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Heyyy how are you?

Also, do u have any fic recs where regulus feels like a second choice (like both to Sirius and to James (if it s a jegulus fic) and maybe also to his parents)? I read a few oneshots like this that I love and I remember liking this trope in older fics I read but haven’t seen it a lot recently

HIIII im good and you??

so i just read all my theory complete by courfee it’s jegulus and it delves into this idea of regulus feeling like a second choose to both sirius and james (it takes place right as sirius runs away), you should check it out! <33

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does anyone have any jegulus fics no voldemort (but still hogwarts) recs??? please im in need 😭😭😭

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there has been a feeble attempt

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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hc that barty has really bad eyesight but he refuses to wear glasses because "it ruins his look"

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me on august 5th 2025

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this is not an aesthetic blog this is my bedroom

[the-moon-says-hi]

Heyyy how are you?

Also, do u have any fic recs where regulus feels like a second choice (like both to Sirius and to James (if it s a jegulus fic) and maybe also to his parents)? I read a few oneshots like this that I love and I remember liking this trope in older fics I read but haven’t seen it a lot recently

HIIII im good and you??

so i just read all my theory complete by courfee it’s jegulus and it delves into this idea of regulus feeling like a second choice to both sirius and james (it takes place right as sirius runs away), you should check it out! <33

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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

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I hate that headcanon that says Peter betrayed them all, James and Lily died, Harry became an orphan, Sirius went to prison for 12 years for a crime he didn't commit, and Remus spent more than a decade alone. Lmao, like, who thought that was a good idea?

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS

trying to read through the new TOS for Ao3 bc I am a strange person and my brain just fried itself

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sirius thinking that remus is trans because regulus acts similarly when he gets his period before they find out he is a werewolf

sirius: hm, remus is always moody and in pain once a month... just like regulus is. guess he's trans! better make sure he knows i still care about him!

cue sirius giving him chocolate and healing potions around every full moon, not thinking much of it and just trying to support his friend

remus, internally panicking: holy fuck he knows now i have to run away from hogwarts and never come back my life is over what do i do

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loony lupin wears mismatched socks, loony lupin cuts his toast wonky, loony lupin ties his laces too loose and trips on them randomly, loony lupin calls everyone a 'fucking dickhead wanker' under his breath but when he's confronted he blushes and looks away, loony lupin is a motherfucker with limbs so goddamn long he could wrap himself around a giant globe (you best believe he's tried), loony lupin has twelve jumpers designated for different moods (brown is an okay day, dark green is "i woke up happy today", red is...idk but padfoot gives him the best looks when he wears it), loony lupin memorised his care of magic creatures textbook in fourth year on a dare, loony lupin plays jazz music when he's alone and sometimes he sings along (loony lupin also sings rather out of tune but if pads likes it then it's fine), loony lupin hates playing sports but hes the most competitive and ambitious better,,,, loony lupin smells of chamomile tea every morning and by late afternoon he smells like coffee and chocolate guys i love loony lupin

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Jegulus where the marauders are so authentically, insufferably laddish (so basically canon) that any British teen will be able to instantly link them back to a group they know

They're hanging around the park by the climbing frame for no reason, passing around a singular can of something and watching the people who walk past like hawks. It's the horrendous combination of rich as fuck and thinks they're the tough street type. Claims the word chav but has a dog worth more than your house. You know the ones.

James sat on the third step of the climbing frame and looking down at Sirius like 'hey hey hey, Sirius man,' until he gets his attention. 'took your brother out last night. Like a proper date and everything.'

Cue Sirius definitely calling him the f slur or some similar iteration and them all just laughing along with it.

'Yeah, I actually did too. Caught him outside the school gates and asked him. Went up to the lion and grabbed something to eat later on. Went pretty well I think.'

'Nah, for real? Shit man, he didn't tell me, posh little knob. Nice one tho, good on you and that.' With the stupid little fist bump

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james does not meddle in black brothers business. he finds sirius and regulus wrestling on the kitchen floor, scratching and pulling each others hair and he simply steps over them to get to the fridge.

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marauders mutuals dashboard simulator:

[mutual 1]: i LOVE reggie he’s my little scrungly 💓🩷💕🩷💝🩷💓🩷💞

[mutual 2]: here is my 4 paragraph-long analysis of why regulus is an incel fascist & it makes no sense to interpret his character the way most of the fandom does these days

[mutual 3]: *six gif-sets in a row of a show you’ve never watched in your life*

[mutual 4]:

anon asked: hey it’s actually really toxic and homophobic that u just completely erased wolfstar’s queerness in {fic title} and basically made them a straight couple

they’re literally a gay couple in {fic title}?? they have gay sex?? is this because i said sirius was 5’8

[mutual 5]: *fanart that looks like it could be a painting in a museum* just a quick lil sketch! lol

[mutual 6]: can everyone please shut up about these randomass side characters oh my godddd who gives a fuck about a name mentioned in ONE scene

[mutual 7]: guys wait what if these 3 side characters who were only mentioned one time had a crazystyle threesome that would be so in character for them….

[mutual 8]: *picture of the saw bathroom* anyone else wanna have sex here. lol

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on social distancing…