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Breaking News: Bruce Wayne hires Former DA, Now Mobster, Harvey “Two-Face” Dent as an Immigration Attorney, Trial Date Pending

bruce storming into the manor because with WE in the news there’s been an influx of rumors and scandals and it’s fine if you make up lies about him that’s what he does for a living. but coming after his kids?

they’re all used to sly remarks being made about their backgrounds, things alluding to stereotypes and the such. but to outright claim that dick isn’t even an american citizen? too far.

he confronts dick, tells him he’s sorry about all this and he’ll have this rumor taken care of asap. he’s halfway done dialing the daily planet when dick is just nonchalantly like.

“rumor? b in their defense, i’m not a us citizen. i mean at least i don’t think i am?? i mean i never took the test.”

and bruce pauses and is like. what are you talking about of course you are you were born her- ohhhhhh. ohhhh yeah. oh yeah so actually i did in fact take you in on a whim cause the night your parents died the world traveling circus just so happened to be in gotham. and now he’s spiraling about how he could’ve let something like that slip.

he thinks to himself - did i just. never do that paper work? was there even paper work? how did he graduate high school- (it’s cuz ur rich bruce) and then he’s deleting clark’s number and starts dialing harvey’s instead.

jason listening in the back is like dude you voted this year and dick is like i think i’ve run for office ???

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My favorite moment in Batman v Superman is when Bruce is about to get his shit rocked by Doomsday and he just… looks annoyed.

Like this man has survived a slew of the most HORRENDOUS baddies to have crawled out of Gotham’s gutter, but now he’s going to die at the hands of one of fucking Lex Luthor’s weird science experiments?? That little freak from across the bay?? That annoying piece of shit?? Yeah I’d be put off too.

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aurafarming all by urself handsome?

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Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are the most platonic queer soulmates I’ve ever encountered in any piece of media ever

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I had put money down on Bruce being the one that liked to hide in the vents, and Aquaman being the poptart fanatic

we don’t talk enough about how DCEU Batman was really going to set up the entire Justice League in his HOUSE. we were about to have an Avengers Tower found family fic moment and NONE of y’all got on board.

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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.

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Stoopid stuff based on a meme I saw on Pinterest I wanted to draw!!

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in case any of you forgot, the joker once said “his name was jason, right?” to dick and then dick killed the joker

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This is my “if dick casually mentioned he did a little ballet in the circus so Bruce buys him some choes nd he’s instantly hooked on them forever” au

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Oh….

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I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson- dying in the gutter for no reason at all.

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"He's trying to bake a croissant when a dark shadow falls over him, its cute, pointed ears reminiscent of a cat"

Excited to get to share my piece for the SuperBat Big Bang 2025! 🎉🌟 I got to create this piece based on the amazing fic by @pomeloquat which you can read [HERE]

(Heed the tags!!)

@superbatbigbang2025

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yes i am still obsessed with him thanks for asking :)

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Okay, but, I need James Gunn to give Superman and Batman the most DIABOLICAL enemies-to-bffs arc in cinematic history.

I want those two bitches in spandex to hate each others vibe. I want them to have to set aside their differences to save the world. I want them to bicker like a couple on the brink of divorce. I want everyone else to be super awkward around the two of them because they don’t know who’s in charge.

And then I want them to save each other. I want one of them to crack an ill-timed joke. I want them to realize that they might not actually be all that different. I want them to hold hands and walk off into the sunset but, like, platonically.

Also I want them to kiss but I won’t get my hopes up.

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Gothamite couple who finally got their newborn baby down for the night: Finally, some peace and quiet!

The Batmobile: VROOM VROOM

Gothamite: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME