#marlene mckinnon headcanon

[frankenstinesbridesbride]

marlene has the same energy as those little dogs who think they're bigger than god

[karistiltskin]

do you guys think they targeted marlene first because they knew her death would affect the most people?

peter knew her death would be devastating to everyone including himself which is why he did it so he could never come back from it and go forward with serving the dark lord. kind of like his own punishment for himself.

we’re at the point where peter is done with james, he never liked who he became when he was around him, always in the shadows, but with marlene?

oh no, marlene held all the best parts of him. with marlene he laughed, and joked, and felt seen just being himself. she became the most important part of his childhood and he needed that gone if he was going to do what he did.

[hyperfocuscentre]

marlene mckinnon is the type of person to have a small, overly energetic dog and it’d look like this:

[mrsfrecklesmarauders]

Sassy Remus this, Sarcastic Remus that...

I think we are forgetting about the real Queen of Sass: Marlene McKinnon, ladies and gentlemen.

She doesn't speak English, just sass and sarcasm. That's her only way to communicate.

[enbysiriusblack]

marlene mckinnon and james potter are such shorts lovers. but like,, marlene wears baggy shorts that go just below her knees and james wears tiny, tight shorts.

[doorlene]

marlene's the type of person to have random bruises and scars on her legs/arms even though she doesn't know where she got them

[spare-your-darlings]

marlene mckinnon was a big fan of crayons and cutting her own hair

she washed her towels on a schedule and had bruises on her feet from not tying her shoes properly

she read poetry in the summer and never killed a single person in her entire life

she had an imaginary pet lion cub as a child and always liked saving lumpy scarves from garage sales

she sung terribly but had so much fun doing it

she always thought she had missed some sort of lecture where the rest of the world were taught how to grow up and how to be human

all of her worst moments happened in lightning storms

[realhumanithink]

childhood friends james and marlene is adorable to me cuz i can see them as children playing quidditich tgt and pranking ppl

it makes me goofysmile

[mischievovstar]

hc that one time sirius got trapped in the astronomy tower and screamed for help from marlene and when she asks what's she doing up there she just screams "counting the stars in canis major, what do you think? get me fucking down!"

[notbonnieorclyde]

so do we all imagine marlene mckinnon with a shaggy bob and fringe, or is that just me?

[macaulaytwins]

part 2

[frankenstinesbridesbride]

marlene's go-to method of fixing anything is to just hit it as hard as she can

[isabel-lillah]

2:56 AM, James sneaking out of Regulus's room and Marlene sneaking out of Dorcas's room

James:

Marlene:

James: Dorcas, right?

Marlene: yeah, you?

James: Regulus

Marlene: ah

Marlene: soo wanna start a club talking about secretly dating some grumpy slytherins?

James: oooh absolutely

[hyperfocuscentre]

rip marlene mckinnon, you’d have loved riot grrrl music

[jameskinniesrise]

Sirius: Bro- Remus : No, no, hold up, rewind. Remus : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

[enbysiriusblack]

everyone marlene mckinnon has had a crush on:

poppy pomfrey

lily evans

minerva mcgonagall

mary macdonald

sy macdonald

lydia pettigrew

andromeda tonks

sybil trelawney

rita skeeter

rolanda hooch

dorcas meadowes

carrie fisher

joan jett