#Duke thomas

[incorrectbatfam]

Half of the batfam has Numb by Linkin Park generational trauma and the other half has Apple by Charli xcx generational trauma

Except Dick. He has both

[kadrii-art]

IT'S BATMOMA TIME!!

As I said, Batmom promotes long hair, so the birdies use them

Duke doesn't know what's going on

[izafroggo]

canon

The Batkids have the same twenty dollar bill that has been going around for like 16 years straight or something - beginning with Jason and Dick

The story goes:

Jason, 12: I bet you $20 that I can make Bruce cry without saying a word

Dick: Deal.

Jason: *walks up to Bruce and hugs with love in his eyes*

Bruce: *violently sobbing and picking Jason up*

Dick: *angrily walks by and slyly hands Jason a 20*

—

A few weeks later it’s

Dick, on a skyscraper looking down at a different one: I bet $20 that I can make this landing

(Info: this genuinely should not be possible for Plot Reasons)

Jason: okay but if you die I get to keep it

Dick: *jumps and lands it*

Jason: *sadly climbs back down to the street and hands a proud Dick the SAME $20 he earned not too long ago*

—-

This goes on between them for years - up until you know what

—-

Dick, out of habit: I bet you $20 you can’t do six front flips in a row

Tim, new and eager to please: watch me bitch

Tim: *does it perfectly - maybe with a tad bit of a waver but still*

Dick:

Dick, crying hysterically for many reasons: *hands the faithful $20 over*

—-

(For plot reasons Tim never spends it for X reason)

Steph: I bet you $20 I can make that guy over there ask for my number

Tim: okay

Steph: *comes back over after successfully getting him to ask*

Tim: *handing over the 20*

—

Cass:

Steph: oh you’re fucking on

Cass:

Steph: DAMNIT *hands $20 over*

—-

Cass:

Damian: -tt- yes obviously I can. I shall take on the bet

Damian: *wins*

Cass: >:(

—-

Damian: Thomas, I will give you a 20 dollar if you can scare Father

Duke: Hell yeah

Duke: *goes on a quest for a few days before he genuinely scares the crap out of Bruce*

Duke: GIVE ME THE $20 HOE

—

By now, it’s a very big inside joke between the bats

—

It’s Dicks turn with the $20 when it happens like the first day

Jason: hey I bet I can make Bruce cry

Dick: oh please he hasn’t since 2013

Jason: Watch me

Jason: *walks up to Bruce, says a few words, hugs him tightly, walks back over to Dick*

Jason: Wait for it…

Bruce: *wonders off and a few moments later - you hear crying*

Dick: *passes a very wrinkly and used $20*

Jason: what the hell is this? The routing number has been out of rotation for years

Dick: oh it’s the same one that we used back when we made stupid bets - it’s been around the family

Jason:

Jason: *definitely not crying*

—-

Anyway; the reason I made this post was cuz of this headcanon

The bat siblings might have a $20 bill but there’s a 75% chance they won’t give it to you because “oh it’s not spending money”

“(Bat) YOU’RE A MULTIBILLIONAIRE”

“I know but this one is special-“

[limestitches]

robins!!

[casscainmainly]

A Collection of My Favourite Duke Thomas Thoughts

We Are Robin #1 // We Are Robin #2 // We Are Robin #6 // We Are Robin #7 // Batman & The Signal #1 // Batman & The Signal #2 // Batman & The Signal #3 // The Cursed Wheel

[demonic0angel]

can we connect the 'Duke gave Jason Jazz's number' ask with the ask of 'Babs being Jazz and Danny's sister'?

(Sure :3)

Jason gets Jazz's number, Babs is their sister

When Duke walked into the Clocktower, he paused in place at seeing the people on her screen.

"Uh. Babs? What's that?"

Barbara turned and blinked tired, exhausted eyes. She had spent several sleepless nights just researching everything she could find on her siblings.

She was so, so proud of them, especially because Danny was going to school to be an astronaut and Jazz had already graduated, currently working within Arkham Asylum as a fair and hard working psychiatrist.

"This? It's nothing," she said absentmindedly. Like hell she was going to let any of the vigilantes she knew linger around or pester her darling siblings!

"... that's a picture of Jazz Fenton."

Barbara blinked. "You know her?"

"Yeah, sometimes Jazz volunteers at Gotham University to tutor people. She helps me with my anatomy classes," Duke explained.

A first witness account about her siblings from someone she knew!

"Tell me more," Barbara said eagerly.

Duke crossed his arms. "Tell me why you're looking into her."

Barbara sighed deeply. Then she said, "We're half siblings. I found out that she and my half-brother are in Gotham so I just wanted to learn more about them. I never met them before because my biological mom left when I was young."

Duke's eyebrows rose. Then he said, "Huh. Well, alright. Jazz is really nice. She explains things really well and she's also really patient. Everyone wants her to tutor them, but she's pretty busy so you have to schedule her in advance sometimes. I have her number, so I usually get tutored by her often. She also talks a lot? But she's super nice!"

Barbara nodded. She had hacked into several places and had already figured out most of her sibling's personality traits.

Jazz was an overachiever, eager to please, helpful, chatty, and a bit of a know it all. Danny, meanwhile, was a bit antisocial, but very kind, thoughtful, clever, and quick to help others.

Had she mentioned that she was very proud of them? She wanted desperately to meet them in person one day.

Duke then continued with a small laugh, "Y'know, if nothing else happens, I think you'll see your siblings again. Maybe even as in-laws! Jazz gave Jason her number the other day and he's been super eager to ask her out."

All time seemed to freeze. It was like a record scratch that turned off the music.

Barbara stared at him. "Excuse me?"

Even if Duke wasn't a meta that could predict the future, he could already feel the danger.

"Uh."

".... did you just say that Jason is trying to ask out my adorable little sister? Jason? Jason who once killed 8 people and put their decapitated heads in a duffel bag? Jason who lives in a trashy apartment because he's too busy committing crime to clean it? Jason who forgets to shower sometimes because he gets lazy?"

"............ yes?" Duke sounded afraid.

Barbara turned around to her computer again, bringing up more files. This time, they were named after Jason and Red Hood.

"Leave. You didn't see anything here."

Duke immediately bowed. "Yes, ma'am. Please spare me."

"You'll live only because you can tell me more about Jazz."

"Yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am." Then he scrambled out of the Clocktower. RIP Jason. You will be missed.

[reiispam]

I like this headcannon

Duke is unapologetic for everything that comes out of his mouth. In fact, give him a mic, he'll say it louder.

Some way too old for that guy, trying to flirt with Cass: You know, you seem so mature for your age…

Duke, popping out of nowhere: And you're really fucking dumb for yours, man, fix this puddle of desperation on your head first and only then think about trying to fit into society. If even your hair doesn't want to be with you, what are you counting on?

Cass, who really didn't want to ruin her cute dress with blood: 👍🏻

A really annoying paparazzi: Hey, boy, how does it feel to become rich after, well, whatever you were before? Have your, erm, extracurricular activities changed? What's your favourite thing to do now?

Duke, with the straightest face known to mankind: No, it's still your mom. My favourite extracurricular activity, planning to do her more actually, thanks for the question.

Bruce, trying to parent a whole ass teen: So…

Duke: I really shouldn't have told this terrible, rude, insufferable piece of person to go eat shit. I genuinely regret it. I should have told her to go eat shit and die choking, such a missed opportunity, damn, I'm still upset.

Bruce: ...

Bruce, to himself: Why am I even trying?

There are a bunch of compilations on YouTube and Tiktok “Duke Thomas-Wayne has no PR training whatsoever”. Duke personally likes every single one of them.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: *tapping phone*

Jason: Whatcha doing?

Duke: Taking that Justice League quiz. Wanna see my result?

Jason: Sure.

Duke: I got... Black Lightning! I'm cooler than all of you!

Jason: No disagreement here.

Duke: You gonna take the quiz?

Jason: If I wanted to be told shit I already know and don't change like "you're like your dad," I'd see a therapist.

[parker-artio]

Me and my siblings are playing clue rn and I can only imagine how fucking insane it is in a house of detectives.

(We only own different variants, right now we’re playing the Disney villain versions.)

Dick: Stop accusing me of murder!

Jason: NEVER!

Damian: it’s not professor Plum Todd, you know this, yet you still accuse him every time

Jason: THATS because that’s who dick is playing as.

Duke to himself: it’s gotta be Miss scarlet…

Steph who has Miss scarlet and hasn’t show it to anyone: hehe it’s Colonel Mustard… huh, what a funky little name

Tim who looked at Steph card and cheated the second it’s his turn: it’s Colonel Mustard with the revolver in the study…

Tim checks: HA! I won you all suck ass!

*cue screaming and physically attacking one another*

Cass who was the only one Steph let look at her card: fuck you tim.

[saltasauruskei]

All I could think about when I saw these was Dick coming across them and buying them in bulk to randomly stick on his siblings. Maybe he was just utterly exhausted one night during the whole Bruce-being-lost-in-time thing and got them impulsively.

And then he just. Gave them out after patrol.

It ended up sticking (pun 100% intended), with Steph and Tim getting their own (hers in purple) and randomly slapping them on people. Duke joins in eagerly once in the family.

Cass always manages to stick them on with the recipient none-the-wiser.

It ends up developing into a game for all of them, trying to stick as many ridiculous shiny gold star stickers as they can on the others before being caught.

At some point one of them ends up almost by habit sticking one onto one of the Teen Titans and it ends up becoming a thing there as well.

Bruce is just about ready to rip his hair out once he starts spotting them in the JL too.

[jaiel]

Duke: *snatches Bruce’s credit card* reparations

Bruce: *tired dad sigh*

-

Tim: Duke I need you to come to the Gala

Duke: Who all gonna be there?

Tim: *squints* what?

Jason: *rolling his eyes at Tim and hands Duke the guest list*

Jason: you need to at least know AAVE timbers even if you don’t speak it

-

*Duke, Damian, Jason, Dick and Cass all sunbathing on a nice day*

Bruce: what are you guys doing?

Duke: gotta keep the tan up

Cass: it’s not a skin color

Damian: it’s a life style Father

Dick: you wouldn’t know that because you’re white as a ghost

Jason: you’re haunting this house with your whiteness Bruce

Bruce:

bruce: duke please stop jumping out of moving cop cars as a civilian there’s not enough protection in your normal clothes for that

duke: do you just want me take racial profiling lying down then??? in black history month????

[amymarchapologist03]

“DC comics are too complicated, i’m just gonna read fanfics”

“batman comics are too dark, i prefer wayne family adventures”

“#letbrucebeagooddad2k25”

if you don’t like the source material, you are NOT a fan!

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

The Batkids when Bruce pisses them off :

Jason - Kills someone. Steals Batman's gadgets and donates them to random rogues.

Tim - Sends explicit Superbat fics to the League from Batman's email.

Dick - Takes Damian away.

Steph - Spray-paints obscene graffitis on the Batsuit.

Barbara - Hacks the Batcomputer to blast Never Gonna Give You Up very time Bruce logs in.

Duke - Gives him the coldest, most unsettling silent treatment ever.

Damian - Brings home a tiger.

Cass - Turns into a living shadow and quietly haunts him.

[gothamite-rambler]

Orphan (waving): Hi Signal.

Signal punched a random goon in the face, then eagerly waved back at Orphan.

Signal: Hi Orphan! I didn't say hi to you earlier so I'm saying it now. I love the new pointy ears on your cowl.

Orphan: Thank you, Red Hood and the Robin's liked them as well.

Signal (kicking a goon in the nads): Cause you're a trendsetter. Keep being you.

Orphan: Same for you. Bye Signal.

Orphan walked off humming.

Signal: Bye Orphan! She's a delight isn't she?

Red Hood (choking a goon): Yeah, I enjoy her company.

[cookeybg]

Omg they are all so pretty 😲😍

ok so im trying out a new artstyle and drew the batkids…what do we think guys👅👅