#Take your pick

[itstoriirdz]

the ultimate jayvik ending is them being sent to the summoner's rift after the events of season 2 and now they kinda just chill in there as champions.

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

24 year old Clark: Truth or dare?

26 year old Bruce: hn. Truth.

Clark: Have you ever been married?

Bruce:…

Bruce: I’m not sure?

Clark: What do you mean?

Bruce: I don’t know.

Clark: How can you not know this!

Bruce: I mean I’ve been pretty drunk a couple times- I remember a chapel.

Clark: I thought you were the world’s greatest detective!?

Bruce: Yeah but that’s about important stuff.

Clark: How do you file your taxes if you don’t know if you’re married?

Bruce: You think I do my own taxes?

Clark: Bruce!

Bruce: Okay, look I can figure this out. All we have to do is call Alfred.

*15 Minutes Later*

Bruce: Holy shit.

Clark: Of all the people, that’s who you married?

Bruce: There’s nothing wrong with-

Clark: They’re a criminal!

Bruce: I have a type.

Bruce: You know, this explains like seven years of weird conversations.

[violent138]

Duke: "Bad news guys, he managed to give me the slip."

Tim: "How? Okay, who's got eyes on him?"

Damian: "He's just... gone."

Tim: "Hood?"

Jason, eating takeout: "Stop hacking my comms for this, I'm not even there!" *leaves the channel*

Steph: "Negative from me, I've been tailing some whole other guy."

Tim: "Nightwing?"

Dick, in a whole other city, on the computer, barely listening: "I already told Alfred I left the keys in the--"

Tim: "Thanks anyways. Orphan?"

Cass:

Tim: "Well shit. Everyone, we need to find him now."

Kate, spotting Bruce holding someone's black-haired baby at the Gala and immediately taking the baby from him: "No."

Kate, pressing a hand to her earpiece: "I got him just in time. Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Bruce, you can't even keep all your kids' names straight anymore."

Tim: "Phew, crisis averted everyone, good work. But remain vigilant."

Jason: "Tim, I swear to God--"

[starcurtain]

Phaidei tho?

Catching up with Star Rail since I was too busy at work to start Amphoreus on patch day with everyone else...

I really need a Phaidei fic where Phainon jokingly declares his intention to court Mydei in what just happens to be the most crowded public square in Okhema that day. (It's not really a joke, but if he pretends it is, Mydei might not kill him, right?)

Only for Mydei to seemingly take what was said seriously (as he does) and agree that fine, since the declaration was delivered formally, with due courage and in accordance with the expected customs, he'll give Phainon's proposal the fair consideration it is due: If Phainon can prove himself a worthy pursuer who meets the exceedingly high expectations for Kremnoan royal partners, then Mydei will accept his suit.

(Honestly, this was supposed to be jesting as well--if Phainon's foolish enough to cause a public spectacle just to tease Mydei, might as well let him eat his words instead. Now Savior Boy won't be able to walk his teasing back, and he'll end up embarrassing himself in front of half of Okhema, doubling down on his joke "courtship." After all, there's no way Phainon is actually serious, right, or--or that he'd ever succeed. That upstart doesn't know the first thing about Kremnoan customs, let alone romance. ...And what if he does succeed? Well... hm... that will be a problem for the future's Mydei. Oh no, he's meeting all my standards.)

tl;dr: Mydei thinks he's been challenged to gay chicken and he's not about to lose. Phainon spends the entire fic in a euphoric haze because he can't believe his thinly-veiled-as-a-jest confession scored him actual dates?! Shakespearean level miscommunications, bath hijinks, a planet's worth of second-hand embarrassment, and probably a wedding ensue.

For bonus points, I think at least half the fic should be Outsider POV, from the many innocent and extremely confused Okhemans (and fellow Chrysos Heirs) who are now stuck getting involved in the weirdest courtship in Amphorean history.

[noble-crimson]

”I don’t want anybody to feel like that…” (Part 6)

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Caine may be AI, but he’s still trying his best too, okay?? 😤✨ And Bubble is….Bubble. Not a single iota of emotion behind those shiny eyes. 😂

All that’s left is the finale piece, and it’s a big one so it may take me a while. (Also lowkey might save it for TADC’s one year anniversary 👁️👁️)

Part 5 (Kinger)

Part 4 (Zooble)

Part 3 (Gangle)

Part 2 (Ragatha)

Part 1 (Jax)

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

wow i can't wait for the three wwdits endings: nandermo fuck and get married, nandermo become platonic vigilantes and are weird forever, or nandermo straight up murder each other

[opbackgrounds]

I like that Law and crew are still very chill considering that Luffy just punched out a Celestial Dragon and brought a marine admiral down on all their heads

[arguablysomaya]

this is incredibly bruce and damian coded.

[knightmareaceblue]

Some Hurt/Comfort sticks for the soul

[bysithis]

"who is THIS diva?" i screech, pointing at a minor skyrim npc

[houseswife]

transgender detector going haywire rn…

[ricks-fallen-angel]

By far the MOST comic book of living statuses:

[heaven4lostgirls]

˚ ‧₊˚✧ . black brothers and their emotions‧₊˚✧ . ˚

james: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions reg?

regulus: no.

sirius: i do!

james: i know sirius.

sirius: i’m sad :(

james: i know sirius 😐

‧₊˚✧ . ˚ ‧₊˚✧ . ˚ ‧₊˚✧ . ˚ ‧₊˚✧ . ˚ ‧₊˚✧ . ˚ ‧₊˚✧ . ˚ ‧₊˚✧ . ˚ ‧₊˚✧ .

remus: do you want to talk about how you’re feeling right now?

regulus: i don’t talk about feelings remus.

regulus: i don’t have any, i’ve never seen one, i’m a cold blooded, war ending spy and a defective death eater.

regulus: i don’t feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7. 365. at a million percent. and if you think there’s something behind that, then you’re crazy.

regulus: goodnight remus.

remus: regulus, its morning.

regulus: 🧍🏻‍♂️

[wanderingmind867]

Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman sll got colour themed anthologies. Superman got a red and blue series, Batman a Black and White series, and Wonder Woman a Black and Gold series. But... I want to propose we take this a step further. We have four other founding JLA members, after all. And while I'd love to do colour themed stuff for all sorts of characters, let's just start with those four. Here's my pitches:

Flash: Red and Gold. Red and Gold would also work great for a Captain Marvel/Shazam colour based anthology. Both Flash and Captain Marvel pretty much share colour schemes. But I think it would work pretty well in either case. There's so many good shades within these two colours.

Green Lantern: Green and Black. I think these two colours make the most sense. Hal Jordan's uniform is mostly Green, with some Black on it. And a series of comics in Green and Black sounds really pretty, honestly. Really, really pretty visually.

Aquaman: Orange and Blue. I know Aquaman's outfit is usually Orange and Green, but Orange and Blue just sounds like a far better complementary pairing. Aquaman in orange, reflected against the beautiful blues of the ocean? It sounds majestic. It would be perfect for a comic series, in my opinion.

Martian Manhunter: Green and Red. Yeah, J'onn gets the contrasting colours of Red and Green. Red and Green are two colours that complement each other really well (as i believe even basic colour theory touches on), so a comic in shades of Red and Green sounds perfect. Beautiful. So much could be told in these colours.

I could keep going from here, but you get the idea. I've proposed ideas for colour based anthologies with Flash, Captain Marvel/Shazam, Green Lantern, Aquaman and Martian Manhunter. And as long as there's interesting colour schemes, I can keep going here.

[cursed-candlehop]

This man is entirely too pretty for his own good

[noble-crimson]

“I don’t want anybody to feel like that…” (Part 5)

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Good ol’ Kinger needs his hug too 🥺

I’d imagine sometimes in his moments of clarity he misses those who’ve abstracted….especially being in the Circus the longest….

Also pspsps @toonsforkicks22 come get ya food 👁️👁️

Part 4 (Zooble)

Part 3 (Gangle)

Part 2 (Ragatha)

Part 1 (Jax)