#source abbott elementary

[incorrectcuphead]

cuphead: look. i drew a picture of you.

elder kettle: oh, wow. okay, what am i? i’m a cowboy?

cuphead: no. it’s a picture of you playing baseball.

elder kettle: oh, right. yeah, i can see him running the bases.

cuphead: no, you're hitting a home run.

elder kettle: of course. yes. well, thank you.

[incorrecttrolls]

poppy: alright, alright. calm down. calm down.

guy diamond: what happened?

branch: he hit me first!

tiny diamond: liar!

branch: i’m a liar?! i’m the liar?!

bruce: okay, aspetta. calm it down.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: What are you all doing here?

Dick: You didn't think we would give up that easy, did you?

Bruce: That's exactly what I thought. I'm genuinely surprised to see you here.

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike... Yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life... I would be put on time out, and I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted woman that stands before you today. Glinda: Oh, Elphie...

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: So you’re dating Pepper?

Tony: Yeah! It’s going great!

Clint: So she knew you, and she was like… more?

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: They were so annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Cressida: You mean fight or flight?

Eloise: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Cressida.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: So you’re dating MJ? Peter: Yeah! It’s going great! Natasha: So she knew you, and she was like… more?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: You and Mona Lisa are dating now? Raph: We are! I've never been happier! Donnie: So she met you and she was like… "more"?

[marvelsdc22]

Imagine a conversation with your comfort character(C.C.):

Y/N: "I can't, I can't do it anymore, I give up, I'm done"

C.C.: "You're done? Are you out of your mind?! Look how far we've come! Look at everything falling into place. You're done?"

Y/N: "You don't understand-"

C.C.: "-No, you don't understand! You don't understand what you're made of, stop looking at the scars you've obtained and listen to the still beating heart inside you, you're done, you’ve only just begun"

Y/N: "I'm tired-"

C.C.: "-Then you will rest-"

Y/N(crying): "-It hurts!-"

C.C.: "-Then you will heal! You're the only one that can stand in your way and I won't let you. Now rest, eat, cry, break something! Whatever you gotta do to pull yourself together! I'll wait, you come find me when you're ready... come find me when you're ready to go"

Y/N: "... Okay"

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: So you’re dating Remus?

Sirius: Yeah! It’s going great!

Regulus: So he knew you, and he was like…more?

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Oobleck: I need help with the vents in my class. Some of the seats are too hot, some are too cold. It's a real goldilocks situation.

Qrow: You know, if some girl broke into my house, ate my porridge, and slept in my bed, I'd eat her ass.

Everyone: ....

Qrow: In this hypothetical I am a bear.

Everyone: ....

Qrow: The animal.

[incorrectgladiatorquotes]

Geta: *whispers something threatening in Acacius’ ear*

Lucilla: Oh my gods... what did he just say to you? That, if we don't give him what he wants, we'll be killed?

Acacius: Worse… he mumbled and I didn’t hear him.

[chopper-and-ap5]

Maul: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today. Obi-Wan: ...

[incorrectbatfam]

[chaperoning a field trip]

Dick: Hurry up! Who knows when those kids will start arriving.

Clark: They get here at seven-thirty.

Dick: Every day? That's wild.

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: I got your back, Elphie. Now open up, say "ah." I put six Capri-Sun in this bottle. All different flavors. Elphaba: I'm good. Glinda: When are you going to let me in, Elphie?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: There’s always two sides to every story.

Tony: And one of the those is the right side, which is mine.