#marlene and james

[not-rab]

the tiktok where the girl put her friend’s dad for their ‘hear me out’ cake but it’s js marlene putting effie

[fourthemarauders]

James:"If you had one day to live, what would you do"

Marlene:"your mom"

[padfootsaphrodite]

*Marlene and James looking at quidditch bats*

"Can I smash James balls with it?"

"So you admit I have balls? Finally!"

"Yeah they hang out of your vagina!"

*Regulus who just wanted to buy a new broom shocked into even deeper silence meanwhile Sirius is crying laughing*

[karistiltskin]

do you guys think they targeted marlene first because they knew her death would affect the most people?

peter knew her death would be devastating to everyone including himself which is why he did it so he could never come back from it and go forward with serving the dark lord. kind of like his own punishment for himself.

we’re at the point where peter is done with james, he never liked who he became when he was around him, always in the shadows, but with marlene?

oh no, marlene held all the best parts of him. with marlene he laughed, and joked, and felt seen just being himself. she became the most important part of his childhood and he needed that gone if he was going to do what he did.

[moonytoast-x]

my james potter truths:

-desi or hispanic james ‼️

-people pleaser james

-james who is totally fine, wdym, he's the mentally stable one, what are you even talking about? there's no way he's having a panic attack, he doesn't get those. he's fINE

-james who falls in love with his whole entire being, he's never had a casual emotion in his life

-overly protective james

-mamas boy james <3

-drummer james 🥰

-james listens to abba

-adhd james

-james who is really close with marlene (sirius is his best friend, but marlene is a close second (the other marauders are tied with her))

[sunmoonyandstars]

james and marlene

[vomits0cutely]

When Marlene and Barty first heard “Love was the law, religion was taught”, they fell to their knees

[valoflunar]

Marlene,Barty and James aka the impulse buying trio

[the-moon-says-hi]

every so often i think about the time i was possessed my marlene mckinnon’s ghost. like i was watching a dance presentation, in front of me sat my friend and besides him sat his father. the presentation was amazing and there was a dance where my friend’s mum was part of. so i tapped him and said “im marrying your mum” (which is kind of a running joke among our friend group) but this time instead of getting defensive he just shrugged and said “well, ask him (points to his father) about it” and so, with no hesitation whatsoever, i turn to this middle aged man — bulky and wearing a small ponytail looking all punk — and said “can i marry your wife?” and he looked me dead in the eye and laughed and said “no”

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

Marlene is a bleach blonde but her black roots are always showing I'm just speaking my truth

[not-rab]

“FUCK!”

A bludger skimmed the side of James’ head, brushing past a few of his unruly, brown curls.

He looked around to find where the ball came from, a Slytherin beater - was Crouch his name? - smirked back at him.

James returned the grin with a less than friendly gesture from his middle finger.

Crouch just kept smiling, the fucker, and nodded his head upward, indicating a threat coming from behind the Gryffindor.

This time, he didn’t have time to swear.

Another bludger, or perhaps it was the same one, was flying towards James at a terrifying speed.

He heard it before he saw it, the familiar hiss as it tried to demount players from their brooms.

Fortunately, the chaser had the sense to urge the broomstick upwards before the damn quidditch ball could pierce through his ribs.

Unfortunately, he hadn’t reached enough of a height, and the bludger landed at the tail of his broom, knocking his balance all over the place.

James could faintly hear a yell coming from someone, it sounded like they were saying “Prongs” - ah, must be Sirius then.

James leaned forward, clutching on the wood, but without the second half of his broomstick, he couldn’t do anything except for keep hold.

And then, he let go.

The sweat from the anticipation of the game, mixed with the loss of uprightness he’d experienced with the broom breaking, had loosened his grip.

In the end, he was blindly reaching out for his broom which was left five metres higher than him.

“JAMES!”

Someone else was screaming now, but the Gryffindor barely heard it over his own shouts.

And… cheers?

Then someone, he assumed a professor maybe, had uttered a braking spell on him, to soften the fall.

“Hey,” as soon as James landed on the ground, still bewildered as to what had gone wrong, his best friend joined him.

“Pads?” “Mhm, you alright?”

“I think? Why- ” the chaser shook his head, making sense of the situation, “Oh.”

A scoreboard, red on one side, green on the other, read out “60 to 180: Slytherin Victory”.

“Yeah,” Marlene, another member of the Gryffindor quidditch team, and one of James’ closest friends, nodded, “I went for the snitch but noticed your fall midway through.”

“Baby Black got it,” Marlene shrugged, “Next time, eh?”

“Fuck,” James let the “k” sound ring on longer than needed.

“Potter,” Minnie’s - Professor McGonagall’s - voice was anxious, “Let’s take you to Madam Pomfrey, you suffered quite the fall.”

“I’m okay, you stopped the fall pretty well.”

McGonagall tried to argue back, but another set of feet landed on the ground before she could do so.

His silhouette was outlined by the setting sun in the background, hair awfully pristine as though he hadn’t been flying for half and hour at least by now.

“Potter,” this tone was a lot colder, his silver-grey eyes looking up and down, seeming to decided himself whether James was okay.

The Slytherin captain, also Sirius’ little brother, dropped the newly-caught snitch in his opponent’s hands, “Rematch.”

He picked up his broom, walking away without another word.

Silence followed for another few seconds, and then, “Well. That was something.”

James didn’t know how to reply.

[risetherivermoon]

marlene flexes all the time

she doesn't even have that much muscle, she just does it in response to anything and everything

she's just in the middle of a conversation with james and strikes a pose and james freezes before copying her

[padfootsaphrodite]

Football? FOOTBALL? NO! James Potter is a soccer player through and through! I will die on this hill!

[jaylienpotter]

James: Marlene tell me you weren't flirting with my mom at the platform.

Marlene: what can I say?! She's hot!

James: Mckinnon you motherfucker!

Marlene: if you insist...

James: NO!

[platonicsoulmatesstobin]

lesbian and himbo dynamic you will always be famous

[sp1rit-realm]

steve and robin are so james and marlene coded