#carol danvers incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: You’re not sweating.

Y/N: Uh huh.

Carol: How can you not be sweating?

Y/N: I don’t sweat.

Carol: Everybody sweats.

Natasha: Not Y/N. Y/N never sweats.

Carol: What do you mean “Y/N never sweats”?

Y/N: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.

Carol: Does it worry you that you never sweat?

Y/N: No.

Carol: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode?

Y/N, deadpan: I would love that.

[me-uglypretty]

Y/n: If Carol isn't a lesbian then explain this!

Fury: That's a picture of Carol and Goose.

Y/n: No, that's a picture of a lesbian and her cat.

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[marina-stan-fo-lifers]

I am currently looking for a galactic hero, space heater, cuddly, blonde girlfriend can someone help me out please

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[skylarinfinity]

carol: [look at m/n with disappointment] did you do it?

m/n: [pout] why when something goes wrong, you blame me! after all these years, where's the trust?

carol: [raised her eyebrows]

m/n: [sighed] but yeah, I did it.

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[fandomnerd9602]

marvel harem beating up villian who ruined valentines

Natasha, Wanda, and Kate just wail away on a villain…

Y/N: gals?

Natasha: I was supposed to have an intensive “cardio” session with Y/N!

Wanda: my detka and I were going to have lovely cuddle time on couch!!

Kate: and tonight was the night! The night!

Y/N: gals! We can still do all those things!

Villain: (weakly) please do

Carol lands…

Carol; who’s the sick f—k who interrupted Valentine’s Day?! Y/N and I were gonna do drunk karaoke!!

[marveldcfandom]

Y/N waiting for Carol at the altar.

Priest: Are you okay, son?

Y/N: I’m just nervous.

Then the music playing when Carol walks down the aisle.

Carol: Are you okay, baby.

Y/N: Yeah, you are so beautiful.

Carol blushed as they say their vow and share a passionate kiss.

GIF from @sersi

For @fandomnerd9602

[manhattanminute2]

Avengers reactions to being called straight:

Carol: The fuck, no I'm not.

Maria Hill: Excuse the hell out of you?

Valkyrie: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Wanda: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Kate: Rude.

Natasha: *punches the person*

[jadedgravity]

Mcu textposts Pt. 3

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Carol reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

Carol: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Bruce: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

Carol: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[me-uglypretty]

Y/n: Valkyrie said we got princess at home.

Carol: Stop saying that!

Valkyrie: Okay, pretty princess.

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[chaxan08]

Yelena: My wife is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?

Bucky: Tackle her.

Natasha: Divorce her.

Carol: Kick her in the shins.

Kate: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

[incorrect-multiverse]

Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.

Kamala: Yes!!

Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.

Monica: Obviously.

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too

fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...

kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-

fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it

[fandomnerd9602]

Carol and Y/N try to herd the Flerkittens to the escape pod…

Carol; here kitties! Come on!

Y/N gets wrapped up in one of the kitten’s tentacles…

Carol: Y/N? Baby?

Y/N: C-Carol?!

Carol: sorry no time.

Y/N: what a cute yet disturbing way to go

Y/N screams as they’re swallowed up by the tiny orange flerkitten…

Carol: I promise I’ll get you out later!!