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When you said that Judd would get along with his Uncle idk man... with those two being so similar the thing could go two ways: either they would get along very well or they would hate each other, there's no in-between

Besides the Uncle probably would see Judd as a mere child or an amateur at best, i mean Judd is a 18 year old delinquent teenager who had some run-ins with the law but Diane's brother is a grown ass man in his 40's who most likely spent a good chunk of his life in prison with a loooong criminal record, around him Judd probably feels like a newborn👶😵

(lmao Judd would feel the same that Jessi felt around him and Cass in S6, Judd's karma hitting really hard 🤣🤣🤣)

Wait that’s is true tho 🥸 lowkey now I feel like they’d make such a good team, like they don’t get along super well bc as you said they clash but I feel like working together they’d think so alike that it would just work out??

Idk when we started making big mouth oc uncles but it’s on brand for this blog lmfao

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dude would u ever consider writing for Steven Universe?? like the fandom?? just curious since you like a lot of CN shows 😙 I'm only on episode 8 but I'm fucking hooked 😭 on a cartoon of all things. never underestimate the power of animation 🤧

I actually haven’t,,, I just never watched Steven universe lol but I have heard from a lot of ppl that I would like it 🥹 idk if I would write for it though, bc to my understanding a lot of the characters are already like in relationships or children??? (This is a poor take sorry but I lowkey know nothing about the show lol)

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Judd having a hard time hiding all his ilegal stuff cause Diane knows most of his tricks since she was like him in her youth, do you think Elliot knows about Diane's wild teenage years?

(*Sorry i sent it twice but first time i accidentally sent it without finishing the sentence)

Uuughhh actually I could see it going two ways??

Like either he knows and is sooooo into it (which is what I imagine the most) but like she wouldn’t tell him when they met? He’d find out like after he be like “my queen 😍 protect me 😗” bc I don’t remember what age they met but I think it was only after they were grownups

And like they’re pretty close, I feel like they’d tell each other things like that but also,,, I can see Diane keeping it a secret bc she doesn’t want to make him sad? Like she probably had sex w a lot of guys before him and did a lot of concerning things and she wouldn’t want to make him sad or concerned. But also I can’t be convinced that Elliot would be jealous really, that man WORSHIPS her 😝

Sry that didn’t really clarify, but I do lean more towards the fact that he knows bc she’d also prolly have to tell him bc he’s like “where did Judd get it from???”

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Omfg I saw the cutest couple today where it was fr sunshine and grumpy and the dude was 1000000% Judd!! He was watching as she was reading to these adorable lil babies in the park (99% sure they weren’t her kids) and she was sooooo into it that she didn’t even notice him going all 😍 as she read to them

Aaaahdhdjfjfjf stopppp I’m gonna cry that’s actually so cute 🥹 it wouldn’t be children tho lmfao s/o is reading to Judd’s raccoons 🥸

(Somebody draw that pls I’m begging)

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Judd has a breeding kink - convince me I’m wrong. It might take him a second to realize it but you can’t tell me that possessive mfer doesn’t love the thought of everyone being able to see just how devoted to him you are. Frankly once he found out you got like an iud he’d really lean into it and absolutely never wears a condom after that

I AGREE!!! The amount of pregnancy or breeding kink requests I got rn 🤒🤒

I have heard y’all and something will (hopefully) be in the works soon

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I love love love all of your works and hope that you’re doing well! You’ve been ghost for a little while so I’m only sending good vibes your way. Life is hectic and hard but your writing really brightens my day 💟

<3333 damn, this really makes my writing so worth it 🤭🤭

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No Judd in HR s2 😪 gotta wait until next big mouth season to see our favorite edgy boy

Bro they missed an opportunity soooo bad 😭

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the people miss you queen 🫶🏾

I’m so sorry I’ve been feeding you all just crumbs 🥹🙏 I miss my people y’all and I hope to get back with something y’all can enjoy soon!

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Not trying to be mean but saw the marshall lee x fem reader..isn’t he canonically gay? isn’t that kinda taking away from male readers?

Oooh ok I saw this a while ago (sorry for the late response) and I really wanted to formulate this correctly? Like obviously I’m not at all trying to take away from male readers but bc I’m not that I just have a bit of a difficult time writing mlm smut (saying this bc I’ve mainly written marshall smut I think)

Also I thought he was (is?) bisexual 😃 like bc Marceline dated that one dude before PB and I assumed Marshall was too? Honestly I don’t know all the lore anymore bc it’s been a while since I was in the fandom but if I thought he was gay exclusively I wouldn’t have written w a female perspective in mind!

I hope anyone doesn’t feel like I’m taking away from male readers, as I said before I’m def open to writing sfw about a male reader but (don’t kill me I don’t want to sound mean) it’s not my main focus bc it’s not super interesting for me to write since yk I write w myself in mind a lot 👹 I personally don’t think I’ve taken away anything from male readers, I’m sure there’s a lot of way better Marshall fic creators than me who write for male readers. Fanfiction is free and optional lol that’s why I like it.

That being said, I have a few male readers requests that I’m getting around to, but y’all know I’m slow at this point. Definitely don’t feel scared to request any gender but when I write outside of requests or any specifically requested gender my works will mainly bc female or non binary reader (: anyways I love the gays goodnight 😋

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Your characterization of Judd is everything !!!!!

Honestly he’s not even a big mouth character anymore he kinda just lives in my head 🤪

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i miss your judd smuts 🙏🏻

Same 🥹 I need to get cooking again fr it’s just been a minute since I was really into big mouth lol but I wanna give back to the community 😋

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us being judd's secret girlfriend he hid from his family

Idk if it’s a request but definitely yes, we’re all in this together 🙏

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Would you consider making a proper big mouth fanfic story with your Jessie’s sister reader

Honestly yes,,,, but I’m extremely bad at starting and finishing things lol but I kinda hope all the small Judd stories could turn into one long series or at least something a bit more cohesive haha

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hey girl hope you're doing well, just finished reading all your judd fics and omg your writing gives me chills. hope you can return soon with a healed heart and know that you're always appreciated! ❤️‍🩹🙏🏼

<33333 y’all 🥹🥹 honestly I’m so surprised that there’s a community around Judd birch smut but I love it 🤝 thank you so much for reading!!

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I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU 🤪

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This is mainly a question (by no means am i telling u to not write a fic tho if u find it in u) cs the way u characterize judd in ur writing matches so well with the shows but do u think he’d be into CNC?

And if he was how deep into it do u think he would be? Something tame like somno/his s/o telling him to stop but he doesn’t listen (HE STOPS WHEN THE SAFEWORD IS SAIDDDD OFC) or the more extreme part like him chasing the reader around the house 😛

(this is if ur comfortable w cnc ofc 🙏)

Girl the way I had to google what that meant— 💀

Also I really like that question lol, I’d like to do a more like “in depth” story about it but I’m stalling SOOOO HARD rn I just wanna get back into writing so bad ugh 💔💔

(ALSO YES!! MY REQUESTS ARE OPEN BUT RN I GOT 120+ AND IM IN OVER MY HEAD SO ITS JUST A SLOW PROGRESS)

But to answer the question; yes, most definitely.

Warning(s): nsfw mentioned mostly, I know I was reading this shit when I was a minor but guys pls don’t I’m begging you 🙏 minors dni.

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<3 Judd is freakyyyyy and would literally love to chase s/o around with a knife.

<3 like in a loving way tho, but yes that definitely turns him on

<3 I think I wrote something about him fucking s/o to a horror movie and to take it a step further, Judd would love love love to be in that horror movie

<3 Halloween? No wdym, it’s sexy time with Michael Myers (a/n: entertaining my own fantasies here ngl)

<3 if s/o is into it of course. His mom and sister definitely installed both the fear and respect of women and/or future partners into him quite early

<3 it’s something Judd and s/o has talked about beforehand, but if you’re out and about, in college or whatever he WILL find you. He’s unemployed and lives with his parents, it’s not like he has stuff to do, not if he’s horny anyway

<3 he definitely gets off on giving s/o a little scare. It’s the thrill of the chase for him and he’s hard before he even parks the van

<3 you asked him to pick you up after work and he’s late. His van is pretty distinguishable so it’s kinda weird you can’t see it parked outside, so you start walking.

<3 He’s in a black hoodie and sweats, the hoodie drawn above his head when he starts following you. It takes a while before you even notice and with the hoodie above his head, you don’t recognize him right away.

<3 the faster you walk, the faster Judd walks behind you until he’s falling in right behind you. When he grabs you, you freeze and think about all the murder weapons Judd undoubtedly has in his room to cut off the dick on this creep when—

<3 “Judd! What the fuck!” He turns you around and presses you against a nearby building, pulls down his hoodie and looks solemnly into your eyes.

<3 “The fuck would you had done if I was actually here to kill you? You’re not safe alone.” He’s only half joking because despite the fact that he planned this beforehand, he’s now suddenly concerned about your safety.

<3 “The only one making me unsafe is you, fucking asshole.”

<3 There are other less extreme examples where he’s not dicking s/o down publicly (which as stated above is definitely thing he’d enjoy)

<3 y’all have the consent talk at some point beforehand, but he’s not gonna ask.

<3 if you’re showering, he’ll slip in behind you

<3 he’s so fucking hard already, pressing into your ass or the small of your back and he doesn’t say anything but “c’mon. Spread your legs, slut.”

<3 what happened to hello? How are you?

<3 he does feel a little entitled to do so, yeah, but he’s also just very horny and he likes to touch you a lot

<3 not like he’ll give you a hug or anything. He’ll grope your ass (I’m labeling him as an ass man it’s just how I feel 🙏) or if he’s feeling wholesome and shit, he’ll let his fingers lightly brush the back of your neck and your hair

<3 with the safe word thing, he’ll definitely only stop if you say that word

<3 he’s not gonna believe you at no, he’ll need the word because I do feel like he’d have a bit of a hard time cooking off sometimes

<3 doesn’t mean he won’t respect the safe word because he respects s/o obv

<3 as I said, he likes the chase tho so if he’s stalking you, chasing you or some other normal boyfriend activity, he’ll def not stop from you saying so

<3 he’s into knife play and shit so that’s why safeword is important because he doesn’t want to actually hurt s/o yk? But he also doesn’t take squirming and “juuuuddd, stoooppp” for an answer right away

<3 ofc it’s also about reading s/o’s emotions you feel me??

<3 but bro he is NOT afraid to get freaky, he’ll be down to try a lot of things and he’ll he even happier of s/o brings stuff to the table as well, he likes pleasing his partner

<3 I feel like he’d not be THAT into somno bc he likes it when s/o is awake, like he likes to see that slight fear and excitement in their eyes and even tho he’s not opposed to doing it while s/o is asleep he’s still like,,, rather them be awake so he can be a dick bc he knows it turns them on lol

<3 but yeah, to sum this messy not so great headcannon up I think he’s DEEP into cnc, like genuinely I’d say it’s his main style bc he wants to be a horror movie character lmfao 💅

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Hi HELLO I LOVE THAT GIF?? Who made him in the sims contact me immediately 🤝

Also it’s been a looooong while since I wrote for Judd and I feel like I’m kinda out of it haha. But I really wanted to get back into writing just something bc I’m still experiencing a huge burnout and feeling really shit about my writing and stuff bc I haven’t done it in a while,,, I’m super rusty rn 😭 I just wrote this on a whim it’s not even a real head cannon but I hope I answered your question?? Kinda?? I know it’s kinda tame but ahhhhh

But genuinely I really wanted to get back bc reading all the nice things you guys sent me and comment on my works and stuff??? Guys you are too good to me 🥹🤭 I genuinely really like the tiny mini community (if I can call it that?) around this blog and thank you so much for liking and commenting on my stuff!! It literally helps me so much— anyways that was cringe but like enjoy ok bye 👹

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OMG HI!!! THIS IS SOOO LONG AGO BUT I FINISHED IT

a/n: I literally made this like a year ago and just procrastinated to post it... so sorry babes :D

Heisenberg x nb!reader boyfriend hcs:

He’s trying to focus more on just being a reliable partner, WHICH HE IS NOT

He’s the type to leave you alone for like d a y s without telling you cause he has an errand from Miranda and then be confused when you’re really worried about him

Before you, he was used to just coming and going as he pleases, he doesn’t really see why that has to change now, I think

But omg,,, he’d bring back like little trinkets or like scrap metal for you or something

Like, don’t be surprised if he straight up brings part of a human back to you cause he thought it was cool

I feel like, he’d be kinda a bad boyfriend though, ngl

Like, he’s really grumpy, and if he’s mad at Miranda he’s just gonna be mad at you too because big boy does not know how to deal his emotions

He’d probably just expect you to stay in the factory at all times too? And if you complain about it, too bad

He’ll be more than willing to entertain you of course *wink wink*

But only AFTER he’s done working

I’m sorry but he’s putting his plans before you always

He’s so emotionally constipated as well? He cares about you of course

He cares a lot about you, but he literally does not know how to say that besides like random comments every now and again

“Hey. You know, I don’t hate having you ‘round here.” And that’s probably the most poetic Karl Heisenberg is able to be

His affection lies in quality time and sharing his plans with you

Every once in a while, small acts of service (Like I said, the trinkets.)

He’s a rough man, yk, he’s definitely the type to annoy and bully you all the time

(Out of love of course)

He’d blow the smoke from one of those cigars he smokes directly into your face just for fun

If you’re shorter than him your head is an armrest

If you’re taller he’ll never stop complaining about it

“Hey sunshine. How’s the weather up there?” And so on

And he’ll always have that smug little grin

He’ll introduce you to the lycans and then get pissed off when they like you more than him

And you tell him it’s because you’re actually nice to them

He’ll get jealous and complain that you’re not as nice to him as you are to them lmfao

I hope for your sake that you can cook,,, cus Karl is definitely not cooking

Even if he tried, I wouldn’t advise you to try eating it

I don’t care, he does NOT wash his hands

He’s kinda stinky and always smells of motor oil and smoke, sometimes a bit like beef jerky strangely enough

If neither of you can cook, you’ll probably just have to go to the duke and get some microwaveable meals if he has any

Does Karl even have a microwave? I’m not sure actually

Anyways I hope you learn to cook then

Okay but I’ve spend so much time just bashing him,, so here’s some nice things about him

He’s oddly cute when he sleeps, yk? 

For such a big, grumpy man, he looks so relaxed and soft

He’ll even let you fall asleep on top of him, he’s very soft idc

And he likes the bit of pressure on top of him I think

He snores, tho ):

He also always wakes up super early to work, and he’s annoyingly chirpy in the morning

It’s all “Rise and shine, sweetheart!” and “Get the hell up, we have work to do!” 

I don’t know, I think he likes being annoying on purpose

But he’s kinda a sweetheart, so it’s okay lol

I mean, he’s definitely very protective

No way he’s going to let you go to Dimitrescu’s house

Even you just going to the market would freak him out honestly

He kinda doubts that you can handle yourself, ngl

No matter how big and strong you are

That’ll never change, he is obsessed with the idea that he’s your protector and he thinks it’s always on him to keep you safe.

He’ll get legitimately really mad if you get hurt, not only at whoever or whatever hurt you, but also at you

Because it stresses him out and you know he feels bad for you

Would probably also feel personally offended if you got sick lol

edit: pookie bear :D

a/n: sry its only a headcannon, but I really like doing them bc they're not so serious yk??? ok anyways, I actually got a whole ass story for him on ao3 if you're interested but I wrote it like 2 years ago when i was 17-18 so its kindaaaaaa.... anyways im gonna edit it before i post it on here as well ):