#The signal

[batfamhastwitter]

Shrimp event

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Part 46.5! I know that Tim doesn't actually have a shrimp allergy in canon, but this was way too funny to pass up lmao

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[notrobinsomethingworse]

Clark: I had a good night Bruce.

Bruce: I did too.

Clark: I’ll see you tomorrow then?

Bruce: Yes. I will see you tomorrow.

Clark: … Goodnight Bruce.

Bruce: Goodnight… Clark.

Bruce: [sighs] wait.

Bruce: I’m not a man who expresses his emotions easily but… Clark. I love you.

Clark: Bruce-

-

Batkids, in a bush nearby

Cass, peaking out with the only pair of binoculars.

Steph: You gotta tell me what’s going on. Come on Cass.

Dick, also looking out: Shut up he’s saying something.

Steph: Cass please.

Tim: You all realise Clark can hear us right now…

Damian: Please. The alien has always been incompetent and with Father providing an acceptable distraction I doubt he even noticed the poison I snuck into his wine.

Dick: Damian. You did what-

Jason: Good job baby bird. Getting a little practice in before the kryptonite?

Dick: Don’t encourage him-

Steph: Cass come oonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-

Duke: This is insane. You guys all know this is insane right? Why did I agree to this-

Jason: I have no idea why you think I’m supposed to be a good role model. I’m a drug lord.

Dick: Well right now you’re not. You’re fuckin Jason Todd.

Jason: I’m fuckin legally dead dickbird-

Tim, elbowing Damian: Use this wisely.

Damian, taking the lead lined box: This does not mean I will consider you my equal.

Tim: Ha. You’re nowhere near my equal.

Damian: How dare-

Tim: You’re more like my grandson with how Ra keeps wanting me to have his babies.

Dick: Hold up-

Damian: DRAKE-

Steph: Okay Cass it’s been like twenty minutes. Pleeeeaaaase tell me what’s going on.

Duke: -I could be takin’ a nap right now. Havin’ a bubble bath. I’m not a bath kinda guy but I could be. Ya know?

Jason: Amen to that.

Dick: Can we rewind to Tim being courted by Ra Al Ghul.

Cass: We have been spotted.

[Everyone shuts up]

Cass: Both are on route.

Dick: Manoeuvre 3C. Run for your fucking lives.

[Mad dashing]

[genderlessdinnerhaver]

Duke Thomas slaps

I can’t draw motorcycles, sue me😤

[ungodlybliss]

some silly duke and cass bat-bestieship drawings<3

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

The Batkids Waynekids on Jason's trial when they're called up to testify :

(because of course he ends up in court at some point. Not even as Red Hood)

"Honestly ? I was surprised when you called me up. Thought he was dead. Then again… didn’t we all ?"

"If I thought he acted weird ? Uh, yeah. The guy still collects fidget spinners."

"He’s kind of… Uh, how should I put this ? Oh yeah ! He’s kind of a bitch."

"Anger issues ? Look, he cries and throws up when he’s upset. It’s a whole thing."

"Yeah, no. Jason definitely doesn’t have some business in the black market. I know you didn’t ask, but I’m just making sure - wink, wink - that you know he doesn’t."

"I say cut him some slack, he’s got daddy and mommy issues."

"You know what ? He should go to jail. And, no, I won't elaborate, I've got my reasons."

"At the end of the day, he’s just a kid… What do you mean, he’s 25 ?! I am 25 !"

"Jason ? Mentally stable ? Yesss. Capable of murder ? Nooo."

"I don't know him. Never even met him."

"Okay, so there was this one time he punched me in the face. Other than that, he’s pretty—Oh wait, no, there was another time he punched me in the face. Uh… actually, now that I think about it, he punches me in the face a lot."

"I mean, yeah, Jason’s cool. Except for the whole punching-me-in-the-face thing. Which happens more often than you’d think. Like, weirdly often."

"Jason ? Yeah, he’s great. Except for when he’s not. Which is usually when he’s aiming a punch at my face."

"Oh, he’s awesome ! Super fun, super loyal… Oh, and he’ll deck you. In the face. At least once."

"Violent ? Jason ?! Naaah," they chuckle awkwardly, then cough out, "yeah, yeah he is."

"Y’all need to understand one thing about my brother: he’s hypersensitive. Of course, he’d beat someone up if they were chewing too loud. It’s basically self-defense at that point."

[superbatsbison]

batfam as messages between me and my friends

[golden-geeks-art]

Duke Thomas, light of my life

[irl-batsignal]

WHERE THE FUCK DID MY MELANIN GO??

[ins0mniax-0nline]

YESSYYEYSYEYSYYES

I've never posted on tumblr before but I've been obsessing over Duke Thomas so here's him and Cassandra Cain fanart😛😋👍💗

[doesthebatfamknowpopculture]

Duke Thomas has... like, sort of paid attention to The Lord Of The Rings

[lordbasilsnek]

My favourite boy, Duke :3

[ungodlybliss]

duke practice

[imnot-waitwhat]

My poor baby

Jason, when in proximity of teens: "Do you know you can fucking die?!"

[clownconspiracist]

Here's like 1/3 of my previous post drawn. It took me 5 hours and it only looks like that? Rigged.

Her hair is awful and the way I want to draw it will NOT TRANSLATE TO SKETCH

Conversation leading up to this:

Duke: Hey CJ, I heard you have powers too. Check this out!

CJ: Too?- JESUS FUCK-

-Later-

Bruce: *checking her eyes* So, how did this happen?

CJ: Disco didn't die in the 80s

[spicy-apple-pie]

keep up Jay

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)