#kamala khan incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[America reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

America: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Kamala: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

America: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[me-uglypretty]

Valkyrie: Are they always like this?

[Kamala, America, Kate & Yelena staring intensely]

Carol: No, actually, yes, but they’re really excited to meet you—

Kamala: OHH CAROL HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

Kamala, whispering: And she’s gonna be our other mom.

[skylarinfinity]

kamala: i wish i could understand why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart.

m/n: [blankly] i work in a supermarket.

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket

[slightlycomicobsessed]

Agent Deever: What’s your name?

Kamran, whispering to Bruno: Can I tell her my real name?

Bruno: No!

Kamran: I’m… Bruno.

Bruno, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

[realityuniverse]

Kamala Khan : Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

America Chavez: I have a Vibranium Katana on that holster beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and stab me in the heart because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Kamala: why do you have that again babe?

America: Dad made it so I can defend myself if say my powers aren't needed and I don't have to be afraid like before he and mom adopted me which I'm always so grateful for

[harleyquinn-2509]

In the young avengers group chat

Yelena: Kate Bishop why is this your cutlery drawer... It's making me cry...

Kamala: Called out 😆😆😆

Peter: How can you live like that?

America: Bro... what is that? 🥲

Kate: Why do you keep breaking into my place?

Yelena: I didn't break anything, Kate Bishop, your apartment is making me feel anxiety.

Yelena: The cutlery, clothes and arrows everywhere and no food in the fridge, how do you live?

Kate: Well, if it bothers you that much move in and make sure everything is in order then.

Yelena: Deal, I will go get my dog then, see you tonight. I'll make chicken curry.

Kate: Yelenaaaa I was jo- actually that sounds delicious.

Kate: Don't make it too spicy! 😘

Yelena: I cannot make such promises.

Kalama: Did that really just happen?

America: Was it really that easy!? 💀

[jenniferoksana]

(So in my head, Billy and Kamala need to be the team leads of the Young Avengers and Agatha advises them all and is annoyingly good at it)

BILLY: Oh, Agatha is having a Taylor Swift phase.

KAMALA: That seems strangely normal.

BILLY: She says that she would have kept the red scarf AND used it to hex her ex, so Taylor got lucky.

KAMALA: There it is.

BILLY: Also she said that one of her few regrets about not having a body is that she can’t make ‘one of those TokToks’ where she does a dance to We Are Never Getting Back Together.

KAMALA: She wants to make a TikTok to taunt the incarnation of actual Death about how they’re broken up.

BILLY: She has choreography.

[floilee]

"What do you think completes this ship?" Well...

[chaxan08]

Kate, arguing about art with Kamala: I have a deep appreciation for art. I can recognize a masterpiece when I see one, and I truly understand how to appreciate it.

Kamala: Oh, really?

Kate: I married Yelena, didn’t I?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kamala: SLAAAAY QUEEN!

Valkyrie, taking out her sword: What queen are we slaying?

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[me-uglypretty]

Enemy: And who are you?

Kamala: She’s Captain Marvel slash Carol Danvers, and sometimes…she’s a Princess.

Carol: [Sighs loudly]

[skylarinfinity]

kamala: [upset over her first ever breakup] i hate this stupid feeling so much.

m/n: [pull kamala into hug] kamala, i promise you that time will heal your broken heart slowly and i will be there for every step of it.

m/n: [pull away from kamala and picking up a crowbar] but not that bitch’s legs!

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket

[slightlycomicobsessed]

Kamala, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Bruno: You're kinda ugly.

[realityuniverse]

Both are 21 in scenario

Kamala, drunk and speaking another language: Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?

America: Kamala, I have no idea what you're saying.

Kamala, still speaking foreign language: Your eyes remind me of sunshine and more beautiful than all that can be seen!

America: Seroiusly Kamala, I have no idea what the fuck you're saying!

Kamala, still drunk, now speaking in native language: I fucking love you, you little shit.

Daisy is folding her arms amused thinking this is adorable