#valkyrie incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Thor, texting Valkyrie: [sends a voice message]

Valkyrie, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Thor: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

[later]

Valkyrie: [presses play]

Thor's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE—

[me-uglypretty]

Y/n: Valkyrie said we got princess at home.

Carol: Stop saying that!

Valkyrie: Okay, pretty princess.

[gwynlain]

Gwyn, in training with the new Valkyries: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Elain: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Gwyn,🥹 with pride for Elain: This. This is what I’m talking about people. *slow claps* Outstanding.

[managone16]

Marlene: So, Baby Black, how's life? Regulus: why are you here and talking to me?? Marlene: awe, c'mon can't I have a conversation with Sirius's baby brother if I want to? Regulus: Regulus: Dorcas likes Acid pops and red carnations. Marlene: Alright thanks bye.

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as tweets again!

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#132 This might as well happen...

Tiredly...possibly depressed y/n that...has no reaction to anything anymore and Loki has made bets HE could make this human show despair or laugh, It's been 10 years, and now...he started to get worried...like he WONT admit he started to like hanging out with this human but come one he got a bet to win-

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Loki: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult?~ Tired!Y/n: Myself.

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Loki: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Tired!Y/n The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Loki: Stop.

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Tired!Y/n*Sees a trashcan and jumps inside it*... Loki: Y/n, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

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Tired!Y/n: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a really creepy bitch Loki: What changed your mind?~ Tired!Y/n: Oh, I still think you're creepy, I've just grown used to it

...Raise ya hand if ya want this to be a series?

[jameskinniesrise]

Marlene comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Dorcas’s bedroom. Dorcas: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Marlene: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Marlene: Lies on the ground and falls asleep Dorcas: …

[norry-yippee]

Y’all are joking about Gilderat but I’m dead serious

[liv45no]

Dorcas: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s addicted to dragon soup.

Marlene: I’m passing the phone to a ginger.

Lily:

Lily: I am passing the phone to someone who’s mean to everyone.

Regulus: first of all, that was a lie, second of all, I’m passing the phone to the person with the hugest glasses you have ever seen in your whole life ever.

James: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s really annoying in the morning because they have so much energy.

Mary: hello! I am passing the phone to the biggest undercover party animal!!

Remus: ...I am passing the phone to the person who’s mostly to go home early from a party because it’s past his bedtime.

Sirius:

[bones4thecats]

When you try messing with your adopted sibling...

Adamas: Hey, let’s mess with Y/N, guys! Zeus: Hey, Y/N, your mama's so fat- Reader: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Valhallan prison. Adamas: Well, uh- your dad- Reader: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets. Poseidon: The fuck- Zeus: Well then... Hades: Stop it, Zeus! Zeus: Your grandparents are so- Reader: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted. The Olympian Brothers: ... Reader: You cannot best me, brothers.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Marlene: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Marlene: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Sirius: Uh... what's up with her?

Lily: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Marlene: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Mary, crying: It's working.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Thor: Ow! My armkle!

Valkyrie: Your what?

Loki, sighing: His wrist.

[me-uglypretty]

Valkyrie: Are they always like this?

[Kamala, America, Kate & Yelena staring intensely]

Carol: No, actually, yes, but they’re really excited to meet you—

Kamala: OHH CAROL HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

Kamala, whispering: And she’s gonna be our other mom.

[gwynlain]

Nesta: Are you sure Gwyn’s even gay? She barely even looked at me.

Elain: Yes, I’m sure.

Emerie: It’s because she was too busy looking at Elain the entire time.

[managone16]

Marauders playing Never have I ever part 1: James, chuckling: Never have I ever eaten a rabbit. Remus, drinking: Fuck you. Regulus, also drinking: Yeah, fuck you. All heads turn to him. James: Regulus...? Regulus: What? I was hungry. Finding food while hiding isn't easy okay?? Everyone: Regulus: ...You guys do know I found the horcruxes ...right? Everyone: Regulus: Wait, so you all just thought I walked in wanting to suddenly redeem myself? Regulus: You thought Voldemort suddenly dropped dead? Marlene:...Well—Dumbledore didn't exactly— Regulus just looking at them shocked.

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as tweets because I'm bored