#incorrect ms marvel

[1luna1lovegood1]

Peter: Time for plan G.

Kamala Don't you mean plan B?

Peter : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Kate bishop: What about plan D?

Peter: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Cassie: What about plan E?

Peter: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Yelena: I like plan E.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Kamala: Oh my god, the door won't open, we're trapped!

Kate: I fixed it

Kamala:

Kamala: what?

Kate: I fixed it, the door will open!

Kamala: You're a genius!

Kate: I know-

Kamala: Well then GET US OUT OF HERE

Kate:

Kate: And it's broken again

Kamala: NOOOOOOO-

Kate: Okay-! Okay, I've fixed it. I've fixed it, but you watch your tone

Kamala: I'm sorRY

Kate: And you BETTER start letting me invite my girlfriend to these missions

Kamala: I -

Kamala, crying: I can't give you a guarantee!

Kate: Oh, no Yelena? Alright then it's BROKEN!

Kamala: NOOOO!!!!

[skylarinfinity]

kamala: m/n, why don't you ever hold my hand or kiss me in public? [pout]

m/n: [sighed] kamala, because we are not dating.

kamala: [look like kick puppy] we are not?

bruno: [look lost] what- you are not together?

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[America reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

America: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Kamala: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

America: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[fandomnerd9602]

Kamala: I can’t believe I’m dating Captain Marvel’s son!! Ohmygosh! Could you imagine if we ended up marrying and having two kids?! We’d have super powered babies! (Gasps) we’d be a Superhero family!!! I’m sorry what was your question?

Y/N takes a sip of their coffee…

Y/N: how do you want your coffee?

Kamala: like you. Warm and sweet

[incorrect-multiverse]

Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.

Kamala: Yes!!

Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.

Monica: Obviously.

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too

fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...

kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-

fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Carol(to the Young Avengers): Alright, listen up, you little shits!

Carol: - Not you, Kamala. You’re an angel, and we’re glad you’re here.

[chaxan08]

Kate: Okay, we need to figure out a way out of this mess.

Kamala: …Or maybe we don't?

Cassie: Yeah, let’s just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

Kate: I like that. Yeah, let’s do it.

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[floilee]

Not every fic is fic

[serenastark-incorrectquotes]

America: Which country has the most birds?

Peter: Portugeese! Kamala: That's a language.

Peter: Portugull!

Kamala: Nice recovery!

Emma: Don't you mean nice redovery?

Serena: Turkey! how did we miss Turkey?!

@multiversal-lesbian @peterparker-thespiderman @kamala-msmarvel-khan @emma-hope-stark-official

[incorrectrotgquotes]

I’m breaking more than I can fix.

Jack Frost trying to “fix” his plans

[alittlerightalittlewrong]

Tommy: I think I'm bi.

Billy: Which one?

Tommy: What do you mean?

Eli: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?

America: I know.

Tommy: ...

America : A bitch

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kamala: SLAAAAY QUEEN!

Valkyrie, taking out her sword: What queen are we slaying?

[fandomnerd9602]

Kate: I’d love to help you but I can’t

Kamala: what?! Why not?

Kate: well

Y/N walks in, holding a baby…

Y/N: Katie, Hailee wanted her momma

Kate: oh my baby

Kate nuzzles her baby…

Kamala: ohmygosh! A super baby!!

Y/N: who’s this?