#valkyrie incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Thor, texting Valkyrie: [sends a voice message]

Valkyrie, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Thor: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

[later]

Valkyrie: [presses play]

Thor's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE—

[me-uglypretty]

Y/n: Valkyrie said we got princess at home.

Carol: Stop saying that!

Valkyrie: Okay, pretty princess.

[jameskinniesrise]

Marlene comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Dorcas’s bedroom. Dorcas: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Marlene: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Marlene: Lies on the ground and falls asleep Dorcas: …

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#121 Go away papa

Daddy Poseidon + Atheist!Y/n had twins...And the babies got all their features from Poseidon...and straight up don't like him-...hell even in your belly the moment Poseidon put his hand on your belly they KICK it off you as if going "GET YOUR DISCUTING HANDS OFF MUMMY"-...normally the twins didn't kick or move a lot like they knew your uncomfy...the twins don't like many only cute and cuddly with you but there are surprising...special exceptions...like uncle hades, kojiro,Heracles and... Adamas both twins smile at him-...pathetic dad Poseidon is all I want-

Zeus*Looking at the twin's who are the carbon copy of him wrapped in little burritos sucking their binkies...only a month old-*...They attack?

Poseidon*Holding his twins in arms with bags under his eyes*...Worse

Twins*looking at Zeus like he is the scum of the earth,heaven n Hell, up and down unimpressed by him*...

Poseidon:-They JUDGE you...

Zeus:...

...Dunno what their names be-

[liv45no]

Dorcas: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s addicted to dragon soup.

Marlene: I’m passing the phone to a ginger.

Lily:

Lily: I am passing the phone to someone who’s mean to everyone.

Regulus: first of all, that was a lie, second of all, I’m passing the phone to the person with the hugest glasses you have ever seen in your whole life ever.

James: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s really annoying in the morning because they have so much energy.

Mary: hello! I am passing the phone to the biggest undercover party animal!!

Remus: ...I am passing the phone to the person who’s mostly to go home early from a party because it’s past his bedtime.

Sirius:

[bones4thecats]

When you try messing with your adopted sibling...

Adamas: Hey, let’s mess with Y/N, guys! Zeus: Hey, Y/N, your mama's so fat- Reader: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Valhallan prison. Adamas: Well, uh- your dad- Reader: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets. Poseidon: The fuck- Zeus: Well then... Hades: Stop it, Zeus! Zeus: Your grandparents are so- Reader: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted. The Olympian Brothers: ... Reader: You cannot best me, brothers.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Marlene: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Marlene: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Sirius: Uh... what's up with her?

Lily: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Marlene: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Mary, crying: It's working.

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

[juanarc-thethird]

HOW?!!!

Weiss: How is it possible that you guys are still alive? You two should be dead!

Nora: *Looks at Jaune* Should we tell her our secret?

Jaune: *Nods*

Nora: We are...

Weiss: Ah-ha...

Nora:... stupid. *smiles*

Jaune: *Smug*

Weiss:...

Weiss: What?

[aprill-99]

Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”

Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”

Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”

Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”

Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”

Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”

Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”

[curiouslymyown]

Marlene: so why did Juliet kill herself?

Mary: because without Romeo, she had no reason to live

Lily: you can tell this play was written by a man

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Thor: Ow! My armkle!

Valkyrie: Your what?

Loki, sighing: His wrist.

[me-uglypretty]

Valkyrie: Are they always like this?

[Kamala, America, Kate & Yelena staring intensely]

Carol: No, actually, yes, but they’re really excited to meet you—

Kamala: OHH CAROL HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

Kamala, whispering: And she’s gonna be our other mom.

[chaostroberry1]

Apollo, in a seductive mouth watering outfit, leaning on the doorframe, winking and hinting at something : "(m/n)~ I'll be good tonight and sleep all by myself while I wait for you, okay~♥?"

(M!name), in a meeting with a few gods, incredibly oblivious : "alright! Sleep well. goodnight, dear!"

Apollo : "better join me soon~♥" *walks away to the bedroom*

The gods who just witnessed the BS : "😧"

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I got this from that death note scene of misa in a sexy outfit, obviously hinting at light on "stuff" she wanna do later. Motherfucker did not understand what she meant ☠️

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#188 No thoughts head empty stare

Immortal!Y/nn*Sitting beside him giggles seeing your villager and his villager from Animal Crossing get married* Til death do us part, right, Puppy?

Anubis*Who thinks they're actually married now and grins at you* It's cute you think death can separate us~

[that-bitch-kat3]

marlene after sirius came out: hey that’s okay! we all still love you! you like boys, so what? lily likes boys, i like boys-

mary: are you sure

marlene: does now feel like the right time to have this conversation to you?