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OMG HI!!! THIS IS SOOO LONG AGO BUT I FINISHED IT

a/n: I literally made this like a year ago and just procrastinated to post it... so sorry babes :D

Heisenberg x nb!reader boyfriend hcs:

He’s trying to focus more on just being a reliable partner, WHICH HE IS NOT

He’s the type to leave you alone for like d a y s without telling you cause he has an errand from Miranda and then be confused when you’re really worried about him

Before you, he was used to just coming and going as he pleases, he doesn’t really see why that has to change now, I think

But omg,,, he’d bring back like little trinkets or like scrap metal for you or something

Like, don’t be surprised if he straight up brings part of a human back to you cause he thought it was cool

I feel like, he’d be kinda a bad boyfriend though, ngl

Like, he’s really grumpy, and if he’s mad at Miranda he’s just gonna be mad at you too because big boy does not know how to deal his emotions

He’d probably just expect you to stay in the factory at all times too? And if you complain about it, too bad

He’ll be more than willing to entertain you of course *wink wink*

But only AFTER he’s done working

I’m sorry but he’s putting his plans before you always

He’s so emotionally constipated as well? He cares about you of course

He cares a lot about you, but he literally does not know how to say that besides like random comments every now and again

“Hey. You know, I don’t hate having you ‘round here.” And that’s probably the most poetic Karl Heisenberg is able to be

His affection lies in quality time and sharing his plans with you

Every once in a while, small acts of service (Like I said, the trinkets.)

He’s a rough man, yk, he’s definitely the type to annoy and bully you all the time

(Out of love of course)

He’d blow the smoke from one of those cigars he smokes directly into your face just for fun

If you’re shorter than him your head is an armrest

If you’re taller he’ll never stop complaining about it

“Hey sunshine. How’s the weather up there?” And so on

And he’ll always have that smug little grin

He’ll introduce you to the lycans and then get pissed off when they like you more than him

And you tell him it’s because you’re actually nice to them

He’ll get jealous and complain that you’re not as nice to him as you are to them lmfao

I hope for your sake that you can cook,,, cus Karl is definitely not cooking

Even if he tried, I wouldn’t advise you to try eating it

I don’t care, he does NOT wash his hands

He’s kinda stinky and always smells of motor oil and smoke, sometimes a bit like beef jerky strangely enough

If neither of you can cook, you’ll probably just have to go to the duke and get some microwaveable meals if he has any

Does Karl even have a microwave? I’m not sure actually

Anyways I hope you learn to cook then

Okay but I’ve spend so much time just bashing him,, so here’s some nice things about him

He’s oddly cute when he sleeps, yk? 

For such a big, grumpy man, he looks so relaxed and soft

He’ll even let you fall asleep on top of him, he’s very soft idc

And he likes the bit of pressure on top of him I think

He snores, tho ):

He also always wakes up super early to work, and he’s annoyingly chirpy in the morning

It’s all “Rise and shine, sweetheart!” and “Get the hell up, we have work to do!” 

I don’t know, I think he likes being annoying on purpose

But he’s kinda a sweetheart, so it’s okay lol

I mean, he’s definitely very protective

No way he’s going to let you go to Dimitrescu’s house

Even you just going to the market would freak him out honestly

He kinda doubts that you can handle yourself, ngl

No matter how big and strong you are

That’ll never change, he is obsessed with the idea that he’s your protector and he thinks it’s always on him to keep you safe.

He’ll get legitimately really mad if you get hurt, not only at whoever or whatever hurt you, but also at you

Because it stresses him out and you know he feels bad for you

Would probably also feel personally offended if you got sick lol

edit: pookie bear :D

a/n: sry its only a headcannon, but I really like doing them bc they're not so serious yk??? ok anyways, I actually got a whole ass story for him on ao3 if you're interested but I wrote it like 2 years ago when i was 17-18 so its kindaaaaaa.... anyways im gonna edit it before i post it on here as well ):

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NEW!!!!! Masterlist Nov. 2024

A/N: I'm not really sure if this counts as a return lol, but I've grown a lot as a person and I think my writing-style and interest are v different now,,, so here's a new and updated (I'm not 14 anymore and I don't really like the same things I did when I started) masterlist (:

Important info (read pls before requesting): Since I'm over 18 y/o (I just turned 20, yay) I no longer accept any requests for minor characters or aged up versions of minors or anything like that. I'd feel really uncomfortable writing for them now, compared to when I started this blog lol. I also don't write mlm smut, not bc I want to be mean or less inclusive or anything, but bc I'm literally a bisexual woman and I feel like it's not really my place to write that kind of stuff (bro idk how to, I also fear I wouldn't portray it well at all bc obviously I haven't been in any situations like that),,, tho that does not mean I won't write mlm sfw!!! I'd be more than happy to (:

When I write I can only really do so with my own experiences in mind, so my nsfw stuff will mainly be fem!POV or gn, bc that's what I'm comfortable with... tho with that said, feel free to msg me or ask a question in the 'requests' if any of this seems confusing or unclear!

REQUEST HERE! <3

Judd Birch (big mouth) - judd birch x gn!reader - reader’s first time w/ judd - judd birch relationshp hc’s - judd birch x alt! reader - the one where Judd gives dating advice - four (4) reason’s judd has ‘keep out’ signs on his door (mr. birch is a menace) - just judd things (headcannons pt.2) - judd smut drabble - a heart to heart about Jessi’s sister’s boyfriend - going to school with Judd - judd smut in Y/n’s car - high judd headcannons

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- vincenzo ‘vinny’ santorini (atlantis)

vinny relationship headcannons

... more coming soon!

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NEW ADDS! Spooky Diaz (on my block) a/n: I just finished watching it pls I'm so in love w Oscar.

(RE) Karl Heisenberg

Heisenberg x gn!reader hcs :D

Heisenberg x fem!reader, posted on ao3 but I need to edit a few things 'fore posting it here,,,

(RDR2, the gang, Flaco?) Flaco x pregnant!fem!reader... bc I'm down bad ): (coming soon, finished I just need to post it lol) Teaching reader poker x the guys: Arthur, John, Javier, Charles... (coming soon)

MORE COMING AT SOME POINT! But I have a looottt of requests to finish, I've been afk for like almost 3 years or something but I really appreciate the nice msgs I got (:

*here's a link to my ao3, since I've posted some les mis stuff and other things on there that I'm not sure you ppl on here would like... but lemme know if u want me to crosspost it on here <3 justanotherauthorig

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Aaron Tveit x El Tango De Roxanne

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And we'll do wonders Won't we

Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street Aaron Tveit as Sweeney Todd

🎥: @angelofmusicishere

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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Aaron Tveit as Sweeney Todd

🎥: @angelofmusicishere

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New Sweeney Todd photos!!

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AARON TVEIT Bernstein on Broadway, 12/31/17

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Why I’ve been gone? (:

Hi! Hello, I hope everyone is having a good summer and such. This is kinda an update? On my life and such bc I feel bad going ghost all the time.. lol. This is going to be a bit of a rant about some personal issues and stuff, so if you feel like you’re not mentally ready or something to get into other people’s problems, I understand so well and please don’t read, but I hope you have a nice day (; anyway, let me get into it.. cause a lot of stuff happened for me I think, and honestly I don’t know where else to get it out than here lol. So I hope this kinda puts into perspective why I go ghost so much.

So… I sorta just, had a bit of a breakdown and I didn’t show up to any of my exams. And yk, of course I got kicked out of school. I don’t even really mind that much because I REALLY didn’t want to go there anymore lol, but my family was so disappointed. And I had to tell them I just dropped out because they would literally disown me if I said I got kicked out ��� so that’s just been, pretty stressful living with all my own lies lol. And it’s totally my own fault too 💀

Anyways, I also just last month got diagnosed with autism and adhd and I kinda did have lt suspicions but it’s just.. it’s a lot honestly, because even though it doesn’t really change anything I feel like I have to live with a diagnosis. I don’t know, but I’m glad I at least got a good explanation for why I do some silly and goofy things sometimes 😀

The last thing I don’t want to get into too much.. because it’s still kinda fresh I suppose? But I really need to get it off my chest soooo 🧍🏻‍♀️But, I got bullied like A LOT in eight grade, very fun yk it really gave me some silly ass self esteem issues but it is what it is. Anyways, two of my really good friends bullied me too then, or at least I felt like they were part of it. But that’s just from my perspective, I kinda got over it because they’re my oldest friends and I feel like stuff went back to normal (a lot of time has passed I’m obviously not in eighth grade no I’m eighteen 😸) but, idk it’s still kinda just a not so nice memory. And I feel like we all apologized to each other and it’s fine and all.. but then I was joking a lot about it because that’s what you do when you don’t wanna process something yk. And they got really really mad at me and said that they never bullied me and that I gaslight them into thinking they did and whatever. And I feel so fucking bad because first off I didn’t even know I did that? I don’t feel like I’m doing that? But uhhh.. idk, maybe I am really tone deaf or something. But the point is that they said I keep playing victim and they did nothing wrong, and I CANNOT handle confrontation so I just apologized a lot? Because I feel terrible? But also.. it felt like I just apologized for getting bullied which like, it has even taken me SO MUCH to admit that I did get bullied. The whole situation just left a sour taste in my mouth cause they were being weirdly defensive and I just.. idk it just suck balls man. After all that, I kinda decided to cut them off. Maybe I am the bad guy here and I’m so fucking sorry, but still, I just don’t think that what they said and did was right either. It sucks losing your oldest friends, it really does. But I’m very lucky to have really kind and supportive friends still, people that really value me and thinks that my thoughts and opinions are valid lol. Idk,,, I’ve just been thinking about this a lot haha 🥸

That was kinda a summary for what I’ve been doing over the summer,,, thank you if you read it, I’m really not asking for pity or anything I just really really really needed to get this off my chest. Because I don’t really confide in ppl bc I’m awkward lmfao.

Anyways, I’ve gotten SO MANY kind messages on how I’m doing and such and I’m so fucking grateful 🥹🥹🥹 thank you so much you guys??? That’s also a part of why I wanted to share this with you, just so yk what’s up. I’ll get started slowly on working on requests again, I’ve gotten so many wonderful requests and I’m actually really excited to write again, cause it’s kinda my passion yk. Thank you so much to anyone who read this! And anyone who supports my works!! I’ll hopefully post again soon and see you then 😁

Love, Author <33

(Also, btw CHARACTER AI YALL?!?? I’ve already made an account and I’ve started making some bots, lemme know if I should drop my account haha)

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Ignore how I accidentally reblogged this on my primary 🫣🫣🥲🥲

Diane's twin brother is like Jay's mom's secret daughter: i desperately want to know more...

dude looks like an extroverted version of Judd, he also gives vibes of being the school bully, sure no one messed with Diane back then

Yes!!!!!!

Right okay so, I’m assuming Diane and her brother is like around the same age as my parents which means they grew up in the 80’s (hence her brothers awesome mullet lmfao)

But he was definitely one of those classic 80’s bullies, and the only reason Diane didn’t get picked on for being goth was because he was her brother. The sheer amount of lunch money that man stole is enough to support a family of 4 I’m telling you—

Him being the extroverted version of Judd is such a good way of describing him, he is literally Judd if Judd had social skills lmfao 💀✋

@raccoon66 I am once again humbly asking you to draw more big mouth fanart 🙏🙏🙏 we need more Diane’s brother

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Judd would be good at singing?,, he has such a deep voice so he must be quite good right??

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!&/&:&/&;&:& yes!!

Like he would never sing just for himself, but if you’re in the car or whatever and playing a song he likes he’ll sing along to it quietly sometimes

IMAGINE HIM SINGING LIKE THREE DAYS GRACE OR SYSTEM OF A DOWN OR SOMETHING AHHHHH 🥹🥹🥹✋

I bet it would sound so nice, I need to add that to the list of things we wanna see with Judd in season 7 lol

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Things that can make Judd cry??😳 lol probably nothing

Woahhh I’ve never thought about that, I don’t think that guy even has tear ducts 🧍🏻

He probably cried a lot when he was younger? Not because he was sad but because little toddler Judd was about to explode from anger and didn’t know how to process that

So probably the only tears he ever cries is angry tears? I feel like when he gets older tho, he’ll be ready to cry fr. Like when he’s in his 30’s or something he’ll be way more emotionally mature and is able to cry over normal stuff lol

(He will cry if one of his raccoons die)

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Diane's twin brother is like Jay's mom's secret daughter: i desperately want to know more...

dude looks like an extroverted version of Judd, he also gives vibes of being the school bully, sure no one messed with Diane back then

Yes!!!!!!

Right okay so, I’m assuming Diane and her brother is like around the same age as my parents which means they grew up in the 80’s (hence her brothers awesome mullet lmfao)

But he was definitely one of those classic 80’s bullies, and the only reason Diane didn’t get picked on for being goth was because he was her brother. The sheer amount of lunch money that man stole is enough to support a family of 4 I’m telling you—

Him being the extroverted version of Judd is such a good way of describing him, he is literally Judd if Judd had social skills lmfao 💀✋

@raccoon66 I am once again humbly asking you to draw more big mouth fanart 🙏🙏🙏 we need more Diane’s brother

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How old was Judd when he got his car?, u think he asked for it? or his parents just decided to give him a car (which i really doubt but who knows maybe his parents needed him to transport his younger siblings to school etc)

Huuuhhhh idk,,, good question tho. I think he’d be around 16?? I think he has friends a bit older than him, and he’d drive around with them anyways so his parents were probably quite concerned

I can also totally see him destroying their car when he lend it, and that was the last straw so they sat him down and was like; “listen, we’re not praising you to totaling our car, but we’re also so done with you trying to steal it all the time so here’s one for you. You can only have it if you drive your siblings to school.” Or something like that

He was mad about the part where he had to become an Uber for his siblings, but still he was actually quite happy with getting his own car (he also realized he could decorate it how he wanted, hence all the stickers and shit on his car)

He also never wrecked it cause this time it was his, yk? He probably actually learned to be more responsible after getting a car lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

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In Season 3 Diane told Jay that after having Judd she got pospartum depression so Diane's experience of becoming a new mom was similar to Becca's from HR? (Becca got pospartum depression too)

Diane had trouble bonding with Judd at first? Idk or maybe she was just too overwhelmed having to take care of Judd almost all by herself (have in mind that Elliot is the one who works while Diane most likely stayed in home all day with baby Judd) and Elliot probably suffered the same treat as Barry...

Poor Elliot gets home from work and he brings Diane flowers and gifts, cooks a romantic dinner, helps with Judd as much as he can and try to do all kind of nice things for her only for Diane to get angry at him :,(

Awww my heart ☹️

But you’re right tho, I feel like it’s also cause she used to be like a party girl? And she felt uncomfortable at first taking on the mom role, not to mention Judd looked a lot like her which kinda scared her too??

Definitely also cause she’s alone with him a lot, I feel like he was born while Elliot was still studying?? Or like just a few months before becoming an actual doctor so they were both so stressed too ),:

Elliot is just out here doing his best man, he’d take Judd off her hands whenever she needed it and like on top of all his studying he’d just sit with Judd while doing his doctor homework or whatever 🥹 I’m not crying 🥲🥲✋✋✋✋

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High Judd is best Judd xD

High Judd can do no wrong 🙏

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Omg Diane having a twin bro?!! yes please!!! Love that headcanon! but got me thinking.. Diane changed her delinquent ways as an adult but what if her brother didn't...,, Imagine Diane lowkey worried about Judd cause she doesn't want him to end up like her bro (going full gansgter and jumping prisons for the rest of his life) my heart!!!😭😭😭

momma worried about his oldest boy🥺❤

YaaaAAAHH SO SWEET 😿😿🥹🥹✋✋

Diane’s brother is definitely the “hush-hush” uncle, they don’t talk about it. Like ever.

I mean he’s in prison anyways,,, so it’s not like he’s talking to them either. But I feel like if Judd really fucks up, Diane’ll take him to visit the prison and see his uncle and be like “this is you 20 years from now if you don’t get your shit together”

Ngl, I feel like Judd and his uncle would get along quite well, which is actually even more worrisome to Diane.. 💀