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Sirius would choose the Dog-Escape again.

The marauders would LOVE escape rooms

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The marauders would LOVE escape rooms

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Sirius: I’m not that easy.

Remus: *undoes one button*

Sirius: Okay fine but that was rude.

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Polyjuice Potion

'Erm...' James slowly closed the door and looked at Remus. 'Erm,' he said again, 'Moony, I hate to alarm you but... ah, how do I put this? Moony, Moony seems to be in your bedroom.'

'What?'

'Moony is in your bedroom. He's lying on your bed, in fact.'

Remus cocked his head to the side, a bit like Moony did sometimes, James thought to himself. 'Are you okay, Prongs?' He reached forward and pressed a hand to James' forehead. 'I know that bludger hit the back of your head last Sunday but I thought Merriweather gave you the all clear-'

'Moony is asleep on your bed!'

'O-kay,' Remus said slowly, clearly disbelieving. He reached for the door handle. 'Fucking hell!'

James' head popped round the door. 'Told you!'

'There's a massive dog on my bed!'

'I told you, it's Moony!'

'But I'm Moony!'

'Are you telling me I wouldn't recognise my old pal Moony if I saw him?'

'Are you telling me that I wouldn't recognise that i'd turned into a werewolf?!'

James stopped with hum. 'Hmm. That is a good point. But seriously, Moony - it's Moony!'

'My head hurts,' Remus mumbled, starring at the large furry bundle curled up on his pillow. He took a step closer. James was right, it wasn't a dog. The wolf was large, with glossy fur, the exact shade of Remus' hair. And then it opened his eyes and Remus gasped as his own eyes blinked sleepily up at him.

'What- how?' Remus didn't know what to say as the wolf sat up, tall and broad, its tail thumping slowly on the bed and gave a sad sounding whimper.

James meanwhile, completely oblivious to Remus' current existential crisis was poking around the room. 'Sirius was here,' he said to no-one in particular and then rounded on the wolf, finger waggling. 'Did you eat Sirius?'

The dog whimpered again, padding forward and nosing at Remus' hand.

'Sirius?'

'That's what I just asked him-'

'No,' Remus interrupted James who was now sniffing suspiciously at a glass of green sludge. 'I think this is Sirius.'

'That,' James said, still holding the glass, 'That might actually make sense. Smell this.' He thrust the glass at Remus and then pointed at the wolf again. 'Say awoo if you're Sirius.'

The wolf gave a very Sirius like huff. 'Awoo.'

'I don't actually sound like that do I?' Remus turned wide-eyed to look at James. 'That was pathetic!'

James looked unimpressed. 'Really? That's what you're going with? Not why has my boyfriend brewed some secret Polyjuice, broken into my flat, stolen my hair and transformed into the one part of me that I hate beyond all measure?'

'Oh yeh,' Remus glared at the wolf. The wolf snarled at James and then licked Remus hand.

James rolled his eyes. 'I am going to do something very unusual and give you guys a moment.' He started towards the door. 'I shall be in the kitchen making tea if you need me.'

The moment James shut the bedroom door Remus turned back to the wolf. 'Explain yourself,' he said sternly, although the vitriol was slightly lost by the fact that Remus was scritching behind the wolf's ear and making his back leg thud repeatedly onto the mattress.

'Awoo.'

'Awoo to you too. No, stop that!' He pushed the wolf's snout away from nuzzling at his neck. 'I'm mad at you. I'm going to go and have tea with James. You can sit here and think about what you've done until the Polyjuice wears off.'

The wolf snapped his jaws menacingly but Remus was unmoved. 'What you going to do?' He raised an eyebrow. 'Bite me?'

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An hour later James and Remus had just polished off their third cup of tea when Sirius came shuffling sheepishly into the kitchen, his hair a mess and several Moony coloured strands of fur on his joggers.

'Well?' Remus put his teacup down and crossed his arms.

'I didn't realise it was Moony's hair,' Sirius mumbled. 'I thought it was yours. I took it off the hoddie you were wearing last full.'

Remus did not look mollified. 'And tell, pray, why you felt the need to Polyjuice into me?'

Sirius opened his mouth and then closed it again, looking between Remus and James.

'Oh don't be shy,' Remus said mercilessly, 'Please do share with the class.'

'Umm-'

Remus drummed his fingers on the kitchen table. 'We're waiting.'

'wantedtogiveyourselfablowie.' Sirius said, very quiet and very quick.

'Speak up!' Remus barked, 'Say it again.'

'You said you wanted to know what it would be like to give yourself a blow j-'

Remus was up out of his chair and slamming a hand over Sirius' mouth quicker than the bludger that had knocked James for six last Sunday.

'HAHAHAHA,' Remus laughed loudly, slowly turning a rather nasty puce colour. 'Looks like being in Moony's head for a couple of hours has sent him a bit loopy.'

'I see,' James smirked.

'Yes,' Remus pressed his hand more firmly, covering up Sirius' indignant squawks of protest further. 'I think he probably needs to sleep it off a bit more actually.'

'Right.'

'Yes- ow!' Remus hissed as Sirius bit him. 'See, gone all rabid werewolf on us, Prongs. I'd get going if I were you. Doesn't seem like it's safe at all.'

James rolled his eyes. 'I'm going, i'm going.' He got to his feet and watched a moment longer as Remus struggled to drag an outraged Sirius out the room before he headed for the front door, listening to Remus all the while.

'There there, Padfoot. A nice nap and you'll feel right as rain.'

'Look at all the fur on my pillow! Bad dog!'

James grinned and opened the front door. He didn't move an inch before slamming it shut again. There was silence, just for a moment and then-

'Do you- do you have any Polyjuice left?'

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Polyjuice Potion

'Erm...' James slowly closed the door and looked at Remus. 'Erm,' he said again, 'Moony, I hate to alarm you but... ah, how do I put this? Moony, Moony seems to be in your bedroom.'

'What?'

'Moony is in your bedroom. He's lying on your bed, in fact.'

Remus cocked his head to the side, a bit like Moony did sometimes, James thought to himself. 'Are you okay, Prongs?' He reached forward and pressed a hand to James' forehead. 'I know that bludger hit the back of your head last Sunday but I thought Merriweather gave you the all clear-'

'Moony is asleep on your bed!'

'O-kay,' Remus said slowly, clearly disbelieving. He reached for the door handle. 'Fucking hell!'

James' head popped round the door. 'Told you!'

'There's a massive dog on my bed!'

'I told you, it's Moony!'

'But I'm Moony!'

'Are you telling me I wouldn't recognise my old pal Moony if I saw him?'

'Are you telling me that I wouldn't recognise that i'd turned into a werewolf?!'

James stopped with hum. 'Hmm. That is a good point. But seriously, Moony - it's Moony!'

'My head hurts,' Remus mumbled, starring at the large furry bundle curled up on his pillow. He took a step closer. James was right, it wasn't a dog. The wolf was large, with glossy fur, the exact shade of Remus' hair. And then it opened his eyes and Remus gasped as his own eyes blinked sleepily up at him.

'What- how?' Remus didn't know what to say as the wolf sat up, tall and broad, its tail thumping slowly on the bed and gave a sad sounding whimper.

James meanwhile, completely oblivious to Remus' current existential crisis was poking around the room. 'Sirius was here,' he said to no-one in particular and then rounded on the wolf, finger waggling. 'Did you eat Sirius?'

The dog whimpered again, padding forward and nosing at Remus' hand.

'Sirius?'

'That's what I just asked him-'

'No,' Remus interrupted James who was now sniffing suspiciously at a glass of green sludge. 'I think this is Sirius.'

'That,' James said, still holding the glass, 'That might actually make sense. Smell this.' He thrust the glass at Remus and then pointed at the wolf again. 'Say awoo if you're Sirius.'

The wolf gave a very Sirius like huff. 'Awoo.'

'I don't actually sound like that do I?' Remus turned wide-eyed to look at James. 'That was pathetic!'

James looked unimpressed. 'Really? That's what you're going with? Not why has my boyfriend brewed some secret Polyjuice, broken into my flat, stolen my hair and transformed into the one part of me that I hate beyond all measure?'

'Oh yeh,' Remus glared at the wolf. The wolf snarled at James and then licked Remus hand.

James rolled his eyes. 'I am going to do something very unusual and give you guys a moment.' He started towards the door. 'I shall be in the kitchen making tea if you need me.'

The moment James shut the bedroom door Remus turned back to the wolf. 'Explain yourself,' he said sternly, although the vitriol was slightly lost by the fact that Remus was scritching behind the wolf's ear and making his back leg thud repeatedly onto the mattress.

'Awoo.'

'Awoo to you too. No, stop that!' He pushed the wolf's snout away from nuzzling at his neck. 'I'm mad at you. I'm going to go and have tea with James. You can sit here and think about what you've done until the Polyjuice wears off.'

The wolf snapped his jaws menacingly but Remus was unmoved. 'What you going to do?' He raised an eyebrow. 'Bite me?'

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An hour later James and Remus had just polished off their third cup of tea when Sirius came shuffling sheepishly into the kitchen, his hair a mess and several Moony coloured strands of fur on his joggers.

'Well?' Remus put his teacup down and crossed his arms.

'I didn't realise it was Moony's hair,' Sirius mumbled. 'I thought it was yours. I took it off the hoddie you were wearing last full.'

Remus did not look mollified. 'And tell, pray, why you felt the need to Polyjuice into me?'

Sirius opened his mouth and then closed it again, looking between Remus and James.

'Oh don't be shy,' Remus said mercilessly, 'Please do share with the class.'

'Umm-'

Remus drummed his fingers on the kitchen table. 'We're waiting.'

'wantedtogiveyourselfablowie.' Sirius said, very quiet and very quick.

'Speak up!' Remus barked, 'Say it again.'

'You said you wanted to know what it would be like to give yourself a blow j-'

Remus was up out of his chair and slamming a hand over Sirius' mouth quicker than the bludger that had knocked James for six last Sunday.

'HAHAHAHA,' Remus laughed loudly, slowly turning a rather nasty puce colour. 'Looks like being in Moony's head for a couple of hours has sent him a bit loopy.'

'I see,' James smirked.

'Yes,' Remus pressed his hand more firmly, covering up Sirius' indignant squawks of protest further. 'I think he probably needs to sleep it off a bit more actually.'

'Right.'

'Yes- ow!' Remus hissed as Sirius bit him. 'See, gone all rabid werewolf on us, Prongs. I'd get going if I were you. Doesn't seem like it's safe at all.'

James rolled his eyes. 'I'm going, i'm going.' He got to his feet and watched a moment longer as Remus struggled to drag an outraged Sirius out the room before he headed for the front door, listening to Remus all the while.

'There there, Padfoot. A nice nap and you'll feel right as rain.'

'Look at all the fur on my pillow! Bad dog!'

James grinned and opened the front door. He didn't move an inch before slamming it shut again. There was silence, just for a moment and then-

'Do you- do you have any Polyjuice left?'

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James: Regulus is coming to my therapy appointment this week.

Remus: Why?

James: She thinks I’m making that bitch up.

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I’m so sorry, it’s ok - I’ll find my way to the corner to stand there..

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James: So tonight I was thinking we could stay up late playing checkers and say all the things we like about each other Kidnapper, crying: Your father paid the ransom 3 days ago, please go home

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Someone: haha Regulus, why did you choose to do figure skating? Such a girly sport!

Regulus, deadpan: shoes with knives. That's it. Bitch.

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Barty: *sighs*

Evan: are you bored?

Barty: yeah

Barty: do you want to start drama for no reason?

Evan: took you long enough to ask

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someone over on twitter rted art from @ kaikkuro_ saying it's jegulus so i had to draw it for them...

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— beau taplin

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"Stop forcing characters to be gay!" I'm sorry, if they didn't want me to think they were gay they why would they make them so fucking gay for each other?

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Si te molesto tanto que te bloqueara por ahí que deberías haber empezado por preguntar antes de tirar mierda. No sabes nada sobre mi, de donde soy, mi familia o cultura y estas haciendo un papelón que das hasta pena. Hay suficientes problemas reales en el mundo como para que estés crucificando a un desconocido por un fic de gente joven bebiendo y bailando de vacaciones.

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marauder quotes as things me or my friends have said:

Sirius: i need to find a mirror!

James: what?

Sirius: no, listen, i desperately need a mirror, oh god where are the mirrors in this place?!

James:

Sirius: BATHROOM! THAT'LL HAVE A MIRROR!!

*ten seconds later*

Sirius: *sighing in relief, fixing his hair in the mirror* sorry i needed to remind myself that i look hot today

James: *checking himself out in the mirror* fair enough.

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*silence in the common room, the fire crackling*

no-one:

Barty: I think everything would be okay in the world if there were more gay threesomes.

regulus: w h a t ?

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Lily: so you know how all art is inherently political, intended or not-

Peter: i don't really like anything political

Lily: *side eye* what do you mean?

Peter: I just don't enjoy anything that's political

Lily:

Lily: ...you just did an fashion art project on trans rights

Peter:

Lily: YOU RECOMMENDED THE HANDMAID'S TALE TV SHOW TO ME?!

Peter: ...yeah?

Lily: I- *looks confused* i feel like what you're saying and what you're doing are two very different things

Peter: the movies are always better than the book btw

Lily: okay well now you're just plain wrong

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April 7 - Revive Potion

Prompt 7 @wolfstarmicrofic words: 307

Sirius looked up from his half written essay to catch a quick glance of Remus, sitting across from him.

He was biting his thumbnail and had a slight furrow to his brow as he read over his own essay, occasionally making the slight adjustment.

The way the sun reflected off his brown hair made it almost glow. It flopped into his eyes and Sirius had the overwhelming desire to brush it out of his face.

Sirius had never been good at controlling his impulses, always running his mouth and bursting into action before thinking of the consequences. So without a second though he reached across the table and dragged his hand through Remus’ hair, keeping it out of his eyes.

The subject of Sirius’ affection looked up in surprise before a soft smile grew on his face. It was lopsided and made his honey golden eyes scrunch up a little.

“How’s the essay going?” Remus asked turning his full attention to Sirius, making him feel like the luckiest person in the world.

“Pretty good, I think I’ll finish it tomorrow,” Sirius replied. The sun was shining bright today and it was the perfect temperature for a walk around the lake. “Hey, Moons, you wanna go for a walk with me?”

Remus’ whole face lit up, before he glanced back at his essay. “I’d love too, but I’ve gotta finish this. How about in ten minutes?”

Sirius tried not to pout, he was happy that Remus agreed but he had always been impatient and he wanted Remus’ full attention on him right now.

Noticing Sirius’ pout Remus leaned forward and pressed a chaste kiss to Sirius’ lips.

“10 minutes I promise.”

God help me, Sirius thought. If Moony kept being as sweet as this he might just faint. Good thing Pomfrey had a large supply of revive potion.