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elder kettle: mugman, cuphead, why don't you take it outside, okay?
mugman: and do what?
elder kettle: fight in the sun. it’ll be a nice change.
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the devil: yell out the scariest thing you can think of. one, two, THREE!
cuphead: porkrind’s parking lot!
mugman: THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE! WHY IS INKWELL ISLE TWO SO POWERFUL?!
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king dice: i’d like to thank cuphead for his generous gift of two dollars, which he handed me outside this morning. not necessary, but much appreciated.
mugman: why’d you give him two dollars?
cuphead: i thought he was homeless.
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cuphead: [to mugman] if you put on a puffy, white shirt and declare your love for a 16-year-old, you're gonna be swinging from a flagpole in your puffy, white underpants
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elder kettle: cuphead? why is your face in the newspaper?
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mugman: hi. i’m mugman and this is pitchfork.
[his goat]
mugman: we’re both gemini vegetarians.
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elder kettle: if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
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cactus girl: if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.
ms chalice: well maybe you should have principles.
cactus girl: you’re right, maybe i should.
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mugman: mugsy, i think you've earned yourself an extra muffin.
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cuphead: how come i’m not dead?
mugman: because you are the luckiest and the unluckiest cup on the face of the earth all at the same time.
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the devil: somebody up there has got it in for me. i bet it's my father.
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mugman: sometimes it's nice not to be special. sometimes it's nice to listen to what everyone else listens to. just to be normal for once.
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[ cupbros caused something to explode ]
mugman : don’t tell elder kettle about this.
cuphead : you want me to lie to elder kettle ?!
mugman : is that a problem ?
cuphead : no .
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the devil: where’s evil?
vile: he had to go bathroom.
the devil: [imitating vile] he had to go bathroom.
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the devil : cuphead used the hellevator ? i didn’t know he knew how to do that .
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ms chalice : king dice is overrated , to be honest .
cuphead : kill yourself .
ms chalice : WOAH ?!
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