#america chavez incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[America reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

America: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Kamala: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

America: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[skylarinfinity]

america: [panicking] oh gosh this is horrible, this is most embarrassing thing that happened to me-

m/n: [raised his eyebrows] really? it's more embarrassing than-

america: [look m/n with deadpan expression] let's not go there.

author notes this can be platonic or not it's up to you guys.

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[erroneot]

America: am I in trouble? Stephen: take a guess America: no? Stephen: take another guess

[realityuniverse]

Kamala : America, no.

America: America, yes.

Reality: America, no.

America: America, maybe.

Daisy: America, no.

America: America, no.

[crystalwrizz]

What the hell, Wanda?

Wanda: You are doing it wrong, your magic is horrible.

Stephen: You killed a lot of people with no guilt, don’t tell me if I’m right or wrong.

Wanda: No, I’m serious. Your grey streaks are more apparent and you nearly sent America to another universe. Again.

Stephen: …No I didn’t.

Wanda: Wait, that was me, not you…

Stephen: What the hell, Wanda?

America: Yo what? Do it again, I want my parents back!

[harleyquinn-2509]

In the young avengers group chat

Yelena: Kate Bishop why is this your cutlery drawer... It's making me cry...

Kamala: Called out 😆😆😆

Peter: How can you live like that?

America: Bro... what is that? 🥲

Kate: Why do you keep breaking into my place?

Yelena: I didn't break anything, Kate Bishop, your apartment is making me feel anxiety.

Yelena: The cutlery, clothes and arrows everywhere and no food in the fridge, how do you live?

Kate: Well, if it bothers you that much move in and make sure everything is in order then.

Yelena: Deal, I will go get my dog then, see you tonight. I'll make chicken curry.

Kate: Yelenaaaa I was jo- actually that sounds delicious.

Kate: Don't make it too spicy! 😘

Yelena: I cannot make such promises.

Kalama: Did that really just happen?

America: Was it really that easy!? 💀

[strangeironaf]

Tony: Everyone synchronise your watches.

America: I don't know how to do that.

Peter: I don't wear a watch.

Stephen: Time is a construct.

[gfmaximoff]

America: ARE YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: KIDDING ME YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: IDIOT?!?

Wanda: …What is going on?

Wong: Stephen banned America from swearing so I’m helping her out.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Yelena: you stay here, I'll go see if the coast is clear

America: don't go on your own!

Kate: don't worry, she's so cool, she knows what she's doing!

Yelena: (crashes back through the window) they're inside

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this

Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.

Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.

America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.

Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!

America: and here’s the Hufflepuff

[incorrectquotesmcu]

America: Don’t you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.

Stephen: America.

America: Yes?

Stephen: You’re bothering me.

[floilee]

(Kitchen of the complex)

Peter: Aren't you afraid Kate will cheat on you?

Yelena: No, Kate is too much for anyone. *bites her sandwich* I'm the complete package for her.

Peter: You're very self-confident.

Yelena: No, no, no… I said complete package.

*America and Kate arrive from a walk in the park*

Kate confused: She wanted to go out with me?

America: Kate, she spent twenty minutes complimenting your hair and trying to get your number.

Kate: I thought she was being polite ’cause she left afterwards.

America rolling her eyes: Just because I said you had a girlfriend and you started naming all of Yelena's qualities in alphabetical order.

Yelena whispers to Peter: Complete package.

[skylarinfinity]

Someone asks Yn if he loves america and he says yes they ask why and he responds with “Americas ass”

strange: [glaring at m/n] so why your really attention?

m/n: [oblivious] huh? what do you mean?

wong: [sighed] he mean if you in love with america?

m/n: i mean yeah, i thought we all know that already [shrugs]

strange: [still glaring] what make you 'in love' her?

m/n: [grinning] america arse-

strange: [jabbing m/n shoulder with his fingertips] oh we not going to do that-

wong: [pull strange away from m/n while try to continue the conversation] i thought american ass is captain america title.

m/n: well before yes but now he dead so somebody else need to take the title [shrugged]

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[erroneot]

Stephen: where are your parents? America: what are parents? Stephen: that’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard

[realityuniverse]

Police

*At a police station in New Jersey*

Kamala after 11 years of being with America: Hi, I’m here for America.

Police officer: Who’s America?

Kamala: Ah, you must be new.

[popcorn-plots]

Things my family has said as incorrect ironstrange quotes

Peter: If I put money into the washing machine, is it money laundering?

Tony: [barely audible] yes.

Stephen: [muffled laughter]

Peter: [staring at America putting bacon strips on a pan] what if I ate raw bacon. What then.

Harley: Do it.

Stephen: Don't eat raw bacon, Peter.

Peter: but what if I did?

Tony: you'd get sick and be a slave to the porcelain toilet throne.

Peter: [texting] I'm supposed to be paying attention in class but the macarena just started playing in my head

Harley: haha

Harley: EYYYY MACARENA