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You know, normally I would be too concerned with posting anything on Tumblr - for one, people are generally understanding and my posts aren’t gonna reach many people because I exist in the furthest backwaters due to my lack of ever posting everything, but I‘m thinking about writing some fanfiction and I wanted peoples opinion on it. It’s not super important and its really freaking outdated at this point but idc.

Its a cringy self insert fanfic for Undertale. I’m sure most people have stopped reading at this point but the story is really important to me at this point. Basically, my character is a justice soul that happened to be walking by when Frisk was near the hole to the Underground. When she saw the kid was about to fall in, she saved them but fell herself. When she woke up, she saw the soul of Chara above her. Throughout her journey, she and Chara became best friends. My protagonist (name tbd as I’ve used my real name for her as of yet) then proceeds to live above ground with her friends for 3 years before something happens: Chara fades away all of a sudden (since humans can persist after death but who knows how long?).

Filled with grief, protag decides to reset, despite her friends’ warnings and despair. She had to think about this for a while, but resigned to try and make an even better world, where Asriel AND Chara are alive. At this point, she resets a whole bunch, searching for any secrets she could learn or information she’d missed. One such note was found in Alphys’ trash can, but only after much trial and error and only when she‘d shown you her guilt already and gone on a date with Undyne.

the note tells her to do something… something she’d never even consider doing before. But she was getting desperate, worried that sacrificing all that time in a good timeline was for nothing. By committing this act, she’d be granted her wish. She didn’t know it would change her forever, but what did she have to lose?

I might get an ao3 to write this. Idk, I’ve never formally written fanfics before. But I’m really excited to do this, and I may have other stuff to write later. Please give advice or criticism as you like in the comments, I look forward to seeing if people might like this one

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okay but can we please please please make this happen? It’s already a perfect musical in its own right, can Mattel just endorse it already instead of making crappy movies that have no cool messages? Everything past Barbie Charm School is pretty much rubbish (don’t quote me on that, my timeline is hazy at the moment). If Barbie made musicals of their stuff I would be so happy - plus it would be a lead-in for young girls to be interested in the performing arts!

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Jacuzzi

where you don’t know WHO peed your pants

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Jacuzzi

where you don’t know WHO peed your pants

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Unpopular opinion

Masculinity isn’t inherently violent or terrible. It’s people who relent to their pride and sense of power that’s violent and terrible. ⬜️ Femininity isn’t inherently weak or completely relenting. It’s those who don’t believe in feminism or think that we need to do whatever men want that’s weak and relenting. ⬜️ Obedience isn’t weakness or even powerless. Obedience implies a power over WHO you obey, and an amount of respect for someone, which is a kind of love and part of being a responsible and mature person (doesn’t matter what gender) relenting and being a doormat to whatever, including your own urges, is weakness and a lack of power over ⬜️ Being strong and powerful isn’t always what we think it is.

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Exert from: For Annie

By Edgar Allen Poe ⬜️ Thank Heaven! the crisis— The danger is past, And the lingering illness Is over at last— And the fever called “Living” Is conquered at last ⬜️ Sadly, I know I am shorn if my strength, And no muscle I move As I lie at full length— But no matter!—I feel I am better at length ⬜️ ⬜️ Just thought you guys would like to know Poe thought living was crap too. I was reading to catch up with myself and I thought it was funny

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My youth conference experience

(Girl puts her hands to her mouth)Oops I almost said the emoji!! (Girl wears blue crocs with watermelon socks) (Girl casually never takes out her AirPods) About 20-40% of girls wore crocs Guys wearing flower print. Everywhere. GUY wearing neon pink banana socks Every guy is wearing either sneakers (totally fine) or adidas sandals with SOCKS Me in skit: ... and even when he does come to class, he smells- a bit- funny. My pure bean friend: maybe he doesn’t take showers? Our ‘principal’: she means he vapes, hon. In skit: principal:... and you’re a FAILIURE (LITERALLY b**** slaps our ‘lazy guy’ (lazy guy directly asked for one))

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Tangled stuff

Hey so, if we can assume Rapunzel never had to deal with,, say, the common cold or anything (seeing as she has no skin blemishes or signs that she knows any more pain than a stunned toe or skinned knee), can we assume she never had periods? Like, if her body heals itself, - which would explain how much possibly younger than eighteen she looks - could that mean her body would never let it hurt itself? Then if that would stand true, if she had run away with Eugene, they might have never been able to have kids Like Pregnancy puts the body through extreme pain, and chemically and physically changes the body. The song clearly states that it’s there to ‘change fate’s design’ and ‘bring back what once was mine’. Just conceiving a baby would have put them both in a desperate situation. And then they might have adopted ... the whole orphanage Anyway, if you finished reading my totally useless Ted talk, thanks for humoring my dumb rant

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A note to catcallers

There’s only three outcomes to you talking to me, and that all involve fingers. The one right next to the pinky The one following Or all of them. In your face or twisting and pulling like laffy taffy. How you treat me is how you get a prize. My choice. You wanna say that I have nice jugs again?

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How the tables have turned... ANOTHER! Another drink! Another hammer!

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So me and my friend are trying to beat the genocide run of Undertale...

Our run(s) have gone along with commentary such as: I’m not crying my eyes just were open so long from concentration (actually true) Deadpan Frisk running after sans with a frying pan Frisk and sans- psycho shower scene - with frying pan Brank your glankles (as the bottom of the heart is probably snapped off by flying bones) I’m a psycho maniac with murderous thoughts, how do I make it through high school without killing anybody? Learn my secret on ~ Disney ~ channel Sweet bone juice Spicy bones Little Einstein My puns, including; bone fide real thing! (Friendo complains about teeth hurting) ... so you’ve got pain in your bones? Hannah’s puns, including; I’ve been b*ned MMMM! m. Sweet bone juice Burn the hands HAaAn SEvvaIniA! Long bones? Or tiny ones? The world may never know? What yeet-yeet-yeet-yeet-yeet-yeet-yeet-yeet-yeet (et cetera) as she jumps over bones Don’t mind the hand flakes - not Temmie flakes! But probably not hand flakes, though... probably tears It’s a beautiful day... to die again! Bone fide chick— chicken... Grace I’m breaking down...! 🎶Do you like chicken piniatas? Or getting lost in the rain~🎶 oh no...!? JumPy bOnEs That guy shot you dIrECtlY in the face SPINNY BONES! ... Oh yes, my lord ‘Gets through first attack flawlessly’ yeah, screw you buddy! ‘Immediately burns self on pizza’ HOT (then dies at like the next attack) Hannah misheard me say I’m getting my cord: I thought you said corn? Me: yeah, let’s get this corn Our genocide character’s name is Kilo

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Psst

Just to let you guys know... The reason we keep a lot of the statues of horrible human beings (Nazis, rasists, etc) from the past is not to honor them or likewise bs, but to remind us what NOT to do Like Destroying them is only telling me your fragile opinion was worth more than keeping the same things from happening. You know about and fight against holocaust erasure in schools? Well news flash, destrying the historic site is exactly that

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Unpopular opinion:

Capitlism isn’t bad, selfish people just screwed it up

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In regards to telling people apart...

Now, to put this in perspective, I’m a white girl. In lots and lots of posts and stuff I’ve seen, people seem to immediately think that someone is racist if they can’t tell two POC (in a movie) apart. My problem is? Unless the two characters’ personalities or looks are totally different, I have a hard time (at least in the beginning) telling them apart. From blacks to Polynesians to (especially) saltine cracker white dudes, I’m just dumb and slow at remembering their faces unless I absolutely LOVE or see terrible difference between two characters. So, when I mix up Falcon and Rhodey outside costume, it’s cause I’m a dumbo, not because ‘all black people look alike’ or something just as stupid

Oh yeah, and it doesn’t help that they both don’t have movies of their own yet and I stopped watching the older Avengers cause psychologicaly younger me thought they were until Cap or Black Widow got to punch someone It’s especially bad when the two white dudes in the hallmark movie have the same chizled jaw and brown hair and one dude is a fashion designer (fabulous dressing) and the other is a prince (fabulous dressing). The only difference I can readily see is their eye color and guess what? I’m screwed there because my current glasses are -.75 off

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Left and Right- yeah!

So me and my bff were playing Undertale and she was trying to remember right and left, so we both did the ‘hold your hands out to see the L on the back of your hand’ thing, and our following conversation went like this; Me: so why do I assoissiate right with the letter ‘y’? Her: because... right means... yeah...?

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What I think we’re forgetting here is that the suffix of the word ‘homophobic’ is ‘phobia’, meaning ‘fear of’. Just because I dissagree doesn’t mean I’m afraid or hateful of you. I do not support lgtbq causes, but this does NOT mean I am hateful, think anyone should be sent to hell by MY judgement, think being attracted to anyone makes you worthy of hell, OR mean I am afraid of someone part of that group. I’m sorry I do not agree, but you know what’s a forgotten passage in the life of Christ? Love one another. Not ‘love only His followers’ or ‘love only those who have not done *this* or *this* — He said love your neighbor, and leave the judgement to Him. I am not trying to push my religion on anyone, just trying to explain that Christians who take judgement into their own hands and criticize are hippocites and not a representation of all of us. (By the way, I’m a part of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or as some know us, Mormons. We do not hate)

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Truth doesn’t change because of your personality or because you whined about it. You know who thinks that way? 5 year olds.