#kamala khan incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[America reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

America: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Kamala: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

America: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[me-uglypretty]

Valkyrie: Are they always like this?

[Kamala, America, Kate & Yelena staring intensely]

Carol: No, actually, yes, but they’re really excited to meet you—

Kamala: OHH CAROL HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

Kamala, whispering: And she’s gonna be our other mom.

[skylarinfinity]

kamala: i wish i could understand why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart.

m/n: [blankly] i work in a supermarket.

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket

[slightlycomicobsessed]

Agent Deever: What’s your name?

Kamran, whispering to Bruno: Can I tell her my real name?

Bruno: No!

Kamran: I’m… Bruno.

Bruno, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

[realityuniverse]

Kamala Khan : Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

America Chavez: I have a Vibranium Katana on that holster beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and stab me in the heart because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Kamala: why do you have that again babe?

America: Dad made it so I can defend myself if say my powers aren't needed and I don't have to be afraid like before he and mom adopted me which I'm always so grateful for

[realityuniverse]

Reality: all the time babe especially with what my 'parents' put me and my siblings through

Daisy: anyone laying a finger on Fitzsimmons or their kid

Yelena: when someone gets on my bad side

Kate: if someone steals my slice of pizza or I end up like my mum

Sam: Bucky's staring problem and John's existence

Bucky: Sam's stupid theories and becoming winter soldier again

America: anyone being mean to Kamala

Kamala: I'm with America but, anyone mean to you or else*embiggens fist* splat

Monica: some Jerk telling me where my place is like Hayward

Reality: I thought we all agreed Hayward doesn't count as human when he nearly shot you and Billy

Shang-Chi: I end up like my dad

Marc: Khonshu

Layla: I'm with my husband

Shuri: losing more people I care about like Nakia, Okoye, Ayo, Riri my god to an extent Namor and that's because of the alliance

Jen: someone leaking my info for everyone to see

Matt: losing my friends and girlfriend

Wanda: Does something ever happen to you and you’re like, “This is it. This is how I become a super villain”

[daisy-mooon]

Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!

Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-

Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.

[jenniferoksana]

(So in my head, Billy and Kamala need to be the team leads of the Young Avengers and Agatha advises them all and is annoyingly good at it)

BILLY: Oh, Agatha is having a Taylor Swift phase.

KAMALA: That seems strangely normal.

BILLY: She says that she would have kept the red scarf AND used it to hex her ex, so Taylor got lucky.

KAMALA: There it is.

BILLY: Also she said that one of her few regrets about not having a body is that she can’t make ‘one of those TokToks’ where she does a dance to We Are Never Getting Back Together.

KAMALA: She wants to make a TikTok to taunt the incarnation of actual Death about how they’re broken up.

BILLY: She has choreography.

[floilee]

"What do you think completes this ship?" Well...

[caitlynskitten]

Yelena: Can I use your laptop?

Kamala: Oh sure! Let me just exit out some of these tabs.

Kate: You seem to read a lot of fanfics

Yelena: You seem to write a lot of fanfics.

Kamala: Oh my god this is embarrassing, I’m sorry.

Yelena: Hang on wait I saw my name in there!

Kate: Mine too! Did you write these?

Kamala: *throws laptop out the window*

Kamala: Oh would you look at that? I need to get a new laptop.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kamala: SLAAAAY QUEEN!

Valkyrie, taking out her sword: What queen are we slaying?

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[me-uglypretty]

Enemy: And who are you?

Kamala: She’s Captain Marvel slash Carol Danvers, and sometimes…she’s a Princess.

Carol: [Sighs loudly]

[skylarinfinity]

kamala: [upset over her first ever breakup] i hate this stupid feeling so much.

m/n: [pull kamala into hug] kamala, i promise you that time will heal your broken heart slowly and i will be there for every step of it.

m/n: [pull away from kamala and picking up a crowbar] but not that bitch’s legs!

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket

[slightlycomicobsessed]

Kamala: Bruno likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.