#Bruce wayne and Kate Kane

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

I know that everyone fusses over the batfamily siblings like Jason and Tim but they always forget that Kate and Bruce are (ik they're cousins but i treat mine the same so- )siblings too

I've always found the relationship between Bruce and Kate so funny istg, and even more when I found out that BRUCE was the older one

Cause I also have cousins and a sibling (I'm the eldest) but I call all of them my siblings cause I like it that way and idc they're all MY LITTLE SIBLINGS AND IM THEY'RE OLDER SISTER IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM FIGHT ME ABOUT IT , and I imagine Bruce as the same, so imagine that with Kate

And even more cause I imagine Bruce annoying Kate so much cause he didn't have her around that much when he was younger but he does now and he's gonna make sure Kate gets the full older brother experience even as batman

*after they had a fight*

Batwomen : why are you here Batman??

Batman: *completely stoic* wdym I'm on my side of Gotham

Batwomen: Batman. You're right over there.

Batman : yeah but your given side ends on the building you standing on, I'm not on your side

Batwomen: but you're right over THERE

Batman (looking at his nails even though he can't see them over his gloves): yeah but I'm not on you side tho

And then suddenly everyone in Gotham knew that batman and batwomen are siblings and cannot physically spiritually and mentally get over it

[arkangelo-7]

Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: *waking up in a hospital that he drove himself to after having a heart attack and telling absolutely nobody* hey…

The entirety of the batclan looking over him with Dick in the centre, an absolute terrifying grin on his face:

Dick: hello Bruce, nice evening isn’t it? Got something to share with us?

Edit: the fic is now out on ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57780508

[heyyallitssatan]

I like to think that Batman’s suit is really heavy

Like, the thing obviously Kevlar weave, with lots of armour reinforced bits, not to mention all of the gear and gadgets and tools he has on his person, I mean, anything he’s ever thought he may need, anything he’s been mid fight thinking that a particular tool would be useful, he has it somewhere, probably a few of them

And all the kids too, they’re equally equipped even if they don’t necessarily look it

So I like to imagine that some of the heroes decided they should do a costume switch for fun

The bats agreed, and the best part wasn’t them being weirded out like they thought they’d be, unmasked and all that, no, they couldn’t care less, instead everyone else is freaking out about how heavy the bats costumes are

How the hell do they do impossible feats of acrobatics wearing shit like this

Even the supers think it’s excessive, and they have super strength

The bats all take the opportunity to try some of their moves without the weight, given that they work out wearing even more weight

Turns out they can flip and jump and move in even more insane ways than anyone thought possible and everyone is more terrified than they were a few minutes ago

Everyone decides the bats are better with their gadgets

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[noassamoas]

headcanon that alfred does not know what to get bruce for his birthday anymore, the man literally basically has everything. So, whenever he finds something that Bruce has lost, he hold onto it, and gifts it back. Everytime, Bruce is like “omg alfred, where did you find this?? Its been missing forever thank you ur the best”

nobody says anything whether they figure it out or not

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Anyone know how we can resolve this conflict?

The batfam: *raise their hands*

Bruce: Without resorting to violence.

Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Cassandra: *lower their hands*

Bruce: Or childish name calling.

Stephanie, Duke, Barbara, Kate, and Alfred: *lower their hands*

[theaceofarrows]

Gotham citizen memes

[onnahu]

Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos

Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required

Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)

Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial

Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!

Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation

Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)

Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me

Tim: how I became Batman's therapist

Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179

Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82

Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13

[amorkuku]

I have lots of questions about my fan au, i hope this helps a bit : ) !

[wise-blue-cookies]

All members of the batfam share their taste in partners -

Goddess like dangerous knife woman who u wish to have ur neck snapped between their thighs

Pathetic mew mew men

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

the justice league had an undercover mission where a they try to track down a intergalactic intruder who is introducing alien drugs to humans, to do so some members attend a masquerade gala in pairs to find and interrogate a high society couple who have been in close proximity of the drug before and most probably got effected by it without their knowledge, but they aren't the safest people so they have to take some samples and and ask them questions about it without them getting suspicious, basically have to get them to trust you, so the justice league figured that someone who Is good a infiltration and interrogation should go! So they decide on batman with a bit of hesitation cause they don't know if he can act or not, batman realises this and tells them he will bring batwoman with him to make it look more believable

And so they go to the gala and and the justice league (some on coms and some actually there but just spying on them incase something bad happens) asks him how in the world would he get close to them, he simply replies "I am aware I have a flattering face and body, and I'm willing to use it" the justice league goes crazy after calming down just a bit (they didn't) they think "we should have realised batsy would be willing to do anything for a mission but GODAMN" and they expect batman to chat up the women and batwoman the man

Batman however approaches the man and batwoman the women

To their horror batwomen is flirting with the wife and the husband is now on top of batman

What the fuck is going on

[garpen]

PT. 2

Nobody better tell me this is to verbally aggressive, bc this is exactly how I be speaking with my siblings

<<Part One<< Master List >>Part Three>>

[bibibusinessman]

[violent138]

Duke: "Bad news guys, he managed to give me the slip."

Tim: "How? Okay, who's got eyes on him?"

Damian: "He's just... gone."

Tim: "Hood?"

Jason, eating takeout: "Stop hacking my comms for this, I'm not even there!" *leaves the channel*

Steph: "Negative from me, I've been tailing some whole other guy."

Tim: "Nightwing?"

Dick, in a whole other city, on the computer, barely listening: "I already told Alfred I left the keys in the--"

Tim: "Thanks anyways. Orphan?"

Cass:

Tim: "Well shit. Everyone, we need to find him now."

Kate, spotting Bruce holding someone's black-haired baby at the Gala and immediately taking the baby from him: "No."

Kate, pressing a hand to her earpiece: "I got him just in time. Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Bruce, you can't even keep all your kids' names straight anymore."

Tim: "Phew, crisis averted everyone, good work. But remain vigilant."

Jason: "Tim, I swear to God--"

[randombatcharts]

I saw it and thought it was fitting.i did debate on Tim’s placement a bit though before putting him there