#Bruce wayne and Kate Kane
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I know that everyone fusses over the batfamily siblings like Jason and Tim but they always forget that Kate and Bruce are siblings too
I've always found the relationship between Bruce and Kate so funny istg, and even more when I found out that BRUCE was the older one
Cause I also have cousins and a sibling (I'm the eldest) but I call all of them my siblings cause I like it that way and idc they're all MY LITTLE SIBLINGS AND IM THEY'RE OLDER SISTER IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM FIGHT ME ABOUT IT , and I imagine Bruce as the same, so imagine that with Kate
And even more cause I imagine Bruce annoying Kate so much cause he didn't have her around that much when he was younger but he does now and he's gonna make sure Kate gets the full older brother experience even as batman
*after they had a fight*
Batwomen : why are you here Batman??
Batman: *completely stoic* wdym I'm on my side of Gotham
Batwomen: Batman. You're right over there.
Batman : yeah but your given side ends on the building you standing on, I'm not on your side
Batwomen: but you're right over THERE
Batman (looking at his nails even though he can't see them over his gloves): yeah but I'm not on you side tho
And then suddenly everyone in Gotham knew that batman and batwomen are siblings and cannot physically spiritually and mentally get over it
#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dc comics#Bruce Wayne#batfamily#kate kane#Batwoman#Kate Kane#Bruce wayne and Kate Kane#Batman and Batwoman#Bruce Wayne and kate kane are siblings#bat family#the batman#bat rambles
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Bruce: *waking up in a hospital that he drove himself to after having a heart attack and telling absolutely nobody* hey…
The entirety of the batclan looking over him with Dick in the centre, an absolute terrifying grin on his face:
Dick: hello Bruce, nice evening isn’t it? Got something to share with us?
Edit: the fic is now out on ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57780508
#I’m writing a fic abt this if anyone is interested hehe#he proceeds to give him an Alfred long lecture about injuries and shit#the word “hypocrite” gets said at least 50 times#everybody is fucking ecstatic that they caught him in the act cause ever time THEY hide their injuries they’ll just bring this up#batman#dc comics#batfam#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#red robin#kate kane#batwoman#batgirl#cassandra cain#tim drake#damian wayne#robin#damian al ghul#fanfiction#batman fanfiction#heart attack#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batman and robin
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I like to think that Batman’s suit is really heavy
Like, the thing obviously Kevlar weave, with lots of armour reinforced bits, not to mention all of the gear and gadgets and tools he has on his person, I mean, anything he’s ever thought he may need, anything he’s been mid fight thinking that a particular tool would be useful, he has it somewhere, probably a few of them
And all the kids too, they’re equally equipped even if they don’t necessarily look it
So I like to imagine that some of the heroes decided they should do a costume switch for fun
The bats agreed, and the best part wasn’t them being weirded out like they thought they’d be, unmasked and all that, no, they couldn’t care less, instead everyone else is freaking out about how heavy the bats costumes are
How the hell do they do impossible feats of acrobatics wearing shit like this
Even the supers think it’s excessive, and they have super strength
The bats all take the opportunity to try some of their moves without the weight, given that they work out wearing even more weight
Turns out they can flip and jump and move in even more insane ways than anyone thought possible and everyone is more terrified than they were a few minutes ago
Everyone decides the bats are better with their gadgets
#Batman#batfam#bat family#dc#dc universe#dc comics#Bruce Wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#red robin#tim drake#spoiler#stephanie brown#black bat#cassandra cain#robin#dc robin#damian wayne#signal#duke thomas#oracle#barbara gordon#bat woman#kate kane#blue bird#harper row#I mean it#all the bats
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At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public
Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room
At the Batcave
Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed
Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!
#gotham#batman#batfamily#batgirl#the batman#bruce wayne#batfam#batman and robin#batman: wayne family adventures#incorrect batfamily quotes#the justice league#justice league#superman#wonder woman#aquaman#green arrow#martian manhunter#dr fate#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne#selina kyle#duke thomas#barabra gordon#cassandra cain#kate kane#alfred pennyworth
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headcanon that alfred does not know what to get bruce for his birthday anymore, the man literally basically has everything. So, whenever he finds something that Bruce has lost, he hold onto it, and gifts it back. Everytime, Bruce is like “omg alfred, where did you find this?? Its been missing forever thank you ur the best”
nobody says anything whether they figure it out or not
#batman#dc comics#dc#batfam#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#‘bruce is the worlds greatest detective#doesnt he notice?’#no.#he is absolutely oblivious and just thinks alfred is a wizard who can find things in the nick of time#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#kate kane#batfamily
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Gotham citizen memes
#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#bruce wayne#batman#stephanie brown#spoiler#kate kane#batwoman#jason todd#red hood#duke thomas#signal#cassandra cain#black bat#batfamily#batfam#batkids#batboys#batfam memes#batfamily memes#the shooting one is my favorite#this took way too long#please ignore my spelling mistakes#please please please
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How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths
Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play
Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later
Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins
Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together
Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls
Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it
What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels
What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye
What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother
What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back
What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important
What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?
What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"
What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too
#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#cullen row#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#harper row#kate kane#bette kane#alfred pennyworth#selina kyle#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#headcanon#batposting#nightblogging#tw angst#tw death mention
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Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos
Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required
Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)
Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial
Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!
Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation
Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)
Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me
Tim: how I became Batman's therapist
Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179
Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82
Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13
#batman#dc comics#jason todd#dc#red hood#robin#batfamily#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#barbara gordon#dick grayson#nightwing#batwoman#batgirl#oracle#kate kane#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#tim drake#tim's spleen#red robin#duke thomas#damian wayne#youtubers au#they're still vigilantees
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I have lots of questions about my fan au, i hope this helps a bit : ) !
#batman#dc comics#dc robin#dc universe#superhero#batfam#batfamily#damian wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#cassandra cain#batgirl#kate kane#batwoman#talia al ghul#duke thomas#bruce wayne
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All members of the batfam share their taste in partners -
Goddess like dangerous knife woman who u wish to have ur neck snapped between their thighs
Pathetic mew mew men
#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#bruce wayne#cassandra wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#barbara gordon#duke thomas#damian wayne#kate kane#batfamily#batfam#batman#eg.#artemis bana-mighdall#koriand'r#roy harper#bernard dowd#wally west#kon el#conner kent#jon kent#kara zor el#kara danvers#dinah lance#clark kent#diana prince#talia al ghul#selina kyle
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Pt. 11 Gotham Twitter AU
More Q&A questions for Bruce to come, just spacing them out. Feel free to ask him a question if you want and I'll do my best to add it in.
Sorry no Timberkon until the next part, but no worries it's already written in.
<<Part Ten<< Master List >>Part Twelve>>
#batman#gotham#batfam#dc#batfamily#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#dcu#red hood#brucie wayne#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#kate kane#batwoman#cassandra cain#black bat#barbara gordon#oracle#duke thomas#the signal#stephanie brown#spoiler#bernard dowd#garpentwitt#batfam twitter#twitter au
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the justice league had an undercover mission where a they try to track down a intergalactic intruder who is introducing alien drugs to humans, to do so some members attend a masquerade gala in pairs to find and interrogate a high society couple who have been in close proximity of the drug before and most probably got effected by it without their knowledge, but they aren't the safest people so they have to take some samples and and ask them questions about it without them getting suspicious, basically have to get them to trust you, so the justice league figured that someone who Is good a infiltration and interrogation should go! So they decide on batman with a bit of hesitation cause they don't know if he can act or not, batman realises this and tells them he will bring batwoman with him to make it look more believable
And so they go to the gala and and the justice league (some on coms and some actually there but just spying on them incase something bad happens) asks him how in the world would he get close to them, he simply replies "I am aware I have a flattering face and body, and I'm willing to use it" the justice league goes crazy after calming down just a bit (they didn't) they think "we should have realised batsy would be willing to do anything for a mission but GODAMN" and they expect batman to chat up the women and batwoman the man
Batman however approaches the man and batwoman the women
To their horror batwomen is flirting with the wife and the husband is now on top of batman
What the fuck is going on
#batman#justice league#the justice league#bruce wayne#batman fic#Batwoman#Bruce Wayne#kate kane#bruce wayne and kate kane#bruce wayne imagine#batman headcanon#brucie wayne#Justice league is flabbergasted#the dark knight#Bruce wayne is a disaster bisexual#bruce wayne headcanon#Kate Kane is lesbian
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Duke: "Bad news guys, he managed to give me the slip."
Tim: "How? Okay, who's got eyes on him?"
Damian: "He's just... gone."
Tim: "Hood?"
Jason, eating takeout: "Stop hacking my comms for this, I'm not even there!" *leaves the channel*
Steph: "Negative from me, I've been tailing some whole other guy."
Tim: "Nightwing?"
Dick, in a whole other city, on the computer, barely listening: "I already told Alfred I left the keys in the--"
Tim: "Thanks anyways. Orphan?"
Cass:
Tim: "Well shit. Everyone, we need to find him now."
Kate, spotting Bruce holding someone's black-haired baby at the Gala and immediately taking the baby from him: "No."
Kate, pressing a hand to her earpiece: "I got him just in time. Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Bruce, you can't even keep all your kids' names straight anymore."
Tim: "Phew, crisis averted everyone, good work. But remain vigilant."
Jason: "Tim, I swear to God--"
#batfamily#I don't even know if this makes sense lol#another obligatory “they're all at a gala thing”#Okay roll call let's go:#Duke thomas#dc signal#kate kane#batwoman#tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#black bat#take your pick#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#batfam#textpost#shitpost#batposting
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I saw it and thought it was fitting.i did debate on Tim’s placement a bit though before putting him there
#dc#batfamily#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#batfam#dick grayson#damian wayne#nightwing#duke thomas#selina kyle#cass cain#kate kane#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#batman#babs gordon#steph brown#chart found on pinterest under Woxxa @w0xxa
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how many times have any of the batmembers had to come up to leslie and been like ‘hey got into a fight with a bat from the cave’
and she sighs and ask which family member only to realize they lost against a literal bat and need 12 different shots
#dc comics#dc#batman#batfamily#Bruce Wayne#dc robin#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#red robin#red hood#Damian Wayne#nightwing#robin#signal#duke thomas#blue bird#harper row#batgirl#spoiler#dc spoiler#leslie thompkins#batwoman#stephanie drake#cassandra cain#orphan#kate kane
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Figuring out how to draw the batfam in my style 🦇🦇🦇
#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#wonder woman#diana of themyscira#jason todd#nightwing#dick grayson#dc robin#robin dc#robin#red hood#red robin#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#cass cain#barbra gordon#batgirl#duke thomas#kate kane#batwoman#bat family#batfam#dc#dc comics#my art#fanart
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