes and several students start screaming*

Remus: ... Or he could do that

[maiiefizz]

I just realised

James for Wolfstar

is the same as

Regulus for Rosekiller

The best friend who has to watch his best friends pine for each other.

And... Pandora??

...

Pandora is Pete.

Trying to help, to fix things, but it blew up.

[moutainrusing]

James: What if you press the brake and the gas at the same time?

Sirius: The car takes a screenshot.

Regulus: For the last time. Can both of you get the fuck out of my car?

[shadyblacklin]

regulus meeting james the first time: *awkward blinks*

james: *whispering to sirius* is he can speak?

sirius: yes, but in a very specific manner

james: what do you mea...

regulus: *trying to say hi* fuck off

james: oh *smiles* nice one

sirius: told you

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

friendly reminder that sirius black says "entertain me" and james potter says "yessir"