#source victorious

[fleshthatfalls]

homelander : if a supe were to be pushed off this tower really, really, really hard, do you think they'd live?

deep : *visibly frightened* why are you asking me that, sir?!

[ghostjon48]

Magic Word

Tory: I want Coffee

Robby: What's the Magic Word?

Tory: Get me some Coffee.

Robby: ......

Tory (Pouting): Please

Robby: Actually the Magic Word was Lotion, but I'll accept your 'please' because you got a Boo Boo Eye.

Tory: Two Sugars

Robby: I know what to do

[pizzaboat]

*everyone is melting in the sun*

Sokka: You're not sweating?!

Azula: uh huh.

Sokka: how could you not be sweating??

Azula: I don't sweat.

Sokka: Everybody sweats.

Zuko, bored from hearing this conversation more than once: Azula never sweats

Sokka: What do you mean she never sweats?!

Azula: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.

Sokka: So what, you're just cold blooded then?

Zuko, muttering: Azula, cold blooded? What a surprise.

[incorrectcuphead]

king dice: i’d like to thank cuphead for his generous gift of two dollars, which he handed me outside this morning. not necessary, but much appreciated.

mugman: why’d you give him two dollars?

cuphead: i thought he was homeless.

[inkpads]

sirius, offended: my animagus has nothing to do with my constant need for attention!!

some people need to understand that Sirius' animagus was a dog to show his loyalty and strength and NOT that he was a hyperactive puppy in constant need of attention.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: You’re not sweating.

Y/N: Uh huh.

Carol: How can you not be sweating?

Y/N: I don’t sweat.

Carol: Everybody sweats.

Natasha: Not Y/N. Y/N never sweats.

Carol: What do you mean “Y/N never sweats”?

Y/N: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.

Carol: Does it worry you that you never sweat?

Y/N: No.

Carol: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode?

Y/N, deadpan: I would love that.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?

Dick: Not forever. Just until Damian is calm.

Jason: So forever.

[the-golden-vanity]

I think the thing I like most about The Sea, as, like... a setting or a concept, is that in its vastness, its untameable nature, its unknown secrets, you have a lot of historically documented events that sound more like tales out of mythology and folklore.

Take, for instance, the fate of the Victory Expedition of 1829.

The Victory expedition was a private polar expedition led by veteran British explorer Captain John Ross. Twenty-three men set sail for the Canadian Arctic on the steamship Victory, but when the ship became trapped in the polar ice, there was no way to free it. The crew spent four years in the frozen north, surviving on rations from the wreck of a previous polar exploration ship.

Eventually, twenty survivors packed their belongings into small boats and hauled them over ice towards open water. And in that open water, there was a ship, the whaler Isabella of Hull.*

The Isabella's crew couldn't believe their eyes, because, as they told the Victory's survivors, "Captain Ross has been dead these two years."

And if that wasn't strange enough, the (very much alive) Captain Ross of the Victory had, on a previous Arctic expedition, been captain of the Isabella.

*Side note: the more I read about the Age of Sail, the more I realize that wherever official Explorers™ from a given Western nation go, their whalers have already beaten them there. Sometimes that's even the reason the explorers were sent.

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: You’re not sweating. Natasha: Uh huh. Peter: How can you not be sweating? Natasha: I don’t sweat. Peter: Everybody sweats. Clint: Not Natasha. Natasha never sweats. Peter: What do you mean “Natasha never sweats”? Natasha: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it. Peter: Does it worry you that you never sweat? Natasha: No. Peter: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode? Natasha, deadpan: I would love that.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: I would like to have a boyfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match, Draco!

Draco: Yeah, well, I’d like a boyfriend who other girls don’t stare at all the time!

Harry: How is it my fault girls stare at me?

Draco: You could look worse if you wanted to!

[natasharswifey]

Natasha: A girl doesn't dye her hair that colour unless she has serious psychological problems

Wanda: My hair colour has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

[fleshthatfalls]

deep : my octopus got shot by a clown

a-train : why?

deep : because my octopus kept poking him with a  tentacle and saying 'whatcha gonna do about it, clown?'

deep : it happened on a bus

homelander : deep, color the dolphin

deep : did i mention the clown was my cousin?

homelander : color. the. pretty. dolphin

[ghostjon48]

Ck x Victorious: Incorrect Quote

Sam: You know my friend, Demetri

Amanda: Skinny, Nerdy, Won't shut up about MIT

Sam: Yeah

[justthinkingaboutlouis]

Louis performing Silver Tongues - Victorious Festival 23.08.2024

[incorrectcuphead]

cuphead: i was able to get you twenty gallons of blood for the plan.

ms chalice: woah! where did you get twenty gallons of fake blood?

cuphead:

cuphead: you wanted fake blood?

ms chalice:

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2609

Imogen: "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit." (Dialogue from Victorious.)