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How much for one frog-legged gorl

One frog-legged gorl only 1/4 frog it seems! 3/4 kitty and 1/4 frog, this kitty is a complete deal! Only $28.48 today!

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in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur

it seems my ancestor was very much real for that one

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The horrible bedsheet mangler contained at last! Savor these small moments of peace with this kitty for only $6.89 today!

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The elusive hider not one to get out much it seems! Get this hermit kitty for a humble $10.40!

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This is Countess Gorgonzolaloft Sasquatch V. She likes to monitor the printer, play with shoelaces, and ask for uppies only to wriggle her way down the second you pick her up.

We call her Zola or Flufferbutt for short :3

Great high Countess Gorgonzolaloft Sasquatch V, or Flufferbutt for you low lying fools, a real incredible and regal kitty! Get printer the Great high Countess Gorgonzolaloft Sasquatch V for a full and noble $82.46!

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The domestic kitty evolved that domestic camouflage! Hiding in plain sight, don't miss out on finding these great deals, now for only $21.31!

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Highly literate little thing a real and genuine ipad baby! Get this computer addicted little thing for only $17.68!

My kitten has figured out technology and was scrolling through Tumblr on my phone

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This patient beast is waiting for the door to open. So she can bother people.

The polite botherer here to make your life troublesome, but reasonable troublesomeness! Get this patient kitty for only $38.31

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How much for this cat

The real cat coming in at a real incredible price! Only $16.96!

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The elusive infinite cat gitch continues to baffles scholars all over! Get one of these for only $4.90!

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The great silly friends a perfect and delightful pair! Get the most incredible silly friends for only $28.55!

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This is my sweet boy Gato! (More commonly known as Kitten) He’s a very big lad and weighs almost 13 pounds! How much for a big belly-up baby?

Big belly-up baby a real sweet boy! Get this large lad for the small price of only $12.90!

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The dubiously blue hue kitty a perplexing conundrum! Get this strange smurf kin for only the small price of 3 apples!

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Doctor Kitty who gives healing purrs that did not cure my sinus infection but did melt my heart. (Also steals food from his sister)

The doctor kitty here to unleash his powerful healing magic! Now for only $17.77 you too can tap into this raw untamed kitty healing powers!

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Wrong blog reblog incident? Or is that supposed to be here

you saw nothing

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Kitty so bad that he has to pay you to compensate for his horrible presence

not possible. all kitties are invaluable, or at least unvaluable

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he got caught getting into the wine supply again