#take your pick

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

24 year old Clark: Truth or dare?

26 year old Bruce: hn. Truth.

Clark: Have you ever been married?

Bruce:…

Bruce: I’m not sure?

Clark: What do you mean?

Bruce: I don’t know.

Clark: How can you not know this!

Bruce: I mean I’ve been pretty drunk a couple times- I remember a chapel.

Clark: I thought you were the world’s greatest detective!?

Bruce: Yeah but that’s about important stuff.

Clark: How do you file your taxes if you don’t know if you’re married?

Bruce: You think I do my own taxes?

Clark: Bruce!

Bruce: Okay, look I can figure this out. All we have to do is call Alfred.

*15 Minutes Later*

Bruce: Holy shit.

Clark: Of all the people, that’s who you married?

Bruce: There’s nothing wrong with-

Clark: They’re a criminal!

Bruce: I have a type.

Bruce: You know, this explains like seven years of weird conversations.

[violent138]

Duke: "Bad news guys, he managed to give me the slip."

Tim: "How? Okay, who's got eyes on him?"

Damian: "He's just... gone."

Tim: "Hood?"

Jason, eating takeout: "Stop hacking my comms for this, I'm not even there!" *leaves the channel*

Steph: "Negative from me, I've been tailing some whole other guy."

Tim: "Nightwing?"

Dick, in a whole other city, on the computer, barely listening: "I already told Alfred I left the keys in the--"

Tim: "Thanks anyways. Orphan?"

Cass:

Tim: "Well shit. Everyone, we need to find him now."

Kate, spotting Bruce holding someone's black-haired baby at the Gala and immediately taking the baby from him: "No."

Kate, pressing a hand to her earpiece: "I got him just in time. Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Bruce, you can't even keep all your kids' names straight anymore."

Tim: "Phew, crisis averted everyone, good work. But remain vigilant."

Jason: "Tim, I swear to God--"

[noble-crimson]

”I don’t want anybody to feel like that…” (Part 6)

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Caine may be AI, but he’s still trying his best too, okay?? 😤✨ And Bubble is….Bubble. Not a single iota of emotion behind those shiny eyes. 😂

All that’s left is the finale piece, and it’s a big one so it may take me a while. (Also lowkey might save it for TADC’s one year anniversary 👁️👁️)

Part 5 (Kinger)

Part 4 (Zooble)

Part 3 (Gangle)

Part 2 (Ragatha)

Part 1 (Jax)

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

wow i can't wait for the three wwdits endings: nandermo fuck and get married, nandermo become platonic vigilantes and are weird forever, or nandermo straight up murder each other

[opbackgrounds]

I like that Law and crew are still very chill considering that Luffy just punched out a Celestial Dragon and brought a marine admiral down on all their heads

[arguablysomaya]

this is incredibly bruce and damian coded.

[bysithis]

"who is THIS diva?" i screech, pointing at a minor skyrim npc

[ricks-fallen-angel]

By far the MOST comic book of living statuses:

[wanderingmind867]

Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman sll got colour themed anthologies. Superman got a red and blue series, Batman a Black and White series, and Wonder Woman a Black and Gold series. But... I want to propose we take this a step further. We have four other founding JLA members, after all. And while I'd love to do colour themed stuff for all sorts of characters, let's just start with those four. Here's my pitches:

Flash: Red and Gold. Red and Gold would also work great for a Captain Marvel/Shazam colour based anthology. Both Flash and Captain Marvel pretty much share colour schemes. But I think it would work pretty well in either case. There's so many good shades within these two colours.

Green Lantern: Green and Black. I think these two colours make the most sense. Hal Jordan's uniform is mostly Green, with some Black on it. And a series of comics in Green and Black sounds really pretty, honestly. Really, really pretty visually.

Aquaman: Orange and Blue. I know Aquaman's outfit is usually Orange and Green, but Orange and Blue just sounds like a far better complementary pairing. Aquaman in orange, reflected against the beautiful blues of the ocean? It sounds majestic. It would be perfect for a comic series, in my opinion.

Martian Manhunter: Green and Red. Yeah, J'onn gets the contrasting colours of Red and Green. Red and Green are two colours that complement each other really well (as i believe even basic colour theory touches on), so a comic in shades of Red and Green sounds perfect. Beautiful. So much could be told in these colours.

I could keep going from here, but you get the idea. I've proposed ideas for colour based anthologies with Flash, Captain Marvel/Shazam, Green Lantern, Aquaman and Martian Manhunter. And as long as there's interesting colour schemes, I can keep going here.

[houseswife]

transgender detector going haywire rn…

[vladdyissues]

Based on this

[endless-nightshift]

I love the specific sub category of Bingqiu fics that are essentially just the author holding Shen Qingqiu down and forcing him to have a normal human conversation with Luo Binghe as apposed letting him act apon the worst possible outcome his mind can come up with.

[noble-crimson]

“I don’t want anybody to feel like that…” (Part 5)

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Good ol’ Kinger needs his hug too 🥺

I’d imagine sometimes in his moments of clarity he misses those who’ve abstracted….especially being in the Circus the longest….

Also pspsps @toonsforkicks22 come get ya food 👁️👁️

Part 4 (Zooble)

Part 3 (Gangle)

Part 2 (Ragatha)

Part 1 (Jax)

[sacrifical-lamb-core]

Ok but Jason being treated as a robot by CH though. Like, they found him as a feral wild child and modded thin into a perfect soldier but they use the fact that he’s so perfect to dehumanise him. No one is that perfect, that good at following orders and rules. So Jason isn’t human, so why should he be treated like one? He’s a weapon. Not a person. Why should he be treated well, given constant love and affection as a child?

Alternatively! Jason staying as a feral little wolf boy and of course he’s being dehumanised. They’re using him, using the fact that he’s remorseless, a toddler who’s absolutely terrified but simultaneously so dangerous. Why should they like this feral unroman kid, why should they treat him with respect? He’s a crazy menace? They’re still going to use him, but oh my gods they’re gonna make him feel awful. Make him feel bad that he’s such a bad person, who cares if it’s all he knows and all they’re making him do?

Jason will never be human. Not to them

[saltwife]

repeat forever

[gothghostiie]

thinking about john price hiring reader as a babysitter. by the time he's back you're fast asleep on the couch, curled up, kids fed and happy in bed and he can't help but look at your sleepy, curled up form a little too fondly.