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i feel like i sound insincere a lot when im actually being very sincere

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Robert Louis Stevenson: The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

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Walking 9k steps in heels as a treat

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"you're very self-aware" thanks, I actually wanna send my self-awareness on a vacation to the seaside for forever

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One solution to the male loneliness epidemic could be mandatory feminization

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sheep getting in an elevator. idk man i made this account in 2010 ive made every other post already

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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

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*loud sigh* I don't wanna exist

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the beauty of the world is that there are people out there having basically indistiguishable gender and sexuality experiences and one has several microlabels and an army of pride flags, one says "idk i guess im nonbinary or something" and the other is comfortably cis with a little flexibility. and all of them are correct because your identity is whatever you make of it.

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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Okay yeah he does need a job lowkey

Aaa I hope the dog quiets down soon

Understandable, I'll enjoy the smut fic myself then xd

I kept scrolling through fics on ao3 there's so much fucking smut

Lmaooo

Yeah I think people think if Raskolnikov got dicked down maybe he wouldn't kill two people xd

(my take on that is that Raskolnikov is perfect even with the two murders and I also want him to get dicked down)

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I kept scrolling through fics on ao3 there's so much fucking smut

Lmaooo

Yeah I think people think if Raskolnikov got dicked down maybe he wouldn't kill two people xd

(my take on that is that Raskolnikov is perfect even with the two murders and I also want him to get dicked down)

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If you're a toddler staring at me in public and I smile and wave at you and you don't at least smile back just know I now have major beef with you

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You've gotta be fucking kidding me

I searched up as a joke

I didn't expect any to show up

I might read one

Wtf

Wait did you not know these two are a ship

It's pretty known actually, on Tumblr as well

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sometimes i have a thought and go “this would do numbers on tumblr dot com” and oh boy the numbers! 0. absolutely fucking nothing. maybe 1 if i’m lucky.

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im so high i could smoke a horse

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